Thank You Notes to Rob

Dear Rob,

You’ve kinda gone off the grid like over worked yuppy americans on a rain forest zip lining vacation that touts no cell reception. I gotta say I’m kinda excited for you… sad for all of us and this blog cause that means like NOTHING to write to you about but you’ve kinda done it. I mean sure we’ve all heard rumblings of you roaming around some haunts in Los Angeles like 5 minutes from my house, stop stalking me! If you want to come over, I’ll invite you.

So since you’re gone I thought we’d take a cue from Jimmy Fallon and write you some Thank You note’s to show you our appreciation whilst you’re gone…


Thank you LetterstoRob.com for being an 24/7 source of all my inner most thoughts about Rob, dating, boys and anything even remotely related to him available to all single, eligible men, my age whom I know.
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Thank you to the words Robsten, Nonsten and Don’t Give a Fucksten for testing my gag reflex on a daily basis.
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Thank you Rob for keeping the thrift stores of America in business during this second session we have be enduring. You might take your wallet to Greece for a little vacay and help a Grecian brother out.
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Thank you Rob for furthering the stereotypes that the English mumble, are charming and nice. Oh wait… you are…



Thank you Rob’s beard for appearing when things get boring around here so we can say how much we like it, then complain about how we don’t like it and then disappear when Rob get’s a job.
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Thank you Edward for reminding us what Rob would look like if he wasn’t homeless and without showering facilities.
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Thank you Rob’s lopsided toupee hairdo for reminding us, YES there are worse things that can happen to Rob’s head than shaving it.
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Thank you Rob’s duffle bag for making it look like Rob’s auditioning for the next season of Dexter.
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Thank you Rob for disappearing for the last week or so, instead of reading article after article and watching video after video of your beautiful english accent, I’ve been treated to Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene ad naseum. Come back now. Thanks.
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So thank you, gracias, danke, asante sana and all that jazz
Themoonisdown

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