Spot Rob, the in-field guide

Dear Rob-

Since you’ve been hiding out recently sleeping in with me everyday getting into character/working out/escaping freaky stalker Twimoms, we’ve missed you around these parts. In fact we’re starting to forget what you even look like (ok, ok just go along with me on this one gals), you know when you haven’t seen someone in so long you sometimes can’t picture them in your head? That’s what this feels like Rob! But fortunately for us some crappy rag-mag has published this easy how-to guide for recognizing your body parts on other people. So when that blessed day comes and you’re spotted out in that grandma sweater of yours we’ll be able to figure out it’s YOU and not Jake Gyllenhaal with a Dadcase. He wishes!

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Enlarge this badboy by clicking on it. Perfect size to be printed off and carried around in your handbag, Ladies. Just in cases!

Let’s break it down shall we…

  • Orlando Bloom’s Eyes– Elven eyes are better than Elven ears I suppose. But yea I can see this. And they actually kinda look related. Oh those Brits!
  • Matthew McConaughey’s Hair – Ef the hair, the only thing I’m worried about is Rob’s hair taking after Matthew’s and waking the neighbors with naked bongo playing. The boy’s not muscular enough for that kind of exertion.
  • Jake Gyllenhaal’s Eyebrows – So I take it Jakey’s eyebrows have to be pushed and pulled and plucked and tweezed and waxed into submission just like Robbie’s? Poor Jake.
  • Chase Crawford’s Lips – WTF?! I’d like to think we know a thing or two about Rob’s lips around these parts, especially when they get all smooshy. Besides, Chase Crawford looks like a melty Ken doll, I simply cannot agree with this or condone it. NEXT!
  • Jude Law’s Chin – Better than having some of Jude Law’s other uh… parts allegedly. AHEM. Sorry Judey.

Now Rob don’t play hard to get… come out and be a nice boy otherwise we’ll be forced to use the tools (this field guide*) we have to find you!

Smooches and Tweezers!
Themoonisdown

*ladies!! I know you too well.

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Ef yea Rob porn for women!

Dear LTR Readers-

Everytime we post just Rob pictures you girls go nuts (100 comments from yesterdays pic post!), anytime my sister-in-law pulls out the book “Porn for Women” ladies go WILD hooting with laughter and anytime I visit “Fuck Yea Ryan Gosling” I almost pee my pants from laughing so hard. This synthesis led UC and I to create Ef Yea Rob Porn for Women! And in honor of our little “Letters” theme we like to use around here I’ve created our very first edition…

(check out those links first, if you have NO idea what I’m talking about)

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Aw Robbie, always so helpful!
Themoonisdown

Specials thanks to our inspirations-
Porn for Women
My sister in law
Fuck Yea Ryan Gosling
Sass for some great pictures and link inspiration
*Insert from UnintendedChoice: This site because when Moon and I see that pic of Jake Gyllenhaal on the horse we pee ourselves laughing.

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