It'll be our little secret – Robert Pattinson, Boy Model!

My mom is a Modeling Agent...

Dear Sweet Baby Jesus and blog editors and fans everywhere-

Can we all just agree that THIS never happened? And stop posting these pictures everywhere?

It seems like just the moment my brain has been cleansed of these glamor shots a new set of these retched Miu Miu pictures resurface.

Why God, WHY???

And the caption “Robert’s First Time?” If nothing else screams Skeezy McGee, than these do, Star Magazine! Who do you have working for you, some creepy pedi rejects from “To Catch a Predator?” And their whole job is finding disturbing pictures to post from stars first gigs? Where do I sign up??  I mean… uh gross!

My eyes are up here... LADIES???!!

Of all these creepster photos, this one to the right is the one that looks most like Rob NOW but also the most disturbing. The pose, the oddly strewn tie/scarf and what looks like daddy’s old boxers which turns out are apparently swim trunks. WTF was the stylist thinking?

Just please, I beg of you… MAKE IT STOP! Have we not suffered enough this week with the whole TUCK Scandal ’09 and now THESE!

I don’t know how much more my heart can take… I’m gonna have to hit up some old Saturday Morning Delights to cleanse the palette AGAIN.

Loving you no matter what… but please stop!
Themoonisdown

PS where the heck are some new press pics for NEW MOON?! Hello, Summit? We’re dying… THIS is what we’re dealing with right now, PLEASE for the love of God help a sister (and some brothers) out and throw us some new HOT Edward pics. Or the Wolves! The Wolves…

Pics from Robsessed!

As of this am we are WINNING in the Dazzle Awards! ZOMG! But by like nine votes…. We NEED to win this award that means nothing. WE NEED TO. So vote for us NOW. Vote MULTIPLE TIMES (I find that in order to vote multiple times in a day you have to use different computers and/or different browsers. Perhaps you can head to the library, sign onto all 20 of their computers and use their 2-3 different browsers. kThxBai) Dazzle Awards Biatch

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The (disturbing) dirt

Dear Rob,
I woke up this morning all excited to see what the news and blogosphere had to tell me today about you. Would we get a Rob sighting today!? Or maybe at least some more outtake photos from the Twilight promo days (preferable sans KStew) Well, there was some new news.. but I’ll be honest… I’m not sure I like any of it…

• For 3 seconds I believed this and my heart was heavy (aka I almost killed myself) until I realized I’m just an idiot and should look at the name of the sites I enter. 
   
• Rob, I have no words. I mean, if you really wanted to take a bath, couldn’t you have just come over and let me help you, instead of letting that dude help?
   
• People have a lot of time on their hands to keep photoshoppping your head on ugly modeling photos. Stop it people!
   
• So, this isn’t disturbing at all but I had to end on a high note. I got so gooey inside when you looked at Kristen at the end of this vid and all I could think was: I could never be an actress, at least not around you, I literally would, well, jizz in my pants when you looked at me…

  [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXtu0wkqdY&eurl=http://www.google.com/reader/view/&feature=player_embedded] 

Happy Friday! Loves xo
(UnintendedChoice)

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This is kinda creepy but mostly awesome!

Dear Rob,

I dressed you today. Wish I could do that everyday. I’m loving the sweatshirt look- and the green henley is quite dashing as well.

Where have you been? Are you hiding in a hole in London? It’s been so long since I’ve seen actual pictures of you from paparazzi-stalkers that I’m resorting to cartoon-ish characters of you to get my fix.

Love,
me (xo)

Dress your own Rob here. (Thanks to Twilighters Anonymous for the tip!)

Leave us a comment with a linky to YOUR handsomely dressed Rob!

PS- *Edit* this is my (themoonisdown) rob doll! Mesh shirt and boxer briefs. SO? I’ve seen him hanging out in West Hollywood, it wouldnt surprise me to see him go-go-ing at the abbey in this get up 😀

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It's an American Apparel Christmas…

Dear Rob,
Got your Christmas Card.

Loved it. Have a great Christmas, yourself. I hear you’re back home in London. Give kisses to your  ‘mum’ for me.

xo

PS: You’re looking a little skinny. Did someone photoshop your beautiful face onto an American Apparel model again? Next time, use your own hot bod. xo

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