MTV Movie Awards – My blinking heart crotch beats only for Rob
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The MTV movie awards started off with such promise…
You and Taylor kicking ass in a fake movie with a BLONDE handlebar mustache!
MTV could have just stopped the show after this, really how could it have gone up from here? MTV blew their wad in the first 5 seconds… Time to get some TV Viagra MTV, so you can last for the WHOLE 93254902348 hours this show drags on.
Didn’t see it live?
Also kudos to MTV for resurrecting a movie character over 2 years old as the main character for half the bits they played. Len Grossman?? Way to stay current folks! Who ever said you gous lost touch with pop culture? Speaking of, what about that Len Grossman (Tom Cruise) slash Jennifer Lopez performance, huh?! Another banner moment in irrelevancy for the night.
Follow the cut to see Rob win some awards, some other stuff happens and we have a GIVEAWAY!!
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