SO jealous of you Rob and it’s not because of your People’s Choice Award
Last night I was feeling bad that you had to sit through crap like the people’s choice awards then I saw this…
Now, I hate you and I don’t feel bad at all!!!1!!!11!!!!
I’m also insanely jealous that I wished I’d sent my Golden Girls koozy with you to be signed (it’s a real thing). So uh, thanks for telling me you were about to realize one of my life long dreams when you got to sit next to and meet one of the two remaining Golden Girls in the world! Hrrrrmmmpphh. JEALOUS.
The only thing that would make me feel better is to know you spent every commercial break singing the theme song to her and then telling her how you loved the Miami jingle episode or the one where Rose was trying to say the light house or the one where Rose’s boyfriend turned out to be in the witness protection program. I also want to believe that she regaled you with stories about when she lived in St. Olaf but I can’t think about it any longer or I’ll get jealous again.
Oh and we’ll talk about that thing you’re calling a hair do later… in fact UC and I have scheduled a time especially devoted to talking about it. Get ready.
And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew… you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card atttached would say: “Thank you for being a friend”
Did anyone actually watch the People’s Choice Awards? I didn’t even know it was on till I started seeing tweets and FB updates. I’m pretty sure the above gifs were the best part of the night