Brookelockart and UnintendedChoice have a Quickie
Dear Rob,
Today we introduce you to a new type of blog post where Brookelockart & myself have a short conversation about you during our work days, turn it into a blog post & call it a quickie:
Brookelockart: Did you see that Rob feels bad for his Adele Diss?
“I had this argument with Adele, which is probably the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever said,” Pattinson, 26, said. “[I told her] you know, you can just really reach for it!! And she was like, ‘You do realize, I’m, like, the biggest-selling female artist ever.’ And for some reason, I decided to get into an argument with her about it.”
UC: what did he mean by “you can just really reach for it?”
Brookelockart: i don’t know. Drunk Rob speak…
(5 minutes later)
now it bothers me… what did he mean?
"Hey Rob... reach for THIS"
UC: I know… Reach for what?? The plate of mini hot dogs (snack of choice at hot parties) that were sitting on the other side of him.. he didn’t want to pass?
Brookelockart: Reach for any hot tushie that walks by?
UC: The 6er of Heineken that was out of her reach?
Brookelockart: The back of cigarettes he left on the other side of the table… ?? The demo CD Rob has been carrying around to hand to Adele on a chance meeting??
UC: the signed DVD of Twilight
Brookelockart: Robsten’s sex tape (with Adele music playing in the back ground)
UC: Rob’s drunken, karaoke cover of “Someone Like You”.. sung in a female voice
Brookelockart: Rob doing THE TUCK and in drag, drunkenly singing “Set Fire to the rain”? Or maybe Reach for Kristen’s back up chucks that accompany her to every event?
Will we ever know? What DID you mean!?
Love,
UnintendedChoice & Brookelockart
What do YOU think Rob meant by “Reach for it?”
