News in Rob’s world

*update: this post seems frivolous in light of recent events. Thanks to our military and allies for working hard to help keep us ALL safer. Score one for the world!*

Dear LTR-ers,

Because Rob’s out and about whoring for Water for Elephants all over the world there’s lots to see from his red carpets to photo calls to interviews. Soooooo I’m going to sum up the interesting stuff here for us all so we don’t have to shift through page after page of video and 9238490234 photos of the same suit from press calls. You’re welcome!

Even if you don’t speak German the eyes and faces Rob makes while some man interprets IN GERMAN are worth this…
Most important thing I learned from this video:
Rob probably got up early and watched the Royal Wedding like the rest of us fools. Or maybe he’s just very romantical at heart.


Rob hasn’t met a wildly colorful suit or a weird eye brow raise he didn’t like

Mark Zuckerberg has officially changed the “LIKE” gif on Facebook from a blue thumbs up to this picture. We approve… or should I say we LIKE!!!! (rim shot!)

Robert Pattinson was chosen as the new spokesboy for Bump-Its! He’s super thrilled as you can see.

This lighting guy is totally pissed he missed the NFL draft because he had to make sure Bella and Edwards ocean make out was properly lit. Mother effer.
When Rob needs new clothes he goes online and google searches “cheap, ugly, inappropriate sweatshirts.” That’s how he got this, the “Get off my dick” shirt and pretty much everything else he owns. Dean also got this chicks number.

Hot DAAAYYUUUMM this boy can make a suit look goood.

Am I right? Am I right?! Who I am kidding we’ve known that since day one! Well… that’s pretty much all that matters from his time in Europe… did any of you happen to go out and see Rob at the premieres? If so why haven’t you written us?! RUDE 🙂

Happy Monday (ugh),

So seriously, did anyone make it out to a premiere? Was Rob as beautiful as an Arabian desert in that beige/brown suit? Did he profess his love to you in Barcelona/Berlin/Paris/etc etc??

Thanks Robsessed, RP Life and your emails!

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125 Responses to “News in Rob’s world”

  1. Cazza says:

    I did make it out to the NY premiere. Does that count? First time seeing him in the flesh and boy, he looked good and he can most definitely wear a suit well. Even my husband who will slag his acting skills off at every moment, did admit that Ron is a good looking guy in real life – there is the man love right there for you.

    One thing I discovered in NY is my tolerance for waiting in a line is pretty low. We managed to wait all of 3 hours in the wristband line before ditching it for the bar. Those more committed souls, waited outside in the cold and rain for 16 hours to get front row whilst my hotel bed was calling me. We ended up turning up the next day, waiting for 3 hours and then getting a perfect viewing spot at the prem. We even made it onto the MTV and Popsugar live feeds due to waving an elephant in the air – yes, I brought a prop.

    So it was a great weekend.


    • Cazza says:

      Not sure if this link will work but this is my video from the NY weekend, which I might add my hubby made for me.


      • LatersBaby says:

        Gorgeous video! Perfect lyrics. I was standing in the pen not far from you-remember seeing your elephant and reading you shortly there after posts.
        Love it all!
        Thank you.

      • amynkansas says:

        Great video! props to your hubs!

      • robgirl86 says:

        great video! 🙂

      • drsaka says:

        Really great vid!

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        What a great husband. Great music choice + looks like you had a good view. Random question – who is that brown haired guy who is always with Rob. Is he backup security to Dean? I see him a lot of photos…also that blonde woman, she seems to show up on every red carpet event too. I like them, they look all secret agent like.

        • The Old One says:

          Ah, the inner circle! I think you’re talking about Nick Frenkel, Rob’s manager, and Stephanie Ritz, his agent. It seems Rob has no publicist, and not sure if he has a personal assistant, so those two lucky lucky people get to accompany him everywhere and fill those roles. I’m sure Nick is the one who is responsible for Rob wearing underpahnts and having his shirt on right-side-out, but it’s an uphill battle.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            Thanks. I knew someone here would know who they are. Nick is sort of cute.

      • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

        What a great video- good on the husband! Love that killers song- one of my favourites. Looks like you had a great time to boot. X

    • JellyBeanRainbow says:

      That was you? I should have known you’re LTR people.

      Besides the girls I was with ( and Rob, obviously),you were my favourite person there. We were the group standing behind your group.
      There was also Kathleen we met there and spend some time with and she’s awesome, too. I hope she starts reading and commenting here, she’s really really funny.

      • Cazza says:

        No way, that was you lot!! Small world or what. I was actually with the Twitarded blog girls but LTR, is still my first love.


    • robsfuturemate says:

      Big props to the hubby and you are super cute!! Glad you had a good time 🙂

  2. LatersBaby says:

    Yep. I am one of the ones who hasn’t written a letter yet. And I’m one of the fools who waited all night and got no closer than those who did not. (I’m not as smart as Cazza) I’ve posted my bitter tale elsewhere, but didn’t want to use LRT as my personal PR firm.

    I can still tell you a bit about it. (Especially in a couple of days when RL gets easier.)

    Much love-

    • LatersBaby says:

      LRT? LTR–see, real life is making me crazy. But post typos are nothing new to me.

    • Cazza says:

      I was no 53 in the wristband line before ditching. I know if I and the rest of my merry inmates had stayed, we would have made the front row. I just couldn’t do it. However, those further up the number count, basically looked as if it wasn’t worth the wait due to be four rows back on the actual day – I’m guessing that was you ; (

      I’ll also point out that my hubby ended up buying us three folding foot stools to stand on, hence our ability to see everything and been seen ourselves ; 0


      • JellyBeanRainbow says:

        I was around number 70 at the beginning and got bracelet no. 54 at 9 am.
        It wasn’t thaaat bad, and it was “only” 14 hours. My hotel was around the corner and I was in dry clothes all the time, and once I even went to bed and tried to do the concise sleep (sleep 20 minutes and be awake 40 min – and then repeat…) but couldn’t sleep at all.
        Kathleen went and bought folding chairs for us, the deli around the corner was opened 24/7, the girls around me were full of life and I wasn’t tired or sleepy at all until 7 am, but if I stayed in line until 7, I decided I will wait 2 more.

        I was in first row and got my EW autographed by Rob and Reese, and Rob was standing in front of me and he looked at me and it was MAGIC.

        Now I’m glad I did it, but I don’t think I will do it again. Being in second or fourth row and not waiting at all would be good enough.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Well, when you put it that way. 14 hours for a chance at Rob eye contact? Worth it. Does his signature look spider-y?

        • Cazza says:

          I was just happy seeing him in the flesh. I also had to remind myself that I had ditched my hubby in the Hilton bar on our wedding anniversary weekend. He didn’t mind one bit but i wasn’t prepared to sit it out when I had a decent room at the Trump calling my name ; 0

          For those that did, you deserved the front row of the cage!

  3. robsfuturemate says:

    Yes, it does seem a little silly to be updated on the news of Mr. P when the world has had a major news breaker. Buuut here I am checking in like always. It’s a good day and a little Rob always makes it better!
    A big THANK YOU to all the troops for helping to keep us safe everyday!!

    • LatersBaby says:

      Indeed. Twitter was an odd place last night. Every 20th tweet on so (on my feed) said something like, “Blah, blah, blah… does anyone have a good one-shot of Emery and Bella?”

      I don’t want to be rude by unfollowing people–but last night had icky moments.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Second all this.

      And agree that Twitter is a weird place to find out about breaking news events. I tried to check news sites after the “Breaking News” alert came up on TV (but no hints as to what breaking news was). Tried to access news sites on by BB browswer (super slow), none loaded. So I checked Twitter and instant news gratification. Not the best news source, but fastest and most-easy-loading news source, for sure.

  4. Katie S says:

    “Dean also got this chicks number.”

    Called it!!!!!! #TeamSteve

  5. drsaka says:

    Nice sweatshirt, Rob.

    All I got from the German interview was Rob saying’ and a bar next door’.

    Peace to everyone today.

    • drsaka says:

      BTW- Rob was a model for Bump-Its yeas ago in one of the Hackett’s pics- he’s their best spokesperson!

  6. robgirl86 says:

    It’s a really odd feeling to watch an entire video in german on LTR:)
    Nice…and there is another one Rob saying “Guten Morgen”<–dead me, his accent is soo endearing..

    I saw WFE yesterday and i really liked it, especially the beautiful pictures and settings.The 3 did a good job and I surely will watch it again.
    On another note I was last friday at Hyde Park in London to watch the Royal Wedding on a maxi screen (ignoring any Rob premiere here) and it was great, such a nice day & party everywhere in the streets, the coolest thing ever!

    Also i met for the first time a LTR girl and that was AMAZING!
    of course..

    Peace to everyone today….like Drsaka says….

    • The Old One says:

      I really wished I knew some German so I could understand what Christoph was saying, because he seemed so articulate and funny!
      And who did you meet from LTR in London? We need to know! And did you see the BIE picture?

      • robgirl86 says:

        well, i didnt say it, maybe the girl wants to do it by her own:) ?, she is amazing and it was instantly a very “familiar” feeling, and that’s just great…
        yep i saw the pic….haha…epiccccccccccc

        and have to say
        BIG compliment to British people, they know how to party and to keep things still in order and nice!
        Christoph has an austrian accent from Vienna, very articulate and very endearing..

        • Goodgirl Gone Plaid says:

          Awww, thanks RG! You are very sweet to say!
          It was really great meeting you too!
          Sing it together – we are the Rob!
          Peace out. Xx

        • The Old One says:

          Tell us if Christoph has dubbed his own part in the German version of Wasser für die Elefanten? (I just like the way that sounds!)

      • robsfuturemate says:

        Confused! I thought it was BIParis, what’s the E for?

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Glad your back, we missed you! And that’s so cool that you met an LTRer!! 🙂

  7. pemphredo says:

    I’ve managed to get tickets for the recording of the Graham Norton show tomorrow – should be interesting as Norton’s humour is very adult and we all know Rob has no verbal filter…. let’s see how much of the filming actually makes it onto the show.

    • Apple says:

      “Rob has no verbal filter” <—- I´m cracking up….that´s great xD

    • drsaka says:

      And often GN has some sort of game or thing for the guests to perform. There is also lots of interacting with the audience.

      This should be a classic! Please report back every little detail including how many times Rob blushes!

      Have a great time-

    • LatersBaby says:

      Are you going with some friends who met online? I know a group who is going.

      • pemphredo says:

        I’m taking my daughter and will probably end up at the back of the queue since we can’t travel down from Birmingham until the afternoon. We’re guaranteed entry with the priority tickets but expect to be way up in the gods.

        It will still be fun, just wish I could have come up with a good enough story for the red chair!

        • LatersBaby says:

          Such a fantastic show–you’ll have a blast! I’m sure we could help you come up with a red chair story.

    • GoodgirlgonePlaid says:

      Ded jel!
      I was watching last weeks so show with Adele & Miranda thinking it was the best one…Ever! I hope I’m wrong. You HAVE to share all the juicy details! Lucky lady!

    • Cath says:

      Lucky, lucky you! It’s gonna be epic, can’t wait to see it!

      Have loads of fun!

    • JayUK says:

      I’m just so wired about Rob being on GN this week. As far as I know, Rob has never done a TV chat show here in his homeland – so hopefully it will be truly memorable. Especially if the verbal filter is switched off!
      And if he loves those rather inappropriate YouTube videos of people falling over, he will crack up at Stories in the Red Chair!!
      Can’t wait!

  8. Apple says:

    I could explode everytime I see those pictures with the “nice dressed” chick. She is really rude. She´s a journalist of a german daily newspaper and met him at the airport in Miami. There she tried to get next to him but first was refused by his bodyguard. Then HE aksed her where she came from and when she answered “Germany” he sarcastically replied: “Oh what a nice way to say welcome….” Then she asked him what he wanted the most at the moment and he answered “To walk along here like a normal person.” Poor Rob….

  9. MariaCecilia says:

    Yes: WHY wasn’t Rob invited to the Royal Wedding?? The cheek! I had to watch the whole thing at work during my lunch hour because they set up a big screen in the lunch room: I would have enjoyed it much more if I could have gotten a glimpse of Rob-ness instead of highness.. (BTW I just know that Rob is a romantic at heart. All he needs is a pizzeria, a bar AND a romantic wedding.)

    No, Rob has never been within 100 miles of me at any premiere, so far..sadly. Otherwise you would have heard of it first!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I bet he wasn’t invited because that would mean an additional $5M in security costs. That plus maybe they were worried that Kate might see Rob and decide she has some more oats to sow?

    • JellyBeanRainbow says:

      The word on the street (=Twitter) was that was Rob wasn’t invited because no one would look at Kate and Will if he was there.

      • MariaCecilia says:

        Too true – but the wedding would have had a zillion more followers! And I would have forgotten my lunch..

  10. roslynselene says:

    Never seen Rob in RL (boo-hoo 🙁 ) You lucky lucky girls who have already seen them, I envy you.

    Sooo…this Debbie chick (aka the girl who beat the Pattinson Pants Lady in a contest of creepy fangirls by making a RL Rob-fanfic). Are we just gonna look the other way? Are UC and Moon gonna break it down?

    I read the first chapter and the 11th (aka the one where she is no longer the 41 year old virgin). I should win an award. Or a bottle of brain bleach. (The latter will be very much appreciated)

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      You made it farther than I did. The photos. It might have been almost normal if she hadn’t included all the photos and actual names. OMFG. So second hand embarassed. I feel like catching a plane out of the country on her behalf.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Oh and I loved her disclaimer. “I do not own Rob Pattinson.” She does get points for that.

        And the purple satin nightie.

    • maggie says:

      This sounds really bizarre. I’m going to have to read it at home tonight. (Do I really want to??)

      Missed you yesterday, Ros. Were you able to see WFE yet?

      • roslynselene says:

        @Nat, she could have lied and uploaded a picture of someone else. WHY real pictures? Why?! Purple nighty? Don’t think I remember. I read ch.1 and ch 11 *not* 1-11. So I have no idea what happens in between. Lol We really need to break down the 2 chapters I read and what you read as well.

        @Maggie, did you guys have fun? How was it? And ummm, if you can get past the casting pictures, then I think you can make it through the first chapter. I’ll post a link for the brave souls out there:

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          Yes, really the photos are what disturbed the most. Even photos of some guy with his ex wife and then the next with his current wife.

          Sometimes fiction and truth are equally strange. I suddenly feel much more normal, now, though.

          • roslynselene says:

            Yeah, and what does the little old lady have anything to do with this story. Most importantly WHY are all these people in this story and HOW do they fit into it? The world may never know…

            I also feel more normal. What’s with all these crazies lately? Last week was the crazy chick and her cheese wheels and nipple clamps. Now this? What’s going on?

        • maggie says:

          We had a good time. We both got to the theater earlier than we planned so we had more time to chat. I liked WFE even better this time. I told rfm that I think it was because I was with a fellow LTRer/Robsessor. Funny thing – almost the entire audience besides us and 5 or 6 other people were around 85yrs old! They seemed to be loving it. I’m not sure that they were there for Rob (although, why not?), Hal, or just the beautiful movie and the story about reflecting on one’s life, choices and second chances. Methinks it’s the latter.

          OK, so I looked at the photos of the “cast of characters” on my blackberry. This is a bit creepy and scary. I’m intrigued to read at least some of whatever this is, tho. First thing on my to-do list after dinner tonight. (Now THAT’s creepy and scary…)

          • roslynselene says:

            That sounds great! Glad you guys hung out a little longer. 🙂 I still haven’t gotten my butt to a theater (RL is being rude and not giving me a chance to go). I would have loved for my “first time” to be with you guys. Lol Old peeps watching WFE? How cool! Yeah, I’m guessing it’s the latter, unless the great grannies really do have a thing for RPattz. Yeah, I did just type that name out.

            DOOOO EET! Read it. It’s hilarious. Well, to me it was. I laugh when I get nervous and 2nd hand embarrassed. Idk, that’s just how I deal with embarrassment.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            i wish i could have loved WFE, but i guess i just had too many issues with the director’s style (go ahead, thumbs down me, i’ll understand). too much emphasis on the sets, not enough on the story or characters. guess that is a common gripe with most books that have been turned into movies, though. i do did think all actors did their best with what they had – rob, reese, christoph, tai were all amazing. and hal holbrook – he got me all teary. i’d see the movie again and again just for him, such a fantastic actor. i just sort of wish the movie had a different “feel” to it. but just the same, it was well worth the admission.

          • LatersBaby says:

            I agree, Nat. I thought a couple of subtle changes from the book made all the difference in the world when it came to the chemistry question. Marlene needed to be in much more jeopardy from the start. Ok… I could write a lot on this, so I’ll stop there.

          • The Old One says:

            Maybe the 85 year old thing is because they’re re-living their childhoods? Not many movies come out about the 1930s. And this movie doesn’t have all the explosions and gore and sex that our poor seniors might object to?

          • maggie says:

            @nat: I do know what you mean. I thought there were too many scenes of Marlena telling August that she wouldn’t leave him, kissing him, etc. and not showing her fear or hatred of him enough. I guess in a movie you do have to concentrate on the visual – and this was such a visual story.

            @the old one: I thought about that – that the elderly people may have gone to just this type of circus when they were children. And also about it being just an old-fashioned movie. I actually kind of loved it that they were there. Maybe we’ll be hearing from some new 85yr old Robsessors.

            Rob: This premiere road trip thing of yours is killing me. For example, here’s the latest from Barcelona. Can’t you just do something awful and not be so gorgeous while you’re doing it??? I can’t take much more…….


        • robsfuturemate says:

          Yes, we missed you Ros! We’ll have to get together again soon! Maggie, it was so fun to see the movie with you! I kind of wondered what it would be like sitting next to someone who was thinking exactly what you were thinking about Rob…it wasn’t so creepy 😉

          • KeepOnKeepingOn says:

            I wish I had someone who adores Rob the way I do to watch WFE with me. I’ve seen it twice. The first time with my two best friends and the second with my hubby. I had to keep my Rob comments to myself both times (well, a few did slip when I was with my bf’s). They just don’t get it.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Haven’t read it yet. There’s too much Rob to catch up on before I even get started glancing at that nonsense! Although, I love the thought of feeling more normal so I’ll check it out.

        • KeepOnKeepingOn says:

          Holy $h!+… That was all kinds of creepy! I kinda feel sorry for that misguided woman. I just wonder how Rob would react if he ever stumbled across that particular fanfiction. I didn’t even make it past the cast of characters. It made me feel all kinds of weirded out! I don’t think I could tolerate the actual story. Geez. Poor Rob. I wonder if there are other celebrities with fans at that calibre of crazy?!

      • roslynselene says:

        Rumor has it, Cathy Coug is the beta for Debbie’s ff. Lmao How perfect would that be? 😀

        • JellyBeanRainbow says:

          …. ” Cathy Coug is the beta for Debbie’s ff “…..

          Can someone explain this to a non english or american native speaker?

          I was on Twitter when Debbie’s awesome work of art was the main thing before Obama took over and I couldn’t believe it, because
          That is NOT normal.
          I couldn’t read it completely, but read the first few sentences, titles of the chapters and epilogue. It would have been funny if it wouldn’t be so sad . And the photos….

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            Cathy Cougar (aka CathCoug) = Catherine Hardwicke, director of first Twilight and perv mistress extraordinaire. Lover of Robsten, creator of “just try one thing” magic.

            Beta = some person who tests out fanfics for an author? Like basically an editor/reviewer who keeps authors in line. Someone who would hopefully prevent authors from posting photos of family and friends along with a torrid/ridiculous fan fiction involving author and Rob. In a sentence: “That Debby chick really needed a Beta…would have prevented a lot of embarrassment.”

          • JellyBeanRainbow says:

            I know who Cathy Cougar is, that’s basic Twilight fan knowledge. 😉

            Thanks for the beta explanation. I don’t read FF, so I had no idea.

  11. roslynselene says:

    Oh BTW- I thought that sweatshirt said “Good F*ck”. Would have been funny if it did, though. Either way, do.not.want. Give it back to that kid in high school who thinks he’s a bad ass motherlucker.

    • KeepOnKeepingOn says:

      Oh, that’s funny! So true, too. Rob def. needs to give that shirt back. It’s hideous. But, his style(or lack thereof) is just one of the endearing qualities that have me besotted with the fellow;)

  12. maggie says:

    Have you noticed how the sex hair is slowly, but surely returning as he moves from premiere to premiere? His hair grows fast. Can’t wait to see what it will look like by the time he gets to Australia.

    • LatersBaby says:

      YES! I’ve been documenting it one hair pull at a time.

    • The Old One says:

      I was thinking he needed to grow his hair out as much as possible before Cosmopolis starts filming, because that movie is basically about a guy driving across town to get a haircut. They’re going to have to think very carefully about the filming schedule and how that works.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Srsly! I’m looking at Barcelona pics and it almost looks like it could get out of control! It shouldn’t be surprising though, we’ve seen his facial hair growth!!

  13. maggie says:

    Also, who’s in charge of all these suits? Is there someone who manages 9 or 10 suit bags on the flights and makes sure that they’re all hung up, pressed and ready to go? And who decides which suit goes with which premiere? I could do that. Rob, if you don’t have as “suit manager”, I’m available for the job.

    Thank you to all the troops who made the world a safer place.

  14. Susiecueablelovesrob says:

    Is it just me or does Rob look better than ever these days?? He looks happy, rested, healthy (clean) and he’s so cheerful in his interviews. I really admire him for working so hard and he must be so fed up giving interviews by now but he keeps going.
    Also read today that Rob thinks *older* women are exiting – he was dating a 26 year old woman (dude, that’s old…..ha!)when he was just 17! Anybody knows who this is? Somewhere out there, theres a 34 year old women who could tell stories……..(no just kidding)! Lucky, lucky lady!!!!

    • Susiecueablelovesrob says:

      Sorry for misspellings – late, late at night…..

    • The Old One says:

      Rob IS known to exaggerate just a teensy bit sometimes. Maybe it was really Nina Schubert, who is only 3 or 4 years older than he, I think.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        One of my Google alerts told me that he lied to Matt Lauer re: seeing the clown car go into flames in front of him? Truth? Fiction? TOO, as Rob archivist, I’m looking to you.

        • robsfuturemate says:

          Yes, in a new interview Rob said he lied. But he also told the story the first time saying his sisters told him the clown died and he just found out 2 years ago they were kidding.

          Who knows? It’s ROB!!!

        • roslynselene says:

          Yeah, that little liar lied (duh)! But you can’t believe everything Rob says, so maybe he’s lying about lying? Brain…hurts. Whatever Rob says is 1% true and 99% his imagination. Like the Buddha (Buttah) story. I was like ::shifty eyes:: “Is this dude for real?” Then I learned it was just a story he made up on the spot. Rob has quite the imagination…

          • Susiecueablelovesrob says:

            Oh, all these stories to get us excited….only to find out he’s exaggerating………(again)!
            Rob, stop it! Not good for a *older* womans heart!

  15. Katycourgar says:

    I love all of you. I am one of thise readers that laughs my ass off at all your posts. I am a true believer that our boy seems beyond happy this press tour. Maybe that is the companions that he finds himself with. Hear me out. you have already pointed out the Christoph love. That man seems downright protective of him. Going so far as to answer a question for Rob. he declared, “He can have any woman he wants.” Then there is Reese. Everything from Rob announcing that Reese woke him up to watch the Royal wedding to know how she showed up at his 24th birthday at 2 AM with 12 bottles of Vodka. He said he did not know if it was appropriate, but they both laughed and declared they liked to drink alot. I attached a clip. I have a feeling that Rob is in his happy place and he has his drinking buddy with him and Christoph is trying to keep him out of trouble as Reese leads him astray. We know from Reese he wears weird socks and from Rob Reese is a heavy drinker. It is a radio interview that they did in France. All is well in my world. Here is the link

    Keep the joy coming…………

    • roslynselene says:

      😀 Welcome! Thanks so much for the video! What an awesome interview. Lol I love Rob and Reese interviews. They’re both hilarious. Where’s the interview about older ladies and tennis?

  16. Katycougar says:

    I had one last thing. Rob told a reporter.
    “He’s marrying an older rich woman, so he can teach tennis classes, drink w/his friends, & backpack w/his baby”.
    Now is that not the Rob we could all love. I think he needs to start learning to play tennis. Maybe one of you could teach him. You know get him ready.

  17. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Ugh… I really need to be studying for the test I have coming up in, oh, 4 hours. I have this problem, though… Instead of concentrating fully on passing RN school, I come to LTR and laugh my @$$ off at the funny comments you ladies post!

  18. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Just out of curiosity, how much older must one be to be considered a cougar? A puma? Also, what’s the deal with calling Rob Ron? I must have missed that post;)

    • robsfuturemate says:

      I’m not sure all the legalities of the titles but this is what I heard.
      Cougars- over 40
      Pumas- thirties

      And I think the age gap is usually 10+ yrs.

      Rob becomes Ron very easily in typing and just kind of stuck. (if someone has a better/more accurate definition, feel free)

  19. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Hmmm… Well, if the age gap is at least ten years, then I guess I’m not either. I just recently turned 30, so I’m only 5 and a half years older than him. Hehe, notice how I didn’t round up to 6? I’m not going to, either;)

    • robsfuturemate says:

      He is going to have a bday soon, so it sounds great to me. And I think you’re the perfect age for Rob! (of course excluding the fact that I’m perfect for Rob, hehe)

  20. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Oh, and thank you for the info!

  21. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Why, thank you! He DID recently mention he likes older women, lol. Now, I just gotta get rich somehow…

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Well it depends on how much older he wants! I personally think a Puma is good for him. Not too much older, not too young! Might find one around here 😉 He can help take care of the rich part!

      • Katycougar says:

        Okay everyone remember this interview on The View? He leaves the age gap wide open. He was promoting Remember Me and a viewer asked about dating older women. He said he would. He thiinks Betty White is one of the Sexiest women in America. I think this is wide open. he says, “The more age the better.” There you have it.

  22. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Yes, he most certainly could. Don’t know why he said that about the woman being rich. Besides, I wouldn’t ask for anything anyway. He’s all I would need! And, true, about the age thing. He needs to clarify how much older he’s willing to go, lol. Or, maybe not. If it’s only a year or two, it would break my poor little fantasizing heart.

    • robsfuturemate says:

      There would be waaaay to many hearts broken. He’s to smart for that, he likes to keep us all guessing!

  23. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Oh, who am I kidding! Even if in some alternate reality where there was half a chance to have that beautiful man, he’d probably head the other direction once he saw that I have some tattoos ( nothing hideous or huge or anything remotely related to him or twilight). I just get the impression from interviews he’s given that he doesn’t care for them. Sigh… I unknowingly ruined my nonexistent chance before I ever even knew he existed. I should have known getting tattoos would bite me in the ass someday! Lol!

    • robsfuturemate says:

      Haha! More chance for me I guess, right!

    • roslynselene says:

      I don’t think he’d mind them- unless you’re completely covered in them and looking like one big walking tattoo. Lol

      If Rob had a tattoo, what and *where* do you guys think it’d be? 😉

  24. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    You’re right about that! He definitely knows where a huge population of his fans lie!

  25. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Lol, probably so! I’m just gonna pretend that he wouldn’t mind. Makes me feel better:)

  26. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Oh, no! Not covered. Just a few and you wouldn’t even know I had them unless I showed them to you.

  27. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Hmmm… if he had a tattoo, it would have to be somewhere that boxer-briefs cover. We’ve seen all other areas uncovered, lol. Just so long as it wasn’t some girl’s name, I’m sure I would find it sexy;)

  28. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    I love his hair so much! I can’t even pick a favorite style he’s worn. I like ’em all;)

  29. KeepOnKeepingOn says:

    Who the crap is that woman running alongside Rob in the airport pic when he’s wearing the hideous sweatshirt?

  30. lauren says:

    Rob panders a lot when it comes to twimoms, let’s be honest. lol I am twimom age, I find him adorable, and I also think he’s full of shit when he butters us up with “Tina Fey is the sexiest woman alive, second to Betty White” lines. He’s dating a girl who looks 18 at the most,I’ve got your real number Rob!

  31. Hon0rella says:

    I was lucky enough to be at the filming of the Graham Norton Show on Tuesday and have a whole hour of gazing at Rob. It was beyond surreal. Our group arrived an hour earlier than the allocated time for the start of queueing, and as it turned out we were allocated wristbands in the early 90’s. Ours turned out to be blue which we were told were priority and “near the front”!! Another hour for dinner (I couldn’t eat, in fact I struggled to eat all day!), and another hour outside the studio and we were in. We then had to wait for Rob and Rees to arrive before the show could get underway….an hour later than planned. By this time I was starting to think it wouldn’t happen. Graham was teasing us relentlessly. Some of us had been worrying since we heard about the tickets…a couple of us had dreams where Rob didn’t show or we were queueing the wrong place (me again!). When Rob finally appeared it was overwhelming. To be fair the crowd was pretty contained (us brits don’t go for the screaming in quite the same way as on the US shows). I know that our group were very keen to retain our dignity!! It was just being there, with him, that got to me. I didn’t want to blink. I wanted to cry. I was so proud of him and full of love. He is more beautiful in rl, looked rested and healthy, his suit was perfect, his hair is growing out a bit and looks great, his fidgeting is adorable. He was so attentive to Graham and the other guests, and just really happy in his own skin. He must be exhausted but was so professional. Part of me was a little sad that he’s more polished now, that it’s all in a day’s work for him. I was a little disappointed that he didn’t make more of being home. I do think that the U.S. kind of owns him now and his profile just isn’t the same here. I really hope I get this opportunity again but somehow I doubt it. I’ve had my turn now and I am so happy that I got it, I felt so lucky.

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