MTV asks us to AskRob and we’ve got some questions
(welcome to me trying to remember my original Wednesday post that got eaten by our server… here goes…)
Josh Horowitz says what?!
Dear Rob,
With Water for Elephants just around the corner all the press is starting to heat up MTV is going to be doing a lil segment with you called Ask Rob where they (duh) ask you questions submitted by fans via twitter to @MTVNews with the hashtag #AskRob. So of course we couldn’t leave Josh Horowitz up to his own fanboy devices so we’ve come up with some questions, if given the chance, we’d #AskRob… cause really we should be asked to interview you cause I can tell you we would NOT be asking about your hair or sparkling or abs. So with that in mind and our self imposed moratorium on questions pertaining to Le Stew and Twilight here is what we would…
Ask Rob
Hmmm how shall I answer this??
- Why have you not returned any of my calls? #AskRob
- Are you jealous that your internet meme Jumping Rob isnt as big as say Ryan Goslings “hey girl” or Sad Don Draper or “Prancing Cera” and “Strutting Leo?” #AskRob
- Follow up question are you planning any bigger jumps in Vancouver or are you going to try a different approach say dancing or leaping maybe? #AskRob
- If you could only choose one flavor to eat for the rest of your life would be be ham and broccoli or pepperoni and three cheese hot pockets? #AskRob
- If you became too busy to do errands do you feel comfortable letting Tom Sturridge choose what underwpants you wear for the rest of your life? #AskRob
- Does Reese make your list of Top 3 MILFS? #AskRob
- Tell us the truth- did you ever fall asleep with Rosie in the elephant stall? #AskRob
- Since you’re so close, if Rosie was ever out of a job and asked to crash on your couch would you let her? #AskRob
- Did you ever slip up and call Christophe Waltz Capt Von Trapp? And moreover would you agree that Christophe is the Christopher Plummer of our generation? #AskRob
- Tell the truth, is Martin the dog named after the guitar brand or are you just a huge Martin fan? #DaaaaamnGina #AskRob
Then since I’m equal opportunity and I like to be unbiased I asked a guy friend what he would ask Rob if he would. After assuring me he was straight and asking me not to reveal his identity (I’m sure you can guess) and me telling him to “be nicer” he gave me these questions to #AskRob
Don't mind that heavy breathing on the other end of the line, that's just me
- Have you accepted your slow and unenviable decline into mediocrity and general luke perry-ness yet, or are you waiting until after rehab? #AskRob
- When did you realize you were gay? #AskRob
- Do you ever worry that your face is going to get stuck like that? #AskRob
- How long do you think you can use being British as a cover for you being the weirdest dude alive? #AskRob
- In the middle of the night, do you ever wake up in a cold sweat screaming DAMN YOU BEIBER!? #AskRob
So maybe not nicer but definitely made us laugh. Clearly we need to be put in a room with you for 15 minutes. We should also be allowed to interview you at some point, but that’s neither here nor there.
Happy Friday!
Themoonisdown
What would you ask Rob if given the chance? Should we take bets on how long Josh Horowitz waits to ask about Kristen or Breaking Dawn? Have a question but don’t have twitter or don’t want to sully the rep of your feed? Post it in the comments and we’ll ask the ones that make us laugh the most!
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