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Attempting to get turned OFF by Rob….

Posted by unintendedchoice on July 25th, 2011

Ugh oh- two “negative” letters about Rob in a row!? What is happening to us? Well, at least today it’s not from me. LTR friend The Old One leads us in a discussion of Rob’s WORST pictures

Dear Rob,

A while ago, someone made a remark in the comments here that really piqued my interest. The gist was that a paparazzi photo of you in a suit and tie, hair combed, sunglasses, was enough to turn her off you forever, and she was done with you. I thought, “Wow, is it that easy? Could I find a photo that was disagreeable enough to turn me off of you completely, and maybe I could have my life back?” So that started me searching the interwebs for bad photos, in hopes of finding the worst Rob photo ever. Because I love you, I’m going to share the results of my research. Don’t hate me, this is for everyone’s good.

First of all, it’s amazingly difficult to find a bad photo of you. Movie stills, promotional shots, magazine shoots, not to mention paparazzi and fan photos. All totally hot, posed or unposed. I scoured them all (hey, I know, it’s hard not to get totally lost in the loveliness and focus on the goal of finding the ugly, but I had a job to do). Out of maybe hundreds of thousands, I could only come up with about 30 that might be good contenders. I decided to ignore manipulations or faces you made to be deliberately funny, that’s too easy. You are good looking 99.9 percent of the time dude, no matter what you’re wearing or the state of your hair. It’s so not fair to everyone else. Only 30, but still, maybe too many to post here, so go see my flickr and look under “sets” for more.

Movies: Your early films have some good/bad pictures of you, but I feel maybe it’s cheating a little, because after all your characters in those movies were supposed to be weird or dorky:

Art in How To Be: I’ve always thought this was a terrible picture. Your nose looked kinda weird here. Maybe it’s the lighting.

Daniel Gale in Bad Mother’s Handbook. It’s the classic Superman trick: Put glasses on a smokin’ hot dude and no one will look twice. Do you think you could grow your hair like this again? Because I really don’t like it.

Dali in Little Ashes: This one’s maybe not hideous, but are you hot date material?

And if you gals are always attracted to Rob in a suit, maybe this one will put you off:

Breaking Dawn: I’m really worried, or should I say, really glad, that in the clips we’re getting, you look nothing like the beloved Edward of the Peacoat. Seriously this dude is weird looking:

Slob Rob, Sweaty Rob, Drunk Rob, sometimes all in one:

Some people find you falling-down-hammered to be cute. Not me.

Normally your skills as a male model are spectacular, you have the Blue Steel look down, but sometimes it goes very wrong. Dial back the suction?

And sometimes they just get you at a bad angle, and people will notice your face looks like a foot.

I think maybe it’s this candid picture I never saw before, of you and Dean at some event, that might be the ticket for me. It’s nothing special, but maybe that’s exactly the point. You look like an ordinary guy here, just a face in the crowd, a face I could forget:

Well, did it work for you, are you turned off yet?

The Old One

It would work for me, The Old One, if I could just forget that the rest of the time Rob looks like this. By the way, today’s letter reminded me of two 1/2 years ago when hormones were raging & we had to Hose ’em Down here on LTR. I’s where “Creepy Uncle Rob” first emerged!

What do you think? Does THIS turn you off at all? Or do you have a hard time getting pictures of Rob looking so frickin’ hot while chomping on corn on the cob out of your mind, like me?

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