A snowy stroll with the Dadcase

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I’ve got a special surprise here for you in the front pocket of my dadcase

Dear Rob-

While we were busy TRYING to migrate servers, you were busy looking loverly in the snow with your dad-like briefcase, which I will now refer to as the “Dadcase,” while wearing your ONE jacket. It got me thinking, what in the world could you possibly be lugging around all over Vancouver in the Dadcase? Seriously, you’re like weighted down with some heavy machinery or something with that thing. You look like a homeless businessman trying to find an open cubicle to plug in to. Oh the possibilities of the Dadcase contents:

-Oldest IBM laptop that weighs 20lbs and has an amber screen
-Brick cell phone
-copies of How to Win Friends and Influence People and your old standby: 7 habits of Highly Effective People
-Pager
-Agenda for your next Toastmasters seminar

and of course:

– a printed and hand-bound copy of all our letters to you. You treasure each one and read it over black coffee with two sugars in your cubicle while booting up MS DOS and Lotus Notes.

Have a great day at work honey!
Themoonisdown

PS i love it when you do this wet hair look… please more!

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Where in the world is the Edward action figure? Zero to Eddie

hang on! I've got this...

hang on! I've got this...

Dear Rob –

With you back in Los Angeles, and being spotted all over town mini Edward decided to be a dear and drive me to find you… too bad we got stuck in traffic. You escaped this time but not for long… Edward’s driving skills are second to none and from what we’ve heard of yours it’s shouldn’t be too hard to keep up with you.

Never drive faster than your guardian Edward can fly…
themoonisdown

Location: Los Angeles, driving down the 101 south. in traffic. ALWAYS in traffic.

Check out where Eddie’s been

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Where in the world is the Edward action figure?

maxin and relaxin

maxin and relaxin

Dear Rob-

Will you promise me when we’re old and gray that we’ll always watch the sunset together?

Love n stuff
Me (themoonisdown)

Since Rob’s recent reappearance into our lives I’ve been wondering… WHERE IN THE WORLD is the Edward action figure??!!

Carpinteria, California

Where else has he been? See more!

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Mrs. P's "Rob"-solutions

Dearest Rob,

Here are a few of my New Year 2009 “Rob”-Solutions:

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  1. I promise to visit *stalk* you in L.A. more often. It’s only a short drive from Chulajuana… and sitting in a car for 3 ½ hours is not too much to ask of someone you love. I know how much you want to see me, and I promise to make more of an “Effort”. Plus, then you won’t have to waste time with girls like Katy Perry, Camilla Belle, and Nikki Reed. I know you don’t really like them,(helping Nikki move was such a nice thing to do…considering…) but I know how much you prefer my company, so I’ll indulge you. Plus, my cousin lives right up the street from you (ok. not right up the street, it’s like at least 10, or 20 miles away, but close enough that I can use her as my cover. I can’t let my husband find out about us. He wouldn’t understand) (Read more of Mrs. P’s hilarious 2009 Rob-solutions after the cut or the jump or whatever the hell you’d like to call it!)
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