Rob Pattinson at the Golden Globes gives us a new mantra…

Dear Rob,

I wish I could break down the Golden Globe anecdotes & 2nd-hand embarrassing experiences you gave us last night in full detail, but to be honest, there wasn’t much. I mean sure, before the show got started, MTV’s Josh Horowitz did his best to get you to spill the beans about the baby making you and Kristen do on the bear skin rug and that got an awkward laugh:

but beyond that, we basically saw this the entire show:

Jesus stealing Rob’s thunder

Not that it isn’t a nice nose, but come on Foreign Press- or whoever is in charge- it’s ROB PATTINSON. HE’s FOREIGN (to me) You should love him. And why bring Justin Bieber if you’re not going to show him in the audience either. Are you saying Justin & Rob are only there to bring a certain audience (yes). Okay. We get it. But keep THAT AUDIENCE SATISFIED. Yes, I’m saying I’ll endure the awkwardness of watching Justin Bieber attempting not to talk like he’s from the hood or pretend like he didn’t cut off his famous hair-do. JUST TO SEE MORE ROB.

Then again, we did have this:

and this

and those faces along on the red-carpet almost make up for the lack of you during the actual show

And our darling @AshFrag coined the new Mantra of LTR during the show:

Rob Pattinson looks like sex feels

(ya know, awkward & kinda hurts at first. But TOTALLY WORTH IT at the end. Well, sometimes. Okay- rephrase “Rob Pattinson looks like sex is in my mind with Rob Pattinson. As in, perfection. With a little goofy sense of humor. Or something.) Anyway- new LTR mantra, what do you think!?

Does anyone else ever get the feeling looking at Rob on the red carpet that he’s thinking “What the F*ck am I doing here? I don’t know anyone. I am uncomfortable & have to scratch my balls.” And THEN… he hears his name called- and he’s like “Someone here KNOWS ME!” And he lifts his eyesbrows & turns his head, like he’s going to recognize his mom or cousin or TomStu across the way. Then he realizes it’s just a photographer calling his name. And he gets sad. And remembers that itch he wants to scratch. But then he hears his name AGAIN and thinks “Maybe- this time it really IS that girl I knew in Grade 8 that I never wanted to talk to but totally want to rescue me from this awkwardness right now!” and raises his eyebrows in recognition again…. but sadly, it’s just another photographers, wanting a picture…

Oh and be still my heart- i just thought about playing Twister with Rob….

Oh & Rob, I caught a glimpse of what you wore sometime earlier this weekend:

Um YES. YES. FINALLY someone told you about shirts that girls dream about taking off of you with their teeth! And those boots- while they’re not my favorite style- are VERY IN. AND DEAN looks FIT. Have you two been working out together? This warmed my heart. And TOTALLY made me forget about the pic I saw of your outfit from Golden Globes rehearsals:

So we had ZERO moments in which you will later look back upon & regret. And though you looked pretty smokin’ hot, last night basically reminded me I had a big fat crush on Ryan Gosling (sorry…!)


What do you think!? Were we ROBBED of ROB? Or was his beautifulness in his navy suit worth not seeing him much the rest of the night? Do you LIKE our new MANTRA!??

After the jump, a little Monday Funny at the expense of Robward:

Hilarious! Found here

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154 Responses to “Rob Pattinson at the Golden Globes gives us a new mantra…”

  1. dazzledtodeath says:

    Rob you didn’t disappoint me last night-you wore navy, a color that makes ANY man look good but made you look utterly to die for. I hope you’ll let the sex hair grow in once you’re finished filming (not that I’m complaining-you’re one hot redhead and I’m not a big fan of red hair on guys!). That British chick did a horrible job interviewing you on the red carpet-she seemed totally unimpressed by you. They should ask me to do it next time-I’ll fawn over you properly 😉
    It it me or did anyone else feel like Rob was snubbed by the camera once he got inside?? How many times did they show Johnny Depp (again, not complaining)? And Christian Bale? My husband said this is because “outside of your little bubble nobody really cares about him.” Psh. Idiot.
    I haven’t seen all the interviews, but the one Josh Horowitz did stands out for its idiocy. Stop trying to get a rise out of Rob by making idiotic references to pregnancy and flashing that pic of him making love to a corpse. It only makes you look desperate and stupid.
    Still, all in all a good night. With Rob in a tux, how could it be otherwise?

    • robgirl86 says:

      oh girl, you said it! I was up all night for that “nose”, watched then the 10sec thing ( Don’t say anything…I AM MAD!!!), BUT I got some new impressions on some people….Bieber is sooo short, he made me laugh, Alexa Chung sort of arrogant & stupid & unable to do a proper interview (weird, I used to like her) and that Horowitz guy is a huge embarrassing his steady Robsten shit questions..Shauwn & her hair thing is getting old stuff as well, at least now we know that he pretends to do his hair by himself with….MOUSSE 🙂 .
      Tilda Swinton should look in the mirror before going out and R.Gervais is just HILARIOUS!

      Rob himself… die for… tux, sweet & friendly as usual,
      SEX on LEGS!!!

    • minuit_passe says:

      I like Alexa Chung, I thought she was the only one to save us from the horror Hollywoodish presenters smelling of mothballs brought straight from an 80s soap operas (even if they were born in the 80s). As per usual.

      • robgirl86 says:

        thumbs down for liking that arrogant person so full of herself…did he say NO to her or what? 🙂

      • drsaka says:

        Really, MP- her question to him was about shiny shoes?????

        • minuit_passe says:

          Maybe since she’s the it fashion gal, she was supposed to do the “what are you wearing interview”. Also shiny is quite the opposite of her style, so maybe that’s why, I dunno. BUt seriously, men shinny shoes? Was he hoping to peep under dresses? Oh the bad joke of the day, I’m very proud. xx

      • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

        I just took a look at that clip, and think it’s okay really, he’s playing along and she hasn’t changed her style for this so… ho-hum.

        The funniest thing however is when Dean can be seen in the background ushering some ladies off- way off -to the other side. That got a gigglesnort.

      • JellyBeanRainbow says:

        Again, great taste in women, but I guess we might be the only two people (apart from her BF Alex of Arctic Monkeys) who like Alexa, also known as The Queen of Cool!

        As much as Rob is my imaginary BF, she’s my imaginary BFF.

        OMG, I’m name dropping as if I know everybody in real life, but in fact it just makes me sad

        • kandnandb says:

          Oooh an Alex Turner mention! I love him. Her, I don’t really get. She’s supposed to be fashion’s IT girl but she always looks so strange to me. (And I wanna brush her hair.) But what do I know? I’m a suburban soccer mom.

        • minuit_passe says:

          D’you wanna be my imaginary RL friend? Ya know, since you’re not living near by.

          OT I’m posting sporadically, either the blog or my computer are not on the top of their form today.

          • kandnandb says:

            Sure! I’ve always wanted an imaginary friend but I guess my imagination was too lazy to think of one!!

    • MariaCecilia says:

      I totally agree on all points. Rob is sex on legs. Rob looks hot in a navy suit (but would probably look hot in just about anything – and nothing). Rob looks good in long hair, but I love him with a haircut too. AND he was totally ignored in a baffling way by the cameras. Made me a little sad thinking that your hubbie is right and no one outside the lovely bubble really cares about him…

      Looking at the bright side, however, that means that my competition is now down to 213 167 542 people! Or something like that…

      • drsaka says:

        I think it was this: Rob was presenting an award, and to quote Ricky Gervais ‘that no one in America cares about’. Not true! but that’s the way the mainstream American press see it.

        And it wasn’t his night in the spotlight. Look at how much camera time his friend, Andrew, got and it was his night.

        I also don’t think Rob was feeling too great, maybe tired.

        • melronin says:

          Sorry to say but I found that remark about foreign films a bit offensive. Both to the Americans and to the foreign film industry!

          Just my 2 cents…

          • drsaka says:

            Okay, but that was probably the least offensive thing RGervais said! Though I was laughing at most of it; he doesn’t pull any punches.

        • Cath says:

          Far too less Rob, but AG’s on a role, and Rob was obviously happy for his friend. Love it! 🙂

    • Elle says:

      A little late to the post but I couldn’t help myself when I
      read mention of the British chick that interviewed (or sucked
      horribly at interviewing) Rob on the red carpet. Who IS SHE?? She
      said that Rob obviously had no idea what he was doing there. She
      would be fired if I were her employer. Not only did she treat Rob
      like he was an absolute NOBODY, but she sucked at all of her other
      so called interviews too. She asked Rob about his pointy shoes? I
      would like to ask what was up with her hagged out curtain of a
      dress that was in my grandmother’s house in 1972. Even Rob had a
      kind of “holy sh*t” look on his face after she shrugged him off.
      There, I feel better..

    • jen says:

      I liked Alexa’s interview, quite frankly I think Rob would appreciate a cool, collected chick to interview thank some of the lamer people they have who beg to touch his hair. I like Josh HOrowitz too, he tends to get really good answers out of Robert during sit down interviews. But this was the red carpet-the red carpet is for more superficial inquiries and goofy sound byte questions. His questions were fine, given the context.

  2. Cazza says:

    Anything and I mean anything was better than the PC’s award! It was just nice to see him surrounded by proper actors darling and away from the Twilight cast. They also announced him as RP, star of upcoming Water for Elephants, rather than the darn vamp tag we are all tired of – well me anyway. Jaded? Yes.

    I gotta say though, I was distracted every time the camera panned to Gosling, Garfield, Efron (don’t judge) and Depp. It kind of made up for the lack of the pretty. And let’s face it, he didn’t get to say much when on the stage either. Is it just me but does Ron look thinner again?

    And the Gucci suit – *thud* it doesn’t come better than that.

    So look on the bright side, he came, we saw and he didn’t screw it up.


  3. minuit_passe says:

    New mantra is a win!
    Rob’s GG magicness not so much, I think he left it on the set of WFE where, for the first time after RM, he looked OoOoHHKAAY.
    I wish I’d see the red carpet posing like you, but I’m just too second hand embarassed for all the “I’m too sexy for my body look”, same for Peter Facc, they just hang out together too much.

  4. melronin says:

    Rob in navyblue=felt like good sex (multiple times!)
    Rob in very short hair=likeyyyyyyyy
    Rob in red hair=better than Rob in dark hair
    Rob being his adorable self although interviewed by some total malakes=absolutely ahhhmazing
    Rob next to Olivia= to die for

    Rob solo= 😀

    Conclusion: Golgen Globes were worth watching just to see Rob in his navyblue Gucci…looking like a greek God….making faces at the cameras and hearing his giggle…

    • robgirl86 says:

      Rob solo or solo Rob = win and win!

    • JellyBeanRainbow says:

      I might (really really) like them ( A LOT) if they were to become a couple.

      I know she’s married and he’s apparently dating someone, but I have a crush on OW since I saw her in The Black Connelys (or some other hot irish guys).

  5. dushinatasha says:

    I printed the new LTR-mantra on my snuggle. Now I feel complete (NOT NORMAL). Dear Rob, why so sexy? Sigh………

  6. drsaka says:

    Dear Rob, I completely enjoyed the 14 words that you got to say. But what were you laughing about at the end?

    And you looked great, though I hope the stylists take it a bit easy on your hair for a while.
    I hope that you’re feeling better because in one audience shot, I saw you bent in half, coughing. Feel better!


  7. LatersBaby says:

    Dear Rob,

    Until this morning, I didn’t know you were in the audience at all. I thought you might be hiding somewhere hanging out with friends.

    Honey, you looked lovely. I do hope you get a chance to take a long nap, I’m worried about your health.

    Laters x
    PS-I had an AMAZING dream about you last night. It’s been a while, thanks for showing up!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Speaking of dreams, I had my first Rob dream last night (not daydream, actual dream). I was at his house and he was showing me his collection of books, many of which he bound himself. I remember thinking how impressed I was that he had time to bind his own books (and he did so so beautifully – with handwoven textile covers and silk bindings). At some point, he was standing really close to me while trying to show me a reproduction he’d made of an illuminated manuscript. Seriously hot. In the dream, I remember having to restrain myself. Why ohhhh why did I restrain myself in this dream? WTF was wrong with me??

      • southernbelle says:

        Wow that’s awesome, congratulations on the Robdream!

      • Vera says:

        Congratulations for the first dream.

        Nothing is wrong with you. You were talking to a God.

        I still wait my turn. My first dream with Rob will be hot for sure. This is my usual pattern, everytime I dream with soccer players, at least.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Good point about talking to a god. In real life (had I the opportunity to talk book binding with him, which is hilarious because I know nothing about book binding) I would probably just stand there, frozen. You’d think that I could liberate myself from my state of shock, at least in a dream! I had this amazing opportunity to grab a fistful of his hair and release all this built-up lust, and I blew it. Dream fail.

          • The Old One says:

            Very funny dream! I wonder what bookbinding means to your subconscious?

            We had a whole Rob-dream post maybe a year ago already (how time flies when you’re Robsessed!), and I had a similar dream where I blocked myself–I knew Rob was inside, but my brain only conjured up Dean the Bodyguard, who wouldn’t let me pass!

          • LatersBaby says:

            “Rob was inside”

            Sounds like a good dream to me.

  8. Nelle says:

    I didn’t see any audience shots of Rob. Sorry- Christian Bale and Johnny Depp don’t compare. I feel like I wasted almost 3 hours (not counting the time Rob was presenting). And they seemed to kick Ricky Gervais off for the second half. Wonder why. I think he’s hilarious. Not sure if I’m insulted that there wasn’t more fuss over Rob- or gratified that he was treated like an adult. And what’s with Olivia Wilde? She didn’t even look like she appreciated that she was the luckiest person there! Standing next to Rob and she looked unimpressed.

    • minuit_passe says:

      I loved Ricky Gervais’s intro, hilar! BUt only seen the first part of the show, and thought of looking for his jokes afterwards. So they cut him off? Like it was too much?

  9. Goodgirl Gone Plaid says:

    Okay, stuck in the wrong time zone again I’ve only seen pictures but first thoughts- Yes! Rob brungs it! 2nd thoughts, that gorgeous suit is the exact same colour as Hubs’ new car.
    Shame on me.
    Can’t wait to see clips of Alexa vs Rob in the chiseled features showdown.

  10. robgirl86 says:

    Dear Rob,
    all I have to say now
    after tonite you (&I still have to sleep)
    you owe me something
    let’s play Twister!

    P.S. hooray for introducing you with WFE, I loved it !

  11. Cat says:

    gah! I can’t believe you didn’t mention the “sex-spenders” Rob is wearing in that pic with the hot ass boots and tear-me off shirt!

    Loved Rob last night. All 3.2 seconds of him.

  12. niahid says:

    Dear Rob,

    Didn’t you get enough sleep? The scrunching face you made, did somebody fart? Your best red carpet was Oscar 2009. Could you get that look back.
    Sorry Rob, am not impressed by you last night.
    But the pics with baby blows my mind and ovaries. So please give me your seeds (preferably the natural way , no tube ) to make up for my disappointment last night.

    Still love you

    • robgirl86 says:

      …about that baby blabla question of that MTV guy…I had the impression that for a moment he thought to be soon eventually typecast as a DAD instead of a lover/action guy whatever…you know, he has already the CASE, the sweater and the coat!

  13. MariaCecilia says:

    I was watching the AP live feed, and I finally saw Rob wiggling his eyebrows at me on the red carpet from 30 feet away around 2.40. AM.
    I took that happy thought with me to bed, all the while regretting that I had sat through meaningless conversations with Angelina, Nicole and Guy Pearce when I could have heard some sweet British giggling to go with those eyebrows.

  14. Keisha says:

    I was hoping for BIGG (Big In Golden Globes)

  15. Jamie says:

    My thoughts on the show? tl:dw.
    I knew I could watch the Rob stuff on Youtube etc. and see the pics when people start posting them.

  16. tupelohoney says:

    Twister is my favorite game…… just sayin’.

  17. southernbelle says:

    LOL thanks Rob for making my horrible weekend better! I had too many interruptions so I missed Rob on the red carpet but I did see it later. I saw him present with Olivia(gorgeous, I want to be her). He was totally doing the eye-f*ck and yeah I think it worked! It always does!

    I think the 10 seconds of seeing hot Rob wearing a suit made all the waiting worth it. That boy cleans up well, he looked so finnnnnnnne! I loved the reddish hair!

    I think I strained my eyes looking for Rob in the audience. Someone said he’s close to Nicole Kidman and in Christian Bale so I kept scanning around. I didn’t even see the “nose” thing LOL. I mean I did but I thought that was a girl. Ok I’m totally rambling! Blame it on Rob, he always makes me ramble because he is way too HOT to handle!

  18. southernbelle says:

    Btw Pedward reminds me a little of Johnny Depp!

  19. natteringyeahrobber says:

    His tux was haiku worthy (The Old One – are you online yet?). Right? Well, since no one else has done it yet, I’ll go ahead and jump right in, even though I really should drink a cup of coffee first.

    Fuckhot Gucci tux
    Hobo has left the building
    Enter Bond, James Bond.

    Too little Rob last night – instead of cutting to Angelina Jolie all the time (what the hell was up with THAT), they should have given us more Robcandy.

    • southernbelle says:

      I agree, don’t they know Rob is what people want to see? They should have panned on his table more than they did! I strained my eyes having to constantly search for him in the audience.

      • drsaka says:

        I saw him a number of times; right over Helen Mirren’s shoulder once- it was a funny shot.

        • southernbelle says:

          We should have googlechatted last night, I didn’t know where to find him LoL. Initially I was not even on the right channel, I was on CNBC! Then duh I realized it’s actually NBC, no wonder I didn’t see any red carpet Rob! I was just very distracted yesterday(whole weekend).

        • che says:

          yes i saw him thanx to Helen Mirren too
          he was flippin his hair and coughin,and i just said someone should stop smoking!!!

      • enviro says:

        I checked robsessed for the info and knew where he was and STILL didn’t see him all night except when he was presenting. Criminal negligence on the part of the camera operators.

    • The Old One says:

      Great Rob-ku!

      here’s another for you:

      Golden Globes ignored
      those who watched only for Rob
      in a navy tux

  20. Vera says:

    During the interview with Alexa when Rob puts his head down toward the camera, someone else noticed hair loss or was it the reflection of light?

    Why, oh why, he can not answer a simple question with a simple answer? f.e., – all the foreign films deserved the nomination, all they are very interesting movies, and bla bla.

    Instead he prefers to say he has no idea of the films that are competing. And then, as a child, gives his reasons … and hear a rude response.

    It will take long until Rob learn to live with the demands of the career.

  21. yertlesmom says:

    Wow- you nailed it with this post. It was a sort of robclipse last night–we only saw Rob for a tiny part and I did kind of feel bad for hiim, like he was out of his element. FLOVED the MTV interviews though– now, there is the boy we love. But what about the NBC one–did she even know who he was? AWKWARD!

    And, of course, I am going to go buy Twister today 😉

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Manufacturer’s worldwide are wondering why there is a sudden influx in the sales of the classic game Twister.

      Ohhhh, it was the Robert Pattinson endorsement!

      • enviro says:

        IKR — like when you go on amazon and buy Bel Ami and it says “you might also like” WFE! Do not misunderestimate (in the words of Pres. W) the Power of Rob.

  22. che says:

    Rob in navyblue suit..THUD..

  23. Pumagirlsf says:

    He was gorgeous. His interview with Alexa Chung was ridiculous and she’s an idiot and should’ve been over with those dipshits that work at E instead of those dipshits that work at NBC.

    He was gorgeous. Even if he barely spoke
    during his moment on stage – Olivia Wilde looked great next to him though and I wished for him to have a true beauty like that sitting with him at his table instead of being sandwiched between Summit execs.

    He was gorgeous and I was so happy to hear him associated with WFE and *only* WFE when he was mentioned than I actually said “thank f*ck!!”

    He was gorgeous and I have way more saved pics from last night than any sane or logical person should but I’m neither sane nor logical so to me this isn’t a problem.

    To sum it up, he was gorgeous. And eye-f*cks you like no other man alive.

  24. Janetrigs says:

    “Oh Look”
    Did we ever figure who was with the Gos?

  25. robsfuturemate says:

    Dear Rob,

    It’s been quite the weekend for you and I think you made it up to us LTR girls quite nicely. Thank you sooo much for the pics of you with that adorable baby. That would have been enough to last me a few weeks! BUT, then you went on to the Globes with that fine suit and gorgeous smile! I don’t know what the other girls are talking about, I saw you several times…drinking something nice. And then you finished it up with the LTR shout out about Twister!!! Alright, we’ll call off the fake crushes.
    Good work, my boy!


  26. robgirl86 says:

    The pics with Andrew are really CUTE…best buddies or so…sweet

  27. allryans says:

    More neck mole next time, camera guy. And we can’t get a glimpse of Rob pulling a Brendan Fraser? Cause you know he did. He loves Ricky.

  28. Bea says:

    Dear Rob,
    I’m glad that girl’s dress didn’t manage to eat you while you were presenting together. It sure tried.
    Love, Bea

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      i would love to see a show-down between that dress and helena bonham carter’s hair. my money is on helena’s hair. i sorta liked the dress, actually.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      When I first saw that dress I thought, “Oh no! Doesn’t she know she’s presenting with Robert Pattinson?! He’s not exactly known for smoothness at the awards.”

      But whew, we all made it through in one piece!

      • The Old One says:

        Did you see the interview with her where she said she was hiding both Robert Pattinson and Justin Bieber under her skirt? Hysterical!

  29. natteringyeahrobber says:

    Most of the acceptance speeches or intros were either boring or weird (both Matt Damon & De Niro had me a little second hand embarrassed). But I did really appreciate Paul Giamatti. He has this laid back (yet intelligent) style, and he manages to mix humor (“trifecta of hotties”) with appreciation without coming off as a dolt. He’s genuine, and genuinely funny. I’m glad he and Rob will be working together in Cosmopolis, I think they will pair really well together.

  30. enviro says:

    I’m totally with you! Why all the looks at Tom Hanks, etc.?? I mean all the 14 year olds and I (at 43) are watching for one reason and one reason only! Kristen should have thrown him a bone and gone. He would have had such a much better time and she would have shown them all how it’s done.

    • enviro says:

      Wow, 11 thumbs down! I forgot this is a nonsten site. Say what you will ladies, we would have seen a lot more of Rob had she been there . . .

      • robgirl86 says:

        I don’t think this blog has ANY label, but if I get u right (and I am not sure cause lack of english here) then you’re basicly saying that he would have had a much better time if Kristen would have been there and….cough* cough*, that’s bullshit!
        He had fun and looked gorgeous and was his funny himself, he didn’t need a +1 ! & apparently Rob saw it THE SAME WAY ! And I didn’t thumb you down, I just read it now…

      • melronin says:

        I just read this comment….and thumbing down is not my thing either…
        just wanted to say that I think you mean that if Kstew was with him cameras would be a lot more on him and we would see him much more….right???

        Well…no thanks…I’ll pass…cause if the robsten is the only thing cameras/media/people care about and NOT Rob as an individual who is worth all the attention by himself…then I really prefer not to see him that much in a show! Some day they all will realize what this man is really all about and how amazing he is. If they don’t see it by now…it’s totally their idiocy and their loss…

        my 2 cents

        • enviro says:

          Oh it’s their loss all right. I definitely turned the show off earlier than i would have because I got the point that they were not really going to be showing him after I saw the nth shot of Angelina and not one direct one of Rob. I guess I’d rather see more of him by fair means or foul (with the exception of the intrusive paparazzi pics), so if Kristen being with him gets me more Rob TV time, I’m in favor.

          Also at the risk of repeating an unpopular sentiment, following from the original post, I thought he did look a tad uncomfortable (who wouldn’t be with all that posing and shouting, every time I watch something like that I’m amazed at what he puts up with) and i don’t think this is really his favorite kind of socializing (to put it mildly), so yeah, I think he would have had more fun with Kristen there, whether she’s a GF, buddy, whatever. On the other hand the attention would have been so intense, maybe not. Anyway, he looked great, he acquitted himself well, it was nice to have a little Rob manna in the desert of the past several weeks even if it did boil down to just a few quick red carpet interviews and some amazing stares.

  31. enviro says:

    Oh, and I heart the new mantra.

  32. MidnightCougar says:

    It’s been a crazy work day & all I have to say is: Rob baby, you didn’t disappoint. All I wanted from the Golden Globes, was to see beautiful you ensconced in a dark suit looking sexy & fine & you did just that, you looked perfect! *sigh* <3 MC

    & I LOVE the new Mantra b/c there is no doubt in my mind that "Rob Pattinson looks like sex feels." AMEN!

  33. Brenn says:

    Dear Rob —
    Thanks for the impeccably tailored Gucci suit, your beautiful smile, and all-around extreme hotness.

    It made me all warm inside — and it’s been a long, cold winter. I will need another dose soon. Don’t stay away too long.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      oh, he’s smart. he gives just enough to make us want more and more. does anyone watch true blood (dumb question?)? anyhow, i finally finished season 2 on dvd and you know how maryanne waits around for dionysus, going through all manner of hedonistic crazy rituals for him? in my head, if dionysus were actually to materialize on the show, i pictured him as rob. and i pictured him saying something like “what? all of this for me?”

  34. I LOVE the new Mantra!

    I still love burgundy suit Rob better, but YES I loved the blue suit, but not so sure how I feel about the Red hair..hmmm…and of course it doesn’t matter really, he looks good in anything and I’m sure nothing!

    I really love that they introduced him has being from Water for Elephants! I wish he would have tried to bless us with a little joke up on stage like Olivia mentioned in an interview, but oh well. *insert LTR’s new mantra* Oh I like THAT!

    Love you as always!

    PS <3

  35. Maggie says:

    Dear Rob:

    You looked smokin hot in that dark blue Gucci tux.
    You “did good” in your 12 seconds on stage.
    Wish I’d seen more of you during the show.
    Josh Horowitz is a teenage girl.
    Alexa Chung doesn’t get you.
    Best collection of f**k me stares ever.
    So happy that WFE was front and center.
    You should wear that WFE “tear-me-off shirt” at all times.
    Continue to lovingly carry babies as often as possible.
    And lastly…come over. I’m setting up Twister…

    Oh… and I’m having the new mantra tattooed on my body. Preferably in some very private place….

  36. Maggie says:

    So here’s something for those who are contemplating jumping ship and becoming Team Zafron. There’s also a snippet for any Team Beiberites at the end. As for me, I just turned off the sound and watched the upper lefthand corner of the video!!

    • Maggie says:

      OH SHIT! Make that upper RIGHTHAND CORNER!!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      oh that zac, he seems like “such a nice young man”. for some reason, even though i do find him attractive, i can’t seem to make myself to feel the same way. for some reason, he brings out the grandmotherly instinct in me, not the wanna-be- fuck-buddily instinct. i was listening to him but watching rob the entire time (my eyes migrated to that corner piece of heaven right away – no need to tell me where to look, lol).

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I would never go Zafron, EVER. Which is most evident by this video since I was wondering what in the world Rob was talking about the entire time. I just like to use Zafron to make Rob get out there and do something! I mean, who better than the “other Teenage Heart Throb”, right?!

      Is this Rob interview up somewhere?

    • drsaka says:

      Oh, he looks great there, though he’s coughing in the beginning. Feel better, Rob!

    • southernbelle says:

      I didn’t notice Zac, all I saw was a beautiful man named Rob in the background….

      LOL good thing I wasn’t the one interviewing Zac, I would be totally zoning out looking at Rob!

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        exactly. i’d be totally distracted, not able to maintain eye contact with zafron. poor zac would be all “hello? i’m over here, bitch!”

        • southernbelle says:

          We’d fail or get fired because we would be totally incapable of speaking or paying attention to anything else except Rob.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            yes, we’d give zac a mike newton complex for sure. worth getting fired over, though.

    • enviro says:

      I can’t even imagine contemplating such a thing. He’s really cute, right, just like a million guys in Hollywood “oh I’d love to meet everyone here, all the people I’d love to work with,” blah blah blah. I’m sorry I’m being mean, this kind of blather just makes my eyes roll back in my head. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing even though Rob looked fantastic in the background (actually why didn’t I just turn the sound down?).

  37. 3hboyshouse says:

    The Golden Globes were on? I am glad I can always come to LTR for my news. Great post and yes Rob looks like sex feels. (And not a quickie)

  38. LadyN says:

    All I’m saying is, I’d play Twister with Ron any day….as I intently gaze upon his memorizing blonde roots. (soo something a broke girl would do in the 90’s *heart*)

    I hope for maybe a lick or two…or a lot.

    He just looked delish. Sock it to me, Ron. Hard.

    • southernbelle says:

      He gave me *coughs* dirty *coughs* thoughts when he said Twister. All I could think of was Rob on that mat and…..ok never mind. Haha!

  39. southernbelle says:

    Dear Rob,

    Can you please expound on Twister? 😛 You said the sex is like playing Twister….ok well go on, I’m listening. I’m sure we all want to know more, don’t we ladies? 😛


  40. jessicamariecullen says:

    so i just minorly freaked out about the rehearsal pic, cuz rob is wearing a carhartt jacket (which johnny depp owns the exact same one in olive green, fyi… don’t ask me how i know this… type carhartt into google images, you’ll see).

    anyway, the relevance is that for all you girls with blue collar bf’s/hubbies (ie, construction workers, mechanics, cold weather endurers, etc.) you know carhartt. my bf lives in that stuff at work (he’s a diesel mechanic), maybe he’ll have a newfound respect for rob reppin’ the blue collar men of america?

    nah, he prob just found it on set left behind accidentally by some set decorator.

    but it opens up a whole new category of rob fantasy scenarios: “working class rob”

    totally fits him, too… plaid flannel shirts, cheap beer, hot pockets, beanie, the “i haven’t shaved in a month and a half” mountain man look, dickies-esque pants…

    okay putting this much thought into a damn jacket, normal? i can only hope…

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Super Normal. And good catch on the jacket & the blue class vibe Rob can often radiate (especially bearded Rob). Then again, Rob looks good in anything – tuxes, flannel, tweed, period clothing, knit boxers, fitted unbuttoned henley shirts which show off his lickable chest, trucker jackets, you name it. The man would probably still look do-able if he wore Olivia Wilde’s ball gown (cross-dressing rob would make for an interesting fantasy scenario, though I’m sure that’s been done, too).

  41. Pattygirl says:

    GG was a bore, they are trying to make all too important. Rick Gervais jokes was the best, JD BRADANGELINA are so boring.

    Rob is so thin, but gorgeous, someone give him some vit C!

    The tourist is a joke, HFPA shd be ashame, their credibility has tank.

    I am glad Rick said it to their faces, he is fearless.

    Right UC, GG shd raise up their quality at least the oscar knows whoes faces to focus to.

    E after party what? no one was there!

  42. Jill says:

    “Jesus stealing Rob’s thunder” – omgggg… I didn’t even see him back there because my hubs looks exactly like Jeebus right now, and I was too busy getting whiplash comparing the two of them to see The Pretty. Damn.

    I flurve the new LTR mantra. I almost peed my pants laughing.

  43. Vivi says:

    Ryan Gosling is hot and all, but his voice kinda turns me off, don’t know why… And I agree with Lainey, the “face” he made when his name was called was lame, false modesty is not cool… unles if you are Jane Lynch lol

    • Vivi says:

      Oh and I loved Rob and all, but I confess that every fu*king time the showed the audience I did the “Where’s Rob” Game and end up frustrated as hell… thank god for Ricky and RDJ…

      Oh and Zac Efron semmed to have gained some weight… I used to think he was sorta cute but there’s too much double-chin going on for my taste.

  44. a says:

    what’s wrong with his ‘golden globes rehearsals’ -outfit?? Nice pants and nice shirts – I like it! 🙂

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