Missing Rob, it’s getting bad, like make a mixtape bad

Dear Rob,

Why must you do this to us? Why must you stay away when all we want to do is love you?! You’ve forced me into a Bridget Jones-esque state of holing up in my house in PJ’s (it’s cold in LA yall!), giving up all vices, and journaling blogging while force feeding myself bacon and leftover Christmas candy on the couch. And instead of watching reruns of Fraiser, I’ve been plowing through seasons of Friday Night Lights while Celine Dion’s cover of “All by Myself” plays and somewhere the goddess of single women everywhere weeps for the loser that I’ve become. But really, there just isn’t anything out there with YOU in it, so what’s the point?

Remember when you gave us the following gems? We laughed, we screamed, we rejoiced, we swooned… but now we’re staring at them and air-drumming to Celin Dion or whatever sad love song we can find…

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(sorry youtube/movie studio is lame and this is the only version I could find to embed)
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And being apart ain’t easy
On this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy
Of rediscovering you
Oh girl, you stand by me
I’m forever yours…faithfully
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For realsies… nothing compares!

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Now we’re quoting sad lyrics, and making dumb graphics and embarassing ourselves more than normal so seriously just show your face and we won’t mentioned this ever happened. We’ll stop calling your phone and hanging up, we’ll stop sending bouquets of 2 dozen hot pockets to the set, we’ll stop talking about hot pockets, we’ll even consent to some make up sexy times. Clearly we’ll do ANYTHING to get you back. Just stop playing with our hearts like this.

You saaaaaayyy STAY!
Themoonisdown
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Where is Rob? Don’t state the obvious. Share your sad love song for Rob… and dudes have you seen the new BD pic? Get over to LTT

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