Used clothing is the Pattinson love language

Dear Rob,

So you showed up to Vancouver & barely looked like yourself. What was up with that “I want my MTV” 80s jacket? We had to take a second to break it down vanity fair styleΒ :

The Predicament

Moon: Is this Rob? I’m confused. Who is this Rob-look alike in a whole new wardRobe?
UC: Does this Rob wanna-be have an MTV coat on? An 80s vintage coat?
Moon: New Rob is totally vintage 80s. I love it. It’s like he thought MTV was doing a new round of that show “Wanna be a vj” from the late 90s and this is his audition outfit

Rob “The Predicament” Pattinson

UC: Exactly. Or He’s been watching too much Jersey shore & has really wanted to be invited over for “family dinner” on Sunday so he thought by wearing MTV proudly across his chest Pauly D & The Sitch might recognize him & ask him to join them next summer in Seaside Heights
Moon: He wants to be Rob “The predicament” Pattinson

Trouble on the Home-front

UC: And are those new gray pants?

Moon: yes i think they’re new!! its crazy!! WHO IS THIS MAN?? How did the paparazzi even know who he was? Wearing a sweater with a collared shirt under? He looks so clean I bet the paps couldn’t even follow his stench! Has Claire sent a care package of dick’s old “office outfits?”
UC: Yes. I think she sent SHOE polish too. Because while they look like the old favorites they are mighty clean. Or no- Rob discovered the shoe shiney man at LAX airport! He loves it so much that sometimes he buys an airline ticket for him & TomStu just so they can get through security to have their shoes shined. Then they stop by Au Bon Pain, grab a sandwich to go before heading out. Sometimes they even try out the chairs in Brookstone and rent books at the airport bookstore rental place, returning them the next time they come for a shoe shine
Moon: I like this new Rob.
UC: Me too. Grown up Rob. With Clean(er) shoes.
Moon: And he’s traveling without kristen too… WHAT IS GOIG ON?!!
Moon: Vancouver is like bizarro Baton Rouge/twilight world (Everything is reverse for those not in on the superman lingo.)
UC: Uh, superman dork of the day award.

Rob’s really in love here

Moon:Maybe Rob is like the opposite of everything else. When shit goes bad in a relationship he cleans up, starts shining his shoes, buys new clothes instead of falling apart and looking like a homeless person like every one else when they break up. And Happy in love = Hobo Rob. So clean shiny Rob = single * books ticket to Vancouver *
UC: sad, lonely & looking for a fangirl to F*ck= clean-cut Rob. GET OVER THERE
Moon: I’ll ignore that you called me a fangirl cause I’m on my way to the airport
Moon: I’ll tweet pics of his hotel room whilst he’s in the potty
UC: Please do. And his shirt looks purple.. Gasp! is he wearing a sweater over it? Did you already say that??? Did he join Was HE the one who bought the Marc Jacobs cashmere I was trying to get for Mr. Choice last week?
Moon: hahaha. I think it might be from dick’s “blue phase”
UC: was Dick feeling down then? (Like father like son? While there are problems with Claire, he’s classy & clean cut?) or do you mean he WORE a lot of blue?
Moon: I mean he WORE a lot of blue. Dick probably also made a visit after Rob called them from a NEW cell phone that was actually made in this decade- they got worried
UC: Yep… so not knowing what condition they’d find him in (was their real son beaten to a pulp & left to suffer in a ditch in Baton Rouge, and someone new was pretending to be him?) Dick came with a trash bag full of old clothes. Either for the new guy pretending to be their son. Or Rob… embarrassed, naked & broke, in need of clothes.
Moon: Used clothing is the Pattinson love language
UC: They’re so great. I’m jealous you get to be a part of the family. That’s what you’ll be after you bring Rob a bag of your bros old clothes when you head up to vancity to be the one who gets him out of his clean-cut slump
Moon: I will take him back to dirty hobo in no time. Give me a chance. PUT ME IN COACH!!! I got this!!!

You know we love you in love & as a dirty hobo, but we’re liking this new sad, lonely ready for Moon to make you her lover new-used clothed Rob too! Hell, what are we saying- we just love the fact that we’re SEEING YOU!! Keep it up Vancouver!

UC & Moon

What do you think of Rob’s new “look?” Think it’s odd for Rob to be in something as forward as an MTV jacket? Think it would be more appropriate for him to wearing something saying “Get off MTV’s Dick?”

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114 Responses to “Used clothing is the Pattinson love language”

  1. […] Auditions for new MTV VJ’s (don’t worry we break this down fully over at LTR!) […]

  2. JenE says:

    Never fear, gals. He recycled the (short-sleeved) blue checkered shirt from sometime last year and I believe that is a black sweatshirt (not a sweater). He’s still dressing like he stopped in at a Goodwill. You just know he found that MTV jacket at a Salvation Army in Baton Rogue. Someone cleaned out the closets and ditched the one item of value.

    PS – I am not a stalker (much) but Kristen was right ahead of him. I feel ashamed that I know that.

    • JellyBeanRainbow says:

      Dear Rob,
      you are almost well dressed this time. The pants are too short and the jacket is open for discussion, but I like that you’re clean and that you aren’t too colour coordinated.
      Love, Me

    • JellyBeanRainbow says:

      Wht I really wanted to write here was: she was walking ahead of him and was embracing her new BF.
      UC & Moon now everything.

    • niahid says:

      Yes, she is. Welcome to LTR

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Read that same thing. Walking/running out with a jacket over her head, Klassy.

      And I think that this is the same shirt we were trying to figure out last time. Not an award show shirt but something similar.

    • WHAT??! she was there??!! why does she always have to dash my dreams?? she just can’t let me have anything!!! ugh.

  3. Robsessedgirl says:

    Oh, he is totally single and DTF. he might take any fangirl now, AND YOU WON’T EVEN NEED TO GET HIM DRUNK TO GET ANY ACTION! and maybe Tom can get in on the fun too! though I have been worried that Tom and Rob had a lovers quarrel. possibly over the last hot pocket or who gets the plaid shirt with holes at goodwill. they need to work this out. are they still filming part one? this must be a long movie in that case.

  4. melronin says:


    I love your 80s look babe…that vintage MTV jacket killed me…wow…how much did you pay for it love? and
    hurray for they gray pants…new or old..who cares!
    Dunno if it is my joy of seeing you again or your new more adult looks or you being kinda…solo…

    Fact is I wouldn’t mind if you were running around in an archaic greek toga…I would still wanna jump all over you cause I missed you so much!!!

    I am just sooooo happy to see you again!

    You look absolutely stunning!!!


  5. niahid says:

    Everybody was fussing on his MTV jacket, when all I see is the pants. I think the jacket is Rob’s way of reciprocating the love MTV ( read: Horowitz) has for him for the past 2 years.
    Love that his hair starting to grow into sex hair (hopefully).
    Does anyone know whether is he coming to the Oscars?
    Is it confirmed?

  6. robgirl86 says:

    “Maybe Rob is like the opposite of everything else.”

    best line ever!!!!!!!!
    … your breakdown girls!

    and I LOVED the outfit, esp.the jacket & the pants! Have still to recover from all this awesomeness πŸ™‚

  7. superhumanmoron says:

    That jacket belongs to his new bff, Pauly Shore. Yeah buuuuuuuuudy!

  8. drsaka says:

    Dear Rob, we know what this is. Since we recently commented about your jacket choices, you just had to go and find the most eye-catching jacket yet.
    We’re on to you,

    • melronin says:

      There we have our proof that he reads LTR right??

      • Vera says:

        Happy birthday, Mel, or a week, year and a lifetime of hapiness.

        He READS LTR, for sure, I have this feeling and everytime I have a feeling the thing is quite real. He is just human and deep inside he wants to know what the delusional fans are thinking about him.

        • melronin says:

          Thank you for the sweet wishes honi!
          I like to think that he wants to know what his lovergirls are thinking! Love this thought…lol

    • robgirl86 says:

      We asked for it & we got it! well done baby..

  9. dazzledtodeath says:

    The thing that stuck out the most to me was Rob’s head. it’s missing two things-a beanie / baseball cap, and stubble. The clothes are still pretty Rob-like-a varsity-style jacket a size too small, a sweatshirt over a plaid shirt, maybe-new pants and black sneakers.

    Maybe Rob is going for the so uncool it’s cool look.Really, it’s Rob, so who cares? His anti-style is part of his charm. Now that Beiber’s copied his hair, watch out for him to show up in a tiny varsity jacket (too bad he’ll never have a tenth of the charm or mystique that Rob does).

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I wondered about the beanie too. But so, so glad to see his hair. Yummy.

      “his anti-style is part of his charm” – 100 % nailed it.

  10. gizmo says:

    You just gave me a great visual: Ron and TomStu getting their shoes shined together. Those two have the best bonding activities.

  11. MariaCecilia says:

    So good to see you again, love! And I totally get the jacket – you swiped it last time you were on the MTV awards, right? Just like you! And then forgot you had it stashed at the bottom of your smelly bag until now..
    Maybe you could star in the re-make of Grease now? It’s time for a re-make, right? And then go straight on to a prequel for Dirty Dancing? I mean, you already got the dirty down…;) Hugs&kisses

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I just watched Dirty Dancing on Sunday night (it was on…I just cannot leave the room when it is on). You know that look Baby gives Johnny the first time she sees him dancing with Penny? Her eyes undress him. Her eyes ravish him. She mentally puts him in her pants. No mistaking, she’s got it bad. She doesn’t even try to hide it.

      I know that look well. That’s sort of how I feel about Rob. Every day.

      • Maggie says:

        @nat: that’s the best analogy I’ve heard that describes the effect that boy has on me. Baby (holding her watermelon) takes one look at Johnny and she done. From then on, she can think of nothing else except what it would be like to get him in her pants.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Oh, the watermelon scene, when it gets all down and dirty. She already is hot for him when she shows up with the watermelon, but then she sees him again, as well as everyone else writhing around on the dance floor…yah, forget about the rest of the vacation, she’s 100% devoted to getting in Johnny’s pants from there on out. “Look at my eyes” he says – if Rob asked me to look in his eyes while dancing, I’d go floppy. He’d have to mop the floor with my sorry (yet really happy) ass.

          • Maggie says:

            Looking into Rob’s eyes while dancing with him. Now this would be the epitome of multi-tasking, not to mention probably an impossible act to accomplish. My feet would definitely by going wonky.

            I’m drawing a blank: When does Baby see Johnny before the watermelon scene? I can only picture her face while she’s holding the watermelon: yearning, aching, lusting.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:


            OK – go here – it’s the mambo scene

            At about 3:39 she gets “the look” – and again at 3:50. Pure lust, throbbing want. She needs him.

            And for dessert, you can imagine Rob here:

          • maggie says:

            oh yeahh. I forgot that earlier scene. 3:29 and 3:50. Definitely know the feeling behind those looks. I forgot how much I love this movie. Somehow, I don’t think Rob has the dancing chops that Patrick Swayze had, tho. He could star in a remake, but he’d probably have to do something other than dancing. Like rename the movie “Dirty Staring” or “Dirty Leaning Against A Wall” or maybe just “Dirty Standing There”. He would be super hot in any of those remakes.

  12. robsfuturemate says:

    I just love the fact that he’s still layering!
    And what it looks like to me is old clothes…washed! GASP!! Did Clare come out and wash a load of clothes? I did hear a rumor he went to London. Did he finally dropped off that trash bag of clothes?

  13. RobsFan-tasy says:

    Good Morning Ladies,
    Good Morning Rob,
    So wonderful to see you, I mean actually SEE the Current YOU Love! I’ve missed YOU! Not Edward BB, YOU! Sure wish you could be smiling though. Stop by Honey, Have a chat. I will cheer you up. Who cares what swmnbn is, was or will be doing. If your feeling lonely and neglected, come here Darlin’ I will shower you with more love and affection than you can handle. You’ll smile for weeks. I Promise.
    With Love, afection and Eternal devotion,
    me. πŸ™‚

    {{{HUGS}}} you look like you needed tha Darlin’

  14. ladyofthemeadow says:

    In honour of his visit to Canada (and to better fit in with the locals), that jacket should have been a MuchMusic jacket. I’m sure MuchMusic would happily send him one, or there could be a used one at the Salvation Army store in Vancouver.

    What’s with the no-eye-contact thing with the paps? Has he learned to avoid?
    Word-vomit Rob would not have avoided eye contact.

  15. LatersBaby says:

    Dear Rob,

    Is this the first item in the new list of rules your couples counselor is making you follow?

    What’s next? Cooking?

    Laters x

  16. suzyb49 says:

    So funny, sitting here reading LTT/LTR with the Today show on and they just said that an ivillage survey said the man most women would trade their husbands in for is Robert Pattinson. Kathie Lee was saying who are they asking 20 year olds? As I sit here on my couch 40 years old analyzing Rob’s wardrobe!

    • LatersBaby says:


    • kristen's bestie says:

      Kathi Lee has got it all wrong!!

    • clearly kathi lee is NOT robsessed and had too much wine (per usual)

      ps i just read the same thing on the twi fb account. CRAZY!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I was surprised about the 58% statistic. Maybe the other 42% have never seen Rome Rob? Cannes Rob? Golden Globes Rob?

      On the other hand, that’s 42% of other married women I don’t have to compete with. Ssssh…let’s let them have Johnny Depp (I love Johnny, but wouldn’t ditch my marriage for him) and Jake G.

    • southernbelle says:

      Yes! Well I’m far from 40 but my hubby is much, much older than me (don’t ask me why please lol). I often joke w/ him that I’m about ready to trade him in for a younger model.

      Who doesn’t want a hot, young guy? Come on now! I know I do, aka Rob Pattinson.

  17. RobsFan-tasy says:

    Me thinks him is depressed or tired. He needs to feel some love from “His Ladies” The LTR cast and crew!!!

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  19. southernbelle says:

    LOL oh you girls are so hilarious! I absolutely love it when you do the breakdown! When I saw these pics the other day I thought oh I can’t wait for UC and Moon to break these photos down! Well I wasn’t dissapointed!

    He looks hot! I mean the pants look like he came out of a flood, they’re way too short but who am I kidding? This is Robert Pattinson! I don’t care if he wears capri pants! He is totally hot and bone-jump worthy!

    The clean look is good :). Clean, dirty, I’ll take him anyway I can. Beggars can’t be choosers lol.

  20. Bea says:

    Rob as muscled Jersey Shore dude = highlight of my morning. Hahahahaha.

  21. natteringyeahrobber says:

    Wow. Rob can tuck his pants into his shoes and still blow out panties from coast to coast. Pure magic he is.

    Looks like he’s on his way to a Breakfast Club audition. Only I cannot tell if he’s going for the Emilio Estevez role or the Judd Nelson role. Maybe he’s going for both roles, he could pull off either – hell, why not also play Anthony Michael Hall’s role too? Play all roles a la Eddie Murphy.

    Rob, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning (which happens when I take Tylenol PM – that stuff doesn’t kick in for hours and then all of a sudden you are in a coma). I’m feeling verrrrry Ally Sheedy & so is my hair. Lots of black on, rocking the bangs, and prone to random outbursts today. I want to serve detention with you Rob. I want you flirt with you, you and you, all three of you, brain Rob, athlete Rob, and nerd Rob. Let’s go to the school library – you can copy my homework and then let’s spend a few minutes in the janitor’s closet together.

    Don’t you forget about me
    I’ll be alone, dancing you know it baby.

  22. Maggie says:

    He looked tired, bored and sexier than hell. I thought that jacket looked hot on him. Of course, a potato sack would look hot on him. I love how Dean had to pull his sleeve when he most likely veered off course because he was blinded by the damn paps flashbulbs. He handles the paps with such class. I could just squeeze him for that.

    Aren’t those pants the same ones from THAT PICTURE? You know, the one where he’s standing by a car and every woman in the world has closely studied his crotch area?

    Separate cars? hmmmm…….

  23. Maggie says:

    I just saw this on another site:

    “Rob on Cover of March 3rd Vanity Fair!!!!!”

    Woo hoo! Wonder if the MTV jacket will be there??

    • Brenn says:

      ohmigosh — I just read this too! Supposedly Sir Hawtness is on the March cover — wearing a hat! I wonder if he’s wearing anything else?

      I would have no problem with that. Just sayin’.

      Can’t wait!

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        A hat with nothing else…unf…cardiologists had better report to work early that morning, since I’m guessing there will be a surge in heart palpitations that morning.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Srsly, how are we gonna survive ANOTHER VF photo shoot!!!! Those are always my fav!

      • Brenn says:

        Three thumbs down on this thread?! What the heck is there to warrant a thumbs down? Photo shoot? That’s positive. Possible nekkidness? Always welcome. πŸ˜‰

        Someone must obviously hate hats.


        • robsfuturemate says:

          They are all over today! Someone went a little thumbsdown crazy! I expect on the SWSNBN comments, but the VF photo shoot, wth?!

  24. che says:

    lol u made my day even though it’s almost over..but no i see nothing new on Rob’s style the mtv jacket is ridiculious as much as this
    yeah same old Rob but with sadpandaface

  25. RobsFan-tasy says:

    Okay, Sadpanda is breaking my heart! I can’t take it!

    Dear Rob,
    remember this? It’s called a smile Baby. Try it! Come on, you can do it. No? well, I know how to remind you! hee hee

    • Maggie says:

      That photo kills, GF. It reminds me of a young Elvis.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      MMMM. You brought us some Robcake.

      I think someone asked this the other day – is he presenting at the Oscars or what? The Oscars are only 4 days away, shouldn’t they have their shit together in terms of presenters?

  26. guitargirl says:

    Now that you know your ‘cleaned up image’ hasn’t worked, and the paps still recognise you. (Just make sure you dont clean up too much Rob!) I still prefer Greasy Beanie Rob to Hollywoods idea of a hot guy. You can leave ponced up Oscar bloke to some other generic dude. Goodwill chic rocks my world! I’m quite liking the trousers though. They show off all your best assets. LOL.I love me a guy with long legs:)

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      Oh it’s totes workin for me GG. So did RomeRob and the TYbert look and of course Beanie RaybanRob oh Okay I admit it, IT ALL WORKS FOR ME! πŸ˜€

      Deff long legs!!! πŸ™‚ and Long fingers πŸ˜€ and Big hands πŸ˜€ and Wild sex hair… *flatlined*

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Goodwill Chic= FTW!!!

  27. Maggie says:

    So now I’m robsessing on an image of Rob in the MTV jacket playing the Judd Nelson role and looking a bit RomeRobish. Mmmm… Can’t get that out of my mind. However, the picture of Rob on the cover of VF wearing a hat and nothing else is sure helping….

    I can see another non-productive work day courtesy of HHH ahead of me today…….

  28. roslynselene says:

    Rob in an MTV jacket?! Wtf? Who would have thunk it? Not I. LMAO Too funny. I LOVE these breakdowns at LTR. πŸ˜€

    I’ve been on the “Rob diet” for 2 weeks. All is great! I only visit LTR and move on to actually getting work done. But I deleted my Twitter acct, no more visiting Robsessed every 3 hours, and no more Google alerts (I had to delete my email because I had over 2 thousand unread Rob Google alerts that accumulated in the past 9 months). But I can never give up LTR and the ladies here. LTR is like my little indulgence. πŸ™‚

  29. Maggie says:

    Some outtakes from VF shoot I just found:

    We’re all dead…..

    Is he Amish now?

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      That hat looks sorta like TomStu’s hat in Waiting for Forever. Maybe they are just clothes-swapping again.

      And if he’s gone Amish, I’ll go Kelly McGillis and stand in front of him wearing only a petticoat. Whatever works for him.

    • che says:

      thnx ..i was gonna say VF pics gonna kill me but u already did with your Q is he amish now? LOL

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      Oh Maggie GF Who cares if he’s Amish? Heeeee’ss BBBaaaccckkk in Black no less! HAWT DAMN! *Doing Happy Dance Cartwheels In my head* The amish don’t have electricity…they go to bed early! LMOA Amish Rob is TWO thumbs UP!!! πŸ˜€

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        The Amish don’t use electricity…but Rob can generate it just by entering a room. The man is a walking talking power grid. I’ll play horse, he’ll play carriage, we can slowly ride down that dusty road together. Giddy up.

        Crap. Dinner guests here. Will continue fantasy soon…

    • stupidshiny says:

      Did you see his hands??? Look in the first few pics – they’re PURPLE eeewww they look gross/weird/dead… WTF???

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        It looks like it’s just the shade (causing his hands to look dead). At least, that’s what I’m hoping. That or maybe he fell asleep before TomStu did and TomStu placed Rob’s hands in a bowl of warm grape jello.

        • stupidshiny says:

          LOL nattering… I think you may be right! Now that I have looked again there is a patch of shade there! They’re just such an odd colour it threw me for a while. Thank goodness for your levelheadedness, although I do like the grape jello theory… ;-P

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Uh, not really the hat I was imagining! LOL But that one in the black shirt…GAH!!!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      OMFG. I just read that there is supposed to be a 4 foot alligator next to Amish Rob in the VF cover photo.

      The only word that comes to mind is campy. I can only hope that the alligator has feathers in its mouth and is trying to get frisky with Rob.

      • Maggie says:

        nat: if the alligator is female, I’m sure she tried. I mean he’s already wowed an elephant. If you’re female – regardless of your species, I guess, spending any amount of time with Rob is just a done deal…….you’re toast.

  30. Maggie says:

    I can be Amish.

    Going to bed early is fine with me – especially if I had a certain sexy newlyturnedAmish Brit boy with the initials RP to cuddle up next to!

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      @MAggie re:Going to bed early is fine with me – especially if I had a certain sexy newlyturnedAmish Brit boy with the initials RP to cuddle up next to!

      My point exactly!

      @RFM Re:If he DID do his own wash there’s def gonna be shrinking,

      NEVA NEVA use the word Rob and shrinkage in the same sentence! (no no no πŸ™‚ )

      @natteringyeahrobber Re: Dirty Dancing youtube vids…
      needs to remake this Movie as Johnny. Just call me Baby! LMAO.

  31. RobsFan-tasy says:

    @ Maggie Re:I love this movie. Somehow, I don’t think Rob has the dancing chops that Patrick Swayze had,

    If this is true,
    I’m pretty sure we could find a few ladies who would Volunteer to teach him those specific moves. Yes? Ladies? πŸ˜€

  32. RobsessedC says:

    I seriously CANNOT wait to hear you guys break it down Vanity Fair style on Rob’s new photos for Vanity Fair! I’m sure you’ve seen the outtakes. Amish, anyone??? Anxiously awaiting your next post, so I can ROTFLMAO when I read your take on the new photos πŸ™‚

    • Maggie says:

      @robsessedC: look above on the thread. There’s already been some discussion by some of us soon-to-be converted Amish ladies. You know we’d do just about anything to get close to Rob.

      But I do agree – can’t wait for Moon and UC to break it down.

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