Rob Pattinson at the Golden Globes gives us a new mantra…
I wish I could break down the Golden Globe anecdotes & 2nd-hand embarrassing experiences you gave us last night in full detail, but to be honest, there wasn’t much. I mean sure, before the show got started, MTV’s Josh Horowitz did his best to get you to spill the beans about the baby making you and Kristen do on the bear skin rug and that got an awkward laugh:
but beyond that, we basically saw this the entire show:
Not that it isn’t a nice nose, but come on Foreign Press- or whoever is in charge- it’s ROB PATTINSON. HE’s FOREIGN (to me) You should love him. And why bring Justin Bieber if you’re not going to show him in the audience either. Are you saying Justin & Rob are only there to bring a certain audience (yes). Okay. We get it. But keep THAT AUDIENCE SATISFIED. Yes, I’m saying I’ll endure the awkwardness of watching Justin Bieber attempting not to talk like he’s from the hood or pretend like he didn’t cut off his famous hair-do. JUST TO SEE MORE ROB.
Then again, we did have this:
and those faces along on the red-carpet almost make up for the lack of you during the actual show
And our darling @AshFrag coined the new Mantra of LTR during the show:
Rob Pattinson looks like sex feels
(ya know, awkward & kinda hurts at first. But TOTALLY WORTH IT at the end. Well, sometimes. Okay- rephrase “Rob Pattinson looks like sex is in my mind with Rob Pattinson. As in, perfection. With a little goofy sense of humor. Or something.) Anyway- new LTR mantra, what do you think!?
Does anyone else ever get the feeling looking at Rob on the red carpet that he’s thinking “What the F*ck am I doing here? I don’t know anyone. I am uncomfortable & have to scratch my balls.” And THEN… he hears his name called- and he’s like “Someone here KNOWS ME!” And he lifts his eyesbrows & turns his head, like he’s going to recognize his mom or cousin or TomStu across the way. Then he realizes it’s just a photographer calling his name. And he gets sad. And remembers that itch he wants to scratch. But then he hears his name AGAIN and thinks “Maybe- this time it really IS that girl I knew in Grade 8 that I never wanted to talk to but totally want to rescue me from this awkwardness right now!” and raises his eyebrows in recognition again…. but sadly, it’s just another photographers, wanting a picture…
Oh and be still my heart- i just thought about playing Twister with Rob….
Oh & Rob, I caught a glimpse of what you wore sometime earlier this weekend:
Um YES. YES. FINALLY someone told you about shirts that girls dream about taking off of you with their teeth! And those boots- while they’re not my favorite style- are VERY IN. AND DEAN looks FIT. Have you two been working out together? This warmed my heart. And TOTALLY made me forget about the pic I saw of your outfit from Golden Globes rehearsals:
So we had ZERO moments in which you will later look back upon & regret. And though you looked pretty smokin’ hot, last night basically reminded me I had a big fat crush on Ryan Gosling (sorry…!)
What do you think!? Were we ROBBED of ROB? Or was his beautifulness in his navy suit worth not seeing him much the rest of the night? Do you LIKE our new MANTRA!??
After the jump, a little Monday Funny at the expense of Robward:
Hilarious! Found here
Source for tons of Golden Globes Goodness: Twilight Poison