A little Rob picture magic!

Dear Rob,

So I was perusing the interwebs as I do 24/7/365 and once everyone started freaking out about you and Bear (srsly, can we work on that name?) together in a picture I had to click over there. You know me and dogs… it’s like my kryptonite or my drug of choice or just my excuse to talk in weird voices. This is what I saw…

Meh… I can’t really see you and I definitely can’t see Bear and there’s a big sweaty guy over there distracting me…

But then I scrolled around and saw this…

And I thought where are the pictures of you in this Cosmopolis tux and do-me-Moon haircut WHILE hanging out with Bear? I want to see those pictures! I want to matte and frame those pictures… So here’s what I did…

AWWWW cute, right? And then I thought well what if I amped it up a bit…

NOOOW we’re getting warmer…

And then I decided to turn it up to 11…


Then I was like why the heck not, let’s go buck wild here!


Then shit just got real crazy…


I tried to fit this in but I blacked out…

I woke up in a pool of my own drool in a straight jacket. I’m currently being held on a 5150 at Cedars Sinai in LA. Clearly, making this stuff deems me unstable. Or 13 years old. As you can see I think my version of you with a dog is WAY better than that blurry hotel dude who needs a dye job picture… AM I RIGHT??!! AMIRIGHT?!COMEON!

Puppies and rainbows!

Did those Bear pictures kinda not do it for you? Did you already make this into a background on your computer? What else can I add to this picture of epic epicness?

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Breaking the Rules…

Dear Rob,

I’m breaking the rules & writing to you today, on the 5th anniversary of my marriage to Mr. Choice. He ran out to buy the 7th Harry Potter for our romantic evening in (don’t laugh) and first stopped to get a haircut. What he told me afterwards just HAS to be shared.

I asked how his hair looks as he tried a new salon. He said he loves it. The place was great. “Rick” (who is not gay) was really cool & offered him a beer when he walked in. He asked what he was looking for & Mr. Choice, who is unlike most men over 30 & has a FULL head of hair, asked what Rick thought. Rick said “World War II.” And that’s what he did. I asked Mr. Choice what in the world that meant- and he said,

I think my hair looks a lot like Paddleston’s hair in Water for Elephants

!!!!!! Oh REALLY??? He hasn’t come home yet, but I’m telling you Rob, Mr. Choice looking like you walking through the door would be the best anniversary surprise:


That’s all I got!


I’m off to NYC for my anniversary/birthday/wedding of roommate from college weekend! I’ll wave to you if you live close. MOON RETURNS THIS WEEKEND so we’ll be back to our regular ol’ blogging schedule soon! We have MUCH to break down!

In the meantime, have your guys said anything interesting about Rob lately?

I’ll let you know if Mr. Choice’s hair is really channeling Rob’s! XO

Update: IT WAS!

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What Rob does.. while Moon is gone

Dear Rob,

With Moon gone in Europe, I am like a lost puppy- a lion without my lamb (a Bella without my Edward). Moon needs to stop having an amazing time in Paris & come be bored in the US with me.

I was catching up on all you’ve been up to while I’ve been enjoying my little break (also sweating in 90+ degree MAY weather & coming down with a sore throat- UGH) and I just kept thinking about Moon. “What would Moon say!” “Oh- I HAVE to tell Moon about this!” “Moon is going to love that picture.” Sigh…. I’m nothing without my friend.

So I thought today I’d post a few of my favorite pictures & some thoughts that I would have sent to Moon, were she not eating macaroons & meeting handsome French men.

Obviously Rob discovered Gossip Girl during his week or two off & is channeling Chuck Bass on the set of Cosmopolis. Um it’s hot.

New girl for us to hate: the lucky hairdresser who gets to create that part every day (also when did Rob get grandma hands?)

Random picture of the day: Presidential candidate for 2012 Mit Romney & Rob last year. I bet you $100 Rob thought Mit was the host of some daytime game show (I did… oops)

Rob got a new/old  Sweatshirt- and I’ve solidified the piece of clothing I’ll claim as my own if I ever end up as his lover (it looks so comfy!)

Rob got a new DADCASE!!!  Rob got a new DADCASE!!!

MOON COME HOME SOON!!! This isn’t as fun without you!


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