It’s the very important birthday of a very important Rob-blogger

Dear Rob,

You don’t mind taking the backseat today while we celebrate the very super duper important birthday of my most favorite co-blogger ever, right? Good. (Just think of today like any other Wednesday so far in 2012!)

Dear Moon,

In celebration of your birthday today, I thought long & hard (TWSS) about the things you love in life. And I came up with this very extensive list: Hello Kitty, Rob, Music, Your Niece. <– (super impressive, huh?) Armed with my list in hand, I asked the girls of The Flat to create some original creations surrounding your favorite things. This was the result:

Hello Rob

brilliant

Oh yeah, somehow Jackson snuck in here

We know how you like to Google things

Who doesn't like Mr. Darcy, Rob?

And of course if wouldn’t be from the girls of The Flat without a poem:

We’ like to say this clear and loud,
That you should feel so very proud,
This flat your very own creation,
Forged from your imagination,

You made a home you called Robs Flat,
Where we can meet to sit and chat,
Together we would like to say,
We wish you such a Happy Day!

Your birthday wish inside this ditty,
We hope is filled with Hello Kitty,
Champagne, and wine, and birthday cake,
And gifs of Ron and trouser snake,

Pics of puppies, favourite nieces,
and all the peeps you love to pieces,
And many more pics you can oogle,
Through an image search at Bing (!) or Google,

We wish you sunshine, luck and flowers,
Money, love and super powers,
Hugs and kisses, favourite food,
And funny jokes (both clean and rude.)

Belly laughs, Best Friends Forever,
Memories you’ll always treasure,
We wish you ALL of the above,
From all the Flat ladies, with love.

Happy Birthday to my dear friend & Twilight life partner Moon. May your day be filled with Hello kitty, babies, Rob, music & all the other things I forgot you like like Diet Coke & Taco Trucks. Love from everyone here at LTR (Rob too, I bet!)

Love,

UnintendedChoice

Thanks to the gals at The Flat for their help specifically: JodieO, GuitarGirl, AmynKansas, Alexandra & everyone else!! XOXO

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Someone like Rob

Dear Rob,

Todays’ Rob Porn for women is inspired by my favorite song until it became the most overplayed song:

Happy Friday!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

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Rob Porn Friday (I even wrote a song!)

Dear Rob,

This week has been the week of Kristen. You know her right? I mean, OBVIOUSLY you know her! She’s dating an Englishman and you know a couple of those (ps our new favorite twitter account)

But anyway- she’s had like 12 photoshoots (okay 2) and interviews that were released & I guess it’s because next month is the month of #TheBeginningOfTheEnd but I’m wondering…. what about YOU? Why weren’t YOU on GQ this month? and even GLAMOUR? If Glamour wants to gain more readers, skip a month of showing off pretty skinny model or actress and throw YOU on the front next to a caption that says “101 ways to please him down THERE”

Anyway, I’m guessing we’ll have plenty of covershoots of you to look forward to over the next month+, and I can’t wait. But that doesn’t help me today. And Today is Friday Friday… and so I wrote a little song:

Friday Friday
Gotta have Rob-Porn Fridays
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday Friday
Love my Rob-Porn Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend

Partying Parting (yeah!)

I think it’s gonna be a hit. I’m gonna do a video & everything. With Rob Cardboard cut-outs. It’s gonna go viral (it probably would, actually… idea for the “great ideas” notepad…)

So without any new photoshoots to use for Rob-Porn Friday, I chose some images I haven’t seen or used much before (Mostly because I think they’re all manipulations, but whatever.) A few are even from some Rob porn tumblr which further proves we should have copyrighted the term “Rob Porn” LONG ago!

Try try as hard as I may, I can never be as good as the original From F*ckYeahRyanGosling! I mean FOR REAL?? Brilliant!

Happy Friday, Friday!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Follow the Jump(ing) Rob for an oldie but goodie video I had forgotten about: Continue…

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RobPorn Videos PLUS Sugarlumps

cue porn-seekers coming across LTR because of that title

Zeph leads us in admiration today:

Dear Rob,

It’s been awhile since you’ve heard from me. I haven’t forgotten about you, it’s just that RL has been taking away all my time. Well that and the fact that you really haven’t been giving us too much lately. No photo shoots. No adorakable interviews. No crazy US Magazine rumors. No 3am beer runs or In and Out drive thrus . No buddy road trips. Just a few fan shots on the Cosmopolis set. It’s just not enough to pull me in for hours at a time. Tonight though I revisited one of my favorite past times.

Yes, I went RobPorn hunting.

Took me a bit but I navigated my way through the bajillion RobPorn videos on youtube and with the help of PinkPixieChick I found all my old favorites:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygoyTIrIVe8]

Why? Why did I ever take a break from this? At least I know you’re always there when I come to my senses.

Taking my breath away once again,

Zephyersky

After the jump, Moon & I get Roblosophical about something that isn’t Roblosophical at all: Continue…

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Missing Rob, it’s getting bad, like make a mixtape bad

Dear Rob,

Why must you do this to us? Why must you stay away when all we want to do is love you?! You’ve forced me into a Bridget Jones-esque state of holing up in my house in PJ’s (it’s cold in LA yall!), giving up all vices, and journaling blogging while force feeding myself bacon and leftover Christmas candy on the couch. And instead of watching reruns of Fraiser, I’ve been plowing through seasons of Friday Night Lights while Celine Dion’s cover of “All by Myself” plays and somewhere the goddess of single women everywhere weeps for the loser that I’ve become. But really, there just isn’t anything out there with YOU in it, so what’s the point?

Remember when you gave us the following gems? We laughed, we screamed, we rejoiced, we swooned… but now we’re staring at them and air-drumming to Celin Dion or whatever sad love song we can find…

(click to enlarge any of these)
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