Rob Porn Friday (I even wrote a song!)

Dear Rob,

This week has been the week of Kristen. You know her right? I mean, OBVIOUSLY you know her! She’s dating an Englishman and you know a couple of those (ps our new favorite twitter account)

But anyway- she’s had like 12 photoshoots (okay 2) and interviews that were released & I guess it’s because next month is the month of #TheBeginningOfTheEnd but I’m wondering…. what about YOU? Why weren’t YOU on GQ this month? and even GLAMOUR? If Glamour wants to gain more readers, skip a month of showing off pretty skinny model or actress and throw YOU on the front next to a caption that says “101 ways to please him down THERE”

Anyway, I’m guessing we’ll have plenty of covershoots of you to look forward to over the next month+, and I can’t wait. But that doesn’t help me today. And Today is Friday Friday… and so I wrote a little song:

Friday Friday
Gotta have Rob-Porn Fridays
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday Friday
Love my Rob-Porn Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Partying Parting (yeah!)

I think it’s gonna be a hit. I’m gonna do a video & everything. With Rob Cardboard cut-outs. It’s gonna go viral (it probably would, actually… idea for the “great ideas” notepad…)

So without any new photoshoots to use for Rob-Porn Friday, I chose some images I haven’t seen or used much before (Mostly because I think they’re all manipulations, but whatever.) A few are even from some Rob porn tumblr which further proves we should have copyrighted the term “Rob Porn” LONG ago!

Try try as hard as I may, I can never be as good as the original From F*ckYeahRyanGosling! I mean FOR REAL?? Brilliant!

Happy Friday, Friday!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Follow the Jump(ing) Rob for an oldie but goodie video I had forgotten about: Continue…

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Rob Porn Friday

Dear Rob,

It’s Friday so I’m thinking about RobPorn, naturally. Do you remember when we started the RobPorn phenomenon? It was to be like the book “Porn for Women” with shirtless dudes ironing & stuff. It was you doing “hot” stuff around the house for us. It was soooooo innocent. And it’s been taken to a WHOLE other level. Some of it is funny, of course, and we’ve joined in on the pg-13 non-innocence time and again, but then there is the porn that is um.. wayyyy too far. You know what I mean: You going down on a girl. You showing pubic hair. Zooming in on actual pictures of your nether regions. (Perfect example: NSFW) We get it. You have a d*ck. You have sex. You possible know where to find the little man in the boat. I don’t actually need to see manips of it.

So I thought I’d google “RobPorn” to see what kind of gems there are out there. Turns out we’ve posted a ton! So today I’m re-posting some of my favorites, as well as a few non-LTR creations. Oh, and one new one for good measure:

More after the jump! Continue…

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Rob Porn Friday: The movie edition

Dear Rob,

Over the months & years, Friday has unofficially become the day for Rob Porn. In case something happened between now and the last time we posted some RobPorn, here is a reminder as to what that is exactly. A long time ago we talked about that book everyone loves “Porn for women” where hot men do household chores like vacuum, dust & (wait for it) load the dishwasher.. ohhhh yeahhhh…We kinda mixed that idea with our favorite F*ck Yeah tumblr accout: F*ckYeahRyanGosling and wah-lah- Rob Porn for Women was born. What started as hot pictures of you with sayings that drive women wild- about cleaning, organizing & caring for the kids- has turned into that plus sexual innuendos, hot things we want you to say and sometimes just down right dirty. Ya know, depending on the mood.

Today the mood is “Movies” and @JodieO created a nice RobPorn Movie-themed spread for us. She’s also giving 10 points for anyone who can name all the quotes. Yes- let me repeat that- you could win 10 points from JodieO. Best Friday Ever, isn’t it!?

Enjoy today’s Rob Porn via our new geeky gallery!

Love,
UnintendedChoice (and JodieO- giver outter of points)

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