Rob sighting at the Happiest Place on Earth
I am away for a few days in FLORIDA (the land of Mickey- and I’m actually going to Epcot one day!) so I though today’s letter about Rob & Disneyland was appropriate!
There are always Rob sightings around the world, even if you’re nowhere near there! I’ve never had the pleasure of being involved with one of those experiences until now, and it was pretty exciting. It all started with a simple text from robsfuturesis-in-law, “Guess who was at Disneyland last night? :)” No way, I thought. I’ve always told people how impossible it would be for you to go there at this point in your career. Too many screaming fans, not too many places for you to get away.But apparently it wasn’t a joke, there was a pic on-line to prove it. The timing worked too. After the Leno show and the MTV taping you hit up Disneyland. Far fetched on a Friday night, but anything is possible! The picture was sent to me by a friend with this caption, “He looks disappointed. He definitely didn’t see who he was hoping to see…maybe she left at 4?!” That’s right, I was at D-land that day too. You might remember, I mentioned on LTR that I would be going. No Leno tickets. Well, here’s what happens when I saw the picture!
Immediately I say that’s not him. (My friend thinks it looks just like you) So, onto showing the pic to your future in laws. robsfutureFIL also thinks it looks just like you. He should know, he saw the VF cover! robsfutureMIL is more skeptical but still willing to accept it. It was time to call in the experts, a few of LTR’s finest! Without any prompting from me except for “Here’s the pic, what do you think?”, this is what they came up with:
drsaka: it could be him, but there’s something not quite right with the nose… He’s the right height though!!!!
Maggie: I don’t think so either. Look at the nose, especially. Close, tho.
Midnight Cougar: Yeah, geez it really doesn’t look like him to me. Not sure.
RFM: I’m not positive but the nose doesn’t look right! I also think he’d be wearing some sort of hat or beanie or something. LOL, I know way to much about this! (this was my first response to Pic Friend)
Midnight Cougar: I can’t decide if it’s him in that pic or not; it really doesn’t look like him from that profile pic.
So after more deliberation from the common folk and my own thought processes, I’ve come to the conclusion that IT’S NOT YOU!!! Sideburns too long, hair too perfectly coiffed. But it sure was fun to think that you could be at Disneyland.
If you ever wanna go, hit me up, I’m a Disney expert. Imagine the two of us on the Matterhorn Bobsleds, I’ll have to sit in between your legs. Hey, that’s how they make the seats! TomStu is more than welcome to join us but unless another Britpack member comes along he’ll have to hear “SINGLE RIDER!” Oh! And please don’t get one of those big ol nasty turkey legs to eat. Those things really gross me out! But I do promise one thing, if you’re there it will definitely be THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!
Waiting at the Disneyland entrance,
PS- that guy was pretty cute and you never show up, so maybe I’ll hunt him down! He might suffice until we meet.
So ladies, discuss amongst yourselves: Rob or notRob? What would like to do with Rob at The Happiest Place on Earth (I mean DISNEYLAND, ladies!)?
Manip from @robsbuttonsbabe
After the jump, the two worst videos EVER that popped up when I googled “Rob Pattinson at Disneyland”
You KNOW You’re gonna watch these! It’s a MONDAY!