We can't say good-bye to the Oscars quite yet
Dear Rob,
I know you were gagging while complimenting Zac & Vanessa on their performance in HSM3 (good job pretending you’ve even heard of it- and props to the quick thinking on behalf of your manager, Nick, for giving you a heads up)
We all know you were really just wanting to wanting to tell Vanessa “Fabulous performance tonight, but you’re still no Leah…”
And instead of joking with Zac about your matching bow ties, we know you just wanted to give him some pointers on having sex with a co-star. “Dude, I just hit it and ran…why you hitting it and sticking around?”
'Hit it and run. That's how I roll'
Speaking of co-stars you’ve hit and run from, was it awkward seeing PapaStew (Kristen’s dad) at all? You guys seemed pretty casual.
JStew: "Then you're gonna say 'This is Hollywood, got it?" Rob: "Got it" JStew: "Now Rob, did you fool around with my daughter while shooting Twilight?" Rob: "Uh, what? I mean, ye- no, what did you hear? huh? did Michael say somet... did she like it? I mean, did she say something? Does she want a round 2? Wait, what's the question?" AND ACTION Rob: "This is Hollywood"
Love,
Us
We keep thinking we’re retiring the Oscars. Then we remember how damn hot you looked and decide to bring it out of retirement.
In other news, happy 26th birthday to one of our first blog readers and UC’s in-real-life friend MushroomMexLover. In honor of your birthday, Mex, I am sharing with the world my favorite quotes you have ever said about Rob or Twilight.
At the end of an e-mail to me about a party we were attending. p.s. please bring rob. i’m planning on wearing my blue blouse that clings to my frame.
um so today i was telling the guy I started dating how i sometimes have a hard time reading him…. it went something like this:
“i’m usually very good at reading people…with just one exception.”i met my future in-laws today. still didn’t meet alice…i mean trish (his sister). his father is so compassionate and his mother incredibly loving. just like another couple i know….
he also has a brother that can alter the moods of others.
Love you MushroomMexlover. Happy Birthday!
We got a whole slew of Oscar-related letters sent to us after Sunday and decided to post the highlights after the jump.
Tags: , Australia, John Stewart, Mickey Rourke, Nick Frenkel, Oscars, Rob Pattinson at the Oscars, robert pattinson, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
