Open Weekend Post Hosted by: TomStu and Taylor Lautner

Dear Rob,

Can you believe these two? Are they trying to make you jealous? Taylor and Tom doing a photoshoot together at the movies eating popcorn.  It’s like Tom knew just how to get to your heart. You two at the movies is like your standard Saturday afternoon bro date and now he’s picking up Taylor for a matinee instead of you?! If they’d had a 6pack of beer (you sneak it in) instead of the popcorn this would mean war. Thank God Taylor is underage so they have to settle for the family friends snacks but you better be careful. Taylor is a likable guy and if Tom starts hanging around Taylor house you may be seeing pictures of them at Olive Garden for the lunch special and then you’re really in trouble. How can you compete with Taylor’s Dad and his passion for sharing his love of chain restaurant Italian food?

You better watch your back and fly Dick over ASAP so you can go vintage car shopping and have him impart some of his special wisdom on Tom. This is your only chance!

Keep the bromance alive!
Themoonisdown

Happy Saturday! I’m currently flying all the way back to Los Angeles from Kenya! See you all soon!!! UC – I’m coming home!! You’re no longer a single blogger! xo, moon

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Open Post: Hosted by Robert Pattinson, all man!

Dear Ladies who love Rob-

Rob would like you to know, via this video, he is a man! ALLLL man. Enjoy.

XO,
Your faithful servant

Dear Rob,

Thank you for contracting this lovely fanvid maker to try and help convince us that you are in fact, a man. We’ve called you gay and fey and bumbling and bromantical and everything else but we see your game now. You just want us to respect you and stop calling you names. You’re a man baby and we get it!

Now get in that Nova and come show me.

XXX,
Your faithful servant, Moon

PS Happy Freaking Weekend!

Video by Robelied

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