ROB IS BACK
Posted by unintendedchoice on August 23rd, 2012
Dear Rob,
YOU’RE BACK. I was barely aware you were gone (Well.. that’s a lie. You have seen how infrequently we write to you anymore, right? We noticed.)
But you’re back. And you’re hotter than ever. And we didn’t know that was possible.
All the good stuff happens after I go to bed. Like you on Jimmy Kimmel. Amazzzing:
In love,
UnintendedChoice
What do you think? Is Rob BACK? Does this mean we’ll get GQ ROB again soon!? FINGERS CROSSED
[Vids found on Ew]
Ladies!! I didn’t watch it live or even on here, but I just saw a reference to it on Wonderwall, wherein Rob pretty much admits that HE KNOWS!! (admits being homeless and that he lives in a trashcan) How can you not reference?!
HE KNOWS!!!!
(oh and to answer your question because I’m at work & posted it from here so I had to be ‘quite quick’ 🙂 )
This is the Rob that I remember! Adorable, funny and just says the most ridiculous things without even thinking of how they sound! He buys things on Craigslist, haggles prices for used cars and let’s not forget how he accidentally hangs out where illicit activities are going down. Who else could say things like that and still have women all over him?? Welcome back, Rob we’ve missed you!
I think he was in slobby relationship mode (it happens, right husband?) He looks damn good and seems to have that cringeworthy word vomit problem I LOVE back. I also thought 95% of what he said was bullshit. You only asked for $300 off the price of the truck? Sure, sure.
PS dear paparazzi, Rob in bike shorts? PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN!!
It seems like he’s using his American accent more in interviews. Not all the way, but he sounds more American.
He is sooooo sexy in every spot I’ve seen him in!! I really didn’t think he could get hotttttter than he was but he is just ooozing sex lately;) love it!
Oh how I loved him on kimmel last night! So funny and quirky. And daaaaaaam he’s looking good! Anyone notice when he walked onto the studio he wasn’t slouching (minus the trip….classic rob!)? He looked so tall and confident…our little boy is growing up and almost becoming a man….
Is he saying “fisting” when he keeps getting bleeped?
He sure does. I thought my first time seeing Rob in real life (yes I went to the taping with Maggie) would be gentle. No fisting involved. Lol
Hey! That is so cool you went to the taping!
I had to replay that part a couple of times, but I was pretty sure that was what he said!
Yup it was really cool! After all these years, I finally saw him. But it kinda feels like it didn’t happen.
When he first said it, it was really hysterical. The second time was even funnier and the third time I did a facepalm. He couldn’t let it go! It was like a kid who learned a new curse word and repeats it even after Jimmy told him to stop. Lol It was great. 🙂
That was crazy fun, Ros! And so unreal. Somehow Jimmy Kimmel brings out the real whacky Rob that we all love so much. And he’s looking mighty fine lately!
Does he know that we know that he knows? I don’t go far back enuf to even know what y’all do…but I think I know.
So, it’s official, Rob DOES live in a trash can behind the dumpster! Now, I just have to find out which trash can…
But seriously, I LOVE this: he’s so much fun to watch, and so, so gorgeous. GQ Rob is back: now we’re just waiting for GQ magazine to catch on and do a photo shoot. Capture the hotness!!
It’s the one behind the archway… you know the one.
And…I’m back in love.
Um, I volunteer to give Rob a prostate exam, or any other kind of exam…. WAIT! did I say that OUT LOUD?!!! GAHH! Yeth, I am glad to see him laffing & talking, all normal (well, for him)and without she who shall not be named all smirky and/or scowling near him. Not that I hold a grudge or anything. Yeah. Um. *shuffles feet* Just thought I’d throw that out there. Have a rilly nice day everybody.
It’s funny how the interview is then interpreted via the media…and you know there are peeps out there, who will see those headlines, and believe every word. OK, the last headline is true.
“Rob Pattinson caught in gay bust sting!”
“Twilight star caught in fisting sting!”
“RPattz homeless on the streets of LA”
“Ron burns his hot pockets”
x
Hes back…. big time!!! we havent heard nuch of rob in uk since the last twilight but since kristen did the dirty he has been in the newspapers almost everyday!!!! The UK is loving Rob!!!! Ive loved him since harry potter though (hes a year older than me so dont worry im not perverted). Kristen has officially been named a TRAMPIRE and Rob is coming back with avengeance!!! LOVING IT AND LOVING ROB!!!
Rob is back – and yes he looks great. Maybe as good as 2008 Rob….mmmm.. ok not quite – But Close!
And major LOLS to the dogging reference on Kimmel.
Ok…maybe I am reading into this too much, BUT that’s normal, right?:). Rob wore blue suede shoes to the Jimmy Kimmel interview, and, being from an older**cough** generation, I couldn’t help but think of the lyrics to the song Blue Suede Shoes sung by Elvis…And then thinking this was Rob’s non-verbal FU to THAT girl…give it a listen…what do you think?
(Words & music by carl perkins)
Well, it’s one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
Well, you can knock me down,
Step in my face,
Slander my name
All over the place.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor
From an old fruitjar.
Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes
Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
Well, it’s one for the money,
Two for the show,
Three to get ready,
Now go, cat, go.
But don’t you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.
I just read Rihanna has been sending sexy, funny texts to robert. Some of yall might hate that with a pink purple passion. But I think its cool. He needs to just sow his oaks for a while then hook up with some sexy super model.