Spunk Ransom <- this is NOT a cute nickname

Ladies...Just call me Ransom, SPUNK Ransom that is

Dear Rob-

I know that Spunk Ransom was totally something you came up with off-the-cuff during an interview and never imagined that people would take it and run like the wind with it cause I’m sure you would have thought twice about using a word that is synonymous with semen. Now, I don’t know about the rest of the world, but here in the states “Spunk” is a term for spooge, jizz, baby batter if you will! Yea, I just went there.  I have a lot of dude friends. But I can’t help it, this needs to be said, I’ve been dying to get it off my chest.

I remember the first time I saw this infamous interview where they asked about people referring to you as “RPattz” and you saying you wished you had a different name something ‘cool’ like… uh… “Spunk Ransom.” And I swear I went all Skooby Doo and said, ‘RUH? Ruh roh…he just said WHA???’ and had to rewind it like five times. Cause no one goes, “Yea I want people to call me something rad like, uh… Skeet Johnson.” You pick something like “The Boss,” or “Frank the Tank.” Duh.

So during the next mall tour (yea right) or premiere when you hear girls yelling out “Spunk” to get your attention just know that somewhere I am giggling.

Chuckles (<– see, now THATS a nickname!)
Themoonisdown

Watch THE video… maybe we should flag it for “adult content” 😀
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvdRNqLvRY]

You know what doesn’t need to be flagged for adult content? Yep, that’s right. The entries for our Valentines Contest (do you like how I made something that has nothing to do with valentines contest have to do with our valentines contest? Skills, y’all) Check out the deets here!

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The (disturbing) dirt

Dear Rob,
I woke up this morning all excited to see what the news and blogosphere had to tell me today about you. Would we get a Rob sighting today!? Or maybe at least some more outtake photos from the Twilight promo days (preferable sans KStew) Well, there was some new news.. but I’ll be honest… I’m not sure I like any of it…

• For 3 seconds I believed this and my heart was heavy (aka I almost killed myself) until I realized I’m just an idiot and should look at the name of the sites I enter. 
   
• Rob, I have no words. I mean, if you really wanted to take a bath, couldn’t you have just come over and let me help you, instead of letting that dude help?
   
• People have a lot of time on their hands to keep photoshoppping your head on ugly modeling photos. Stop it people!
   
• So, this isn’t disturbing at all but I had to end on a high note. I got so gooey inside when you looked at Kristen at the end of this vid and all I could think was: I could never be an actress, at least not around you, I literally would, well, jizz in my pants when you looked at me…

  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXtu0wkqdY&eurl=http://www.google.com/reader/view/&feature=player_embedded] 

Happy Friday! Loves xo
(UnintendedChoice)

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That smile

A-ok now!

Dear Rob-

This picture gave me the will to live and finish the rest of this work day. That smile kills me.

Thanks

XO
Me (themoonisdown)

PS wtf are these “a’s” all over everything? LAME.

Pictures @ Robert Pattinson Online

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Rob, will you please come to my house. I need you for something RIGHT NOW…

Dear Rob,

Seriously? Is it possible you looked this good in an EW outtake? THIS IS AN OUTTAKE? I have no words.  Could you come over? Now? I just want to try this one thing….

Love, 
UnintendedChoice (trust me, there is nothing unintended about this choice) 

(source & source)

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Rob, you like Eminem?

Dear Rob,

I read something today that said you told BBC that you admired Eminem as one of your “heroes” when you were a youngster.

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This does not fit with the image I have in my mind of you:

image in my mind of you, the hot grown-up you

This article also said you liked Jay Kay from Jamiroquia and I have no idea who that is. So I assume that site is a British site (they said some words I didn’t understand) Maybe it’s a non-legit news site, like The National Enquirer is here in the states.  

[I have no context. The only life-experience I have of your home is stopping through on my way to Italy for an post-college rendezvous with my college roomies. But we were so sleepy from the long-ass plane ride, so we slipped into our PJ’s and took a walk down the street only to decide we wanted to go bed despite being able to hear this from where we were staying. I didn’t know I needed to research smutty gossip magazines from your homeland.  I regret it now, I really do.]

Anyway, back to YOU and EMINEM. Um, stop, k? Slim Shady just isn’t cool to like (it was cool for like a second, but not “he’s my hero” cool!)

Also, if you’d like to help me with my UK context I’m willing to forego the Florida trip I have planned this weekend to see the in-laws. And I’d really like to meet your mom… What do you think?

Love,
Me

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