In the mind of UC

In the Mind of UC

Dear Rob,

Just when I think I’m over you….. You do this:

Get yourself a hot hipster haircut, rock that suit & take my breath away.

Supposedly this photoshoot is from “TV Week.” Which means nothing to me. Was that week when you only watched TV?

Apparently the first photos from this shoot came out in June

Oh yes- the Eminem photos. I remember now. Where have these outtakes been hiding?

More of Rob in this hottt photoshoot after the jump! Continue…

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Rob Porn Friday

Dear Rob,

It’s Friday so I’m thinking about RobPorn, naturally. Do you remember when we started the RobPorn phenomenon? It was to be like the book “Porn for Women” with shirtless dudes ironing & stuff. It was you doing “hot” stuff around the house for us. It was soooooo innocent. And it’s been taken to a WHOLE other level. Some of it is funny, of course, and we’ve joined in on the pg-13 non-innocence time and again, but then there is the porn that is um.. wayyyy too far. You know what I mean: You going down on a girl. You showing pubic hair. Zooming in on actual pictures of your nether regions. (Perfect example: NSFW) We get it. You have a d*ck. You have sex. You possible know where to find the little man in the boat. I don’t actually need to see manips of it.

So I thought I’d google “RobPorn” to see what kind of gems there are out there. Turns out we’ve posted a ton! So today I’m re-posting some of my favorites, as well as a few non-LTR creations. Oh, and one new one for good measure:

More after the jump! Continue…

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Rob Porn – The Interwebs edition

Dear Rob,

It’s Friday, no one wants to work right now and you’re somewhere in the south on a roadtrip with your bros. So I can only imagine you want to do exactly what we want to do which is watch crazy youtube videos with your friends? So what’s better than me providing everyone with the links along with a little eye candy by way of some Rob Porn, the interwebs edition?

(The links are the bold text below, they each open in a new window so you can watch the video!)

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Get ready to have your day be 903214932144 times awesomer. Original and Autotune!!!

OMG Double Rainbow

Guido Beach

For UC!

KITTENS!

I’ll show you tough!

Get ready to have a lot of questions and not a lot of answers! Pretty Ricky – Late Night Special (possibly NSFW-ish). This is what I imagine the Brit Pack does when they’re together in a hotel room.

Hope this has made your day speed by a little faster or at least gave you a few laughs while you were in a car with your friends driving through Texas to New Orleans… I mean…

TGIF!
Themoonisdown

What’s your favorite absurd, hilarious, funny, crazy video you’ve seen on the internet?

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

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Rob Porn Friday: The movie edition

Dear Rob,

Over the months & years, Friday has unofficially become the day for Rob Porn. In case something happened between now and the last time we posted some RobPorn, here is a reminder as to what that is exactly. A long time ago we talked about that book everyone loves “Porn for women” where hot men do household chores like vacuum, dust & (wait for it) load the dishwasher.. ohhhh yeahhhh…We kinda mixed that idea with our favorite F*ck Yeah tumblr accout: F*ckYeahRyanGosling and wah-lah- Rob Porn for Women was born. What started as hot pictures of you with sayings that drive women wild- about cleaning, organizing & caring for the kids- has turned into that plus sexual innuendos, hot things we want you to say and sometimes just down right dirty. Ya know, depending on the mood.

Today the mood is “Movies” and @JodieO created a nice RobPorn Movie-themed spread for us. She’s also giving 10 points for anyone who can name all the quotes. Yes- let me repeat that- you could win 10 points from JodieO. Best Friday Ever, isn’t it!?

Enjoy today’s Rob Porn via our new geeky gallery!

Love,
UnintendedChoice (and JodieO- giver outter of points)

Miss Moon? Me too! Tell her what she’s missing: While Moon was Gone

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

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Dry Bones with Robert Pattinson

Dear Rob,

Today we’re going to have a sing-a-long. Do you remember that old children’s song “Dry Bones?” You know:

The toe bone connected to the heel bone,
The heel bone connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone connected to the leg bone….

etc. etc. etc? Well clear your voice, warm up your vocal chords- we’re going to have a Rob Pattinson Sing-A-Long directed by LTR fav friend Zephyersky! (And yes- LTR just got WAY hi-tech with a new image gallery. I even tested this on my cell phone so it SHOULD work for everyone! To participate, first click on the far left image and then SCROLL through the images by click each on the right- And Don’t forget.. you MUST sing along! If you don’t we’ll unleash the wrath of TammyO upon you)
(Start Here )

Hey- at least we didn’t end on “The happy trail connected to the cell-phone shaped “erection” that people spent hours gawking over trying to decide whether it was male genitalia or not- porn” (That was my suggestion)

Happy Singing’
UnintendedChoice

How much do you hate me for getting that song stuck in your head all day? Sorry…

Thanks Zeph! XOXOXO

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTT, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

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