1 picture, 2 takes. Well, more like 3 pictures, 6 takes…

Take 1

Dear Rob-

Looks like Christoph, like most woman, cannot resist your magnetic pull (or as usual you smell of Hot Pockets & Beer which reminds Christoph of the brews & wiener-schnitzel of his home country)


Take 2

Dear Rob,

Christoph’s comment name is “Unf_for_Jacob” and he has every Edward/Jasper slash fic on alert.

Is that weird?




Take 1

Dear Bob Pattinson, (<– Click that & reminisce)

Uh oh… you’ve been CAUGHT with another woman! Poor Reese is all alone at home, baking mini pizzas using croissant dough, thinking you’re off on a boring meeting with “Corporate,” but instead you’ve taken a cruise with another woman! A woman wearing Anne Klein nonetheless- Reese’s favorite after brand Chicos.

Someone’s in trouble,


Take 2

Dear Rob,

Please let the set designers know that Pier One Imports called. They’d like their entire spring catalog back.




PS Banana Republic is on hold regarding that whole outfit, so let Wardrobe know they have a call as well.

Take 1

Dear Rob,

It’s like you’re looking directly at me saying, “Oh.. you thought your love for me was waning?  You thought that feeling you’ve felt so long was “finally” gone? And you were glad? Right. Think again. I’m gonna look at you. Like this. And you’re gonna continue to be screwed. You’re welcome.”

I  hate you,



Take 2

*Rob’s inner monologue*

If I can do THIS with my eyebrow imagine what I can do with my……..other eyebrow!



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114 Responses to “1 picture, 2 takes. Well, more like 3 pictures, 6 takes…”

  1. Beaspoon says:

    “I’m gonna look at you. Like this. And you’re gonna continue to be screwed. You’re welcome.”

    That’s pretty much my entire take on the whole WFE craziness. All of the pictures, the movie, the interviews. I really thought I was getting over it. Getting over HIM. I even told myself I DIDN’T care about seeing Breaking Dawn. Rob had other plans, clearly, lol.

  2. drsaka says:

    Dear Moon and UC, the latest pics and interviews are great and adorable; especially the pics with Christoph.

    I do have to say this and yes, I’m aware that this is similar to what is in the book and (sort of) understand why it was like that, but….

    a rousing game of chess on your honeymoon???? Really? You two are crazy!

    Happy Royal Wedding Day everybody-

  3. Vivi says:

    The picture 3 is great… but man, have you seem de video of this moment? Its one of those endless Berlin videos on Robsessed. But when the camera focused on Rob and he did the eyebrow thing… god, I died!

  4. Robsessedgirl says:

    I kinda ship Rob and Christoph A TAD bit now. is that normal? probably not. somewhere in LA Tom has a box of hot pockets in his lap and a snapple on the table and he’s sobbing watching Oprah. poor Tom.

  5. robsfuturemate says:

    That BD pic just looks bizarre to me. First off, I can only see half the pic, which is good. But mostly I just see the longest neck ever. Is it the striped shirt? The angle of the pic? Who knows? Yes, I’d still do him, even wearing the Bannana Republic shirt. I was just wondering out loud.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      To me that shirt screams LLBean Dad. They always have those sailor stripe t-shirts in the LLBean catalog, modeled by some hot guy who normally would never be seen wearing horizontal stripes and Dad jeans. Hmmm. Rob as an LL Bean salesman? Think I’d probably buy more boat totes and canoe print throw pills than I could ever use in this lifetime. Maybe order some of their plaid dog beds too (even though I don’t have a dog….but the combination of those cute puppy models + Rob would put me over the top).

      • The Old One says:

        OK, you have immortality and the power and money to do anything you want, and you decide to spend eternity as an LLBean cliché?
        The worst thing about that picture for me is Rob’s hair. Where’s the bouffant, where’s the wild bronze god-hair? It’s so . . . Ken.

  6. amynkansas says:

    i still think in the chess pic he looks like a cross between Zack from Saved by the Bell and Brandon from 90210…But I will STILL show him the love…

    • robsfuturemate says:

      HA! I’m likin the pic a little more now! I wasn’t a Brandon girl but Zack (MarkPaul) was my only other celeb crush.

      Excuse me Bella, I need to pull out my giant cell phone. (wow, that can be taken sooo many ways)

    • pukesten says:

      oh my god hahaha Brandon 90210!!!
      I was obsessed with two people when I was 12 one was Jason priestly and the other was MPG zack Morris!!
      maybe that’s why I love robward

  7. natteringyeahrobber says:

    Strip chess, I’m guessing? “Baby, I wanna Knight your Queen sooooo bad right now.” “Show me your Bishop and we’ll talk.” They both have goofy smiles in that photo, I cannot take it seriously. I am cringing just thinking about the background music that must be playing in that scene. CRINGING.

    But Christoph knows cheese and Rob knows ham so they are such a perfect casting sandwich. I will finally get to see WFE tomorrow, though I nearly had to tear a hole in the universe in order to work out babysitting arrangements.

    • pukesten says:

      anyone else see the breaking Dawn pictures and think Meh?

      maybe nearer the time I’ll be looking forward to it but tbh now I’m not bothered if they never made the last two

      (I think I can hear the negative comment censorship police sirens coming along to downthumb me ……

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        I won’t be able to resist watching.

        But all the stills they’ve released – the Pier 1 beach shot, the boring cluttered Christmas living room, and now this? Not very compelling. Not thought provoking. Way too styled. The chess shot sort of reminds me of the Sixteen Candles final scene, but at least in that scene they were kissing and obviously hot for each other. This looks less honeymoon and more corporate team building.

  8. perfectdate says:

    “And you’re gonna continue to be screwed. You’re welcome”

    Yes, please.

  9. yertlesmom says:

    OMG – The comments on those final eyebrow pics are SO ON TARGET. WFE and all the press has me fangirling like I did back when I first discovered Twilight. What IS IT ABOUT HIM???!!!–I have never had this kind of thing for any other actor. I’m glad I can come here to LTT/LTR and “be normal” with you guys.

    • Nene says:

      I feel the same way! I am 47 and have had my share of celebrity crushes, but I have never been so crazy obsessed (not stalker crazy) about anyone in my life! I saw Twilight and New Moon, and then read the books. He has some kind of animal magnetism. He’s almost like a drug to me and I just can’t help but be drawn to him.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I know, it’s ridiculous, isn’t it? I never thought I’d be obsessed with a celebrity like this. I’m supposed to be too old for this. DH and friends tolerate, but don’t understand. I can’t explain to them because even I don’t understand. You can say it is his looks, his humor, his personality, his presence, his jaw, his talent…but there’s something else, some otherworldly element he possesses. When scientists/pharma companies finally figure out what it is, you can bet they’ll put it into a pill…Robenol. Side effects include people screaming when you enter a room, the compulsion to run your hands through your gorgeous hair, being on the receiving end of endless letters and being drooled on.

    • Fel says:

      So glad it’s not just me.

  10. Nelle says:

    Not to change the subject but some great BD photos in the latest EW magazine. But some I don’t understand. One is Aro talking to Bella before the wedding?? When did that happen? If they’re going to add extraneous scenes to the movie – they darn well ought to be good ones- like more honeymoon Rob. Don’t need to see made-up scenes with Aro.

    • debbiedoo89 says:

      i also noticed in a pic of the denali coven one of the girls has braces. surely they’ll cgi that out???

  11. roslynselene says:

    Robstoph woot woot! So does that make Christoph…a male cougar? O.o

    Everyone knows chess is like THE sexiest thing to do after finallallilly losing your virginity…if you’re a nerrrrrd! *chants* NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

    • drsaka says:

      Apparently, I got the idea of a honeymoon, ALL wrong!

      • roslynselene says:

        I did as well. But THANK GOD we have Edward and Bella to show us how it’s really done. I just hope my future husband gets the memo so we could avoid this:

        “Flying across the ocean in a hot air balloon while we drink champagne and stare into each others’ eyes *instead* of playing chess? Pffft! Are you kidding me? What are you, 12? You’re SO unromantic. Why did I marry you?!”

    • The Snuggler says:

      They are reduced to playing chess because Beller has terminal Cystitis following her wedding night encounters with the marble sparklepeen!!

      • roslynselene says:

        Losing your virginity to a vampire may lead to terminal cystitis and developing a mutant ninja vampire human baby in your tummy. Make wise choices, kids.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I’m just checking to make sure you guys really do know that he’s just trying not to kill her, right?! I mean, that would really put a damper on MY honeymoon. (but it might be worth it if he looked like that…but less pale)

      • roslynselene says:

        Wuuut? They played chess for real (in the book)? I thought they went scuba diving or something like that.

        • drsaka says:

          No chess in the book, if I remember correctly, but they did go snorkling and hiked all over the island and also watched a lot of movies.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          I want to say yes they did. But I don’t have the book with me to check (will check later). I know they do scuba diving and swiming with the dolphins and movie watching. Not positive on the chess.

          • roslynselene says:

            Yeah, I don’t think they played chess. I think Summit is over cheesing it up by making some sort of connection with the cover of the BD book and the movie. That wasn’t necessary but…okay. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • robsfuturemate says:

            I’m remembering something like him teaching her chess to help keep her mind occupied. Guess I know what I’ll be reading tonight!

          • roslynselene says:

            Ha! That only sounds familiar to me cause I remember a guy friend trying to “teach” me to play chess. The idiot didn’t know how to play either and he made up the rules so the next time I’d play w/ someone else, I’d look like a dumbass.

            Let us know if they played or not. I just remember breaking headboards, some blue room, scuba diving, her making fried chicken and throwing up.

        • drsaka says:

          I can’t remember them playing chess, but maybe it was so lame that I blocked it out.

          • drsaka says:

            Semi-correction- The Cullens play chess, but I just don’t remember it on the honeymoon.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Nope, no chess in the book. Just all the other things we mentioned. I think what threw me was that this is not the first chess playing pic we’ve seen.


          I might have created my own story of why they were playing chess in my head after seeing those.

  12. The Old One says:

    So I was checking out some of the Berlin premiere stuff, and saw this press conference footage, and I just have to talk it out here:

    First of all, the whole thing is incredibly cringe-worthy. Christoph looks and sounds incredibly sexy, obviously answering the questions really intelligently and humorously, even though I have no idea what he’s saying, while Rob and Francis Lawrence look completely clueless.
    Then when Rob answers a question he seems so nervous and giggly I’m beyond second-hand embarassed for him. I know part of his charm is his adorkableness, but this, I don’t know, I’m not feeling love, but pity and shame. Rob, I don’t like those feelings associated with you! Please, get your game on or I’m switching to Christoph, dude! Consider yourself warned!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Hmm. I cannot understand what they are saying because I don’t have a sound card on my work PC, but I’ll work off body language. What is Rob fidgeting with? Looking at his body language, he does not seem relaxed at all. He looks like he’s waiting to see the principal. Maybe he did something wrong and is trying to figure out what he’s about to get nailed for.

      On that note, I’m not fantasizing about Christoph being the principal.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        No, not fantasizing at all. Not fantasizing about him sitting in a big creaky swivel chair behind a sturdy steel government-issue desk. Not fantasizing about him wearing a shirt and tie and no pants, telling Rob he’s about to get punished. No, not at all.

    • pukesten says:

      I think he feels overwhelmed in the company, I dont think he’s 100% confident with his place in the acting world!

    • lola says:

      I definitely see your point! lol One thing though, Rob is in a very awkward position with WFE and his costars. On one hand he’s costarring with two Oscar winners, and on the other hand his dreamboat status tends to overshadow R and C, and all they end up doing half the time in promotional interviews is comment on how dreamy Rob is and what’s he like. It would be very embarrassing to be in his position, and more than anything I see him being embarrassed and self conscious and mortified at different turns.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I don’t know what he’s fiddling with, something he found on the table. But he seems especially nervous when they keep mentioning his name and he has no idea what they’re saying about him! That’s gotta be a little unnerving.

    • dazzledtodeath says:


    • Skay says:

      The first impression I got was Rob looked tired, jet lagged. Add that to not being able to understand 1/2 of what is being said can make you uncomfortable. At least it would make me uncomfortable. Chris is the only one of the 3 that understands everything being said.

      BTW, I loved listening to Chris speak german! Thanks for posting that!

    • I've been Robbed says:

      I would feel a bit on edge too, if someone was speaking in a language I didn’t understand, about my performance and my movie (at one point Christoph mentions a word that sounds like protagonist, gestures toward Rob, mentions something about his good looks, but who knows what else he is saying or the reporters). And Rob’s first question was the reporter basically canning his love scene. That’s just great. This press conference seemed like an outlier to me.

  13. roslynselene says:

    OMG, look at how CUTE Edward and Bella are on their honeymoon


    One thousand years later.

  14. lola says:

    omg, I fell in love with the robtoph pictures too.

    and Rob is a little bit spacey in these promotional interviews, but he seems really tired and let’s face it, Christoph is an alpha male. rob’s sorta being his bitch, and that’s okay-cause all of are Christoph’s bitches, and we should grateful for it.

  15. LatersBaby says:

    “It’s like you’re looking directly at me saying, “Oh.. you thought your love for me was waning? You thought that feeling you’ve felt so long was “finally” gone? And you were glad? Right. Think again. I’m gonna look at you. Like this. And you’re gonna continue to be screwed. You’re welcome.”

    Blowing up this quote and putting it on my fridge!

    BTW: New shot shows our boy is Big In Europe.

  16. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    Dear UC,

    your Take 1 is exactly what happens when Rob looks directly at you. He didn’t even have to raise the eyebrow and I was screwed for the next few years. And there was silence, and the sun started to shine brighter, the birds were singing, my head started to swirl … you know, the usual when Rob’s around.

    Love, Me

  17. maggie says:

    OK. I’m semi-revived. I actually logged on to share this pic and say something about how this man just kills me, but after the BIE pic, this one just seems a bit insignificant at the moment. (Excuse me for just a minute ……….THUD!)


  18. LadyN says:

    ohhhhhhhhh i wanna see him do what he does with his other eyebrowwww 😀

    Do it, Bob!


    ps. let me NOT talk about the luck of having to leave Paris ON the 28th when I could have totally asked to get a flight the 29th instead to TOTES have the chance to stalk Bob!!!! LET ME NOT!!!! FML. That is all.

  19. roslynselene says:

    I (might, not really, sorta) know where Rob gets those full lashes and lustrous hair! I was just watching a show called “Best of LA” (there was nothing else on TV) and they were talking about a company called Revitalash which sells products to make your lashes longer and fuller and a foam for your hair to make it thicker and softer.

    Anywho, the lady said that Twilight used their products for the movies. Bhahaha! I could only think of ONE person who has long/full lashes and gloriously thick hair. Rob, you have some ‘splaining to do. 😉

  20. Fel says:

    “If I can do THIS with my eyebrow imagine what I can do with my……..other eyebrow!”

    Hilarious. Thank you- I needed a laugh.

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