You’re a real person and people forget that

They're two dfferent people?! NO!

Dear Rob,

Today someone asked me if I would cry if I ever met “Edward Cullen.” Of course being a pro at answering the ” meeting Robert Pattinson” question, this one made me laugh. I answered, “Yea, I’ probably cry if I ever met Edward Cullen because we’d be in an alternate reality because Edward Cullen is a fictional character.” This earned a bunch of laughs. But really, REAL people still think YOU are Edward Cullen. For reals? It’s like asking if I wanted to meet Maverick from Top Gun and meaning Tom Cruise or Frodo and meaning Elijah Wood or Harry Potter and meaning… Harry Potter, I mean Daniel Radcliffe cause he pretty much IS Harry Potter.

Hmm mmm

It makes me think of the few times I’ve seen you in person at various events and cringing when people yelled “EDWARD!” or “Where’s Jacob?” I mean they’ve got to be joking, right? You guys AREN’T these characters… are you?? Am I the only one with a (sorta) firm grip on reality? Is that you laughing because I’m writing this on a blog called Letters to Rob and who could have a firm grasp on reality if they’re doing THIS? Well, stop laughing. I have a firm grasp! That’s what she said. Ok, srsly, stop laughing.

It’s kinda like when friends have come to various Twilight premieres and as I tried to get a great view, they kinda hung around in the back and when I asked why they’re weren’t clamouring to get to the front they said “I just wanna see that he’s real… to make sure I haven’t made up the last year thinking about him.” They didn’t really need to be in the front yelling Edward or body checking security to get to you, they just wanted to see that you were a real person… so when people ask me if I would like to meet Edward Cullen I gotta say yea, because that would mean existing in some alternate universe of Stephenie Meyer’s brain and seeing the place I read about years ago (now) and seeing that Edward Cullen is indeed real. But would I cry if I ever met you, Rob? NO. Sorry, pal but I know you’re real and I’m fine with that.

With a firm grip,
Themoonisdown

Has anyone ever asked you something like this? I mean do people really think I’m a nut for EDWARD? I mean sorta but not like REALLY! Also, I think this means I’m officially way to far out of the Twilight closet.

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Summit doesn’t “Get” Rob Pattinson’s Attraction

Dear Rob,

I’m gonna go out on a limb here & say that I don’t think Summit understands how hot you are. Sure they “get it” a little bit. They didn’t fire you after the first movie when they had more money to hire a bigger “star.” They understood that you as Edward was a big part of Twilight’s success (and also Buttcrack Santa, may he rest in peace), but it’s become clear to me that they don’t really understand the extent of your good-looks and our attraction to you. Or, at least, they don’t know what to do with it.

Yes, I’m talking about how they turned Edward the hot 17 year old from Twilight (the one success of Cathy Hardi) into a tweed-wearing Grandpa with who constantly sucks on werthers candy in New Moon:

And then in Eclipse they apparently tried to appeal to the German fans & turned you into a David Hasselhoff-clone

And then they did what we all feared when we first read that Bella got knocked-up.. Turned Edward into a “Dad.” I don’t know what job he has specifically, but it’s definitely something in sales.

Is it real estate?

How about used cars?

I’m afraid there’s gonna be a scene in Rio where Edward runs into the Tommy Bahama outlet to pick up a few Palm Tree golf shirts.

Do I need to remind Summit of your attraction, Rob, and give them some ideas for how Edward COULD have looked?

Sad-ward for when he leaves Bella in New Moon:

Bad-ass-ward for when Edward isn’t ABOUT to lose Bella to Jacob in Eclipse:

And then Nesting-ward for when Edward finally gets to lose his v-card, father a cute kid & just “hang out and stuff” or whatever they plan to do for the rest of eternity:

THAT’s the Edward I read when I first read the Twilight books. Summit is gonna get me into the theater either way, but I might just go a couple more times if Edward looks like the Edward of my dreams… (so… you in all your photo-shoots. Sorry- it’s your life now)

XO,

UnintendedChoice

What do you think? Are you as unimpressed as I am with these Edward-in-Breaking-Dawn photos? I’m SERIOUSLY getting a “Salesman” vibe from them….

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Hold on to your pants, Rob’s gonna be performing music in Breaking Dawn

(Sorry I’m the victim of shoddy internet AGAIN. Thanks Time Warner! My apologies friends!!!)

Ladies, why are you all fainting?

Dear Rob,

I have a pork shoulder all ready to cook, the beginnings of a killer cheesecake and my hands smell Like bbq rub and I’m speechless. Not because I’m making a birthday dinner tonight like a grown up but because of what I just read. I’m sitting here catching up on news in your world and then I came upon this piece of news from Carter burwell who will/is scoring Breaking Dawn

(before I drop this news I want all the ladies reading to close their office door, grab an emergency edward pillow to scream into and have some smelling salts handy because trust me, you’ll need them)

According to Carter’s official site…

“Carter just wrote Renesmee’s Lullaby” for Twilight Breaking Dawn 2, which Rob Pattinson will play on camera. The film will be released in November 2012

Also according to his Official Twitter Rob will be playing it on camera THIS WEEK.

*silence. Stunned silence*

I call this the "Trying not to eat you is hard blues"

Now I’m not too proud to say I may have done a little happy dance (lots of awkward hip thrusts and Brenden Fraser claps) around my kitchen when I read the news but Rob you understand. You know the draw a rockstar has. They can be the biggest sad sack on the planet but give them a guitar and a stage and ladies be trippin’ all over themselves. Then add in the fact you’re a movie star. Throw on top of that you’re the dude who plays Edward freakin Cullen and you’ve got the deadliest combination known to ladykind. We’re powerless to that kind of awesomeness. I won’t even add in the fact that you’ll be singing a lullaby to Renesmee making it Daddyward on the keys cause then we can all kiss what braincells we had left good bye. We’ll just pretend that part doesn’t happen till it happens so we can maintain some sanity.

Now I won’t ruin the moment by saying Carter Burwells Twilight score was my least favorite of the movies scores and Bellas lullaby did about nothing for me but it did give us our first glimpse of you playing the piano which oddly enough is the exact scene playing on the TV RIGHT NOW whilst I write this. Yea so if Twi or NM is on Showtime I may leave it on in the background. So sue me, I’m a fan. And I’m pretty sure we all have you singing “Never Think” and “Let Me Sign” burned into our memories.

The only thing wrong with this bit of news?? We get to torture ourselves thinking about it for another year and a half since Breaking Dawn part 2 won’t be out till November 2012. Ugh

Staring a new countdown clock… 647 Days (wow, that’s painful)
Themoonisdown

PS Kristin (mod kristin)- get ready, dust off your docs.

And just for clicks after the cut let’s listen to some Rob music

Continue…

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The Ghosts of Rob Pattinson’s Past: Part 1

Dear Rob,

I’ve been thinking a lot about you (duh) and my mind has been drifting to the past two years. Maybe it’s because our 2 year anniversary is coming up next week, or maybe it’s because I’ve been missing the old, drama-free days when life was just new pictures, new videos, new things to swoon over, new things to laugh at day after day after day. The past is fun to think about. So I decided to start a December feature focusing on the Ghost of Robert’s Past, Present & Future. OF course by “Ghost” I mean, really hot things about each of those times in your life. So today, I present: The Ghost of Robert Pattinson Past: Part one

I remember finishing the Twilight saga on vacation in 2008, and hitting the blogs, looking for info. about the books. That’s when I discovered a MOVIE was releasing in a few months. Starring…. CEDRIC:

Accio your clothes

But Cedric quickly turned into Oh my goshhhhhhhh…. that’s not Cedrrrriccc” (that’s my text-representation of the groaning noise I made in the movie theater in November of 2008) with one little scene & twitch of your mouth:

Next I experienced you in a suit for the first time while watching (or attempting to watch) the London premiere of Twilight while on my computer at work:

Never noticed it before, but I bet $10,000 you went into that Burger King after you walked the red carpet

And then Oh, no he Di’int when you cut your hair. Which I liked. Plus the guitar- Gah! Kill me

Speaking of Guitar- remember when you did those two songs for the Twilight soundtrack & movie & I used to listen to them over and over and over and over and over again & reminisce losing my Robert Pattinson virginity (or was that fantasizing about losing my Robert Pattinson virginity? Hmmm. Same diff)

Remember when you used to get down & party with who we can assume is your poor, left out of the attractive Pattinson-gene-pool, cousin?

Remember when you got invited to the Oscars & THIS was the best moment of the night?

And of couse, Ahem, The Tuck (You’re welcome for not posting the picture)

And….. well, I got this far & then realized that The Ghost of Rob Pattinson Past is long. Or the ghost is busy. Or he was busy. Or maybe it’s a she. Or something. Like if I keep going, we’re gonna be here until Christmas. So until next time……I’ll be listening to Never Think on repeat, envisioning The Tuck and remembering the Ghost of Rob Pattinson’s Christmases- errrr- November to April, 2009 past.

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Okay, you see what I did here! Now it’s YOUR turn. Keeping in mind we’re going to do this again with a Part 2 next week, what are some of your favorite “Ghosts” (aka hot moments. Yes I realize that analogy doesn’t work. Go with me. It’s the holiday spirit) of Rob Pattison’s Past starting at the “beginning” through April/May 2009?

Yo- you know how the Bite Me Edward notepads were 1/2 off in November? Well, we just got word that the sale was extended through December 15th! Whoo hoo! Pick up some (or some more!) for gifts! Bite Me Edward (no seriously)

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Oh so thankful for Rob

Dear Rob,

By now you know us Americans love our Thanksgiving and we’ve told you all about how we stuff ourselves and sit around the table talking about what we’re thankful for, all in the name of the Pilgrims and the Native Americans coming together for a feast. So since you already know that stuff lets do my favorite part of Thanksgiving the eating sharing what we’re thankful for… (the day after)

Jumping Rob
By making history’s most awkward, goofy, hilarious jump into the waters off Brasil you single handedly saved what was about to be the dullest autumn in the Twidom. And we’re especially thankful for FuckYeaJumpingRob for keeping the funnies coming.

I mean seriously we could go on and on with these…

TV Week Photoshoot

You girls are crrraaayyy craaayy

Who in the world knows what TV Week is but who in the world cares? Can I get an amen? Cause they brought us these and for that we are THANKFUL. Amen and Amen!

Other Movies

It’s good to be reminded that you’re NOT Edward Cullen… you’re also Cedric Diggory and Daniel Gale and Tyler Hawkins and now Jacob Jankowski and we’re glad. We’re thankful we can tell friends that you’re an actor beyond Twilight and you’re pretty good at it.

Our Rob Suppliers
Robsessed, Biel, Twifans and Will and his NMM, Eclipse Movie and BDMovie sites/empire because they ALWAYS always have what we’re looking for and are the best

But mostly thankful for our fellow LTR girls who keep us on our toes and keep bringing the laughs in the comments and their letters. We would be stuck on AIM and GChat if it wasn’t for them.

Happy Thanksgiving and have a wonderful weekend!
Moon and UC

Share what Rob stuff you’re thankful for in the comments!!

Oh- Groupon (yes, we’re talking about them again. as you can tell we LOVE them!) has a Secret Shopper Page that you can only access by clicking this special LTR link. I don’t know what the special deals are but I think they’re only available through Monday (or are different every day until Monday!) It’s a secret. Shhhh
Groupon Secret Shopper

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