Win a Date with Tad Hamil– I mean, Rob Pattinson

Dear Rob,

The other day, Twilightish brought to our attention a story running in a Swedish online paper that can’t possibly NOT be true:

Win a date with Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Ashley Greene

All you have to do to enter the contest is answer the following question & give reasons WHY you should be the one to win the date:

Robert Pattinson is of course best known for his role as Edward Cullen in “Twilight” films, but he has also appeared in another film based on bestselling books. What? *

  •  Narnia
  • Harry Potter
  • Lord of the Rings

Ring of NiebelingsOf course, you are most known for your role in Ring of Nibelungs, so I guess the translation got messed up or something & they left that one out.

Since I got the answer obviously right, I put on my thinking cap, stared longingly at the middle picture all the way to the left of the collection posted here, and came up with reasons WHY I should win a date with you & Ashley:

1. Double Date with Robshley? That’s a lot of pretty people to stare at- surely making me very insecure- why would I pass THAT up? Plus, since the two of you seemed to have never spoken unless there were lines written down that you were paid to speak, having a “date” together, just the three of us, will be ALL SORTS of awkward. And I don’t want to miss that!

Me: How is your new dog, Rob?
Rob: Oh he’s fine he—
Ashley: You have a dog?

Me: Hey Ash- how is (insert name of Hollywood’s “it” boy of the week)
Ashley: Oh he’s good- super hot & good in bed
Rob: Aren’t you dating a Jonas brother?

2. Rob needs me for hair advice. And clothing advice, girl advice & “how to be a famous person without being a Douche like John Mayer or a hermit like he normally is” advice.

3. I’ll eat anything. (I mean anything) Plus I’m a cheap date. Heineken and TV dinners are okay by me. I’ll even ignore my 11 year vegetarianism for one night, if I have to.

4. I really could care less about Rob’s role as Edward or Ashley’s role as Alice. And I promise not to bore them with questions like “How did it feel for Edward to finally feel free to love completely once Bella turned Vamp” (or for Ashley “Can’t Alice SEE into the future & warm Jasper about the bad hair days ahead?)

5. I put out on my first dates. So naturally, Rob will, too.

So what do you think country of Sweden, organizers of the “WIN a Date with Ashley & Rob” event? Do I win?



Why should YOU win a date with Rob? And how much do we want to bet that this is #1: A ploy for more web hits that will never come to fruition in Stockholm OR #2 the “Date” is a meet & greet signing event that will involve Rob & Ashley handing a pre-signed image to a fan & posing for one picture?

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7 Responses to “Win a Date with Tad Hamil– I mean, Rob Pattinson”

  1. natteringyeahrobber says:

    I wonder if this is like the Win a Date with Rob contest from last year…the one where the winner had to pay 60K (or was it 80K?) and Summit couldn’t guarantee Rob would even be at the hotel?

    I wouldn’t mind just having drinks with Ashley. I bet she has some good stories, and without Rob around maybe she’d even open up to talk about him. We could be like gossip buddies in high school…she the uber popular uber skinny slightly bitchy one and me the weird adult learner with multiple children who is still in high school at age 40.

    • The Old One says:

      You know Ashley’s got some great stories she’s just dying to spill to someone. Hi Ashley, I won’t tell anyone, I promise!

    • marysway says:

      I’m with you there. I’m older wiser but still would love to hear some juice. I could be her mom and we could have mom/daughter talks. LOL

    • Nelle says:

      Wouldn’t you love to hear the details of the $80,000 visit with Rob? Did it turn out to be a little hug and a photo? Did they take a run to an In and Out? Did she get to take Bear for a walk? Did they throw in KStew or TomStu as a bonus?

      • natteringyeahrobber says:

        I googled around but couldn’t find any personal account of the 80K date – guess there must have been some sort of non-disclosure agreement?

        That or that person still can’t pick herself up off the floor after meeting him…maybe she still can’t speak, type, or function properly? Maybe all she can say is “come back, come back, come back”?

  2. Roslynselene says:

    I saw that movie this last Saturday and I immediately thought of how horribly awkward it’d be to win a date with Rob. I’d have to be super drunk but not too drunk to the point where I pee myself :/

    • natteringyeahrobber says:

      I hear you Ros. It would be the opportunity of a lifetime, but I cannot imagine meeting him entirely sober. I’d have to at least take a shot beforehand. Maybe drink a few mojitos with Ashley. We could sit and talk for hours (not sure about what) and giggle about Rob then he could just show up out of the blue and make a motion for Ashley to leave, and that would be it.

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