Dreams about Rob Pattinson
It’s been awhile since I’ve had one (but The Gos was in my dream the other night- hellooooo!) but I know you guys are still dreaming about Rob evidenced in this letter by tupelohoney!
Dear Rob,
UC told us a while ago that dreaming about you was totally normal [<—- UC NOTE: a long while ago! Read that for good times!) so I thought I’d tell you about a few of mine. Since my obsession with you, um, I mean since my acute fondness for you began you’ve visited me in my dreams several times. This may be in part because I set the stage for it, so to speak, practically every night before going to bed. After everyone here is asleep and the house is quiet, I spend a few minutes (or an hour) checking out the latest on Robsessed and watching a few (or 20) of my favorite Robporn videos on youtube. And the last thing I do before shutting my computer down for the night is listen to you sing “I’ll be your lover too”. It’s become my own personal lullaby:
Some of the dreams are so vague that I barely remember them. I just wake up happy knowing that you were there somehow during the night. In one of these all I remember about it is you saying “I’ve got to go see SouthernBelle, I’ll be riiiight back…” (yeah SB, I’ll share with you girl!). And some are quite vivid. Especially the ones about you/Tyler wearing a blue t-shirt in a jail cell….but I think those are probably too naughty to mention. All beat up and bloody? You’ve never looked hotter, trust me.
I remember my first dream about you very well. In it, I woke up alone in my bed wearing my University of Tennesse Vols jersey (must have been football season). Don’t know why that part is so clear. Anyway, I could hear Bob Seger singing, which was probably what woke me. I sat up in bed wondering where the music was coming from. Suddenly the music got louder and the song changed. The new song was “Old Time Rock & Roll”. My bedroom door opened and there you were wearing a white button-down shirt, black boxer briefs and white socks. You slid into the room, grabbed my hairbrush off the nightstand to use as a microphone and started dancing like Tom Cruise in Risky Business! Except that you were better and and 10 times hotter. I sat there with my mouth open in awe, unable to move a muscle while you danced and sang your way to the end of the song. When it ended you came over to stand in front of me. Before I could utter a single word, you gave me a light kiss on my nose and disappeared. Just like that! I finally managed to whisper “Come back” but you were gone. Then I woke up. Don’t know where that dream came from because I haven’t seen Risky Business in years!
Come here baby….
In another one, a few of my friends and I were sitting at a table having drinks in a loud, smoky pub. Bob Seger was singing on the jukebox. Don’t know what it is about you and Bob Seger in my dreams but anyway, I excused myself to go to the restroom, um, I mean the loo (love that word, for some reason). There was a line so I stood there waiting. Someone touched my shoulder and I turned and saw that it was you. Somehow I wasn’t surprised by this. You said “Ooh, there’s my little tiger lily..” (What? No spider monkey?… Okay.) You pulled me over to a dark corner and pinned me against the wall with your body (the dream was so real I could feel every inch of you…). We shared a kiss. You tasted like cigarette smoke and cinnamon gum. When it ended I was dizzy. Then you said “Wanna go for a swim?” ( What? WTF? Where?). I said “Sure” (anything you say baby). You started kissing me again. And then I woke up! Damn it! Why do I always have to wake up just when it’s starting to get good?
Well actually…. I don’t always. One day I was home alone and decided to spend that time perusing my Robporn stash. I then decided to take a little nap. Let’s just say I didn’t wake up when it got good. Not for a while anyway. But something did eventually wake me. I think it was probably the sound of my husband’s truck turning into the driveway. I got up and came into the kitchen just as he walked through the door. I guess you could say I attacked him…. we never made it any further than the rug in front of the door. He was shocked, to say the least but he wasn’t complainin’… He just looked at me and said “Whoa there Sugar, what got into you?” I just smiled sweetly and did not say a word… I think I would have probably felt more guilty about what got into me if he didn’t have this “thing” for Queen Latifah (don’t ask… I’m not sure I understand that one myself).
So Rob, what got into me? Well, it was you baby. Just you. Just you in all of your adorkably f*ckhawt gorgeous glory! You got into me. Wish I could say that lit’rally. But since I’m fairly sure that ain’t never gonna happen… please feel free to visit me again in my dreams anytime. I like waking up with a smile on my face. All hot and bothered too but definitely smiling……
tupelohoney
So let’s hear it! What have YOUR dreams about Rob been lately? And if you haven’t had one then you must not be a Rob Fan!!***
After the Jump(ing Rob) some sort-of- Rob funnies:
Our friends Lili & Amber from Shack of Soul found this EPIC picture of Rob-pal, Sam Bradley, picking his wedgie. Move over Jumping Rob, it’s all about Wedgie Sam now:
If you’re not laughing then you’re dead inside.
**This is a joke cuz I’m tired of being told/accused of not being a “Rob Fan” on the Rob blog I’ve run since December of 2008!!!! I love jokes!!!
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
Any Robdream is a good one!
Great dreams. I’ve had many. My favorite: I’m at a celebrity car race with the hubs to watch Rob. He is involved in a crash. I jump over the fence running onto the track screaming “not his face, please God not his face!!!!!”. The look on my husbands face was priceless; disgust, pity and 2nd hand embarrassment all rolled into one.
Hey what’s to Thumbs down about this? I think that in an awesome dream. You are obviously a caring person. The concerns for Rob’s face and other parts as well is admirable. This is a good dream indeed.
Just discussing this topic last night. In summary: I’ve had one Rob dream, but it wasn’t sexy. He was showing me his book collection. Which has potential to be sexy, yes. But in the dream, he was trying to stand close to me, trying to lean in for a kiss, but I kept backing a way. I was sabotaging myself, even in a dream. It was miserable. I don’t know what sort of f’ed up synapse sequence was responsible for that dream debacle. That was months ago, so long ago that I cannot even remember. Maybe January? I will say that he’s not a bad book binder. Very nice leather, handbound with thread, very professional.
On a related note, I had a Twilight dream last night. I’ve been watching Twin Peaks, which sort of reminds me of Forks. Anyhow, in the dream, Cooper was telling me he figured out the key to reading Twilight. The key is to have someone else read it to you while you are wearing protective earwear. Instead of listening, you sense their vibrations. Later, during sex, you ask questions about key plot points. Just thought I’d pass that along, since it was a little more interesting than my single Rob dream.
Oh, two more things:
1. Great letter, tupelohoney! And envious of your Rob dreams.
2. Who is that broody dude behind Bella? Totally my type (love guys who stare into empty coffee mugs as they fondle the rim). Bet he’s all sex sex sex. I need to rewatch Twilight for a better view of him. Somehow I cannot remember him – bar guy, cat guy, money people, but not him.
I also cockblocked myself in one of my only Robdreams–I dreamed about Dean blocking the door to where Rob was–really, WTF?
I rewatched Twilight recently (it had been about a year since the last viewing) and realized how much stuff I missed before. Did you know that restaurant was called The Bloated Toad? How did I miss that before?
I swear, every viewing brings new surprises (basically how I justify watching it 100 times).
Speaking of things we missed in Twilight…why don’t I remember Young Bella?
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2011/08/robert-pattinson-catherine-grimme-young.html
(Now I remember! She’s in the ballet video!!! thought I was losing it)
Thanks. I’m envious of those Rob dreams too! I don’t have them anymore!!
Dude behind Bella is Sheriff Truman, sad and dejected because he’s never been able to achieve the level of greatness that is Coop. And Lucy’s stood him up for their date at the restaurant, again. Clearly, he needs your love and comfort.
There must be some underlying reason that you keep moving away. it is time for Rob Dream Therapy.
Closeness issues.
Fear of kissing.
Maybe self-sabatage in relationships.
We are here to help you.
Awesome. I love Rob therapy. Psychotherapy, 5 cents.
Closeness issues: True. It’s just that he feels so distant. He basically acts like he doesn’t even know me, Katycougar. I give and give. In return, he pulls the “you are a strange-freak” routine and gives me the silent treatment. Maybe I don’t give enough. Maybe I give too much. Maybe you can’t ever really know anyone. Maybe just loving him is enough, maybe just knowing that I have the potential to love (a complete stranger, uh…) is enough. Yes. Feel better. Thanks.
Fear of kissing: False. I will have to dispute this. I might have fear of messing up my marriage by kissing Rob. I fear that if he kisses me, I’ll want more and more. OK, true. He’d wreck my marriage, if only he’d just quit with the total stranger business.
Self-Sabotage: True. Just by writing here, I’m messing it all up. Who writes someone for 10 months without any response, and then actually ends up dating them? No one. Well,who cares, I say. Katycougar, you’ve taught me that loving is enough.
“Who writes someone for 10 months without any response, and then actually ends up dating them? No one.”
WHAAAT!?!? Thanks for bringing me down Nat! 😉
My work here is done. It is obvious you are a perfectly normal hotblooded woman that Rob is missing out on. i do understand your cautious behavior, we all have to live in the real world, keep our marriages together.
May I recommend that you never give up though. Keep writing. Your dreams will soon change. Maybe it is just bad timing and you are just waiting for the right moment to come along.
Get the hell away from Robs books, they are distracting. Maybe you want to be in control of the situation. Think about showing Rob your etchings…..yes you can have these in a dream. He doesn’t stand a chance against you and you know it.
So “SWEET DREAMS” natteringyeahrobber.
Forks totally reminds me of Twin Peaks. The opening sequence where Bella and Charlie drive in his cruiser into town. The log truck driving through the intersection. Shots of the town of Forks. All Twin Peaks material. TP did it first!
I have do doubt that Twin Peaks’ Agent Cooper could figure out the key to reading Twilight is to wear protective earwear. Would Coop offer to do the reading? And the sex and questions about key plot points later?!
Cooper reading Twilight to me, then later asking me if he’s better than Charlie Swan in bed sounds…DREAMY.
Also, the Twin Peaks diner serves PIE, not that bogus lazy-pants cobbler crap.
Pie>lazyasscobbler, for sure.
TP music>Saga soundtrack? Don’t make me pick.
Don’t make me pick between Coop and Charlie either. Too close to call. I’d have to do a test run to really know.
Been awhile since I had a Robdream. But since I HAVE had them, there will be no complaining here!!
Great letter tupleohoney!! My naptime dreams have always been better than the night ones too! What does that mean?!
(nice Friends refference UC!)
Dear Rob —
My dream? I was sitting on your lap, facing you–actually straddling your waist. You looked me in the eyes and asked in your impeccable British way, ‘Are you sure you want to do this?’ I said yes. End of dream.
Could happen, right?
Call me.
Love,
Brenn
I wrote this letter sometime last year. Back then I had lots of Rob dreams but now? Not so much. Come back to me Rob!! lol. One of the last ones I had envolved Rob, a beach house and a juicy peach……
*involved* Sorry, can’t spell…
Hi Tupelo, yeah, same here, Rob’s been very MIA in my dreams as well, I now have nightmares feat. Liam and Joseph Gordon Levitt!!! I know….Save me Rob! 😉 Hope we can have some good Rob dreams both soon, hahahaha. Great letter!
Thanks Cath. Yep, Robdreams have been seriously lacking lately. Come save me Rob!
You need a heavy dose of fanfic. Watch Twilight, NM and Eclipse, that should help. There’s your RX to have Robdreams hahah!
Speaking of MIA Rob, here’s a little dream story for ya.
So on the opening day of WFE I saw the movie twice (for my friends, don’t judge!). And in the previews there was one for that Selena Gomez movie.
I had a dream with the kid that says “Hi” in the preview, he’s Finn from Glee.
4 HOURS OF ROB and I have not one but two dreams with 2 second FINN!!! WTHale?!
Ha! Love me some wedgie Sam!
@tupelohoney well I remember one of those dreams! LOL and thanks for mentioning me :).
Usually Rob appears in my dream when I’m not feeling well, that’s when I have the best dreams of him. Other times, he’s just a face or someone passing by(in vivid color of course). Anyway he’s always very possessive in my dreams. Too funny, one dream I had last week was Rob and Joe Magnaniello(Alcide) fighting over me LMAO! Well Rob won btw!
I had some dreams of Rob and I fighting a war, it was some kind of apocalyptic thing! Some alien life force invaded the earth and wanted to make us all into slaves so Rob and I joined forces w/ people to fight. I died in that dream, he lived. Another dream that stands out is Rob giving me a cellphone and he says that it’s our direct connection and no one, absolutely no one is to call me there LOL.
I mentioned you because Rob did! haha. Missed you lately. Def owe you some email!
I miss you too! I’ll be close over to your area in a couple of months, we can meet up! xo
Just let me know when and where. I’ll be there!
SB, was this the “phone” Rob was talking about?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/19808038@N08/4833222068/
Nice letter! SB was in one of my Rob dreams too!
We were in my living room while Rob was signing a shit ton of Twilight books for a little boy…in the middle of my living room. We waited and waited for this kid to leave with his 100 copies of Twilight so we could have Rob to ourselves.
Finalalilly, he finished and then he looked at us and started to give us flirty bedroom eyes and I L’dmao. Out of nowhere he gives SB a rose because it was her bday. That’s what I get for laughing at Rob. He ignores me. :/
Everyone dreams of me! LOL gosh that was so funny. Sorry Ros if I sabotaged your dream!
I heart this. Big time.
Thanks!!
I’ve only have one Rob dream (damn it) maybe I need to read more Robporn before I sleep, but it wasn’t even sexual, damn it again.
Rob cut my hair!! Yes, he cut my hair. With his wonderful hands. And it was the best haircut I’ve ever had. Was a bit disappointed when I woke up with the same hair.
I wonder what this means????
Well, duh. You equate Rob with great hair!
Glad I could help… :>)
Love the disclaimer………..
As for Wedgie Sam………..dear God……..we so need this…………..
Add this to Jumpin Rob and soon we will have a collection of LTR action figures. Can we add Bear to this? He could be called Barking Bear or maybe someone has a better name……….. Anyway I am thinking a possible line of Action figures here. We could make millions……………I am picturing Temper Tantrum Tom, Bump and Grind Bobbie, Laughin Lee………..The possibilities are endless.
As for Dreams……….love these, and love mine. Yes, my husband has benefited from Rob as well……although I find that my husband can never be made aware of this for the good of our marriage.
I have to admit mine have always been very sexual…………That’s good right?
One night I had a rather good one involving Rob and me in the alley of club. We had been dancing and apparently he wanted to get to know me better. I think you can see where this is going. The interesting part apparently happened in bed as my husband was awakened by my rather physical dream. He claimed I was thrashing about and moaning.
Here is my husband’s recollection of that night and the questions he had for me when he woke me up when my last moan sounded like a name at the end, and so it was.
“What the hell Katy…..Are you okay? I think you were having a nightmare……..being murdered….maybe stabbed or something, the way you moaned and thrashed around. You looked like one of those women in horror movies……… like you were possessed or something.” I know I was. I think he laughed uncomfortably at this point. “Don’t tell me it was a sex dream………….hopefully I was there.” He is looking at me with his sad puppy eyes. “I thought that because you said harder………..or maybe it was murder………. it was not very clear.” He must have interpreted the look of shock on my face as fear and it was. “You kept saying it over and over. That is what woke me up. Were you being attacked?” I answered yes to this which was not a lie and confirmed the possible murder scenario. “You kept saying a name……..it was like it started with an R…….like RRRRob.” I explained to him I was being Robbed…….I certainly was. “Oh…… robbed yeah that explains that. But still I don’t quite understand the coming part.” I am fairly creative when I explained someone was coming to save me. I wanted to let the robbers know….keep them informed you know……..and they were….not a lie. “Oh….you wanted to…..fuck Katy that is stupid. Who the hell wants to keep the robbers informed?” Well it was a stupid dream, we do stupid things. He bought it.
I love Rob dreams I just wish I could keep my mouth shut.
I have found that if I close my eyes and put myself in a fantasy about Rob right when I go to bed, it continues in a dream when I fall asleep. Those are the best. Rob is definitely not a nightmare, but to my husband he is. LOL
I dreamed of Rob last week, but I can’t remember very well what was the dream about, the only thing I know is that I wanted to sex him up, but for some reason it didn’t happen 🙁
ps.: I’m gonna write a a letter, I’ve been think about this subject for awhile. You’ll see.
Love this!
I dream of Rob, but not enough. Crap, I really need to write them down cause I just realized I can’t remember them…
I think I need to stop watching my Rob stash while doing the ironing…last night I dreamed that I was Rob’s house-keeper…not sexy at all…at least I was a sassy, sarcastic house-keeper lol.
Late to the game here, but I’ve had two Rob dreams. I know, it’s wholly unfair since I don’t like Rob (don’t ask why I’m reading LTR today). They were both pretty fun actually. One had Kristen in it… they were together in LA and out walking on the sidewalk in a neighborhood when I turned and bumped into them at the corner. I remember it being really bright and there was a fire hydrant nearby. They didn’t have Bear with them–most likely because I didn’t know Bear existed at the time of having the dream. After apologies on both ends I invited them to the party at Moon’s house I was on my way to. Very normal. And they came. But the dream ended before we reached Moon’s. I remember laughing to myself in the dream about how excited all the LTTers, er LTRers, were going to be when they saw who I brought. I was planning out my opening introductions line.
The other dream was such that could’ve led to a sexy times direction, but did not. I was at his flat, which was something like a garage apartment in LA, because clearly I live in LA and it’s very normal to casually be there. (I don’t live in LA) We’re in the bedroom area, it was more of a studio than a bedroom, so just open floorplan. I don’t remember now how I got there, but he’d asked me to run lines with him for an upcoming film. So I did. He really liked me (as an actor) and called David Slade to try and get me on Breaking Dawn (yes, I do realize this doesn’t make sense). God, I can still remember his apartment in detail. It was sooo bachelor pad. Whenever we discuss hot pockets and KStew holed up in a hotel room during NM tours, I always imagine them in this apartment I dreamed of.