So many Excuses…

Dear LTR,

There isn’t a new blog post today (this doesn’t count) and you may pick from the following excuses why:

a. The dog ate my blog post

b. I am currently making love to Rob (and blogging. Multi-tasker)

c. I went out for drinks with @Calliopeblabs & @katespencer this weekend & they converted me to a Robstener & I can’t possibly post on a blog where ROBSTEN isn’t loved & revered every moment of every day

d. My in-laws were here all weekend & I’m too exhausted & my back hurts from the air mattress I slept on since we gave them our bed since we live in 750 sq. feet of lofted space

e. Moon is sick & exhausted from her 3 weeks away from Rob

f. I’m going away today to take my baby sister to college

g. Rob is seriously SO boring lately (I think. I actually haven’t had time to find out if he’s surfaced anywhere)

h. I’m really tired

i. I’m drunk

j. All of the above

If you answered “j” for “All of the above” you would be correct. Well, except for a, b & half of c. You can figure out which half of c is true!

Sorry for so many excuses. Be back when we’re not: yelling at dogs/making love/ROBSTENing/sick/exhausted/sore/tired/bored/drunk


(Here’s a picture that makes me sad)

Sad Rob

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45 Responses to “So many Excuses…”

  1. The Old One says:

    I can’t possibly be the only comment? Hello – o – o – o ?? Anybody out there (echo – echo – echo) . . . .
    Yes, Rob, stop being so boring!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      -2? WTH? Guess you are not allowed to be bored, TOO! Back to the WFE well with you. You’ll must look at the junket photos and interviews again, you’ll look at them and like them. And laugh like it was only the 56th time you’ve seen them. 🙂


      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        my you’ll look at them and them and like them, not you’ll must. jeez, what is wrong with me today. i’m blaming my job, it is making me stupid.

  2. Anon says:

    Rob was supposedly out with celebrating andrew’s birthday this past weekend……but no pics. Yes, Rob stop being so boring. Give us our fix!

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      “The details of their evening together are dubious, but hey, we won’t question how or why Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield ended up partying together in Los Angeles this weekend.” – Guess the Rob app is malfunctioning for the tabloids too. Good thing they are holding firm to their strong journalist ethics – “not questioning how or why” lolz. Might as well throw out where, who, and what as well.

  3. natteringyeahrobber says:

    I know we all want what is best for Rob blah blah blah, and I’m sure he’s finally getting some sorely needed and much deserved R&R blah blah blah but I miss him. Miss the interviews, miss him talking, miss him giving us exactly what we didn’t realize we wanted until he gave it to us (he’s quite good at that). Miss him talking to Ellen about his lucky underpants, miss his non-sequitors with Reese, miss his goofy smile and patented hand-through-hair “make ’em scream even though I’ve stated that I hate screaming” maneuver. Sigh. I guess he’s in London? My “where is Rob” app has been malfunctioning.

    I have considered looking for a temporary (until he returns to us) Rob crush replacement, but I haven’t come up with anyone worthy. Anyone have any suggestions? Criteria: must be witty, weird, smart, eclectic and charismatic enough for me not to lose interest after a day. ANYONE? ANYONE ELSE LIKE THAT? DID NOT THINK SO!!! UGH!

    I miss you Rob. Come back to us when you are ready blah blah blah.


    • sobbingmess says:

      I was cheating on Rob with Johnny Flynn. Looking on Youtube the video The Water with Laura Marling and then Kentucky Pill, and I was done. Googled a lot of his interviews. I think he is Robs hero. Now I am hearing his new record all the day. I love you all and I am so thankful for this blog.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Just read about him. Impressed. And, he has that talented boho hobo thing going on as well.

        Might have to place him in my DILF queue – he’s a new father?? (awh!). Will check out his music when I get home and have audio capability. I love how this site always provides me with new music recommendations!

        • sobbingmess says:

          Yeah his little boy was born in March. You can see a little
          picture on his girlfriends facebook Beatrice Minns. And my absolute favorite song is Lost and found. Thanks for your reply. This all new for me.
          And yes Andrew Garfield is’nt it doing it for me either. A librarian from the other side of the world.

    • che says:

      just try PAOLO NUTİNİ.he is the best!!!!
      but im warning u may not come back to Robland again

      • che says:

        WTF! who gave me a thumb down ?..belive or not Paolo Nutini is the most gorgeous man in the world.
        show some respect 😉
        the end

    • roslynselene says:

      Alex (aka Nerimon)! He makes Youtube video and he’s British, funny, sarcastic, sings, and wears the same odd clothing. He’s there for when Rob isn’t. Like a younger Substitute Rob. 🙂
      Here’s his youtube channel.

      • maggie says:

        Someone YOUNGER than Rob!??? Please….I’ll be hauled away in handcuffs. Any “Older than Rob” recommendations???

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          LOLz, Maggie. I’m with you. Should have specified 25+. There are many hot men in this world, but all seem to be lacking something or another. AGarf isn’t working for me, even though he’s older than Rob – maybe he’ll work for you? Will check out other references posted here.

        • roslynselene says:

          Haha! I think he’s 23. Not too much younger. And sorry, I don’t have older recs. Finding men like Rob is very hard. :/

          • maggie says:

            A good man is hard to find…..or….. well…… you know the flip side of that line………

      • Katycougar says:

        I love Alex like a son……………. For some reason i can’t go there. He makes me laugh and I love his travels here, but I am not leaving my husband for him.

        That means that I am a selective Cougar even for the Brit Boys.

    • roslynselene says:

      I found one of his vids that might interest you since you’re from SF…right?

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Cute. Too young. Just turned 22? I could so be his mother, RS. I’m nearly 40! (Sure, I could have birthed Rob too, but I wasn’t having sex when I was 15 whereas when I was 18, I almost was. Thus, I am a closer mom match for Alex).

        Cute, though.

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      non sequitur not sequitor. just in case rob is reading, i want to make sure he knows i caught that error.

    • Susiecueablelovesrob says:

      Nat – try Nicholas Hoult! He has that sexy magnetism that Rob has, is witty and seems like a nice man, soft spoken and has that posh english accent and I might add a very talented actor. A bit young still but somehow I manage to look beyond that. He is the only one I cheat on Rob with!(check him out on youtube).

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Ah-hah! “I actually am one of the smartest persons in the world, actually, it’s kind of a pain.”

        1. Has an almost unconvential hotness – CHECK
        2. Charming – CHECK CHECK
        3. Smart and FUNNY – YUP (not quite Rob, but damn close)
        4. Can imagine him putting his hand on my knee in the most perfect way, as we are laughing and chatting in a booth at a pub

        Thank you for this. He’s excellent fling potential. Rob: consider yourself warned.

        • natteringyeahrobber says:

          I am doomed to make endless typos/errors when commenting on this letter. UNCONVENTIONAL. This letter has some sort of unable-to-spell spell over me.

          • natteringyeahrobber says:

            Addendum: Hoult’s birthdate (12/89) was a few months AFTER I started freshman year in college, so, uh, I’m feeling pervy now.

            Also, he was the kid in About a Boy, OMG. I can’t do this.

  4. maggie says:

    Dear Rob:

    I hate when you disappear. I know, I know. I’m supposed to love you enough to understand your need for down time, and believe me, I do…really, I do. But, since this is supposed to be a two-way relationship (what, it’s not????), I wish you’d consider my feelings at least a little bit. I’m always thinking that I’m going to lose the Roblove when you’re gone. Somehow, that never happens, but why take the chance? Show yourself – at least a little bit. Take Bear for another walk. Has he even been out of your hotel room lately?? You must be due for another grocery run. Or go visit your agent or your lawyer just once and let Nick tell the paps about it. JUST ONE TIME…..would it kill you? Do a talk show. I know you’re not promoting anything lately, but you could talk about “Cancer Bites” or maybe mention your alleged new clothing line (yeah, like I really believe THAT’S a true story – see how desperate the Hollywood rags are for news of you?).

    I guess I’ll have to keep looking at new/old videos or new wallpapers and photo enhancements (rolls eyes) until you’re rested and ready to come back to me. Just don’t take too long.

    Love you.

  5. che says:

    dear rob,
    i’ve missed u
    still love u
    and UC, all the excuses are accepted
    have fun,get drunk

  6. maggie says:

    Nat: You broke it off with AGarf?? Hope it wasn’t too painful. Hope you let him down gently.

    I checked out the names given so far. They’re all quite cute, but they seem like boys to me. They’re probably actuallty close in age to Rob, but he has that mystical manly sex thing of his going on that I don’t see in those other boys. Cute, tho……

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      Yah, I don’t know. He’s just not doing it for me – got all the right qualities, though, but I can’t make it happen anymore. Maybe after I see another one of his movies?

  7. fdrinconnue says:

    I just like when he says weird things in his interviews. I think sometimes he says things he had non planned to say, just because the question was interesting. Why not, in this boring times, try to find such questions, try to ask him unexpected things, to get to explore his soul deeper ?

  8. MariaCecilia says:

    Cheer up Rob! Don’t worry, baby – we still love you! (You can bore me to tears anytime you want: bring it on!)

  9. Katycougar says:

    Well UC your excuses are valid. No need to apologize to us.
    As for Rob…………..well the way I look at it he has been very busy. Remember he has stealth skills avoiding the press and paps these days. You have to give him props for that.

    These are things I know for sure:

    1. Rob has been in the studio and we have no idea why. You know he likes to surprise us. There are many things he could be doing at Sony. New Movie, Secret meetings…………… the usual.

    2. Walking your Dog…………. Or maybe we should I say Bear is walking you. Note to self: Ask Rob if he talked to Tom about getting a shave.

    3. Grocery shopping. Note to self: tell Rob about Wedgie Sam

    4. Visiting Friends. It is nice to see you with Tom and Sam again. Looks like you paid a visit to Andrew. I wonder what he got him for his birthday.

    5. The usual eating out and drinking until dawn. He truly enjoys this and I for one am happy for him.

    Dear Rob,
    I know you are busy. Please understand because of you being like crack we have to have our daily fix of you. I give you props for avoiding the paps, but maybe you could take a picture daily 0f yourself doing an activity and that will satisfy our need. I liked the shopping with Wedgie Sam…… me so I can explain, and I am happy to see you walking Bear with Grizzly Tom. Please get that boy to a barber.
    I might suggest that you call Ashton Kutcher. He is really good at this. He will show you how to take your picture on your IPhone and post it here at LTR. That way we can make sure that the right people get your pictures. Yes we are here to help.

    • maggie says:

      At least he could do some more of this for us.

      • Katycougar says:

        Let’s suggest this. That way we get the sound of Rob crunching ice. it is a win, win, win, win…………
        Rob closeup……….Those eyes……..Lip action……….Crunching ice. I have never wanted to be ice until this came out. Got to love Ellen for getting him to do this.

      • roslynselene says:

        Love the dude but I can NOT handle listening to people chew (and it’s even creepier that he groans and moans like it’s orgasmic). What are you eating, sir?

        • Katycougar says:

          Yes maybe it was orgasmic. I am going to have to loop this…………Okay I am thinking volume control here for roslynselene . LOL

        • maggie says:

          Ros: If the mouth and crunching bother you, just focus on the eyes and the eyelashes. They’re quite mesmerizing.

          KC: I know what you mean about the looping thing. I don’t know what it is, but whenever I pull this video up, I always watch it over and over and over and over…….

    • Katycougar says:

      See you do it like this.
      May I also suggest you back up your files on your IPHone. That way you will not delete them when you update. Just some advice from me to you.

      I love Ashton. I also like the fact that he likes older women. Maybe he could give Rob a few tips.

  10. Pattygirl says:

    saw a tweet he is busy recording for BD? Rob is a way of life,he is not just another crush. Even a tweet or two is enough for the time being.

  11. ladyofthemeadow says:

    I sincerely hope Rob’s absence is due to the intensive dog obedience classes he’s been taking with Bear. Judging from the photos where Bear is walking Rob, they’re truly needed. Obedience, toilet training, security all could be worked on. I’m pretty sure Dean is getting tired of pooper-scooping, and could use a little security help with the real crazies.

  12. Just use him to get to CDubs, Nat!!!

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