Water for Elephants Press Junket brings it’s A Game and I use the term “Pattinspoon”
At the risk of inciting the crazies, which I already did by using the term “Pattinspoon” Sunday night, I gotta say I’m loving this Water for Elephants promo with you and Reese. It’s so laid back and “fun” Rob that I just can’t help myself. And I’m not trying to say a MARRIED Reese Witherspoon should try to get with you (more for the rest of us, duh!) I’m saying I love that she’s like a long lost Pattinson sister or maybe even a secret LTR reader who makes fun of you. I keep waiting for her to slip and call you “Claudia” or make you sit in the back seat of Dick’s car.
Sure we love the other press junkets cause you usually tell us interesting crap but for this WFE junket you’ve brought you’re A-game and so has Reese and so has the internet… so let’s stop wasting time and get to the best stuff from the WFE press junket…
Look at what we get…
Stories like this:
But what about the circus itself? “I really really like the fast food at circuses, I’m a big fan of hot dogs,” he jokes. “Seriously, I’ve only been to a circus once in my life: my sister told me the clown died when they did a stunt. I was only like 7 years old, so I freaked out when she said that. When she was 29 she told me that she made it up. But I was always knew that circus life is like a whole other world.”
BURN sister he told your age to a national publication!! Oh family dramz, gotta love it!
Singing songs like this:
Rob you can give me lines from Usher ANY DAY. This was MY JAM like 2 summers ago. MAN.
Interviews like this by a dude who’s almost as big a fanboy as Josh Horowitz from MTV…
Srsly, WHY are we not asked to interview you? We would come up with WAY better crap than this OR that dude from Extra WOW that one was bad!
Interviewer: You had a chance to adjust to married life…
Reese: Have you adjusted to married life yet?
Rob: I haven’t really got used to it yet…
Reese: We’ve only been married for 5 days.. Oh, wait, you’re not married, are you?
pictures like this…
you and Elephants! You kissing said elephant! When has Twilight ever rolled out a wolf or tracked down a real vampire for you to pose by? Amateurs!
I can only hope we keep getting this amazing stuff with WFE right about the corner! 17 Days till we finally get to see it all finally play out in front of us!
Thanks WFE Marketing and PR Team!
PS REALLY Rob stylists you gave him a LINEN jacket? Boys idea of a steamer does NOT involve Rowenta or Bissle.
Have you been loving the WFE press? What’s the best interview or question you’ve seen asked? And where in the world can Twilight find a real vampire for them to pose with? 🙂
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