I told them to stop that…

Dear Rob,

robandsomeotherguys Sorry, I told them to stop it, but the media struck again.

This time you were called a “Hunk of 2008.” I mean, you are (and you were in 2007-1986, as well) but you should really be alone in this pic. Or at least with someone in the same CLASS as you. Someday they will listen to me…

(found this on Robert Pattinson Life (where I usually check for the latest and greatest on you!)

K, gotta get back to work. Loves!

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Congrats, smarty-pants!

Dear Rob,

I read something today that said you did well on your A-level exams (despite the fact that you missed 4 months of school and only had 2 weeks of catch-up time) You got one A and two B’s. Great job!

What are A-level exams? Are they like the PSSAs? I took those in grades 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 11 and I believe I kicked ass, just like you (especially in 3rd grade- I’m great at multiplication). Oh- I know.. you’re from Britain, so they’re probably like the O.W.L.’s, right?

See, I KNEW you were different. The media is trying to compare you (or at least contrast you) with people like Zac Efron or the Jonas Brothers.  I read these things and I think, “Really? You’re putting the Jonas Brothers and Zac Efron in the same sentence as Rob? MY ROB?”

I apologize for this HUGE mistake. I don’t know if Zachy or the Joney Bros did well on their PSSAs (or the Cali & homeschool equivalants), but you should NEVER even be put NEAR the same category they are in, let alone IN it! Ugh, the horror..

You’re older than all those boys by at least a year and 1/2.  You do great movies unlike Efron’s lame-o musicals (and I love musicals). Your musical taste kicks ass while THIS is Efron’s (and the Jonas Brothers admit they like John Mayer- yeah, ‘you’re body is a wonderland’ brings back good mems of making out with the boyf in college, but no one actually ADMITS to liking him!)

Seriously, these people need to STOP with the rediculous comparisons. NO ONE compares to you! xo

Robbie Greater Than Joney and Efron

(are the Joney Bros even with Zac in that picture? Or is that just some guy who looks exactly like him?)

PS: Also- the Jonas brothers wear purity rings.  Now I’m not suggesting that you’re not pure… actually, on second thought, that would totally ruin my image of you, so yes, I AM suggesting you’re not “pure.” And if you are… I know someone who can help you out with that, er… problem.

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