Where have I been, you ask? You might think I’ve been hiding in a hole distraught over the news that you MAY have REUNITED with you know who. But in reality, I could care less and it bores me so much to even think about the topic so that is the extent of what we’ll discuss about it. Do what you gotta do. But
I Katy Perry would have been fun for a little while.
What I HAVE been doing, though, is getting kinda reminiscent. Call it old age (don’t call it that); call it the realization that The Twilight End Is Coming (wahhh), but I’ve been scouring the LTR archives remembering back to the days when you were SO MUCH FUN. Here are a few things I’ve found:
I really miss MySpace Gangsta Rob
who was the first Rob we featured in our series “What if Rob wasn’t famous.” You were inspired by a cousin of mine whose Facebook profile doesn’t look much better than your MySpace Page
And where did hott butt from behind Rob go?
(Is it me or did you gain a few in the backside?) This could also be called “Almost growing a fishtail-Rob”
And how fun was that time we lost you in 2009 & vickyb put your picture on a milk carton?
And I MISS DRUNK ROB. Especially when you look like a wedding crasher
(The caption on that photo was: “This is what Rob looks like when TomStu leaves him alone with a Nana” I bet that was funny back in ’09!)
And what about all the fun we had when you looked like you were a guy who delivered the best nachos of all time:
And remember when WE ARE THE ROB worked & actually brought PEACE to the fandom for like a whole 20 minutes!?
And remember back when Pattinson Pants lady used to exist & comment?
(I sure hope those pants still exist- DO YOU THINK SHE’LL BE IN LA IN NOVEMBER!? That would be a FABULOUS end to a crazy 4 years. Especially if she lets me try on the pants)
And of course who could forget Rob as a Trucker
That one time where I ACTUALLY created a real profile on Trucker Passions.com with the headline “My rig is big”
Sigh.. it’s been so long I even miss Gold Chain Rob
AND GUYS: We know how I feel about GQ Rob!
I’ve begged & prayed & waited but NOTHING comes close to this photoshoot for me!
Oh Rob.. what am I going to have to do to have that much fun again? Imagine another “What if he wasn’t famous…” But this time you’re a server at Downton Abbey (hmmm… good excuse to google more pictures of Matthew/Dan Stevens…..)
What pictures/moments/Old Robs do you miss about ROB?