Robert Pattinson Stalker Alert!

Dear Rob,

No I’m not talking to your fans here or the crazy Twihards, I’m talking about your new costar: Paul Giamatti

Hey Paul, I think I speak for all of us when I say: “Get in line, friend!” We’ve got over 2 years of official stalking going on here. I don’t care if you’re costars or whatever. You have no official/secret documentation of your stalkership. Thus we must pull rank and insist you get to the back of the line.

BUUUTTTT we will make some exceptions… If you promise to do the following we may let you close to the front:

1. Word on the street is that in your movie with Rob he drives around in a limo all day and if we take a wild guess and assume YOU’RE the limo driver, can you promise us one day on set while you’re doing exterior shoots driving Rob around, you hit the lock button on the limo and then drive the limo to the nearest city where we live (UC is in Philly), unlock the doors, slow down to 10mph honk and wait for us to jump in? Can you do that? After that, you can ditch the limo, we don’t care. Go get a philly cheesesteak. Whatever.

2. You take your Sideways wine info and leftover bottles of vino to lure Rob into your hotel room/apt/whatever, get him drunk and then ask him all kinds of questions: do you read LTR daily or have an email alert? Did you “get lost” near a church in Vancouver just so LTR would blog about it? Do you call up TomStu for a photoop outing when you think the LTR girls have been good?

3. Fly down to Baton Rouge on the guise of “getting to know your future costar better” take secret cell phone camera shots of the set and any scenes involving Dadward and Renesmee and then send them back to us as proof that filming is actually occurring and not just one big Texas Hold ‘Em tourney in Rob’s hotel room.

Ok, if you promise to do these things we’ll let you into the stalking…. I mean FAN club. But we’re NOT drinking ANY merlot!

Who doesn’t love a Sideways joke?
Themoonisdown

PS check it I double blogged over at ltt today also! Someone love me right now!
PPS If you’re a lovely reader from somewhere in Europe and if you don’t mind saying where you’re from in the comments, I’m doing a little research for a possible trip n things… please and thank you!

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158 Responses to “Robert Pattinson Stalker Alert!”

  1. niahid says:

    Paul Giamatti, Gary Oldman, Marlon Brando are great actors who literally have thousand masks. Love and admire them truly.
    Paul’s quirkiness and Rob’s cute awkwardness will be epic as they got to know each other.
    I never seen any Cronenberg’s film, has anyone? Was it good?

    • drsaka says:

      Eastern Promises and A History of violence are two of his more recent films- both very good, very gritty and very violent.

      • melronin says:

        Love love love you for mentioning both of these movies drsaka!
        Did I mention that the Academy still owes and Oscar to Viggo for BOTH of them???? just sayin…am very pissed at them since then…ignorants!!!

      • MariaCecilia says:

        Yes, Eastern promises is a good, if violent, film and Viggo is to die for. He reminds me of another FF- Mobward in The Sacrificial Lamb. (Funny how everything reminds me of FF these days?)

      • Mieze says:

        Oh my God, I would never expect that someone here had watched that films…I shoud’ve known better…you ladies are full of suprises 🙂
        And Mel, I LOVE Viggo! He´s a super talented actor, author, artist and a fine piece of man 🙂

        • melronin says:

          Love you for loving Viggo…any Viggolover is my lover… the end!!! The man is a KING…im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes!!! 😀

          • Mieze says:

            OMG, Mel, you love Rob, you love Viggo, you speak german…I think, I might be YOUR stalker 😉

          • Mieze says:

            And I love you too, honey 🙂
            Don’t know if it´s true, but I heard that Viggo and KStew are rumored to play together in “Snow White and the Huntsman”. Lucky bitch, is all I´m saying…

          • melronin says:

            Am gonna die if that girl gets near Viggo…seriously… can she stay away from HIM at least?? Wtf…

          • Mieze says:

            Was soll ich sagen? At least there were no pics of them together while filming OTR 🙂 But I guess, now we have to get through another film with her…

          • Maggie says:

            Don’t worry about Viggo. Aside from her annoying us, nothing is going to happen. 😉

        • Mieze says:

          Never doubt that, Maggy… it didn’t even crossed my crazy mind 🙂

        • drsaka says:

          Our common interest is Rob, but many other interests are mentioned here, often!!!!

    • melronin says:

      Both of these movies are very violent niahid and they must really be your taste to enjoy them but both are really great and Viggo is amaaaaazing 😀

      • niahid says:

        I don’t have the stomach to see violent movie. But I’ll try to.

        • drsaka says:

          These are both worth it- they are story and character driven- not slasher type movies. A History of Violence is particularly good in this regard- give it a try.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Niahid- I’ve seen A History of Violence and although it’s not my favorite genre it was a great film. I think you’ll be able to handle it! I did!

    • LatersBaby says:

      During some of his career, he has made several dark, disturbing films. He knows how to arouse an audience. Perrrrrrfeeeect…

  2. drsaka says:

    After 2 minutes of talking to Rob, of course Paul G. will succumb to Rob’s hopelessly charming ways. Its inevitable.

  3. MariaCecilia says:

    I am reading the novel now: it seems cold and a bit slick, but has some beautiful prose in it, pieces I already love, and I can see why they would want Rob for the lead: someone with a lot of charm and sex appeal, who can also project the cold and distant. I wonder what he will make of the character, though?

    Cronenberg: I think he is for people with a stronger stomach than myself, since he seems too much into the weird and revolting, but he gets a lot of respect, so I’m sure it will be interesting to work for him, and with that great set of actors.
    Is Paul Giamatti related to the director of Eclipse in any way? The thought just crossed my mind… 🙂

    • totally took me a second to get where you were going with this:

      “Is Paul Giamatti related to the director of Eclipse in any way?”

      then i laughed! hard.

    • Without Expression says:

      I didnt like the book much either. It is one of my less favourite DeLillo books.

      But I agree with you….beautiful prose.

  4. melronin says:

    Dear Mr. Giamatti

    Let me tell you that I like you a lot….I really do…so am very happy you will drive Rob around in that limo!

    Also…I am sooooo excited about Rob doing this movie that I have no problem what so ever for you to stalk him a bit…or drink beers with him…or do whatever with him…yes am THAT gracious!!! Rob with Cronenberg just makes me sooooo happy…

    Just one favour…you have to be on line with me 24/7 to give me detail description of every move Rob will do in that limo (or outside of it for that matter) and I mean EVERY move!!!

    Am sure you will oblige!!!

    Yours with love
    Greek girl

    • robgirl86 says:

      “..every move Rob will do in that limo …”

      YES!

    • MariaCecilia says:

      Actually, Mr Giamatti will probably play Eric’s stalker/killer Benno, so he won’t get to drive him around any. On the other hand, according to the novel he will get to spend a lot of time with him in a dark room, and even sniff Eric/Rob’s body odour. Good luck with that. 😉

  5. robgirl86 says:

    Some thoughts after watching the video

    1) I can’t see any snow anymore…
    3) I really like those russian hats, Rob, you would look supercute, am sure!
    2) Was the interviewer the Horowitz guy again?
    He may have some fixation on Rob…just saying, very stalkerish behaviour 🙂
    3) I think Paul Giamatti is already a commenter…looks around…any “Paula” here ?
    4) His surname says “it” all, italian meaning… “gia-matt-o”= already crazy,….. so welcome on LTR !
    5) If he’ll play that taxi driver he def.should drive Rob to our LTR Homebase…….(btw, where is that? I need to know as well…)

    He’s cray cray but so am I , all normal! 🙂
    run*s to stalk Rob now, I miss him……lol

  6. Edible art? says:

    Hello Moon and Uc I am in England you must know this I go on about it all the time – come here and visit I’ll take you round Barnes ( when I find it I don’t live in London !!!!) we can do Marks and Spencer ( you can buy a three pack of pants remember that’s underwear not trousers and a chicken sandwich !!! ) I’ll fill you up with tea and hob nobs I promise you’ll get the full Rob experience ( but no Rob sadface ) love me

    • robsfuturemate says:

      The Full Rob Experience Tour!!! You’ll make a good little profit with that career adventure 😉 Sign me up as a future customer! (I’ll let you know when I’ve saved enough cash)

    • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

      Tea & hobnobs FTW. And if it’s Yorkshire Gold I’m yours baby.

    • Edible Art ? says:

      Now if I could get Rob to attend said tour I’d rake it in !!! would he go for 10% cut ??? he must be running out of cash by now ?!??!

      I’ll even throw in a trip to the Isle of Wight ! hey can’t say fairer that that ha ha

    • ladyofthemeadow says:

      I hope you can do a group tour! Count me in. Watched Vivienne Westwood’s tour of her favourite spots in London, the other night on tv. She didn’t mentioned Rob, but I’m sure it was just an oversight.

    • Maggie says:

      This is a fabulous idea. I could open up a Los Angeles branch – In-n-Out burger tour, that guitar store, WTF filiming sites, Malibu paps stalking route, etc.) We could start a little company called “LTR’s Rob Experience Tours” with our great ladies all over the world (Vancouver, Budapest, Baton Rouge, Rio, NYC, etc.) doing research and creating tours. Eventually we’d have to get Rob’s attention, don’t you think? He could make surprise appearances and we’d give him a cut – and whatever else he’d let us give him ;).

      • Maggie says:

        WTF?? Where is my head?? I meant WFE!!!!!

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Sign me up for your WTF-LTR-LA tour!

          • roslynselene says:

            Me too! Let’s DO this. If there’s chance Rob will be there, I’m gonna have to drop by everyday after work. 😉

          • Maggie says:

            LOL! A Freudian slip becomes a booming business venture! I think the title “The WTF-LTR-LA-Rob-Experience-Tour” will definitely get Rob’s attention, don’t ya think??

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Maggie- if you need a business partner I’m sure I could get out of the OC for awhile and help you with the LA branch!

        • Maggie says:

          Do we know if Rob’s ever been to the OC? If so, we could start a side tour – sort of like going to NYC and then taking a tour of Brooklyn. If not, then sure, join me in LA. We’ll first have to scope out of all of his most famous haunts. I’ll need to look up where Stephanie Ritz’ apt. is. I think I can locate the house-where-Rob-and-The Nameless One-never-lived in Bel Air. I once spent a day stalking him at some parking lot in a seedy part of downtown LA where he was filming the nightclub scene from WFE. That would be a tour highlight, I’m sure……

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Rob in the OC would be awesome! And a little nervewracking. I don’t think it’s happened yet. But I did drive by Fillmore and Malibu on my little mini vacay. Didn’t even try to persuade the girls to stop, had to make it thru the weekend with as little Rob-bashing as possible! Figured they wouldn’t buy the “I need to stop for research” line 😉

          • maggie says:

            rfm: I had a similar experience with Filmore. I was driving with friends to San Luis Obispo and was dying to make a detour, but I knew I’d have to listen to Rob-bashing, etc. I did spend a long (3hr lunch) in downtown LA when I heard they were shooting the WFE nightclub scene 5 blocks from my office. I actually saw HHH in the distance for a nano second when he sprinted from his trailer to the his car. The car then drove right past me, but the windows were tinted dark black. Still, I was floating in the clouds!! I later saw on-line that if I’d gone back and waited until 4AM, Rob actually came out and talked to and took pictures with the few die-hard fans that were still there. Not sure I could have explained the 4AM part to the hubs tho. Damn, the hubs always gets in the way!!! 😉

    • sign me up for the full rob experience tour! and i just may be in london town sometime soonish… 😉

  7. Brenn says:

    I’ve read the book and I think Paul may play the Chief of Security. It’s a big role and offers some pivotal scenes with Rob’s character. He’ll do GREAT in it!

    I’d give more insights into the book, but I don’t want to be a spoiler. Rob is going to play a very interesting character, unlike anything he’s ever done before. Cannot wait!

  8. Silverdragon says:

    I´ m living in northern Germany but please don´t come here, it´s boring (no Olive Garden ;P ) and I have the feeling that here in Germany are no “Normal” fans, you´ll be all alone …. in the cold…. 😀

    Love you guys

  9. natashadushi says:

    Hi UC & Moon, you know I live in Holland by now…the land of Heineken….

  10. robsfuturemate says:

    Dear Rob,
    I know we always ask you to “do something” around here but today I’m asking you to NOT do something! You see, I’m going away for the first time in ages this weekend and will not have internet access 🙁 (and my phone is almost as bad as your jitterbug in that respect) So please, make it easier on me. I don’t want to be thinking what you may or may not be doing while I’m away, so continue to do nothing. Pleeeaaassse! Just for the weekend, kay?

    Love,
    Me

  11. Cecpet says:

    Living in Sweden, tha land of Volvo (thank you Twilight for helping the business along) and Absolut Vodka – better than Volvo if you ask me. And mandatory if you try to assemble anything from our major export IKEA 🙂

  12. GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

    No Merlot! No fair.
    Moon, your welcomes anytime in London sweetie, my nearest Nando’s is a mere 0.8miles away! I’ll get right into the spirit and having you staggering around gin palaces in your finest Barbour & plaid.
    Just read ltt as well and hope you feel better soon UC. <3

  13. Jellybeanrainbow says:

    I’m glad to hear our stalking is official, SMeyer and Rob approved, haha.

    You know where I live Moon, and you’re welcome to visit anytime and have my home as a base for trips to Austria, Italy, Croatia or Hungary.

  14. Carola says:

    Another foreigner right here. I’m from the Netherlands aka Holland ;).
    Me and some friends visited Forks and La Push last year. We came all the way to The States, because of Twilight and the slight chance of seeing Rob.
    That’s normal, right?

  15. roslynselene says:

    Speaking of stalkers, there was one standing outside my house. I’m willing to bet he’s that Golden Voiced Hobo (or maybe all hobo’s in LA have “talent”…?). I don’t know but either way, I missed the opportunity to either make this hobo famous or meet my first “celeb”.

    Anywho, I’ve read some of Cosmopolis, and by what I’ve read so far, Eric is going to make a crazed TwiHard look like a harmless little kitten; dude is cray cray.

    Oh, my record of not stalking Rob online is 12 days (I blame work). Is that a new record? But as you can see, I’m going to make up for it in the comments. Sorry.

  16. roslynselene says:

    @Robgirl86 @drsaka @Cath read your jackets letter and I must say, I loved it! It brought back so many memories *cheesy sigh*. I’m gonna have to go with “Chateau Dumpster Chic” or “BBJ”. Thank god you didn’t add that horrid PCA jacket.

    Which reminds me. Someone obviously hates me and is trying to get revenge because my dad bought a replica of that PCA jacket in Salvation Army. I kid you not. We went to SalvArmy together last weekend to find something. After 5 min, out of nowhere he pops up and says, “Isn’t this jacket bad-ass?” Major facepalm moment. I told him it was ugly and not worth $5. He said (and I quote word for word) “Pffft, you don’t know what class is.” 😯 WTF?

    • robgirl86 says:

      Hi Rosy <3, thx for reading…and ..are u sure that it was NOT Rob's jacket, that he lost backstage & somebody brang it to the Salvation Army thinking that it belonged THERE ?

    • southernbelle says:

      You’re dad is so hilarious….only him would want that jacket! It does look like a daddy jacket doesn’t it? So take some video and youtube and use if for blackmail later! LOL

    • clearly rob took the PCA jacket BACK to the goodwill that he found it in and your dad (being a closet rob fan) has a good eye.

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Her dad is def a closet Rob fan! He just tries to out you, Ros so that he can proclaim his own love!!

      • roslynselene says:

        You know, you guys might be on to something. While my sister and I were gushing about how gorgeous Rob was at the GG’s my dad said (over sarcastically) “Oh stop talking about him, you’re gonna make me fall in love with him.” Hmmm…maybe he wasn’t joking about it. 😉

  17. LatersBaby says:

    I love how Giamatti says ‘stalk,’ all hushed and breathy. You know it Paul, don’t you? He does it to you too, doesn’t he? Yeah, baby… we feel your pain.

    *off to write Giamatti/Pattinson slash*

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Paul sounds stricken. One. Of. Us. He’s probably new to this affliction, and he’s probably not exactly sure what to do with his budding yet overwhelming feelings for Rob. Should he act on them? Should he remain aloof? We must help and guide him. Must direct him to MotU (Pinot Noir pairs realllly well with MotU, I know this for a fact). Unless of course MotU is why he signed on to Cosmopolis. That could very well be the case.

      • LatersBaby says:

        I totally agree. He doesn’t know where to begin… reading blogs? Watching Biel videos? He’s gone through tons of FF, but has yet to find the right one, yet to find MotU. Maybe, just maybe, he’s found us.

        *waives to Paul* It’s okay, you can come out and be normal with us, Paul.

        BTW-Pinot Noir also my favorite MotU accompaniments.

      • Maggie says:

        Paul strikes me as a perfect MotU fan. Maybe he’ll look at Eric and think Fifty. That should help him with his performance. Seriously tho, Paul G. is quite funny. I predict a great new bromance to blossom for The Pretty.

    • robgirl86 says:

      hahaha! RIGHT!

    • “*off to write Giamatti/Pattinson slash*”

      i totally just puked.

  18. JennB33 says:

    Forget merlot, it’s all about the fucking pinot.

  19. BakingNath says:

    I am more a participant in the Flat, but I follow “religiously” LTR every time you update. And I lurk in the comments sometimes 🙂 .

    I am in France, Normandy to be precise.

  20. Janetrigs says:

    Ron can’t play poker. What would he bet with? Ciggys? Plus he’d have the worst tell. You know it.

  21. Mieze says:

    Hey Paul,

    since you seem to be a nice guy and Moon already gave you some good advice I thought it might be good to tell you another thing:

    Forget us girls, you have some serious competition from your own sex! Do you truly believe TomStu would forgo Rob without a struggle? No way! He would lure you into the underwear section of Marcs& Spencers- under the pretext of choosing some briefs with Rob- to tell you that there is only space for one private stalker 😉 And believe me, the bromance is strong, there is no way that you´ll ever be able to collect as much shirts, that were worn by Rob, or hide in so many pics as Tom already did 😉

  22. roslynselene says:

    http://vimeo.com/6307291 Please tell me you’ve all seen this. I just saw it and I’m crying right now. Plus, that chick seems like she can be an LTR girl. Her videos are hilarious!

  23. robgirl86 says:

    back with stalking results….

    Breaking News..

    Rob ate another salad!!!

    wow!

    • Mieze says:

      Shall we start a petition now 😉

    • roslynselene says:

      He eats?! NO WAY!!! I do too! *sigh* 😉

    • melronin says:

      Girls girls…tststsss…every single one of Rob’s bodyfunctions is of absolute vital importance…to ME 😀

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      lolz! i understand there is now some confusion/debate about whether he ordered a house salad or cobb salad (but what if the house salad is the cobb salad, i’m wondering – why is no one asking THAT question???). whatever happened to journalistic integrity and fact checking?? if i were that gossip reporter, i’d have to do an ingredient check to verify said salad…i wouldn’t put cobb out there unless it did in fact have cobb ingredients. if i were her boss, i’d fire her today. or at least issue a stern warning. otherwise there could be more fuckups, like reporting that rob ordered a croque monsieur when in reality it was a grilled f’ing cheese! BIG DIFF!

    • southernbelle says:

      Rob’s New Year’s resolution is that he will eat more veggies :). lol

  24. Cath says:

    Groetjes uit Nederland Moon! Kom een keertje langs!

    Translation: Greetings from The Netherlands! Come on over sometime soon!

    And you’re welcome to come and have a look at the Heineken brewery, with tour and all. Bring Rob along and Paul is welcome too. 😉

    And then you can go on to London! You can even swim that little distance…well, maybe you better not…

    • southernbelle says:

      Hello my Dutch Twin! I love, love love your new avi picture!!!! *dead* From the Haunted Airman.

      You know we have some family members that are from there. I had a taste of some delicacy that looks like licorice that someone shoved in my mouth at my sister’s graduation party. What’s that called?

    • robgirl86 says:

      Bedankt! Te koop! <——-the only words I know in Holländisch:-)

    • dude SO many netherlanders here!! we’re gonna have to have a meet up/party/group stalking session

  25. southernbelle says:

    Dear Paul,

    You seem like a nice guy. 🙂 Take a number and get in line! I’ve been on this line for 2 years!

    Love,
    Sb

  26. drsaka says:

    There’s major love for Paul G. here!

  27. gizmo says:

    There’s always Croatia. Not much to offer in Twi-love department. Feel free to bring Paul, though. There are some good wines here. Lots of Pinot. I’m getting rid of my Merlot as we speak.

  28. Maggie says:

    I had no idea that this site was so international. I’m loving it. Leave it to Rob to bring together women from all over the world who have similar senses of humor and similar views on male beauty and hotness! Next up for Rob: the Nobel Prize for fostering international cooperation!!

    • robgirl86 says:

      LTR is totally international, the last 2 years girls commented to be from Sweden,Norvegia,UK ,Germany, Austria, France, Spaign, Hungary, Greece, Netherlands, Turkey,Russia, Australia, India, Bangladesh, USA/Canada obviously, Brazil and Venezuela….&this is just what I remember and I think, it’s really great. We had already many educational moments thanks to Roblove.

    • MariaCecilia says:

      Finally a Nobel Peace Prize winner that no one would argue over! Wait, there may be an ugly fight between those who are eligible to present him with the prize, though…
      Don’t forget how we have been educated on religious and other types of national holidays while teaching Rob all about them! Now I am looking forward to an explication of the Swedish Midsummer festivities come June…

  29. Gail says:

    A little Spain/France overhere! Keep up the great work gals!

  30. Bubs says:

    I’m sitting in Sydney [Australia] wanting to join any WTF tour. LA or Barnes is fine by me….I could offer a WTF tour of Maroochydore [Queensland, Australia] where “The Nameless One’s” [ie KStew-for those who are new to the site like me] Mother came from, for anyone interested…. [?]. Nah…didn’t think so.

  31. MariaCecilia says:

    While you’re in England, would you mind lobbying for a Robert Pattinson museum to be opened in Barnes?

    I’m sure his parents and friends could help out with not only photographs but building a replica of his bedroom, framed dirty laundry, remnants of food and dirty plates he left under his bed after his Christmas break, old guitars he forgot about and unopened packs of underwear from his latest shopping trip..It would be like the Jane Austen museum, but smellier! Yay!

  32. pukesten says:

    dear rob i am very sad panda i cant get either cosmopolis or wfe on amazon for iphone kindle. guess i’ll have to read it the old fashioned way.
    that tomstu video is so funny, wonder what he’s up to these days.
    if you are having at ltr european trip, stop by ireland for some drunk rob.

  33. strangely_enough says:

    Probably been mmentioned already, but Paul will be playing Rob’s stalker in the movie; that’s what he meant.

  34. ya know where I am if you wanna stalk me and get us drunk. xx

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