Rob’s making a list and checking it twice 2011 edition

Reminder note: There are THREE auto-playing video ads- two in the side, one ALL the way below. Hit the volume button ONCE & it should mute them for eternity.

I've got lots of awful gift ideas for you this year!

Dear Rob,

It’s the first day of December so it’s time we start getting serious about the upcoming Holidays. So some semi interesting reporter asked you a quasi interesting question about what’s the best gift you’ve given or gotten for Christmas…

http://youtu.be/N1Y5GohswnU

A boiler for your parents?! Come on Rob. I know think you’re the practical gift giver. You’re the guy who’s going to give someone wool socks or a gift certificate to XXX not something someone actually wants. Sure, your parents need to replace the boiler but you’re rolling in it now, why don’t you just do that NOW and get them something like matching Rollex’s for the holidays? Imagine Dick flossing SO hard in London with his Rolli! He’ll be all up in their charity Christmas dinner yelling for the oldsters to wave their Rolli’s side to side.

It’s really too bad Rob… a boiler over Rolli’s… or here’s my other genius idea you can’t steal because I’m going to send it to them but maybe it will inspire you. Yes, I would get Dick and Clare a subscription to an eggroll of the month club. We witness first hand their love for stuffing them in their mouths and enjoying the crispy goodness. Who can blame them! Take that Josh Hutcherson’s turtle!

I have a list for the rest of your special someone’s…

This isn't on their lists

The sisters – a promise to introduce them to Ryan Gosling at an upcoming event, party, whatever it takes, even if that means playing Ryan’s little brother/annoying friend in an upcoming film. Cause this is what brother’s do for their sisters. Especially when the Gos is involved.

Tom Sturridge – the used razor you used to shave your own beard. You heard the ladies were over the Sasquatch look.

Sam Bradley – Same as last year: copy of “Robert Pattinson’s guide to not creeping girls out when I sing by eye f*cking them till it’s awkward” and a new blazer from Dick’s closet and ONE hoop earring from Clare’s jewelry box. But because he’s been such a good pal this year he’s also getting him a pair of personalized Nike’s, one that says Bram and the other says Sadley.

Neither is this, try again!

Taylor Lautner – a gift certificate for Taylor and Big Daddy and you and Dick for a Father/Son retreat weekend at the Culinary Institute of Tuscany (sponsored by Olive Garden of course)

Kristen – Another bearskin rug (those things wear out easily) oh and a turtle.

So let me just say sure, go ahead and give them the boiler cause you’re a good son and clearly you’re listening when your parents complain about it but get them some REAL gifts dear. Come on now.

Happy Holiday Shopping!
Themoonisdown

Who else does Rob need to buy gifts for that we left out? Dean? Some man jewelry?

Read last year’s list

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Rob’s making a list and checking it twice!

Heeeeeeyyy Guys, it's Santa Rob!! Who's been naughty and who's been nice?

Dear Rob,

Since I’ve been in a tizzy trying to buy the rest of the Christmas prezzies on my list I got to wondering about what’s on yours list to get your family and friends. So we know you don’t go to any shops besides Norman’s Rare Guitars and unless his mom wants a vintage Fender you might want to expand your shopping horizons especially since Christmas (and Boxing Day) is right around the corner! So what IS on your list?

Dick – Regift him a brand spanking new pullover from a SWAG bag you received last year. “Borrow” (for forever) the same pullover from him in 5 years.

Clare – Advanced copy of Country Strong since she has a thing for Garrett Hedlund after seeing Tron.

The sisters – Advanced copy of Country Strong. See above

Your Grandparents – matching Jitterbug cell phones since you’re their official spokesperson and all.

Tom Sturridge – Tshirt with “Bros before hoes” on the front and “no really, I mean it!” on the back

Sam Bradley – copy of “Robert Pattinson’s guide to not creeping girls out when I sing by eye f*cking them till it’s awkward” and a new blazer from Dick’s closet and ONE hoop earring from Clare’s jewelry box.

Bobby Long – a bedazzeled bangs comb and a promise of never to mention his name ever ever again.

Perfect for framing and fireplace hanging

Taylor Lautner – Framed 16×20 of this picture –>

Kristen Stewart – new bearskin rug.

Looks like you’ll be busy this next week Rob, trying to locate rugs and blowing up pictures and writing a book about non-creepy looks. So you better get started I guess and we’ll sit here and watch these 4 seconds of awesome from a Water for Elephants teaser…

I won’t share how many times I’ve watched it.

Happy last minute Xmas shopping!
Themoonisdown

Who did Rob leave off his list? What should he get for Stephanie Ritz? What about Stephenie Meyer? Lots of Stephe/anie’s!

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The Four weeks of Twimas: Gifts that won’t embarrass you or anyone you love

Dear LTRers,

Each week leading up to Christmas, Hanukkah, the winter solstice & that K-holiday I won’t even attempt to spell, we’ve been sharing some Twi/LTR/Rob-related gifts that are sure to please your friends, family & that Unicorn at work you Rob-gossip with over lunch. Today we’re featuring one of our favorite LTR friends, Adrienne Trafford.

We first “met” Adrienne when we came across her print entitled “Deepest Loss.” We’ve used it on tons of tear-jerker LTT letters because it was inspired by Bella, left in the woods after Edward leaves (except Adrienne’s Bella is dressed way better than the real Bella!)

This holiday season, Adrienne is offering the Deepest Loss print for $10 in her Etsy Shop. What’s better than supporting an artist, giving a hand-made, not-mass produced gift (or keeping one for yourself) all while secretly supporting Twilight. That’s right, with Adrienne’s art hanging on your wall, everyone will admire the beautiful work without knowing at all that it’s an homage to Twilight! (Oh fine, this is LTR- secretly supporting Twilight and in essence supporting Rob!)

Check out another favorite Twi-inspired piece that we love: Bella Pale White

Happy shopping!

Love,
UC & Moon

PS: And through the end of the day, the Bite Me Edward notepads are still 50% off when you use the code BITEME50

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