Robert Pattinson, The Nerd, My lover!

Dear Rob-

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again… I love me some nerdy Rob. I’m not joking… bring on the glasses and lame ass rainbow sweaters ANY day and I will be all over you like white on rice. So apparently this is form The Bad Mothers Handbook (im such a good fan I know everything about you… sorta. uh not really) which I really need to see. Please have your mom Clare send me a copy from her personal collection of all your greatest works.

I think I have what professionals might call a “nerd fetish.” Please help me… make my day and talk nerdy to me Rob!

XO!
Themoonisdown

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It'll be our little secret – Robert Pattinson, Boy Model!

My mom is a Modeling Agent...

Dear Sweet Baby Jesus and blog editors and fans everywhere-

Can we all just agree that THIS never happened? And stop posting these pictures everywhere?

It seems like just the moment my brain has been cleansed of these glamor shots a new set of these retched Miu Miu pictures resurface.

Why God, WHY???

And the caption “Robert’s First Time?” If nothing else screams Skeezy McGee, than these do, Star Magazine! Who do you have working for you, some creepy pedi rejects from “To Catch a Predator?” And their whole job is finding disturbing pictures to post from stars first gigs? Where do I sign up??  I mean… uh gross!

My eyes are up here... LADIES???!!

Of all these creepster photos, this one to the right is the one that looks most like Rob NOW but also the most disturbing. The pose, the oddly strewn tie/scarf and what looks like daddy’s old boxers which turns out are apparently swim trunks. WTF was the stylist thinking?

Just please, I beg of you… MAKE IT STOP! Have we not suffered enough this week with the whole TUCK Scandal ’09 and now THESE!

I don’t know how much more my heart can take… I’m gonna have to hit up some old Saturday Morning Delights to cleanse the palette AGAIN.

Loving you no matter what… but please stop!
Themoonisdown

PS where the heck are some new press pics for NEW MOON?! Hello, Summit? We’re dying… THIS is what we’re dealing with right now, PLEASE for the love of God help a sister (and some brothers) out and throw us some new HOT Edward pics. Or the Wolves! The Wolves…

Pics from Robsessed!

As of this am we are WINNING in the Dazzle Awards! ZOMG! But by like nine votes…. We NEED to win this award that means nothing. WE NEED TO. So vote for us NOW. Vote MULTIPLE TIMES (I find that in order to vote multiple times in a day you have to use different computers and/or different browsers. Perhaps you can head to the library, sign onto all 20 of their computers and use their 2-3 different browsers. kThxBai) Dazzle Awards Biatch

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GASP… ROBERT PATTINSON IS HUMAN!!

I AM HUMAN HEAR ME ROAR!

*clears throat, grabs bullhorn, steps up on soapbox*

Dear Crazy Rob Fans (the bad ones)-

We’ve all now officially seen “THE TUCK” picture and now 5 minutes later I’m already reading complete nonsense about how this picture is ruining Rob’s image and how he’s fat and has back-acne and his pubes are trimmed. I’ve got news for you psychos…

HE’S AN AVERAGE GUY!!!!!!!

And can we all say a collective “AMEN?” He is NOT Edward with a marble chest, he is Rob, pasty white, somewhat soft in this picture… THAT’S NORMAL! and ya know what? That makes me feel a heck of a lot better about myself cause god knows I don’t look like Megan Fox or have her body and God knows 90% of the Twi-dom doesn’t either! So calm down!

XO, loving you like you are…
Themoonisdown

*bullhorn screeches, steps off soapbox, goes back to spinning records and making out with rob*

PS dont make me pull out those rings of nibelungs pics again!
PPS if you’ve been living under a rock or caught under some heavy furniture check out the pic at our pals Robsessed

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World Premiere of a new Rob video

Dear Rob,

My grandmother wrote on my Facebook wall (yes, I said that) and said, “Hi UC, I read where “hunk” Robert Pattinson doesn’t shower and is stinking up the set.- thought you’d like to hear that.” Yes. She said that.

I go by a fake name on LTR & LTT and that isn’t because I am afraid to tell our readers my real name, but I’m afraid that people like my grandmother, my dad and my great aunt Ruth will visit this site and send me letters about how they’re “disappointed in me.” I keep my mouth shut when people say inaccurate things about Twilight or judge it unfairly in public (it kills me), and I never EVER talk about you, Robert Pattinson, in public in any way other than to say “That actor Rob-something who is a vampire in some movie and a wizard in another.” I do this because I know that my knowledge about you and Twilight makes me look crazy. So I stay quiet. HOW DID MY GRANDMOTHER KNOW ENOUGH TO SEND ME THAT FACEBOOK MESSAGE (and who is teaching the old people how to use facebook!? STOP!)?

I went on that rant because the video I am about to share made me feel extremely, extremely dirty. Yet that has not stopped me from watching it 3 times in a row or posting it online, despite the fear that my grandmother may or may not know about this site. Some might call me crazy, I just call me awesome.

Premiering: The Rob Crotch Volume 2

Love, UnintendedChoice
(It’s on days like these that I’m glad I have a fake name)

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Much love to the magical and talented Carrie who has provided the amazing video for today! See volume 1 here

PS: If one of you is really my grandmother going by a name like “I want to do Rob” or “UCsGma” please fess up so I can be prepared for the next time I see you. Leigh Anne? Is that really you? Or are you my “Mimi?”

*Moon note: i gave my dad facebook “lessons” over t’giving and christmas. he now posts videos of his jeeping trips with his facebook bff’s. even i haven’t gone that far. it is quite humbling. Oh and if Rob’s crotch has spoken to you this morning (you might wanna get that checked out!) you should show your appreciation and reverence by voting for us at the Dazzle Awards! Scroll down to Best Rob Fansite and vote like you mean it!*

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Saturday Morning Delight – Sugar and Spice

Dear LTR Gals-

If nothing else can get you going in the morning, this song and Rob will. Forget caffeine, all it takes is a little James Brown and Rob in your cup.

Our two comments about this video:
Moon: damn his hair is hot
UC: his arm looked buff in that one picture

You can tell we’re tired bloggers but this song makes me feel like jumping up and doing a little jig. Also Rob I love the that instead of doing a comb over, you’re going a comb up.

Enjoy this jump start to your weekend!
XO-
Themoonisdown

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(edit- so apparently the embed is disabled. LAME.com but since we like it so much go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2_gxjXWaY )

PS if anyone knows of an extra ticket to the Burbank Film Festival this humble little blogger would LOVE to go/live tweet it/blog it/profess her undying love for Art in How To Be. Let us know!

PPS a little prize from us to you for being so awesome and because this is not funny in the least…
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