Where in the World is the Edward Action Figure – Cha Cha Edition

Say underpants!

Dear Mini Edward-

If you are anything like me you know the location of every photobooth in the greater Los Angeles area… and so of course showing up to a friend’s birthday party packing an Edward Cullen action figure in your bag wouldn’t be weird at all… especially if the sole reason for going (well besides to celebrate the friend and all) was because you knew you would be able to take pictures in the booth with your friend a fellow Rob fan, His One and Only (who asked did you bring HIM? in hushed tones), and mini E! Nope, not weird at all!

I knew you’d understand!
Themoonisdown

Location: Cha Cha Lounge, Silver Lake – Los Angeles, California

Where else has the Edward Action figure been?

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GASP… ROBERT PATTINSON IS HUMAN!!

I AM HUMAN HEAR ME ROAR!

*clears throat, grabs bullhorn, steps up on soapbox*

Dear Crazy Rob Fans (the bad ones)-

We’ve all now officially seen “THE TUCK” picture and now 5 minutes later I’m already reading complete nonsense about how this picture is ruining Rob’s image and how he’s fat and has back-acne and his pubes are trimmed. I’ve got news for you psychos…

HE’S AN AVERAGE GUY!!!!!!!

And can we all say a collective “AMEN?” He is NOT Edward with a marble chest, he is Rob, pasty white, somewhat soft in this picture… THAT’S NORMAL! and ya know what? That makes me feel a heck of a lot better about myself cause god knows I don’t look like Megan Fox or have her body and God knows 90% of the Twi-dom doesn’t either! So calm down!

XO, loving you like you are…
Themoonisdown

*bullhorn screeches, steps off soapbox, goes back to spinning records and making out with rob*

PS dont make me pull out those rings of nibelungs pics again!
PPS if you’ve been living under a rock or caught under some heavy furniture check out the pic at our pals Robsessed

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Saturday Morning Delight – Sugar and Spice

Dear LTR Gals-

If nothing else can get you going in the morning, this song and Rob will. Forget caffeine, all it takes is a little James Brown and Rob in your cup.

Our two comments about this video:
Moon: damn his hair is hot
UC: his arm looked buff in that one picture

You can tell we’re tired bloggers but this song makes me feel like jumping up and doing a little jig. Also Rob I love the that instead of doing a comb over, you’re going a comb up.

Enjoy this jump start to your weekend!
XO-
Themoonisdown

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(edit- so apparently the embed is disabled. LAME.com but since we like it so much go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2_gxjXWaY )

PS if anyone knows of an extra ticket to the Burbank Film Festival this humble little blogger would LOVE to go/live tweet it/blog it/profess her undying love for Art in How To Be. Let us know!

PPS a little prize from us to you for being so awesome and because this is not funny in the least…
Continue…

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Hallelujah! This is the day that the Lord has made

Dear Rob-

Sunday morning I get up to check my email and find out I was sent this lovely image from pal Lula that you see on the left, as part of our weekly “Sunday Worship”  session. Don’t get weirded out dear this is just the gals having some good ‘ol fashioned fun!

The email went as such:

Good Morning,
It is Sunday…let’s give praise!
Hallelujah!

So immediately I enlarged it and right clicked to make it my new desktop background image and this is what happened…

.

Obviously, a sign from God himself. So of course I kept it and wrote this back:

So uh when i went to make this my desktop background image this is what happened…

god works in mysterious ways.

amen

All day today anytime I would open my computer I was greeted with the the site of your crotch all up near my icons and of course start giggling because this is the BEST desktop wallpaper EVER invented. I rule at all things computer-y.

Yea, yea call us sacrilegious or inappropriate but we love us some Jesus and we love us some ROB! And ain’t nuttin wrong with that!

All my love and desktops!
Themoonisdown

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Where in the world is the Edward Action Figure – Baywatch Edition

Dear Edward-

Last weekend when the Moon family came to visit LA it was awesome that you threw caution to the wind and joined us in Malibu at Paradise Cove for brunch and a day on the beach in bright sunlight. You are so cavalier in your love for me! You even braved the water though you’re only a couple inches tall and those waves got a bit unruly and almost took you out!

After Brunch it was time to hit the sand and head straight for the surf

You were a sport and laid out with me even though you can’t tan

Then it was time to build a sand castle… it was obvious you studied architecture at some point

Then for the heck of it you decided to scale the side of the castle

We were having so much fun even BrotherMoon got in on the act

After that we decided to take a romantic stroll to the pier

You found a shell and (barely) held on to it for me

and then the unthinkable happened: a HUGE (mini edward sized) wave came up right as I was taking this pic and swept you away. Thank goodness Lilcrazycow was there to save your life (and this reoccurring blog post) because we all would have mourned your loss forever

That was such an ordeal we decided to take a breather on some beach chairs

and Lilcrazycow knew this was a Kodak moment she needed to capture before it was time to leave

Before you could get back in the car I made you (and Mommoon) wash all the sand off

It was time to leave and you couldn’t decide whether to take the motorcycles…

or the porsche. You choose the Porsche. Wise decision.

XO
Themoonisdown

Location: Paradise Cove – Malibu, California

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