Is there no more good-bad Rob art out there!?

Dear Rob,

Do you know what I miss? Really bad fan art. Where did it go? We RARELY see those gems anymore. What happened to all the bad artists? Are they “over” you? Did they find out we’re making fun of them here on LTR? Did they move on to Justin Bieber fan art? But don’t they know how artsy crafts & household items are just begging to be crocheted upon with Jumping Rob? I spent a good 1/2 hour searching for “Really bad, absolutely horrid, Laughing my ass off hilarious Rob Fan Art” online and just didn’t find much.

My one January wish is just for one big LOL art piece like this one from last year:

Why aren’t people photo-shopping you as a fat guy anymore? Do they think we’ve seen it enough we’re no longer laughing? False. We’re laughing. Give Rob big cheeks & small eyes any day and you’re going to hear me laugh out loud. You know how I really want to see you, Rob? In Braces- I DARE one of you 9th grade art school drop outs to put some braces on Rob’s chompers.

Well, my search wasn’t completely hopefully. I did come across a drawing of you channeling a closeted lesbian from the 1800s.

And of course anytime someone draws you as “Drag Queen Rob” it brings in the major laughs:

and I can’t figure out what happened here. It looks like you but……I’m pretty sure this is after you went gay & became the headliner on the Gay Christian singing tour (it exists. Moon went to a show):

And while Etsy’s collection of Rob Pattinson crafts is now down to only TWELVE (twelve!? Was there a big flea market at the Catholic church lately and you all ran out of crafts? Come ON people!), there are still a few gems: Got a new sweater for Christmas? Here’s the PERFECT accessory to Jazz it up!

Do you have deep dark secrets that are only fitting to scribble in a creepy journal? Are YOU the one who keeps sending flowers to Claire Pattinson on every holiday? Did you somehow end up with a 2010 Pattinson family Christmas candid shot with the help of a ladder, mirrors & a black mask? Then THIS journal is for you:

(in other news, THIS journal of hers I actually like!)

And my personal favorite of the finds: I call this one “Rob Pattinson does Coccaine”

And of course this one is called: “Mommy needs to keep the pencils away from her child when she’s talking under her breath about how “If Mr. Pattinson was your daddy, he would always do the things you’re REAL daddy doesn’t do” and thinks her child isn’t listening”

While the aren’t the gems of 2009 & 2010, really bad Rob art is still out there for our pleasure, thankfully!


Have I been in a black hole? Or is Good/Bad Rob art really harder & harder to find? Have YOU seen anything good/bad lately?

Oh ps, I found all of this by googling “Rob Pattinson Fan art”

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116 Responses to “Is there no more good-bad Rob art out there!?”

  1. Rob's Flaming Dashboard says:

    Nobody can top the glory that was the Jumping Rob meme. It was epic.

    Doesn’t mean fans should quit though! We need entertaining. C’mon!

  2. melronin says:

    Come on guys EXPRESS yourselves!!!

    You could be the next Dali…Picasso maybe Andy Warhol… they all started out somewhere right??

    Good or bad…Art is Art and Rob… in any form or shape is ART!

    • drsaka says:

      Mel, are you sure about that? Art is subjective and my subjective opinion is a lot of it is just creepy!

    • robgirl86 says:

      Rob looks different from every angle, it’s hard to portray him or maybe it’s hard to portray him WHILE LOOKING at him ! 🙂

      • melronin says:

        Hard to paint him properly when you look only on him and never on the canvas! So let’s give those poor guys some credit…lol

  3. drsaka says:

    Dear UC- you left out all the sculpture gems from the past. In clay, wax or chocolate, they are all just wrong. I’m okay with there being fewer and fewer of those-

    • melronin says:

      Wouldn’t mind to lick on that Robchocolate though…and maybe take a bite!
      Is it Robchocolate or Chocolaterob??? hmmm… decisions decisions…
      ahhhh…who cares…just give it to me!!! 😀

  4. robgirl86 says:

    I wanna paint ON him , does that count as ART?

    (saw some really bad Edward-tatoos…ihhhhh)

  5. yertlesmom says:

    Wow, I actually flinched when I saw that first one! And the last one–YIKES! I do appreciate creativity though. You go bad artist and crafters!!

  6. MidnightCougar says:

    I think one of the worst Fan Fails I have ever seen is this:

    LMAO MC *shaking my head*

  7. Robsessedgirl says:

    Right now for my art class I’m actually doing a self portrait, and we’re supposed to make it “reflect our personality and stuff we like”. So, I’m doing myself and in my hair(I have a jew fro pretty much so it works) I’m doing all kinds of weird stuff like random words and some faces(including Rob’s, maybe Tom’s and another loyal member of the britpack Andrew’s). I know it’s weird and disturbing or whatever but I can promise that I will draw them well and not like any of the examples above. JUMPING ROB FOREVER AND EVER. I had to add that.

    • sharon says:

      Ohhhh Honey! You’ve got to put Jumping Rob in your hair! Then put some glitter all around him! Perfect! You must send us a picture! I made some Rob paper dolls last year for my twelve year old neice and she loved them. I made him a wardrobe and everything. She loved them so much that I offered to make her some Bella and Jacob paper dolls and she declined….she said she’d just burn them and she didn’t want me to go to all that trouble for nothing….and she meant it….that’s what scares me more than the creepy art.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      “I know it’s weird and disturbing or whatever” = bring. it. on. You must share with the class – I’m sure it will be fabulous. 🙂

    • robsfuturemate says:

      @robsessedgirl- yes, please share with us your finished project! And I’m still waiting for an email! 😉

  8. dazzledtodeath says:

    The last one..oh my.

    My fave piece of Rob art was not done by a fan, BUT it featured Rob (as well as the mullephant and Taylor) done up in pig noses a la the famous Twilight Zone episode “Eye of the Beholder”. Unfortunately I can’t find it.

  9. Vera says:

    Dear Rob,

    I need someone to do a serious interview with you. Need to know how your days have been lately, because you need to talk about your new experiences like playing with elephants, dating mature women, working with Oscar winners, helicopter riding, driving boats, jumping into the Atlantic Ocean. How all those events changes you, babe? Do you still like Hot Pocket, drink a dozen beers a night? Still walk around with Tom Stu?

    I wish I had those answers. I do not care to know how has been the filming of Breaking Dawn, or if you and Kristen are engaged or broken.You´ve been chosen the best dressed man last year? Who cares? Your kissing is number eight rated on somebody´s list. WTF are they doing with you?

    I need to know about you and what goes through your head.


    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      What the world (by world, I mean anyone reading this)needs now is a Rob self-portrait. And by golly, turns out there is one. – not sure what this says about Rob’s vision of himself, but I sorta want to make out with the blue squiggles.

      • Vera says:

        The drawing shows that Rob has no idea who he really is, but the green sperm, at left side, gives a clue …

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          i missed the sperm. but off to the left is something that looks like a penis, so that might make sense. rob is telling us he’s virile jackson pollock?

        • stupidshiny says:

          I’m not sure about the green sperm but what about the big penis on the left??? It’s kinda wonky too… what exactly is Rob trying to say about himself???

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            yes, the penis (at first glance) does have a bit of a lump, but perhaps i’m misinterpreting. lots of frenetic action, almost as if his penis is dancing? kinda keith haring penis. he is a man in motion, scattered, adrift like a balloon…but also the art would indicate a creative spirit who craves individuality, humor and expression. in any event, the penis seems to be the most pronounced of all body parts, so i think that’s his way of telling us that it is what he thinks we see first but the other parts are an important part of the scramble. or he just whipped this one out while on the phone with tomstu, who encouraged him to not forget his ‘nads.

  10. cosi bella says:

    Thank you UC for this delightful selection of fan art!

    Being so late to the party, I particularly appreciate this recap of lol factors of yore

    So funny. That’s why I love you guys!

    The very first pic is a great drawing…..of Jeff Bridges.
    It’s my absolute fave of your collection because here we have a mixture of artistic skill and zero resemblance.
    This juxtaposition pleases me.

    Coming in a close 2nd is Rob Pattinson on Cocaine – haha!

    And the kid’s Edward drawing..awwww – (well at least she got the eyebrows right)

    keep it coming guys – you brighten my day!

  11. natteringyeahrobber says:

    I don’t know if this qualifies as art, but it is 2nd hand embarrassing bad and inspired genius craft at the same time. The Rob Pattinson pillow – .

    • cosi bella says:


    • MidnightCougar says:

      Holy shit that is BAD! That pillow gives new meaning to the word “tacky”.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        I am guessing one would have to hide that pillow if guests (or a date) were to come over. Cram it into a linen closet or under the bed or something. If the date goes poorly, you could just take Rob “manlow” back out of the closet and cry into its giant giraffe neck. Then hold the stay-puft hands with it as you rewatch Twilight clips on Youtube.

        • roslynselene says:

          And then get really drunk so that you black out and hopefully forget that never ever happened. Then SEEK FOR HELP. Oh Jesus Christ, I hope that’s never happened to anyone.

    • Mieze says:

      Okay, okay, not that I don´t understand the need of this pillow, but if men already get those really expansive plastic dolls would someone be so nice and do a realistic one of Rob for us girls? Lifesize, real hair…wait, did I find a way to earn billions here ;-))))

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        great idea. you will be offering a LTR groupon for the rob dolls, right?

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          or at least a 20% off discount code – enter “normal”

          • Mieze says:

            Of couse you all would get one free! That would give me the oppurtinity to share the experience with those who understand, since I am sure that Mr Mieze would´ve enough of me and plastic-Rob sharing a bed with him and leave to find someone who is in a more stabil mental state 😉

            A day in Mr Miezes, Robs and Miezes life:

            Mr Mieze: Mieze, stop licking the plastic it causes cancer!

            Mieze: Hush, don´t talk like that infront of him! *keeps kissing*

            Mr Mieze: Seriously, you are ignoring the fact of getting cancer???

            Mieze: Don´t pay attention to him, Rob! He´s just jealouse because we are rich and he isn´t!*wisperingtoMrMiezenow*How could you be so cruel you know it would breack his heart to know he isn´t from flesh and blood!

            Mr Mieze crawls slowly backwards out of the bad, mumbles something about getting cigrattes and never returns 😉

          • robgirl86 says:

            haha, great story Mieze! Owe you mail honey, was busy a bit 🙂

      • Mieze says:

        Don´t worry, babe, and take your time 🙂 Missed talking to you though 🙂 :-*

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        LMAO at your blowup pthlalate Rob doll/Mr. Mieze encounter. Carcinogenic exposure never felt so gooooood.

        • Mieze says:

          Glad you liked it 🙂 And totally agree about carcinogenic exposure never felt so gooooood.
          I know if there ever would be such a Rob-Doll Mr Mieze would say:
          ” Honey, I don´t want to destroy your illusions but he´s from China!”
          and I would answer:
          ” No, he isn´t, he´s from London…Barnes to be exact!”
          But when worse comes to worse I can always remind him that he thought Shakira was a natural blond…ha!

          Off to bed now, wish all of you a nice day!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. sharon says:

    My first reaction to this post was, OMG! How could UC be so cruel to budding artists. Then I started laughing! I quickly came to the decision that if they want to be arists, they may as well get their criticism early. (Maybe your criticism will discourage these people from becoming artists) They have no career opportunities there. With one exception, Rob on cocaine is pretty hot, I’d do ’em.

  14. roslynselene says:

    I drew Rob once. Well actually, I cheated because I just got a blank piece of paper and traced a picture of him over my laptop. It turned out great and it’s good to know that my kindergarten homework payed off. Now where’d I put the drawing…?

  15. Maggie says:

    Talk about a bad Rob-tattoo. Do you think she knows how awful this is?

    • Mieze says:

      That´s why I would always be very careful to get a portrait of someone, unless Kat van D would do it…

    • JustGoWithIt says:

      I feel really sad for people with demented looking portraits tattooed on them. She could always cover over it with some dark/solid flowers or something, but geez. Harsh. I wonder if Kat Von D has ever done a mushed up portrait, maybe in her early days?

  16. cosi bella says:

    Bad fan art should be called “fnart”

    This is Rob Fnart.

    (Onamatopeic too! Bonus!)

  17. JustGoWithIt says:

    If the eyes on that top portrait were just bigger it would probably be a decent drawing, but it is freaking hilarious as is! Yey.

  18. LatersBaby says:

    I know I shouldn’t comment unless I have something pithy to add. But I must say, there are no words that can fully express my adoration for today’s post. That fnart KILLS me. Is it any wonder why our dear boy runs away from us?

  19. stupidshiny says:

    LMAO The first one looks like a photo-fit!!
    “Have you seen this man? He is wanted in connection with crimes of fashion, most recently seen in a bad beige jacket at the People’s Choice Awards”.
    If you look at each element separately they kinda look right but put them together and it’s a car crash! LOL

  20. Maggie says:

    OK. This doesn’t belong here, but I just saw this and had to share with my LTR sisters. If you haven’t seen it, it’s the first official photo that Breaking Dawn has released and it’s coming out in Entertainment Weekly this week. I will tell you right now that I am naming the year 2012, The Year of DBR – Death by Rob. Between this, WFE, BA and 50shadesakaRob staring in Cosmopolis, he will surely kill us all. I hope the link works. If not, hunt around the internet. You’ll find it.

    Breaking Dawn 1.jpg

  21. Maggie says:

    OMG: I mean 2011. (It’s been a looonnnggg day at work).

  22. Maggie says:

    I think the thing to do here is somehow photoshop out sleeping Bella (I mean, who would have their eyes closed with That Face so close to you and That Body on top of you?) – but back to photoshopping: then find a nice picture of your own face – or, better yet, take one with your best “O” expression and replace bored Bella with yourself. I have no idea how to do this, but it’s all happening in my head already!

  23. roslynselene says:

    Crap that first link didn’t work.

    Try this{38DBB4F9-495D-42CC-B251-2CA9317C7437}

    or this

  24. Maah says:

    i drawed this one >
    Please, don’t laugh at me!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I like it. The linear lines of the jacket give the drawing architectural appeal. Love the windswept/bedhead hair, too.

  25. LadyN says:

    I made Rob art with macaroni but i wont show you cuz it’ll put all of these to shame. 😀

  26. Elle says:

    Holy Sh*t!! I just pissed myself… “fatrob” takes it all

  27. Bara says:

    bieber fever!!!

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