Looks like Christoph, like most woman, cannot resist your magnetic pull (or as usual you smell of Hot Pockets & Beer which reminds Christoph of the brews & wiener-schnitzel of his home country)
Christoph’s comment name is “Unf_for_Jacob” and he has every Edward/Jasper slash fic on alert.
Is that weird?
Dear Bob Pattinson, (<– Click that & reminisce)
Uh oh… you’ve been CAUGHT with another woman! Poor Reese is all alone at home, baking mini pizzas using croissant dough, thinking you’re off on a boring meeting with “Corporate,” but instead you’ve taken a cruise with another woman! A woman wearing Anne Klein nonetheless- Reese’s favorite after brand Chicos.
Someone’s in trouble,
Please let the set designers know that Pier One Imports called. They’d like their entire spring catalog back.
PS Banana Republic is on hold regarding that whole outfit, so let Wardrobe know they have a call as well.
It’s like you’re looking directly at me saying, “Oh.. you thought your love for me was waning? You thought that feeling you’ve felt so long was “finally” gone? And you were glad? Right. Think again. I’m gonna look at you. Like this. And you’re gonna continue to be screwed. You’re welcome.”
I hate you,
*Rob’s inner monologue*
If I can do THIS with my eyebrow imagine what I can do with my……..other eyebrow!
Happy Friday Everyone!!!
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