Rob is FINE!

Dear Rob,

SOME fans have gifs & transcripts & fan vids made within 30 minutes of a new interview of yours. I am not that kind of fan. You did this big MTV thing on Friday- but I was busy. And then you were on Leno. I forgot (in my defense, I would have rather been watching your vids than what I was actually doing. Believe me). But the good thing is, LTR is full of fans like me. Real, legit Rob fans who love you & “your work” (read: Your body & face) but don’t really have time to obsess over every little thing. And sometimes we’re late in catching “the news.” So I spent some time Sunday night and watched the THRITY-ONE videos MTV released (Thankfully, in one big long 36 min. video) and wrote down some of my favorite thoughts. Now, I highly suggest Rob fans carve out 36 minutes to watch the interview below- you wont be sorry- but until you have time, here are some of my favorite moments:

Rob jokes with Josh from MTV about his name in Water for Elephants. He says, “”I wanted to show I could do Jacob too….Next time I do my next movie I’ll be called “Taylor” in it.” Brill! The jokes! I love that we’re on the same page. Because the very first day I picked up WFE before Rob was 100% confirmed as the lead, I texted Moon that the fans were gonna make lots of jokes over the name “Jacob Jankowski.” Good to know Rob is joking too!

Sidenote: Did Rob lose his voice? He sounds raspy. And sexy. I like it.

They weren’t kidding, Rob really loved that elephant! He talks about her like she was his best friend. Even cracks a couple good one liners like: “She’s very famous in the elephant community”

We get some confirmation about his rumored new dog: “He’s called bear” Sidenote: I love that he says “Called” instead of “that’s his name.” or “I named him.” or “I called him.” I guess that’s a British thing? I’ve just never noticed Rob doing that in all his interviews before. It’s pretty endearing!

And then the twitter questions began: Question #1 was about working with Reese vs. the elephant. I think. It was boring. So I forget. But…do you get the impression that Reese doesn’t know him too well? Every interview seems like they did their scenes & that was that. Like… did they ever go out to dinner to get to know each other? Double date? Spend some alone, quality time with the elephant together?

And in what might be my favorite quote of the interview, Rob says (about his co-stars), “I like hot girls. I like being in movies with lots of hot girls.” And then goes on about the actresses, “They’re never, like, flimsy floozies!”

After the 2nd twitter question, Rob asked “I wonder why she’s called [there’s that word again] @robs_exception!” Oh Rob.. Oh Oh Rob… have you not seen the names of your fans online? @Robs_exception is nothing. I was talking to LTR friend @JodieO and she said, “I’d be mortified if I had some weird ILoveRobsNads name and he had to see it.”

Josh asked Rob if he had to learn Polish for Water for Elephants & he responded that he learned 5 words. They were all commands for the elephant. During international press day, Rob told someone the only words he can say are, “Kneel, Open your mouth, smile & Pray.” Dear Lord! Someone put that on a T-Shirt (That was a big sarcastic joke. Someone already has)

Side note: I think Josh is in love with Rob. I mean, I get it, but I had to point it out!

Question #3 was from someone named  @WFEbabe. It listed her “real” name as TWibabe. “You cant fool me” he exclaimed! I love that he knows people only love him because of Twilight. And he’s not surprised. And he jokes about it!

Around 15:50 MTV has this montage about Rob’s hair. And we have the explanation for FAT ROB!!!! The picture comes from the Harry Potter & Order of Phoenix premiere when he was unemployed, hungover, broke. He compares himself to a “homeless person” they pulled off the street. And he was bloated, sweaty & hot! And confused!!! So good to know we’re not the only ones who realized the amazingness of that red carpet moment for Rob:

Fun Fact: He’s never actually met Justin Bieber. So why Justin said they’ve met…. little liar!  “You want to see me in a Bieber?” he asks? Hahaha… ohh the jokes. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

Josh asks him if back in 2008 he had any idea of what was to come for him & his career. Rob is so humble. Even now. He still doesn’t like having his picture taken. This interview was SO vintage Rob- reminded me why we love him & write him silly letters. That he’ll never read. Unless MTV decides to embarrass him one day.

Twitter question #4 was if  he would do anything differently if he could? His one big regret is showing up drunk to the Twilight premiere. In a suit that was too small!!

Rob tells the story of how in the hotel in New Orleans (actually at first he says “apartment” but then cuts himself off. We caught you Rob. You were in an apartment. I have no idea why we would care about that, but apparently we should) he was with some “Friends” (read: the Britpack & Kristen) and watched some movie. I’m sure I should’ve rewound to catch the movie title, but I didn’t care. And for some reason they ate orange chicken wings- which sounds weird to me- but what do I know? I’m a vegetarian- and acted like monkeys for 7 hours. Translate: They got high.

We got to hear a little about the Breaking Dawn. McKenzie (the girl playing Renesmee) has a SWEAR jar & Rob & Kristen are paying for her college education by their constant cursing. Sounds right, huh!?

Oh, and Rob plays piano in Breaking Dawn. It looks like this:

Then, because MTV advertised this as “Fans ask Rob questions via Twitter LIVE” and they only asked 4 questions, Josh throws some rapid-fire twitter questions at Rob:

  • He asks him about his own music: He’s playing the cello. He’s so random!!
  • What’s on his iPod? Wu-tang and other rap from 1993-1999.
  • Besides the Jitterbug phone, what phone is his favorite: He loves the iPhone BECAUSE HE LOVES WORDS WITH FRIENDS! Rob play with me!!! My screenname is “playswithRob”
  • His favorite city: He first chooses Houston. So random. Clearly he’s been to about 3 places in America. (no offense Houston) but THEN he mentions: PHILADELPHIA. I will make this my ring tone:


As much as I love it (note to newbies: I live in Philadelphia). This is quite random. Especially because I think Rob was only here once in 2008. “Why Philly?” I asked myself…. Until realizing. DUH- Cheesesteaks. Rob WOULD love that greasy meat on a roll. And he probably likes to smother his Hot Pockets with Philly cream cheese. And I bet he got a lot of compliments on his picture with the Rocky statue. Makes sense!

Rob, I thoroughly enjoyed watching all 36 minutes of this interview! It was so great because it reminded me that you don’t let this whole “thing” get to you. This interview was NOTHING like you’ve been portrayed in print interviews- especially the most recent Vanity Fair article.  You didn’t seem depressed. You didn’t even seem “over it.” You were happy. You were laughing. You were cracking jokes. You seemed fine!


Did you watch teh interview? What was your favorite part? Did Rob seem “Fine” to you? And no- I haven’t seen the Leno interview yet! Busy Rob-fan right here! That’s me!

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140 Responses to “Rob is FINE!”

  1. dazzledtodeath says:

    It was amazing to get a big dose of Rob being his usual funny, charming and humble self, instead of a little soundbite or five minute interview. Rob in conversation is hilarious-I love all the gesturing and face-pulling.

    And then he went and killed me dead. Rob is a smart guy-he had to know that he was going to cause mass spontaneous orgasms by uttering those seven words: “Kneel,open your mouth, smile and pray.” Lucky elephant…

    • melronin says:

      “Kneel…open your mouth…smile and pray”!!!
      Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaahhhhhh babyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

    • dazzledtodeath says:

      Someone doesn’t like Rob-induced spontaneous orgasms? I always wonder what’s going thru the mind of the thumbs-downer-what made them do it? My description of Rob as funny and charming? The orgasms? Are you mad at Rob for making you feel dirty with elephant training commands?

      • robgirl86 says:

        you have to consider some less ability to UNDERSTAND your comment, it’s english at least (inside sarcasm*)
        isn’t the gif the cutest thing ever? He can play the piano on my whenever he wants!

      • kandnandb says:

        The words “Rob” and “orgasm” together in any sentence = automatic thumbs UP!

    • E says:

      Even better if he had said…..Kneel, smile, pray and open your mouth…;)

  2. guitargirl says:

    The MTV interview was full of win! Unlike the one with Jay Leno (seriously, the guy needs to retire once and for all) his questions were a couple of years out of date EPIC FAIL! MTV showed that Rob seems great and full of fun. The media often like to portray him as a tortured soul, probably because giggly and goofy isnt cool enough for Hollywood. LOL! The written word does not portray his goofiness. Sad, but true. Loved the acting like monkeys comment. Definitely high! LMFAO!

    • The Old One says:

      Really Leno just asked him about the same questions he asked him last year–mom and dad, the flaming dashboard, etc. Sure, we all like a little follow-up, and will eat up anything Rob has to say, but, Jay, dude, get some fresh topics!

      • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

        Oh how Fail! I haven’t even seen it yet & was waiting for it’s airing tonight over here, nothing beats large screen Rob after all. (11pm CNBC)
        All I can say is the shirt action has me transfixed.

      • guitargirl says:

        I agree, it was OLD news. With a decent guy interviewing him Rob is awesome, so why they put him with that old fart is beyond me? Rob, come back to the UK for a bit, and let Graham Norton get his paws on you. It would be hilarious!

  3. melronin says:

    Loved the MTVinterview (more than Leno I must say)

    Rob was our Rob…like in old times
    He was relaxed and felt comfortable
    He looked gorgeous and happy
    He made jokes and gave us a zillion Robmoves and expressions
    He died me with his laughs and giggles
    Loved how proud he sounded about WFE and how
    exciting and stunned he is about Cosmopolis!

    Thank you Josh for keeping BD in the background… love you for that my man!!

    Everything we wanted was there… baby gave it to us…
    He really seemed to be FINE and that’s all that really matters to me!!!
    Is there anything else we want??? NOPE….

    Love you Rob baby
    Was so great to see you again!!!

    • kandnandb says:

      I was going to comment then realized you summed it up perfectly, bb!

      ROB IS BACK!!! *angels sing and play the harp*

  4. robsfuturemate says:

    Thank you Rob for some many great one-liners!!
    One of my faves was:”Reese was always taking the mickey out of me.” You ARE British, yay!

    • roslynselene says:

      Yes! I don’t know why but I was so surprised when he said “taking the mickey”. I LOVE hearing British slang. Lol

      • love high says:

        So for us non-brits, what does it mean? =)

        • roslynselene says:

          I think it means to make fun of someone. So Reese was making fun of him. Haha! I don’t get why they call it Mickey but I like when Rob says it. 😛

          • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

            Yes making fun out of someone. Taking the Mick/mickey is clean version of taking the Piss. Mickey Bliss- Piss.
            Some that sound mild are super filth. Burk here is quite tame like calling someone a wally. Really Burk is short for Berkshire hunt. Which rhymes with smth else….

          • roslynselene says:

            🙂 Educational moments in LTR. Awesome.

  5. OMG I sat through the bazillion clips that twat MTV sold to even bigger twats (read Red Bull in France) who thought it was cool to piss potential customers with the same shit every minute. So it kinda blew the magicness of long time no seen Rob in an interveiw that could have become cult.

    And that Josh who didn’t see the potential in the ‘acting like monkeys story’ and went on with his written stuff. FAIL! The man practically offered it to you!

    Interviews should be just Rob telling stories. (Bedtime) Stories with Rob.

    • melronin says:

      Interviews should be just Rob telling stories…

      Love you for that phrase mp…win win win!!!

    • Wow I kinda sound like some whiney bitter old lady. Imma have to rewatch that some day for only the goods.

    • robgirl86 says:

      “Interviews should be just Rob telling stories. (Bedtime) Stories with Rob”<———–THIS!!!!!!!!!

      Give him a seat, where he sits like a 10y old, some fun questions and no audience….and the Rob show begins…I could watch this for hours, seriously!

      P.S. what would happen him some Heinekens as well? Oh, the possibilities…

      • melronin says:

        What would happen???
        I would have to close my store…probably lose my man as well…would just sit like a vegetable infront of the screen and watch Rob…

        oh well…who cares…

        Rob please do your own show with Bedtimestories!!!
        Pleaaaaaaaaaseeeee 🙂
        will be soooooo worth ittttttttttt!!!!

        • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

          Oh my! you know they DO actually have a bedtime stories show here, as well as a general Jackanory programme, it’s choc full of proper thespians doing lovely readings. I nearly died when I saw Damian Lewis doing one, can you imagine the ratings Rob would pull in??

          • melronin says:

            I can immagine and am died just with the thought of Rob doing a reading…omg…that voice…

          • ThinWildMercury says:

            Honestly, he could be reading my physics book and I’d still throw my panties overboard.

  6. Fanforever says:

    When he randomly threw out Philly I instantly thought shout out to UC. Great interview.

  7. natteringyeahrobber says:

    I don’t love Josh H. but I don’t hate him or think he’s douchbaggy either. He’s just a man prone to giggle-fits. In some alternate reality we might even be friends, since I’m also prone to giggle-fits. We could get thrown out of our own interviews all the time for laughing inappropriately instead of asking guests questions fans want to know. But I digress.

    A few things became clear after watching the MTV video. He’s jovial (still), he’s a good sport (still), he’s a M-A-N now (though still acting his age, what with the orange chicken incident and fart stories), and he is freaking hotter than ever. My son came into the room when I was watching the MTV interview and asked “Is that Rob? He’s a funny man!” He watched most of the interview with me, which is saying a lot because he normally has no patience for any show that isn’t Avatar (the cartoon) or Ben 10. damn, I’m so proud of my son right now. So, so proud. He does take after me after all.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      After finally finding out I did record the MTV thing on TV (it was only 4min) my dad watched it with me. He let out a big chuckle at the “Taylor” line. See dad, he would be fun to have around!

  8. che says:

    luved that post UC
    i guess my favourite part was when he was talking about ACTing. compares him self with Kstew,how he tries to understand ‘the meaning’ although it’s so OBVİOUS

  9. robgirl86 says:

    Beside all the hilarious stuff you ladies already mentioned, I loved what he said about

    “weird obsessed actors, who NEED to DO the lines others wrote”
    I love his approach to acting, reading AND understanding!

    Dear Rob-bear,
    you’re so freakin smart!
    Kudos to all you’ve said!
    NOT a flimsy floozie at all! 🙂
    (I have no idea what that is…btw)

  10. rob lover says:

    He is the cutest thing EVER. Of course I loved the whole thing, 30 min. of Rob, heaven! One of my fav. parts was when he talked about acting, “I want to act!” reading lines while being filmed, and “kneel, open your mouth, smile & pray,” too priceless.

  11. che says:

    btw i know it’s not JayLeno post but i did watch it(yeah i’m such a big fan *i luved how Rob said that about his favourite superhero role * )
    and there is one thing what i can say.i’m not a fan of suits or colour grey
    he should stop wearing grey suits
    well actually suits cuz he looks so Hot.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Yes, and on that note, he needs to stop wearing suits and leaving the top two buttons of his shirt collar undone, just so we can get a teasing glimpse of his chest. I find myself just staring at that space under his chin during his interviews.

      Leno isn’t exactly the “freshest” late night host. But I did like the secret agent rock star music they played as Rob walked in (sort of over the top, but still sort of fun). Would have been hilarious to see Rob arrive on the show wearing a black skin tight Mission Impossible outfit, hooked up to a zip line.

  12. debbiedoo89 says:

    I watched both interviews. the 30 minute mtv interview was like a yummy naughty xmas gift or something…the comedianne who came on after rob on jay did a great bit on him as edward. i loved watching him while she was going on and on…it was funny

  13. debbiedoo89 says:

    also, after reading the vf interview i did get the feeling that he was sad. but after watching him friday night, he seems fine.

    • kandnandb says:

      He did say he was misquoted in the VF article so maybe the interviewer just didn’t “get” him and as a result, the tone of the interview was a little sad.

      Maybe I should interview him. I mean, I certainly “get” him. As in “I’d certainly like to get him in the backseat of that vintage car.”

  14. Pennylane says:

    Amen to all you said. Indeed the mania for Rob may have worn off just a bit, but watching interviews like these, it reminds you why we love him. A very sweet, gentle, intelligent, gracious young man with a great sense of humor & tons of humility. His blue eyes, blonde hair, lean frame are just a bonus. Dick & Clare should be so proud. It was refreshing to s hear him giggle & laugh again. Here’s to more HappyRob.

    • Maggie says:

      Amen, Amen. Beautifully said, Pennylane.

      • RobsFan-tasy says:

        What you both said!
        Thank God he’s Back and back as the happy, Adorkable, Loving, Sex-as-Helll, funny, sweet, intelligent, gor-jus, giggly, smiling, uplifting,grin inducing, blushing and making us blush, *&%#@ HAWT, sex-on-legs, Beautiful MAN, we all know and love!!! *HUGE sigh of relief after this interview*
        One of my favorite parts was when Josh asked him about his manuscripts and he got that wicked gleam in his eyes and rubbed his hands together and said, “It’s all very top secret.” *Squee* Oh How much fun it would be to hang out with Rob for awhile (20-30 years min.)

        Robert Pattinson is 10,000 Shades of WIN!!!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Wait a sec. Rob has blonde hair?!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Wait a sec. Rob has blonde hair?!

      • ThinWildMercury says:

        Well in the kiddie pics he does, so his present hair must be some (very dark) variation of blond.
        But what do I know? I am from a place where the lightest hair anyone has is dark brown! 😉

        • robsfuturemate says:

          That’s true about his kiddie pics. But my bro in law and some others I know had blonde, blonde hair as a child. It darkened as they grew up and I would have had no idea they were blonde if I hadn’t seen the pics. Their hair is very brown now.

  15. Vera says:

    MTV did not broadcast Rob interview in South America.

    No matter! We had an amazing weekend with Barack Obama. I am not talking about the US President. We came across a charming and charismatic man making a speech. Earlier he had visited a comunity which not too long ago had been living under the drugs traffic domain. In spite of the heavy safety scheme, It seems like The Obamas had fun.

  16. LadyN says:

    “Kneel, Open your mouth, smile & Pray.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahaha HOLY ROB JUNK! My brain wasn’t in the gutter for that one! But now! NOOOOWWW!…..

    *does just that* Yes, Master. I shall pray really harddddd. *tongue hanging out breathing hard*

  17. Cazza says:

    I heart that he confirmed that he got a dog and one from a shelter *sighs* – too many unwanted dogs out there as it is, that is one lucky Bear.


    • robsfuturemate says:

      How did I miss the whole DOG portion of this video?! That’s what all my questions were about!!! Oh, I know! It was the 31 different parts I had watch.

      Off to hunt for that portion since the 1/2 hr vid has been taken down.

  18. The Old One says:

    I can hear Rob’s giggles if they had allowed a question from a tweeter with a name like ILoveRobsNads. He would have thought it was hysterical. Next time, maybe.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      LOL. And even funnier if twitter name was ILoveRobsNads_452, implying that 451 other twitter users had thought of that name prior.

      • The Old One says:

        I just remembered we have our very own MarbleNutSlut here… let’s talk her into tweeting a question next time the opportunity comes up! I really really want to see Rob’s expression when he sees that name.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          I remember her saying “I am a slut for RPattz’s marble nuts” over on LTT. Would love to see his reaction. I’m sure he’d laugh…nervously.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I was a bit jealous to hear him say and comment on all the names. Guess I should’ve got twitter and asked a question!

      Marble Nut Slut is a such a great name!

  19. mine!mine!mine! says:

    on a different topic – I am slightly worried about Tomstu? The news over here (and I’m sure everywhere) is that Sienna Miller has got her claws into him, all I can say is:

    run Tomstu, run!!!!

    • che says:

      lol @mine i’ve seen that yesterday and since i dunno her very much i wondered why they said that. she seams little bit old for him except that, is she a total bitch or worse than Kstew(for someone of course not to me, pls no tumb down lol )

      • ThinWildMercury says:

        She is 29 and I’m assuming that he’s Rob’s age so I dont think its a really big age difference at all.

        But is she really all that bad? I dont know anything about her except the Jude Law part.

  20. Janetrigs says:

    Bless your pic choices. Bless them and you.

  21. roslynselene says:

    Ha! Rob is the new Keyboard Cat. Someone should make a video. Get on it, people! Then we shall save it in the “Embarrassing Things To Show Rob One Day” file next to Jumping Rob, Drunk Ron, Creepy Uncle Rob, etc.

    Doooo iiiiiit.

    • ThinWildMercury (previously Without Expression) says:

      Don’t forget Zygote Rob. I used to have nightmares.

      • roslynselene says:

        😯 Crap! How could I forget?! Those are like THE most embarrassing pictures EVER.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Zygote Rob? Gah. I don’t want to know.

          • roslynselene says:

            😀 Oh gawd, I love virgins.

            RFM, I did NOT click that link. I’ve just barely managed to forget how many armpit hairs he was sporting. :shudder:

          • robsfuturemate says:

            Hahaha! That armpit hair really is revolting!!

            It’s links like this that really merit a thumbsdown.

          • maggie says:

            Zygote Rob is the stuff nightmares are made of. Yep. This is what I’ll probably get to see in my dreams tonight. Figures.

            Someone needs to burn those photos and hunt down all copies and burn them too and destroy all computers that have them in them – all hard drives and all software and shred all magazines where they might possibly exist and …..and ….. and ….. AHHKK! Stop!!!! Those photos have driven me mad!!!!

          • ThinWildMercury says:

            Against my better judgement, I clicked on it. It’s like a trainwreck, you just can’t look away.

            I’m gonna have nightmares again tonight. :S

          • roslynselene says:

            Haha you guys are too funny. Ummmm *whispers* I clicked on it this morning. I just couldn’t resist. :\ Now I regret it all over again. It’s gonna take months to recover. Those first 3 pics: No. Just no.

  22. Maggie says:

    Re MTV inteview:

    Best words hearing him say: “flimsy floozies” and “took out the mickey” (what DOES that mean??)

    Best visual: Rob and the Brit Pack acting like monkeys for 7 hours.

    Best quote: (And best line I ever heard him say to date) : “Kneel…open your mouth…smile and pray” (Duh!)

    Biggest surprise: Josh wasn’t too much of a douche.

    Biggest non-surprise: Josh is in love with Rob. (“I LOVED your hair in Cannes”)

    Two Best Parts (for me): 1-Rob seems happy and as goofy and adorkable and hot as ever and 2- the gifs that come from this interview. While watching the interview I knew that the best gifs ever would be coming out of it and I wasn’t wrong. Watch and enjoy:

    Love you forever, Rob.

    • roslynselene says:

      Oh my god, he IS a cartoon. Lol He’s so funny with so many silly facial expressions. This guy… 😀 LMAO

    • melronin says:

      YES!!! to everything you said

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Yes, “Josh loves Rob” – he’s got two options. Carve it into a tree, pine for him, and wait years until the next interview. Or, join LTR and let it all out.

      We can help him – next time he interviews Rob, he’ll be super smooth, ask all the right questions, know all the important stuff. Rob will be impressed – then Josh can confess he went to LTR Finishing School.

  23. Brenn says:

    Dear Rob —

    When you’re happy, us girls at LTR are happy.

    And man, are we happy today! 🙂



  24. Alex says:

    I never believed that he was depressed or down. If you read his quotes on VF interview he didn’t sound like depressing. Only the journalist’s explanations were depressing. So may be this reporter had a bad day or something.

    Rob may be tired of this constant Twilight & vampire references or constant scrutiny via internet & twitter. But as we have seen so far he is a smart & strong guy surrounded my equally strong & faithful family & friends. So I am pretty sure he will be just fine no matter what people think of him.

    Haven’t you guys noticed that he only come off looking or sounding depressing on written interviews? I am yet to see him looking or sounding off on TV interviews. (Can’t count paparazzi videos where he always looks pissed at their presence). I think this reporter had a pre-set mind or agenda. All she was focusing on Robsten & Twilight fame. These two topics are getting too ancient & boring.

    Media is generally like to focus on negative side of life of famous people. Check what they report on TV, Magazines and internet. Being happy is BORING for them. They need scandal & drama …like Charley Sheen type of drama. Even fans like to focus on negative side. It’s really a sad situation. If we read Robs quotes in VF interviews…he sounded fine.

    I think people what him to be a downer and follow the tradition in HW.

    Not to worry guys…Rob will be just fine. We as fan will be supporting him forever. I know I will see all his films several time. That’s all I can do for him for making me happy with his charming interviews. I will always love him as a fan.

  25. Alex says:

    1. J: Are you an animal lover?
    R: Urr yeh…I like some of them….they are delicious. LOL Rob

    To me this is a good example where Rob can be really sarcastic, funny, smart & genuine. Rob is not an animal lover per say. He is a pet lover or dog lover. He doesn’t want to be more famous using animals & he knows that he can’t genuinely claim to be an animal lover while eating meat & wearing leather jackets. Smart Rob!!!!

    2. WFE babe/Twibabe- “You can’t fool me” – Love love love this comment

    3. J: “Was that your only regret doing Twilight?”
    R: “No I may have few” (something like that)

    4. Love Rob’s obsession over “FARTs” – in every interview he has a story about farts

    5. Love his comments about super hero films and Fan boys- “NOOOOO I am gonna shoot him” – I think he knows them better than he knows us

    6. Love his comments about the films he wants to do. “I want to make films I want to see”
    7. Bieber comment was sarcastic – “he is famous so why he wants to use my name”

    8. You can see he is genuinely in love with Rosie- “She is an Alfa female” “She is well known in Elephants community” toward the end…”And an elephant bringing you coffee”

    This interview is full of WIN.

  26. roslynselene says:

    Uhmmm, there’s a new vid of Rob backstage. Rob, ever the “borrower” ahem, now has Alice Cooper’s cane. Big pimpin’, Bro! Seriously, practice your pimp walk if you’re gonna be using that cane in public, Rob. 😉

  27. jem says:

    I’m going to have to find a youtube link for this as MTV is rubbish and won’t let me watch the video here in the UK

    Oh and the ‘called’ thing is British… to me that seems perfectly normal…. for instance I have a dog called Baily… after the drink… we’re an alcoholic family 🙂

  28. FM21 says:

    Does anyone know where I can watch this video? Apparently, it does not “exist” anymore? Thanks!!!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      You can go to and watch it all in wonderful 31 parts! But that’s all I’ve seen now, they’ve taken down the rest as far as I know.

  29. natteringyeahrobber says:

    Yes!…more live Rob coming up in a week or so! He’s going to be a presenter at the Country Music Awards?? Totally random. Totally weird. I guess this will be my first year watching the CMAs.

    • roslynselene says:

      I just saw that. Very weird and random. It’ll be my first time watching that too. I just hope I won’t have to listen to Taylor Swift live for 2 hours.

      P.S.- Rob in anime? Hmmm, now that’s definitely weird. Is today Random Rob Day? What’s next?

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Two things.

      1. I guess it is the ACM awards, not CMA. Big diff, apparently. Shows how much I know about country music! Guess I’ll get another lesson soon, thanks to Rob.

      2. I would prefer that both Rob and A Garf were in the same movie at the same time. But I’m not sure I could handle that because I’ve sort of developed a competing crush on Andrew. I hope they both get parts and I hope that those parts involve lots of shirtless/pantless scenes (maybe not together, but I’d happily take those too).

  30. Maggie says:

    I feel like I’ve been MIA for a while. RL has been kicking my butt latetly.

    nat: I’d love to see that Rob/AGarf movie you described. That’s def a win-win must-see film.

    A country music award show appearance?? I haven’t had a chance to look at my emails about the WFE soundtrack. I thought it was going to be music from the ’30s, but maybe there’s a lot of country music too – hence the appearance of Pattinspoon at the award show. (I just love that word! So much better than that last combo word that I’m beyond sick of hearing) What’s the difference between the ACM and CMA? Is it something like my WFE vs. WTF faux pas of a few weeks back?

    Has everyone read the article of Uma talking about Rob and his bum? Bel Ami needs to come out real soon!!!

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      RE: Pattinspoon?

      CanI “Patt-N-Spoon” HIM???? *Giggles* PLEASE? Please? please?

      I owe you a couple e-mails BB! I will send ’em a little later.

      • Maggie says:

        lol! “Patt -n- Spoon”. Me likey!! I bet Uma mentioning Rob’s bum gave you that idea!

        No worries. I see you’ve gotten Waiting in the Twilight up. I’m hoping to do some catching up tonight. The new format seems like it will be easier to read. Plus it’s so “purty”!!

        OH, btw – what’s this anime thing about?

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Didn’t Uma say that she could not confirm nor deny the appearance of BA (bare ass) in BA (Bel Ami)? I think she said that she didn’t see any scenes with his bum, but that it could likely appear inthe final cut.

      I don’t have any idea about CMA and ACM except that the initials are in different places. I’ve never heard of ACM…CMA I at least have heard of. Maybe they figured Rob and Reese might appeal to younger viewers? Female viewers? Any viewers with a pulse?

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Did anyone else notice that Uma’s new movie is with Oregano? AWKWARD!!!!

  31. Maggie says:

    She said that she didn’t (get to) see his bum herself. I just liked that Rob’s bum was a topic of conversation. I like that BA can mean either Bel Ami and Bare Ass – as in “I can’t wait to see BA” or “BA needs to be shown in the US real soon”.

    And yes, if I was in charge of the world, Rob would host and/or guest star on every progam on every channel, 24 hours of every day.

    Rob’s bum – “Patt ‘n Spoon”.

    • RobsFan-tasy says:

      @ Maggie

      BWahahaha Oh YES PLEASE!!! i’d like to Patt his bum and spoon with him too!!! So vera much!! Geesh I have such a gutter Bwain! We will NOT discuss FORKING!!! 😀 Bwahahaha

      I don’t know about the anime thingy. still playing “blog catch-up”

  32. RobsFan-tasy says:

    And in case ya’ll forgot how great rob looks in “Country” style attire I refer you to this pic…

    • Maggie says:


      Legs………….(‘nuf said)

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      That would be Metro-Country, though – a little too sexy hot for actual country, no? If I saw him in a podunky bar in backwoods Arkansas, I would NOT mistake him for a local. Ohhhhh let’s just hope he tries out one of his country accents and it comes out sounding like Christopher Walken. 🙂

      • RobsFan-tasy says:

        No, I don’t think so but then Where I live we’ve got alot of Country hotties if you know where to look! I think he’d be completely awesome playing a Country boy/ farm hand in a movie or something. Remember the haystack photos? YUUmmmmY!! Boots, Tight jeans, button up shirt denim Jacket, Chewing on a piece of straw?? HELL YEAH!!! Go to the barn and Patt-N-Spoon and do things that will frighten cattle!!! LMAO!!! Just imagine that sexy voice of his with a southern drawl like Jackson has in eclipse, “My apologies Mam'” *SWOON*
        I. AM. DIED____________________________________

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          OK, now THAT I can see. Rob chewing on straw, milking cows, throwing hay bales off a pickup truck in the summer sun. Sweat on his brow and neck, dusty jeans with grease marks around the creases, strong slightly calloused hands and a quiet demeanor. “Would you like some ice water? I have some back at the house, come on in when you are done unloading. I’ll make you a ham and cheese sandwich and you can try my rhubarb pie if you’d like. I can also draw you a bath. You don’t seem like a bubble sort. Just very warm water, a sponge, and me it is then.”

          • RobsFan-tasy says:

            LMAO Welcome to MY world BB!!! Quiet and Cool, Rough-N-Tumble, Big-N-Strong, Rough hands and all gentle but tough, WOOOHOOO!! *Giggles* OMG!!! I just flew right past the Robgutter and nose-dived straight into hell!!

          • RobsFan-tasy says:

            ROTFLMAO!!!! I got so jizz-jazzed thinking about that I replied that post via e-mail to LTR!!! *redfaced embarrassed!!*

            Sorry Moon and UC!!!

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            LOL! How do you even accidentally send an email to Moon and UC? No matter, when Rob lust is involved, nearly anything is possible. Guess it is better than accidentally sending a LTR post to your Dad or boss or ex. 🙂

          • RobsFan-tasy says:

            LOL well, on other web sites (wordpress) I can reply from my e-mail and it posts directly on the page! I forgot this wasn’t word press. I’ve got Country Rob and haystacks branded on my Bwains Now and well…



          • robsfuturemate says:

            First off, that hammock pic kills me everytime!

            And second, I think the closet thing we’re going to see anytime soon to your wonderful country stories is WFE. I’m sure they got some hay there for all those animals! In the book, when old Jacob recalls rolling in the hay I had some wonderful visuals. And yes, Rob was already cast for the role when I read it!

  33. RobsFan-tasy says:

    Glad I Could make you Laugh, UC & MOON!!

    *hiding my red face behind sofa cushions!*

  34. RobsFan-tasy says:

    @ RFM Oh Yes! my mind went there and back several times. Rob is definately suited to the country life style look. but then again, he looks hot no matter what!!!
    GQ, Forbes, Redcarpet TuxRob, “Raunchy”RomeRob(said with the utt most drooling respect) DrunkRob,
    Beanie/blavk v-T Rob, TylerRob Another manRob, wifebeatershirt Rob, Leather Jacket Rob…*fanning myself* Holy Cow it’s hot in here now!! All Beautiful All HAWT and ALL are well suited to him! That’s why we Love that man!!

  35. Witchita says:

    I’m sure this has already been addressed in the repsonses, but I haven’t read them all. The British do say “called” instead of named, etc. “I think she’s called Jane.” They also say things like: I was taken to hospital; She’s gone to university. They don’t use “the”….I was taken to THE hospital. I love also how they tend to follow up statements with a question: Well, she’s not that smart, is she? I didn’t do it on purpose, did I? I love listening to them.

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