Creativity is Love – Twi-alentine's Day Contest!

Dearest LTT/LTR reader-

Ed’s eyes are gold
Emmett is strong
Write a cute poem
and win Kristen’s bong

Ok, so yours is going to be much much better than mine, but you get the idea! We’re hosting a Twi-alentine’s Day contest! And in the spirit of Bella we want to see your best HOMEMADE Valentine poems and cards! So there are two ways enter this…

01. Poem – just like the one I wrote above, write us your best “Roses are red…” Twilight related poem. The catagories for poems include:

– all Twilight series characters (Edward, Bella, Eric Yorkie, whoever)
– Rob (we do run LTR after all)
– Misc. (Stephenie, Forks, fangirls, whatever your heart desires)

02. Cards – design a Twi-alentine Day’s card. It can be digital, photoshop, scrap, stamped, whatever you want. Upload a copy of it and send us a link to your creation. Catagories for card designs include:

– all Twilight characters (bella to edward, you to jacob, whatever)
– Rob (duh)
– Misc. (skies the limit, anything Twilight related)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get creative
and this could be you…

Feel the love!

The deets: you have till Thursday, February 12th at 6PST to email us (make sure the subject line is “Twi-alentine’s Contest!) your very best Twi-alentine’s! UnintendedChoice and I will then burn the midnight oil deliberating (or mud wrestling) over who will win in each catagory. And guess what! This time we’re going to have ACTUAL prizes… REAL not fake orgies! UC and I will be figuring those out in the next few days and announce them here but they’ll be GOOD, trust! And to that end, if you’ve got Twilight related stuff you wanna donate to the cause, we’re looking for additional prizes. We will sing your praises and pimp any sites you have if you donate. email us!

Now time to get creative!

<3
Moon and UC

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To Rob's ex-girlfriend: I hate you a lot but also want to be your friend…

Dear Rob’s “great love story for 3 years,”

Hi. My name is UnintendedChoice and I run a blog obsessing about your ex-boyf, Rob Pattinson, with my friend theMoonisDown.

I read an interview done with Rob today and in it he mentions being in love two times (he’s also said before he has never been in love, so I’m confused and assume it ended pretty badly with you- but we’ll get to that) He says this about you: 

Yes. I fell in love only two times in my life. I had a great love story for 3 years. (source)

Wow. You were a great love story, huh? I’m really really interested in getting to know you, and I know the LTR (letters to Rob) fanbase will be as well.  Can I ask you a few questions? I think it will help us become better friends (or mortal enemies- we’ll see how it goes)

1. Explain (in detail please) what it was like to kiss Robert. Please provide pictures, if you can, and crop yourself out. 
2. Were you the one to take Robert’s flower? Please explain, in detail, what it was like (maybe not the first time, but after a month or so) Please provide pictures, if you can, and crop yourself out.
3. What does his hair feel like?
4. Are you a “girl of character” and did he write you love letters? (I hear that’s what he likes and likes to do) Could I read some of those letters, if you still have them? 
5. Now, on to your break-up.  What happened? Who dumped who? If you were the culprit, I bet you feel really bad now that he’s the hottest thing around, huh? Or did he break up with you because you screamed at him a lot in your relationship? Do you sleep with a picture of the two of you under your pillow? I do. I would if I were you. 
6. Do you guys still talk? If so, can you tell him “hey” for me and ask where the freak he’s been since 12/22? Thanks, girl, I feel us connecting already.
7. What do you look like? Let me guess (I’m pretty sure I know his type) You’re about 5’5″, 115lbs (on a good day) with short brownish/reddish hair that’s cut into a cute 20’s bob. You’re probably in your early-mid 20’s with deep brown eyes. I bet you’re American too, right? Did you guys meet when you studied abroad or something? Or did you randomly meet up when you were traveling in London? Tell me exactly what bar you  met at and where you loved hanging out with him and his mates. (What? No, I don’t have a trip to London planned..yet)
8. Can you clarify the confusion for us? We’ve heard Rob say he’s never been in love, but then we just read this interview about his ‘great love story for 3 years.’ Did you hurt him so badly that he doesn’t admit to the press that you even existed? And he just slipped up or was caught in a vunerable moment when he mentioned you? Please provide us with some clarity.

Well, I have a ton more questions, but I think these are enough to  get us started.  Let me know about those pics- they would help alot in, um, trying to understand your relationship with Rob better.  

I really feel like we’re gonna connect well. I’m excited about our budding friendship.  Maybe you could fly out to LA and I’ll meet you and theMoonisDown there and we can shop! Oh, one other thing, can I have Rob’s cell #? I, uh, just wanna text him, um, congrats on,  uh, New Moon starting soon and tell him that the rumor about Vanessa Hudgens joining the cast as Leah is not true. I know he’s been worried. Thanks, love!

Hugs,
UnintendedChoice xo

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