Did you know that there was already another me in Houston before I moved here? She’s not only my doppelganger, she’s also my Lost Sideways-World other, my Anne of Green Gables window-bosom friend.
A year ago the other Sideways-World me was stalking studying you. How do I know she wasn’t watching her two children or meeting deadlines? I have official paper to prove it.
I was reading my Harris County Public Library copy of Bel -Ami this week, their one and only copy that I had to wait two months for. When I needed to bookmark my place so that I could cook dinner for my family, lo and behold, a library receipt was already in the exact place. It wasn’t mine (and, yet, it was mine). Last year, almost to the same day and month, the another-me-in-Houston checked out two books: Water for Elephants and Bel-Ami. (It was at that moment, I looked up and thought John Locke or black smoke or Jimmy Kimmel would enter my bedroom. I had just finished reading the former book a month ago thanks for Harris County Public Library system.)
My kindred spirit was in Houston! She was a Rob lover! A library patron! And, based on the place where she left her library receipt, she also found her own kindred spirit with another married, middle-aged motherly character struggling with trying to let you go (heaving to the high heavens to pity me, err, her). Are you following along, Rob? This is critical information to my happiness, and you of all people know how to make me happy.
You see, I’ve been lurking online and licking reading websites devoted to you (especially the LTT discussion board), feeling ironically alone in my infatuation with you. Now, Rob, I’m happy to know that the Sideways-World me exists, not to mention that I’m proud that she’s already read two new books outside of the Twilight blackhole. It’s about time.
If you find me before I do, I’m sure you’ve already told her that I’m the spitting image of Reese Witherspoon. Give her a kiss for me. If you want to give her more (andyouknowwhatimean), you may; we are one and the same.
Transporting through time and place,
Finding You Finding Me
Awwwwww—- you guys should MEET! Have you find another “you” in YOUR town!?
Also, I spent some time Googling “Rob Pattinson Doppelganger” (and ‘doppleganger because it seems to be spelled both ways) and came up with these two options over & over again. Who else might be Rob’s Doppelganger?
FYI: Labor Day is this Monday in the US. For you non-Americans that means hot dogs, volleyball, one last swim in the pool & no wearing white starting on Tuesday and going through Memorial Day in May (lame- I will be in ALL white Tuesday to protest) So….. don’t look for a new LTT or LTR- we’ll be back on Tuesday with something spectacular (if I don’t go into a veggie hot dog coma on Monday)!!!!
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