Some Rob Friday Funnies!

Dear Rob,

Ya know how we do Monday Funnies over at LTT (cause you read that, duh)? Well, it’s Friday and everyone’s tired from the week, 3/4ths of LA has emptied out to head to Coachella, UC has left me for somewhere I can’t pronounce, and the rest of Roblandia is in NYC for your premiere, so I’m here… alone… looking for a laugh or ten… So let’s have some Friday Funnies, shall we?

This killed me and I know it’s Edward Cullen but most of the world thinks you’re the same person so why not post it here?

All of this is a big YES. Let’s just sub out Edward for Rob and it’s pretty much all still true.

I will insist on a cut here because the stuff after the jump is just too embarassing-larious to put on our home page


HAHAHAA i’m dying of embarrassment for him and well laughter! Thanks (or not) to @saritapagita for sending this.


Yup… that makes sense

Everyone else out there who’s been left for the weekend, let’s commiserate together! Do you have a Rob funny? Share it in the comments or send us a tweet!

TGIF
Themoonisdown
Happy Friday yaaaalll!

Sources: A Dream, @saritapagita

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53 Responses to “Some Rob Friday Funnies!”

  1. drsaka says:

    No need to alter Rob- wonderful just as he is!

  2. dazzledtodeath says:

    That Chippendale’s pic is horrendous. The face fits perfectly however lol. If Rob was a Chippendale dancer, I would actually pass on the opportunity to see him dancing around in practically nothing-the second-hand embarrassment would be so great that all the blood in my body would rush to my face and I would probably have an aneurysm. Besides which Rob has admitted he can’t dance, so dancing and stripping would definitely be a stretch for him.

    • MariaCecilia says:

      It’s okay: we will applaud wildly, just as long as he stands on his two feet and takes his clothes off!

  3. robsfuturemate says:

    Bobby Long show tonight!!!
    (pretty much all I have to say πŸ™‚ )

    • robsfuturemate says:

      …and birthday suit, obviously!
      I’m sure women all over the world had huge smiles after hearing that, I did.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      So envious. Have fun tonight & blow a kiss in his direction for me!

    • maggie says:

      Can’t wait! I heard “A Winter’s Tale” on the radio this morning!! So Rob, what are the odds that you’re in LA? hmmm, let’s think about this….. BD filming is over (hip, hip, hurray!), you don’t have to be in NY until Sunday. You probably have to see Stephanie and sign contracts, etc. So, a trip to LA is not out totally out of the realm of possibilities. And Rob, if you had to come to LA anyway, you really should be supporting your friends, so a quick little trip to hear Bobby sing should really be on your schedule. Check with Steph. Maybe she already penciled it in. (Just so you recognize us, we’ll be a group of hot women with at least 2 of us turned into stone statues and on the floor drooling.)

      RFM & Ros – Can’t wait to meet you tonight!

    • roslynselene says:

      Yayyy! I just HATE Friday afternoon traffic. Hopefully we get there on time. =)

  4. natteringyeahrobber says:

    It is definitely hard to beat the Rob Chippendale’s manip. I’ve admittedly tried to picture Rob naked before, but my image and that photo aren’t even remotely similar (though maybe the black gloves & PVC cuffs will make a future fantasy appearance). Reminds me of a tweet poor CW received the other day – some woman asked him why he didn’t shave Rob’s chest (or CGI shave him) for the shirtless scene in New Moon. She noted that the entire theater all gasped in horror after being exposed to his chest hair (guess I wasn’t in that audience).

  5. Brenn says:

    OMG. The Chippendale’s shot made me LOL. Thank you for that. RL has been miserable lately — I needed it!

  6. SaritaPagita says:

    Just for full disclosure, I was not the creator of that manip. I randomly found it on @EdwardsBloodTpe’s twitpic account.

  7. The Old One says:

    Digging through the files for a funny manip? Hmm, so many to choose from! How about this one? Where is TomStu these days, anyway?

    http://img848.imageshack.us/i/teenvoguetomstu.jpg/

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Love that one, so sweet, tender, and silly. Apparently TomStu is running around Europe with Sienna Miller (I was out of the loop too until yesterday). He’s also doing some theatre production in England – http://www.royalcourttheatre.com/whats-on/wastwater

      p.s. he loves that red/white sweater – i think i’ve seen him wear it in every interview he’s done this year.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        oops meant the black/white sweater (the black sweater with white dots all over it)

        • The Old One says:

          Sometimes I think TomStu’s wardrobe is even more limited than Rob’s. That sweater (jumper) and the duckie sweater both seem to be on high rotation.

          And I’m glad TomStu seems to enjoy doing legitimate theater (theatre), cuz it really gives an actor some major credibility, at least IMHO.

  8. MariaCecilia says:

    I just came back from the opening of WFE, me and a smattering of teenage girls and a few men, who had obviously been dragged there by a loved one of the opposite sex, and I enjoyed it as the opening of my weekend…I mean what could possibly be wrong with watching that face for two hours?

    The movie was a 3 out of 5, but I would like to see Rob do something Completely Different, just to know his capacity for acting: maybe Cosmopolis will be it?

    Loved your post, and being reminded of all the little reasons why I love Ro..I mean Edward Cullen! (As if we need reminding..)

    • The Old One says:

      Wait, how can you be seeing it when they haven’t even had the premiere yet, and it doesn’t open until next Friday?

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        It opened in Norway and Switzerland today.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Wow, that’s a first. But yay for them!!

        • The Old One says:

          Does not compute.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            Maybe Norway bribed Fox with promises of bottomless lutefisk buckets? Well, good on them. I had not thought of lutefisk, but next time, next time. Dear Fox: I can probably find some somewhere.

            Dear Fox:
            My Grandma is from Norway. DH made smelt tonight too. Not lutefisk, but sorta gross (at least the way DH made it –sorry DH, still love you) and DH’s family is from Denmark. Between the fish and the sort-of-Nordic-heritage, we qualify for advanced copies of WFE, no? Please send the DVD up with Andrew tonight. Thx. -NYR

      • MariaCecilia says:

        Remember the time difference? I saw it at 4 o’clock in the afternoon. At that time the East Coast was still drinking its mid-morning cup of coffee… πŸ™‚

    • Susiecueablelovesrob says:

      I was there too! It was a sweet movie (loved Tai) and like you MC, I am now longing to see Rob doing something else to show off his caliber as an actor. No more PG 13, at least for a while…… He did look beautiful though, especially when he puts on that brown leather jacket……..I have a thing for Rob in that jacket!!!!!!

  9. robsfuturemate says:

    Dear Rob,
    I saw your friend Bobby last night. I know you aren’t aware of this fact since you didn’t show up. But he is amazing! Even with having no voice 4hrs before. But I do have one question for you. Did you school Bobby in the ways of the word vomit because he’s pretty good at it too. In fact, why am I writing this to you?

    Dear Bobby,
    You were amazing last night! (jealous yet, Rob) And thanks for all the fun stories in between. We loved them! Sorry about those girls yelling the whole time. That wasn’t us. We were just thankful that you calmed the audience down before a fight broke out. Anyways, I enjoyed it immensely!

    Love,
    me

    Maybe we should start a site Letters to Bobby. Or maybe we need one for the whole Britpack. πŸ˜‰

    • roslynselene says:

      He was word vomitting like no other. Didn’t he say he was the most open that night? Lol He was really funny. And those loud girls, I swear. Smh I was like “Please no girl fights, please…”

      He REALLY looked like Art when he played the harmonica and the guitar with his long hair in his face. That was AWESOME! His facial expressions were a little weird at times (looked like his “o” face). But I guess that’s what good musicians do when they get “into” it. That sounds dirty. Nvmd.

      You guys were super fun! Loooooved it. πŸ˜€

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      He has a great voice, doesn’t he? Wish I could have been there to witness him being the most open, the girl fights, and O faces. Sigh. To console myself, I watched a bunch of Twilight parodies on YouTube last night. Other guys trying to play serious Edward are always worth a laugh, even if the parody script sucks. And if you want to start up a Letters to Other Talented Brit Dudes, I’m in.

      p.s. due to the conversation above re: men & hair loss, I now have targeted advertisements on this page for Gillette Fusion Proglide and No!No!No! Hair removal system (with photo of man trying to remove hair from his chest). Gotta love it.

    • maggie says:

      Dear Bobby:

      Your show last night was fantastic. It was hard to believe that you lit’rally had no voice just a few hours before the show because you sounded terrific. Loved the songs. Loved the guitar. Don’t know which I loved more – the O faces or the mouth vomit – both were superb. All and all – A+++ for the evening.

      Dear Rob:

      OK, so you were a no show. I inderstand. You have more important stuff to do like picking out your outfit for the premiere tomorrow. But my real issue with you is this: Why, after all this time, did you finally appear in my dreams last night as a sad panda, sneaking out of Bobby’s show with someone who people are saying is your mother but who looks a lot like like that obnoxious british woman who was giving that poor girl who opened for Bobby a hard time? And so far away from me, that I couldn’t get to you? This is NOT the nocturnal appearance that I’ve been waiting for.

      RFM & Ros: It was great to meet you and hang out. We’ll have to do again.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Oh Maggie, sorry about the not-quite-hot Rob dream. If it makes you feel better, Rob’s cell phone made an appearance in my dream last night. I was at a multiplex theater and was told by one of the staff there that Rob was in one of the theaters, but he could not tell me which one. So I had to go to theater to theater, looking for him, but I ended up getting lost and could not find my way out. I kept going up and down escalators and elevators and ending up in the same dark hallway. Pretty creepy. I heard Rob talking but when I turned the corner he wasn’t there, though he had dropped his cell phone. I picked it up and Tai was his background image. How sweet is that. OK, no Rob, but he was in my dream (though not visible) and I did get to see his cell phone and hear his voice. Which at least is something?

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Nat, when you said he’s phone I was hoping you meant…but you lit’rally meant his phone πŸ™
          BTW, searching the interwebs for said “phone” it was nowhere to be found. Did it really exist? I have the pictures on my laptop to prove it!

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Oh Maggie, I’ve had dreams that aren’t that great but were better because he was at least IN them! And it could have been worse. I’ve had dreams with a guest apperance and it wasnt’ his fake mum. I think that mum thing was my fault, for joking around that it was his mum. Sorry!

        And yes, it was wonderful to meet you ladies as well! Must do it again soon. Sam Bradley at the Hotel Cafe?!

      • roslynselene says:

        Errr, what obnoxious British woman? All I heard was someone calling her “gaw-jus”. Lol

        Better dreams tonight, I hope. He’s gonna be in a SUIT! I’m gonna miss the live stream of the premiere (it’s my bday today so I’m out with the family). When I come back, I hope to see Robsessed filled with pictures of Rob in a SUIT! πŸ˜€

        • robsfuturemate says:

          I think you might have just left. My friend was waiting to talk to Leslie and this lady was telling her how she shouldn’t do that Smiths song. Apparently, it wasn’t a good song for her. I jokingly said, hey that British lady is Rob’s mom. Of course it wasn’t. Clare would never be so uncouth!

          HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROS!!!! For your bday Rob’s wearing a smoking suit just for you πŸ™‚ It’s nice, because then we can all enjoy your present from him!

  10. Pattygirl says:

    UC and Moon, are you going to at the WFE premiere, we need you on site girls, you make the best report . And pls share a brief review for those who seen WFE…….and thanks who share there views alrdy!

  11. maggie says:

    I finally was able to log on today. I just saw pics from the WFE premiere. OMR, has he ever looked hotter?? I think our baby became a man today. He graduated out of Twilight and into hot manliness. Just swooning over here………

    Happy B-day Ros! Rob gave you a great present of some hot, gorgeous pix and vids today, didn’t he? Hope you had a great day.

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