1 Picture, 4 Takes of Old School Rob
Posted by unintendedchoice on April 6th, 2012
Dear Rob,
Moon & I were emailing with our good LTR friend JodieO yesterday & she decided to brighten it with a good ol’ picture of you (we can’t remember what it’s from) and a take on an old LTR tradition:
1 picture, 2 4 takes
Seriously. WHY was it a rerun?
Love,
UnintendedChoice
THANKS JODIEO. I LOVE YOU A LOT. AND WAIT.. is that even your LTR name?
Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
No, JodieO is the special name I use for our private chats and you’ve RUINED it! *runs away sobbing*
Hrmmm… I’ll see what I can do with this photo… =)
If you’re submitting a caption, I wont bother. 😀
Caption: “Yes, it’s the Brown Bubble Jacket. No, I didn’t put it out to stud like JenJadeEyes thought!”
[see I wrote an LTR ode to the Frankenjacket that mentioned the BBJ! http://letterstorob.com/2011/01/10/what-the-frankenjacket/%5D
Or “What? It was a dress-down party! And I was drunk when I got dressed!”
I thought for SURE that the BBJ had been lost… but NO, here he goes and FINDS the stinkin’ thing! I still contend the man needs someone to go through his closet and make a Goodwill pile – and then ACTUALLY donate it TO GOODWILL!
Gotta go breathe…Calm and peace, calm and peace…
The problem is, someone did donate the stuff to Goodwill, but he saw it there and bought it back. “Hey! I was wondering where that jacket went!”
“Must you take my picture when I’m stoned AND wearing my mother’s burgundy leather jacket from the 80’s”?
Rob’s thinking “hmmmm now is paddle boarding an Olympic sport ?”
If it is he’s entered for London 2012 !
Yes, you’ve caught me… I fucking burned a hole in my shirt trying to fit in to Kristen’s jacket. Because I CLEARLY get dressed in the dark. Also my bong water spilled…
*in the best of snotty French accents*
“So! That is Robert Pattinson? I don’t see what my mistress sees in that man! He wears old unfashionable clothing and a awful American hat!”
Or did you mean that I was to caption Rob? Sorry, I captioned the guy behind him.
great! first the bar is full of transvestite lindsey lohan look alikes, nw i comeoutside and the paps are here AND its laundry day!
Rob wears crap to prove to Kristen that he needs her you guise!! She likes to be needed and he clearly cares about her needs.
…but… she wears crap too. Who they REALLY need are the guys from “What Not To Wear”. Hell, even Helen Keller had better fashion sense…
no just let me be in my members only jacket in peace!
or
you asked for it…her comes the smolder *slaps on sexy face*
or
oh no I tore a hole in my favorite shirt opening beer bottles again
or
oh no he’s back!
random creeper valet: hello Robert *demon face*
Sit on a pie bwahahhaah
I’m cracking up at Panera bread eating my dinner. And that pic is better than the cheese and brocolli soup I’m having. SRSLY! Bwahhaha.
He looks soooo effing cute!
He’s gonna make sin on good Friday.
Can’t think of anything witty but and immature fart caption for that. I’ll leave it to you brilliant ladies! 🙂
“Why yes, I am the new face of Mugatu’s Derelicte spring line…. Only someone who is really, really, ridiculously good looking can pull off hobo chic. And yes, I can Derelicte my own balls…”
Seriously only Rob and Derek Zoolander can pull off homeless this effortlessly. I should probably check into counselling since I still find him ridiculously attractive even in this get-up…
“hmmm…does my fart smell like breakfast or lunch?”
‘Oh Christ, I can’t believe blue jacket guy has just tried to ‘dazzle’ me and called me Edward. FML!’
So this was the Good Friday version of Rob Porn Friday? Hmm, I guess anything works really, as long as it’s got Rob’s face on it..
Caption; *singing* Baby, this is me croooning..and there you are, swoooning..
Obviously.
Btw – you asked where that first picture is from: my theory is it was part of that Vanity Fair shoot when Rob was snuggling with an alligator. That looks like the shed behind him, and the clothes and hair are just about right. And the expression on his face is clearly because the alligator just bit his bum. Lucky animal.
Caption:
Damned , I thought I disguise myself pretty well, even with my clothes off and on and they still recognized me!
Rob: I better…send… Kristen…a text… before I fall… asleep (Dean has to catch him before he falls over)
Guy behind him: (in an evil voice) Yes, my pretty, poppies will make you sleeeep!
Caption: “I hope the hole on my shirt and the ink stain is not so obvious.”
As far as I’m concerned I don’t mind. He still has a hold over me. 🙂