What would Rob do? Go to Thats-normal.com that’s what!

Hey Rob,

I KNOW. It’s been so long. Don’t remind me. We miss you- we really do. It turns out, We just can’t quit you.

Okay we’re not exactly back, but we are over here on LTR today to convince you to join us over at That’s Normal. While we haven’t found any guys to occupy 3.5 years of our thoughts like you did, we have found a lot of stuff to keep us busy on TN. Here are a few things we think you might like:

• It had to be done: FMK Nashville edition
• Let’s Play “Hot or Not” with celebrity dudes
• Remember when Rob Pattinson was a thing? (hey! That’s you!)
• Our Warm Bodies Premiere coverage

That’s Normal coverage of The Host

We also think you might want to check out our coverage of Stephenie Meyer’s latest book-to-film adaptation: The Host.

• Moon got to go see Stephenie LIVE at a Google Hangout last week
• We got to interview Stephenie & ask her what she thinks about The Host & Twilight comparisons.
• Top 6 reasons we’re excited about The Host 

And because it wouldn’t be right to have a Stephenie Meyer film without smoking’ dudes:

• The hot guys of The Host

Keep checking back because: (hint hint) there’s a Host contest coming soon!

Pre-order Breaking Dawn Part 2

Oh yeah, there still is ONE DVD to be released! Target has a deal that if you pre-order the DVD you get a FREE Breaking Dawn Part 2 poster. You know you’re buying the DVD. You might as well add another piece of Twilight paraphernalia to your Twilight closet of shame, right? I mean.. this could very well be your LAST TWILIGHT MERCH ever. SNIFF

Pre-Order the Target Exclusive THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART 2 and Get a Free Movie Poster

We miss you, Rob. Please come join us on That’s Normal so we can continue having all the fun we started over here!

xoxo,
UC & Moon

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Adios, Sayonara, Aloha, Love, Peace Out (for now) Roberto

Dear Rob,

We saw this on Saturday –

and rethought everything.

Letters to JGL forever. And ever.

Peace out Rob.

JUST KIDDING.

Stop trying to make us sad!

I mean we could totally go for a Rob/Magic Mike/SNL moment but that’s probably not going to happen till you’ve had your Shadowboxer/Brick/500 Days of Summer/Dark Knight phase and are ready to bare all. And shower regularly. Don’t get us wrong, that’s one of the things we love about you. You simultaneously give a fuck and yet don’t give a fuck and you look much better doing it than some other people we know. You’re effortlessly cool and effortlessly interesting and effortlessly easy on the eyes and effortlessly lovely and once upon a time effortlessly easy to write about. But ya know what isn’t so effortless anymore? Writing a letter to you everyday. This isn’t an “it’s not you, it’s me” conversation cause let’s be honest, it’s kinda both of us. You’ve been kinda in hiding and we’ve been kinda busy. You’ve been kind of preoccupied and we’ve been kind of doing our own thing. It’s like that point in the relationship where the texts and dates and calls are coming fewer and farther in between because there just isn’t much to say anymore. Now, there’s definitely booty calls still involved but we’ve become different people and want different things and our old hangouts with bags of Cheetos and dates to your friends concerts and wallowing in your dirty laundry just isn’t cutting it anymore. If we took this relationship metaphor one step further we would hug and agree and probably hang out again in like 2 weeks at a gross bar but we write this to say we’re going to be focusing on LTT and our new blog That’s Normal.

We’ll always love you!

So between those, our lives and not wanting to die at work we have to bid a fond farewell to LTR for now. This doesn’t mean goodbye forever. Remember what I said about hanging out at the bar and texting. We’ll be back as necessary and we’re still pounding away at LTT and will be ramping up That’s Normal to full capacity SOON.

Rob, I think we should end this with a three way slow dance (is this possible?) to Boyz II Men’s “End of the Road” and think about ALL the good times.

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then as a thank you to our awesome audience us three will perform this:

See you soon!
Moon and UC

To our faithful, awesome, funny readers –

Seriously, it’s not the end just farewell to LTR for a bit. Go to our other sites and we’ll be there. If something happens and we feel like LTR should have a say we will definitely post. Or, if we get good letters submitted, we will post… but otherwise we’re just going to remember the good times, the really-really-really good times and hilarious letters we’ve posted here at LTR over the years and all the fun we had with Rob & with you all! You are what has made this so rewarding for us. We appreciate all of you!

Gifs via Buzzfeed

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It’s time to find out how Normal you are: That’s Normal is here.

Dear Rob,

Are you like us? Is the internet more than just a place to Google where your Britpack friends are since they’re not returning your calls or find the best Robsten fan videos so you can send them to your sisters to gross them out? Yea, us too. Don’t get us wrong, we LOVE a good sepia toned video of TRUE love as much as the next Twi fan but we also love pondering the relationship status of Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes or discussing the how awesome/awful Hannah from Girls is and of course there’s nothing like Googling awful Games of Thrones fan art.

I know. We just said “Game of Thrones” which you have to know by now has hunky, young guys such as yourself that girls are now dreaming about. Yep. Competition. And you thought your only worry these days was Channing’s ass in Magic Mike.

Well, the time has come. Many have been asking.. and many have not been asking. No, we’re not talking about UC and Moon’s civil union ceremony.  We’re talking about our latest blogging venture. It’s called That’s Normal because as we’ve come to find out over the last almost 4 years (!!!) nothing we do is ever normal but we found people out there (YOU!) who like the same bizarro crap we do. So because of that and because we have so much more to talk about than just you, Rob, we are happy/excited/scared/ecstatic to announce our new blog –

That’s Normal!

Yup, you know why we chose that name, it all started here. That’s Normal is full of the same stuff you’ve come to love here at LTR and LTT but now we’re branching out into everything! TV, film, books, weird stuff on the interwebs, why that Carly Rae Jenson song is infectious and so annoying at the same time and pretty much everything else we find interesting.

We’re currently in the construction phase of the brand spanking new blog but you can find a taste of what’s to come over at our Tumblr.
Follow That’s Normal on Twitter
Like us on Facebook
Circle us on Google+

Does this mean the death of LTR?? HALE to the nah. We still love you, Rob. But we’ve missed talking about super relevant stuff– and you ARE relevant…don’t get us wrong.. but just not as often as you were before. So we’ll talk about you when we feel like it (our mantra for the last year+!) and also talk about Channing Tatum’s ass over at TN when we feel like THAT.

We hope you’ll join us as we roll out this new chapter in blogging because we love ya so much and we knew we just couldn’t quit you!

That’s Normal (duh),
Moon & UC

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Rob is moved by UC’s Birthday!

Dear Rob,

Today is UC’s birthday… I had a bunch of “video chats” over at LTT with the Twi crew (and some others) and what they should get UC for her birthday and well duh we chatted too and here’s how it went down…

ROB! Dude, it’s our girls birthday!

I KNOW… I know, I’m pumped too, but you gotta contain yourself we got some stuff to figure out… like what are we getting her… and by WE, I really mean you.
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LET’S DO THIS!

ROB! Rob. Clearly, you haven’t been over to LTT today because you have some massive shoes to fill… Taylor did a flip, Kellan was pretty much naked and then got Paul Wesley to show up, Nikki Reed did some Deb moves and I can’t even tell you what The Gos did… so I hope you’ve got some ideas…
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No Rob. No.
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NO ROB!! She definitely doesn’t want that!
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Rob, hun… your vagina stomach just doesn’t scream HAPPY BIRTHDAY UC! Ya know what I mean?
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Rob: Yes, it does…

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So then Rob brought in some reinforcements…

I defs appreciate you and TomStu’s d’s in boxes because there is a wrapping paper and bow element… but maybe let’s keep thinking…
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So then Rob throw on his Art wig and sweater… and unibrow…

Rob… UC appreciates two eyebrows and personal grooming…
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Ok, ok, ok Rob… let’s pull this together… her birthday is RIGHT NOW. We need your best ideas… and GO…
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Yes… why not indeed. Ok, you’re getting warmer here…

Yes, Rob we’re women, you should know better than to offer us that and not follow through. RUDE. So what are you going to get her???

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I mean did you even SEE what Ryan Gosling did over on LTT??



GOOD JOB ROB! THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!  I guess if you can’t beat em, join em!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY UC!!


Rob and I love you lots more than gifs can ever explain. We hope you have the best day ever!

XOXO,
Themoonisdown
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PS Go check out the Birthday partaaaaay over at Letters to Twilight!
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Share your fave Rob gif for UC in the comments!
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Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

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Oh hey Rob, we’re not dead

Dear Rob,

Despite what you might believe from our lack of blogging, we’re not actually dead. We are extremely busy. So busy, in fact, we haven’t even had time to talk. I (UC) have been away. I haven’t even seen ONE picture of your new hairdo. Moon has a new job that is so awesome I wish I could share with you, but then the Krisbians would probably attack. Mr. Choice just told me “no body cares about Rob Pattinson.” But he’s wrong. Some people care.

And pretty soon some of those people will be Moon & myself. Just as soon as I catch up on sleep, detox from a week of drinking at work events and have a chance to talk to my dear friend, Moon.

Sorry, Rob. Truly

xoxo,

UC & Moon

PS: Remember this:

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