It’s Obvious… yea.

Dear Rob,

I wish I was as tech-y as Lewis and Poindexter and Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds and had video cameras recording people’s reactions to the sorta-duh-bomb that the GQ article with Kristen just dropped. If Twitter is any indication I sure hope the Emergency Response systems in these tweeter’s cities are up-to-date and well staffed tonight because shiz is getting real crazy. You never know if they’re gonna twirl and flail and tumble right into a wall and knock themselves out.

So now that the “truth” is out (allegedly) do you think everyone can close up shop and go back to their normal lives? The Robsten’s think their work has been “validated” and I’ pretty sure at this point the Nonstens have joined the IDon’tGiveaFucksten camp so can we all go back to liking Rob and Twilight and not caring so much?

Sure, I’m going to miss the popcorn fests that Twitter became so many days when lurid pictures surfaced or grainy enlarged behind the scenes photos turned gifs made the rounds but I’ve been ready to go back to the kinder, gentler days of Twilight circa 2008 pre Robsten drama for some time now.

Why not declare it a new year?!

And like Rosh Hashana last week I’d like to usher in a new year for us all. Back to liking this stuff and not wanting to strangle other fans! Now if only we could get all them embarassing convos, comments, twitter flame wars, confession tumblr’s and videos wiped from the internet for all time in a “this never happened” moment. Please internet gods, make it so!

Happy New Year! L’Shanah Tova!

Ok, so this news came out too late for us to break it down last night but don’t worry we’ll be doing it ASAP! Like probably now… while you’re reading this.

So are we all in agreeance? Even if this is crap can we call it a new year and get back to the l-o-v-e??

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64 Responses to “It’s Obvious… yea.”

  1. Jenn says:

    I miss the days where we were all in it for Twilight and this super hot vampire named Edward or Rob…sigh, those were the days.

  2. Nelle says:

    Ack! Too cryptic! I haven’t read it yet. What’s up? Can someone please fill-in-the-blanks?

  3. MrsKowski says:

    I am SO ready for the drama to be over!!

    I love Twilight! I love Rob (most days)!! Lets be friends!!!!

  4. sjaantje says:

    When I read todays post my ipod was on shuffle and this song came on. It was to perfect not to share. Today’s post has a soundtrack!

  5. Katiebird says:

    Amen to that, sister…

  6. LiLi says:

    CLEARLY she was speaking of Marcus. Since she was in his latest video and all. It’s so OBVIOUS.


  7. Roslynselene says:

    It feels good not to know what the h is going on. Stew confirmed the ‘sten?
    LA is crying all the tears today. I thought it was going to be all sunshine and rainbows.

  8. allryans says:

    I hope they never ever ever break up.

    (I’m hoping for the highest # of thumbs down ever.)

    • Edible art ? says:

      You’ll have to beat me the day the blurry kiss picture in the car came out and I said ” if you didn’t llike it you must be dead inside” – lol good times.

      I gave you a thumbs up gotta protect my record.

    • MariaCecilia says:

      Who will never break up? You mean the Brit pack?
      Nah, nothing keeps a group of guys together like sharing the same taste in music, beer, and some solid peer jealousy…

  9. Roslynselene says:

    Lol what’s with the thumbs downs? Shouldn’t the robsteners be busy in the kitchen baking Robsten’s wedding cake? ;P

    • pukesten says:

      yeh to go with the Edward & Bella wedding gift registry someone set up.

      I think I have dislocated an eyeball I’ve been rolling my eyes all day

      I don’t think I’ll ever be able to like twilight and rob again without feeling like it’s tainted by the PRsten, maybe I’m just a childish “nonsten”

  10. Kaybvee says:

    She looks gorgeous…they are together (holy duh!)


    Can Rob just please start doing some interviews and delish photo spreads?

    No alligators please…

    Thank you in advance. KBV

  11. Usualnurse says:

    I keep sticking to the well phrased, well known within the robworld motto: if he aint shaggin’ me, I dont care who he’s shaggin’.
    And yes, I just miss the good ol’ days of loving edward and falling for rob “Patterson”, that guy who plays Edward. I miss the awkward naive rob who said whatever the he’ll came to his mind without editing.

  12. Kelly8964 says:

    You know what amazes me about all of this.. how many of us really have the same attitude of, “Can we get back to 2008” God how I miss those days.. when the fandom was actually a fun place to be.. when you could fly from blog to blog with whitty posts that would have you laughing all day. When Lusting after Rob was just a way of life and not a reason to do battle.

    I miss it.. I want it back… it all just need to be over now.

    • kristen's bestie says:

      “back to 2008” Yes!!!!!!!!!!

      When Rob was his hottest. Do I need to remind you that in 2008 we had RomeRob, SexDrive Rob, MexicoRob…. what am I missing?

  13. LatersBaby says:

    I’ve been debating all day if I should comment on this topic… well, obviously I made my decision. I have ‘Robsten’ friends and ‘Nonsten’ friends. Me? I don’t care–I hope that love and happiness come to all people. Yes, I know that deserves an eye roll, but hey, that’s me.

    Last night some of my Nonsten friends included me in twitter conversation about the article. I didn’t say one word against/for/whatever. For this, I have been receiving hate mail. I was told I have an ‘ugly and hateful soul.’ A boycott of my fanfiction is being arranged.

    I wish I could just laugh. But really, my heart hurts that there are such hateful people out there.

    Wishing you all a good day-
    Latersbaby (Liz Lemon Bennett)

    • kristen's bestie says:

      I am currently reading “Fifty”. Now I know where you got your “name”. *snickers*

    • kristen's bestie says:

      Now I read your post. What is wrong with people really? I’m with you on this Robsten, Nonsten, F*cksten. Who really cares? I agree with UsualNurse up above, too. Kumbaya (whatever)

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      People are arranging a boycott because you are Switzerland about this? DRAMA QUEENS.

      But, I am not going to let them hold that title, since I want it. BAD. I’m gonna hate on every word that you’ve ever used in any of your fanfics. That’s right. From now on, any time uses a word you have, I’m going to thumbs down their wanna-be Drama Queen ass. I might even start thumbs downing people who have used the same puncuation marks you have, LB. Oh, I will. You know I will.

      BITCHES should bow down to me.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Ed correction:

        *anytime someone uses a word you have
        *punctuation marks

        Dear Me,

        Please start proofreading shit before you hit “submit comment.”


  14. sobbingmess says:

    If Rob and Kristen have children, they running around with paperbags over her head and no one knows her names.
    I thought I would like Kristen Stewart, but this interview makes me so angry. Dear Kristen, I love Rob and he is an inspiration, but I know from long experience and from looking Badmothers Handbook, he has nothing in his pants.
    Your loss, little girl. I know I am mean.

  15. Elle says:

    **Sigh** Since I’m utterly incapable of being limited to 50 characters while commenting on ANY topic, I don’t Tweet, Twit, Twat.. whatever. But I’ll admit I kinda wish I would’ve been in the midst of all the Robsten, Nonsten banter. I don’t give a Crapsten, (sort of) Good for them and yada yada.. I effing love Twilight and Edward. I’m jealous as shit of Bella. I wish I was the one Rob played guitar for. I don’t like Kristen BECAUSE she has Rob. Do I want to pick on her acting and public demeanor because I’m a jealous bitch? Hell yes I do! At the end of the day all of it is still a good story though. A real life Edward & Bella is the only thing my mind envisions when I see Rob & Kristen together. And that’s more than likely far from the actual case. So good job Kstew! You finally got some balls!

  16. natteringyeahrobber says:

    Does anyone else remember the “I have a boyfriend in Canada” trick from high school. You know, if you were female, single and without boyfriend, people would idiotically assume you were either asexual or had “extra” sexual organs? So to avoid being totally outcast, you’d have to create some fictional boyfriend at some far-flung place, like the all-boy schools in a town 150 miles away (too far for anyone to drive and confirm…this was in the days before the internet mind you) or Canada. And you’d find some photo in the paper of some dude at an all-boys school and cut it out and carry it in your wallet in case anyone asked who he was and what he looked like? Maybe his name was Carter Smith? Maybe he played basketball and had blond hair and blue eyes and was always traveling for tournaments and debate matches?

    Or was that just me?

    • MariaCecilia says:

      Wait a minute: my husband’s first girlfriend was from Canada – allegedly. Are you saying he LIED to me? He never HAD a girlfriend before we met?? Do you two KNOW each other?

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        You might want to press him for name and other identifying info. Otherwise, assume he’s lying.

        Off to google my fictional ex-boyfriend now. Hope his life is a smashing success.

        • Kaybvee says:

          YES! Brian (the geek) from Breakfast Club had a girlfriend in NIAGARA FALLS…remember Bender called him on it? I think Wyatt had “a girlfriend in Canada” in Weird Science too…I love you John Hughes.

    • operarose says:

      So wait – my husband is Canadian. Does that mean I’m imagining him?

      If so, I at least hope that my imaginary English boyfriend is real.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Yes, sorry, OperaRose. Canadian boyfriends and husbands are rarely real. I mean, there is a chance he exists – but none of us will believe you. 🙂

    • natalie_MKH says:

      I don’t think I ever made up a bf (probably should have) but I did once try to claim I was related to Mariah Carey. Hmm… I think I’m going to get started on my fake Canadian Bf.

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        Step 1: Create believable name. Like Thadeus Yukon.

        Step 2: Make up believable occupation. Like Beer Quality Control Supervisor. Or Hockey Minor League Ref. Or the like, something other than Mountie…that’s too stereotypical.

        Step 3: Google Image Canadian Stud. Find image on Page 14…no one clicks to Page 14. Cut, photoshop, paste your own image. This guy came up in my Page 14 search results, for instance.

        Done. Easy!

        Then you just need to make up stories about how he’s always traveling, and when you buy stuff, fill out gift card option, make sure it all comes from him. Coworkers will be so jealous!

  17. MariaCecilia says:

    I feel torn but mostly kind of relieved – maybe things will be Normal once Rob and Kristen start acting like other celebrity couples and there is nothing to do battle about anymore? 🙂

    Personally I am still waiting for Rob to come around and start sleeping with his fan base (Me!! Rob, I mean me!!) but I guess until that happens and I get a signed copy of Midnight sun, I’m just going to stick with my old love of all things silly and Twilight, a safe, healthy, normal hobby for a well-educated woman like myself.

    PS. The news came out today that Rob is coming to Sweden in October. Yay! We need more cheekbone-porn in this country for sure, now that you’ve snagged Alexander Skarsgård over there!

  18. JellyBeanRainbow says:

    I can’t believe I missed all the drama on Twitter, AGAIN.

  19. Geesh, this really is a nonsten site!

    The sad thing is that there’s an entire article of her interview and the only thing being talked about is this. People that aren’t even involved in the fandom are telling me about it!

  20. just_bella says:

    This! Thank you!

    It’s obvious. We know. Can we move on now?

  21. gorbetd says:

    I’m just the opposite. I had a boyfriend in the navy. And no one believed me! What?! Like I couldn’t have a hot, almost always gone, mysterious bf. I didn’t know how true this was until I meet some old high school friends and see the shock on there faces. U have been married for how long… and to HIM! Yes sucka! Yes I know he is still hotness:)

  22. MariaCecilia says:

    Yay! One of my favourite poets, Tomas Tranströmer, got the Nobel prize today!!!!
    I am breaking out the bubbly and toasting him tonight, and I dedicate this translation of one of his poems to Rob!

    Fire graffiti

    During the gloomy months my life sparked
    only when I made love with you.
    Like the firefly lights up and darkens, lights up and darkens
    – patchily you follow its way
    in the night’s darkness between the olive trees.

    During the gloomy months my soul was sunken
    and lifeless
    but my body went straight to you.
    The night sky mooed.
    We milked the cosmos on the sly and survived.

    Tomas Tranströmer

  23. pukesten says:

    what I dont get about it is how people are surprised?! as if this was classified info? i think they’ve been together for a while prob 2 years. I don’t think that’s what ruined twi (and Rob to a lesser extent) for me but the fact that summit have capatalised on it. kristen Stewart seems to think that we are not intelligent and that to date she has kept her “personal” life “private” despite the crazy, aggressive, obsessed fan base. she also seems to be very good at doing things and making comments in the media that generate publicity for this relationship. worst of all rob goes along with it. either he is happy to have the media exposure or he just really likes the girl. I don’t believe the relationship of two celebrities has any relevance or importance in my life but when I go on rob sites to melt my brain after a mental day in work (the boy is pretty) I don’t feel the need to sit around singing we are the robsten, i hope that first make me a fanatic because I call bullshit on celebrity gossip

    • pukesten says:

      that was all very tweedy
      rob do something fun, say something cute, wear something crazy …. please?

    • niahid says:

      I think Rob also have a say in this game. I’ve noticed this for a while now, that’s why I’ve lost a big chunk of my lust and respect on Rob. He caters to both sides for profitable gain. The man is truly a businessman. I want to see what he will say about this Kristen’s interview. Will he caters to Nonstens or Robstens? Or will he just ignore it and tell jokes about it? Now, we all just have to sit back and watch what will become of this relaysh hoopla, and how much impact ( good or bad ) on their careers.
      I’ve moved on but still lurking on Rob’s fansite occasionally.

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