Rob Pattinson: Dancing till the world ends

Dear Rob,

I’m sitting here after a longggggg week kinda stuck on what to say to you. It’s Friday. I don’t want to go deep (twss) and get Roblosophical. There’s nothing new about you to make fun of. It’s the kind of day when Rob Porn is appropriate but I’m just not feeling it. I looked at some pictures from Cosmopolis & tried to think of vacuuming, dusting or other things I’d like you to do around the house, but nothing was coming to me. Imagine that- I couldn’t even come up with chores for you to fake do.

So it’s Friday- Rebecca Black made sure we’ll never forget it– and I just want to have fun.

And after a quick trip to You Tube I discovered that to make my Friday great, all you really need is pictures of you plus a song with a kickin’ beat and we got ourselves a GREAT start to the weekend:

First up a little S&M:

I’m trying to count how many Fan vids I’ve seen set to “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake. The number must be in the hundreds. Well, THIS one has a twist: it features the creator’s sexual fantasy about herself (I assume) & you, Rob (and it’s quite, um, realistic at times!):

Rob Pattinson is my Sunshine, and I couldn’t stop smiling the ENTIRE time I watched this video:

After finding these 3 videos my next goal was to find a video of you set to my favorite song of recent months: “Dancing till the world ends” by Britney. It HAS to exist, right? After a long search on you tube & google (and even a second search after my first search ended in me getting distracted by an hours worth of new Robsten videos) I’ve come up with nothing. Come on video makers of the world! Sexy song! Sexy man! Make it happen.

I guess I have to do everything myself don’t I? It’s not a video, but Rob Porn will do….

Baby Let Me Blow Your Mind Tonight,

Would a fan vid to “Dancing till the world Ends” blow your mind like it would mine? Any weekend plans besides oogling pictures of Rob online?

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29 Responses to “Rob Pattinson: Dancing till the world ends”

  1. dazzledtodeath says:

    Ok, the sentence “first up a little S & M” definitely caught my eye. Alas, there was no shirtless Rob in leather pants with a whip, but the video was nice :).

  2. MariaCecilia says:

    Thank you for this weeks substitute for Rob-porn, UC!
    If I wasn’t such a techno-retard I would probably have put up a gazillion videos on YouTube by now, so it’s lucky for you all I am still technologically challenged.
    Apart from all the sexy videos out there I would love to make some lovesick videos from songs celebrating impossible crushes like Robyns “Be mine” because that seems *sigh* highly appropriate. Have a good weekend y’all!

  3. Cinz says:

    Does he have the best, hottest, childlike, contagious, never-get-enough smile in the world?
    The “Get Me On The Floor” pic, that can definitely qualify as Robporn. Just in case you haven’ t realized.

  4. kristen's bestie says:

    Awww! Come on UC! How can you not be feeling the Robporn? It has been soooo long since we had a Robporn Friday and I really could have used it! Oh well…. guess I can live with that last picture.

  5. LadyN says:

    He’d soo look good in an SNL video with Justin and Andy!
    Would love to see him in this with a guitar and get down all acoustic style:

    LAWL. This calls for a manip wit mah photoshop skillzzzz.

    *sings* Friday, Friday! Everybody get down on friiiiidaaaayyy *butterfly and dips*

  6. maggie says:

    AAHK UC, I’m at work and it’s really hard to sneak in watching videos. I’ll probably have to wait until I get home tonight. I did watch the first one. (Under great cover!!) Wonderful job, Marisol, if you’re out there. Terrific editing. Smexy Rob.

    I love to make Rob videos and I’ve been waiting for some inspiration to hit me. I can’t wait to check out “Dancing til the World Ends”. Anybody else have any other songs or Robthemes that they think would make a good video?

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Pretty much the entire Tosca Suzuki album. The album is sex on vinyl, and Rob is sex on legs so…they mesh. But if Rob was a song:

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        p.s. recommend headphones and 2 glasses of wine + that song. as close to inhaling rob’s neck as i’ll ever get.

      • maggie says:

        WTF??? Where has this music been all my life???? This is as close to an audio version of looking at Robporn as one can get. I don’t think I have the talent (or the stamina to get through it without an explosion) to make a Robvideo of this. Biel could work magic with it.

        • Susiecueablelovesrob says:

          YES – Biel where are you?
          (by the way great music, I’ve never heard it before…)

  7. Jennifer says:

    This bites…computer tied up to buy foo fighter tickets and my iPhone won’t let me view the first video and this week on fb I couldn’t view the sex bomb rob video because it was stop and start wouldn’t play all the way through. As soon as I buy my foo fighter tickets then I’m getting on the laptop to give this a proper viewing.

  8. natalie_MKH says:

    I’ve never been able to watch a fanvid for more than thirty seconds. Makes me feel like a creeper. I do appreciate the time they put into making them but I just can’t stare at pics of someone for 3 minutes without feeling awkward.

    • maggie says:

      Oh my! I must spend 98.9% of my free time staring at and drooling over Rob photos and videos. I can’t seem to get enought of that mug! I also love to see the creativity of his fans. He’s a Muse to so many women.

    • roslynselene says:

      Oh my god, I was just going to say that. Yes, the videos are…well…pretty (of course) but every time I watch a Rob video, I feel like someone (Rob) is watching me. And what would I say if I got caught? It’s like getting caught masturbating or something…

      Idk how to explain. But yesm, awkward would be accurate.

    • pukesten says:

      i must say I never go on you tube to watch fan vids, I only ever youtube Rob to see an interview or something like that (I too get distracted by Robsten videos, it’s like car crash viewing want to look away but can’t)

      i like the sexy back one, clean shaven rob in a suit = win

  9. Katycougar says:

    UC I hope you are happy………….because I am happy….
    I can go into the weekend with a smile on my face………
    Sure I have some explaining to do….All I am going to say is leather+ sex+Rob Porn = Smiles…………I dare you to wipe it from my face. ♪☺♥ ♪☺♥ ♪☺♥ ♪☺♥

  10. RobWho? says:

    I think it was the post about the 2011 MTV Movie Awards when everyone was commenting on their “second-hand embarrassment” for Rob as he gave his painstaking speech, supposedly roasting/toasting Reese Witherspoon. Well if that’s second-hand embarrassment then I have no idea what it is when I watch those fanvids!

    I feel like a Creeper McCreepster and it makes me realize that there are much more productive outlets for the fandom…like this blog that has a hefty dose of snark and reality.

    Thanks ladies, I kinda wish I knew you two in real life, but I promise I won’t hack into your email and track you down a la freaky fandom style.

  11. Jessica says:

    Mmm… Thanks for the videos and that picture! They made my night. 🙂

  12. I just realized that I had my one year LTR anniversary the other day!! It hardly seems possible that it is only a year, I feel like LTR has been my home for ages!

    Thank you Moon, UC and all of you lovely LTRer’s for the wonderful welcome here! You have become some of my most dearest friends and my RobFamily! I love you all!

  13. pukesten says:

    ok I finally caved and joined twitter as pukesten
    only page so far I’ve figured out how to add is letterstotwilight!!!

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