Brookelockart and UnintendedChoice have a Quickie
Dear Rob,
Today we introduce you to a new type of blog post where Brookelockart & myself have a short conversation about you during our work days, turn it into a blog post & call it a quickie:
Brookelockart: Did you see that Rob feels bad for his Adele Diss?
“I had this argument with Adele, which is probably the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever said,” Pattinson, 26, said. “[I told her] you know, you can just really reach for it!! And she was like, ‘You do realize, I’m, like, the biggest-selling female artist ever.’ And for some reason, I decided to get into an argument with her about it.”
UC: what did he mean by “you can just really reach for it?”
Brookelockart: i don’t know. Drunk Rob speak…
(5 minutes later)
now it bothers me… what did he mean?
"Hey Rob... reach for THIS"
UC: I know… Reach for what?? The plate of mini hot dogs (snack of choice at hot parties) that were sitting on the other side of him.. he didn’t want to pass?
Brookelockart: Reach for any hot tushie that walks by?
UC: The 6er of Heineken that was out of her reach?
Brookelockart: The back of cigarettes he left on the other side of the table… ?? The demo CD Rob has been carrying around to hand to Adele on a chance meeting??
UC: the signed DVD of Twilight
Brookelockart: Robsten’s sex tape (with Adele music playing in the back ground)
UC: Rob’s drunken, karaoke cover of “Someone Like You”.. sung in a female voice
Brookelockart: Rob doing THE TUCK and in drag, drunkenly singing “Set Fire to the rain”? Or maybe Reach for Kristen’s back up chucks that accompany her to every event?
Will we ever know? What DID you mean!?
Love,
UnintendedChoice & Brookelockart
What do YOU think Rob meant by “Reach for it?”
Tags: , Adele, quickie, Rob Pattinson
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“reach for the hand cuffs…oh no, wait. That would have been Fifty Shades.
Well, obviously he thought she wasn’t brave enough and needed to reach artistically out of her comfort zone by going with him to challenge herself by performing duets of “Let me sign” at open-mike nights around London this summer…
(Which is where I lurk, knock her out coming out of the back bathroom, quickly don my blonde wig and smoothly take her place! Woo-hoo! Duet and smooches!)
Newspapers loved this story, specially the ones were the story was translated, they put Rob as a completely douchebag !! But I love your theories girls, I bet it was the most random and amazing argument to watch.
Yeah, if he meant that Adele was so close to success she might just reach it he was off the mark. I think reach for another Heinekien was more appropriate.
But I identify. I say stupid ass shit that stops making sense before its left my mouth all the time. All the fucking time.
Reach for her High notes when she belts it out singing? It’s was musicians/singers refer to I guess.
But I’ll go with the fifty shades ‘cuff reach’. Works for me. 😀
Oh how this made me laugh ladies! It’s been awhile since I’ve caught up on my LTR/LTT reading…y’all are making this a great night while the hubbie watches the piece of crap A-Team remake. Even hottie Bradley Cooper can’t save this.