Found one thing you suck at…

Dear Rob,
Not sure how I missed this, but I found this vid of you attempting to play Rock Band before your interview with Ryan Seacrest. You’re aren’t so good, sorry.[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TYBEiFNRto]

I get this impression that you were deprived from toys and video games as a child. It’s kinda endearing. I think maybe your older sisters just made you play ‘dress-up’ with them and stuff.

Anyway, we didn’t get Rock Band yet here at the UnintendedChoice household, but I do kick ass at the singing and drums. I’m thinking, come over and bring a buddy to play drums (maybe Kellan?) and I’ll teach you to play the bass (we can practice on my body- ‘sex in the city” style) I’ll jump on the vox and we’ll invite themoonisdown to play guitar. It’ll rock- we’ll take it on the road.. we could tour with your buddy Sam Bradley
See ya soon!

PS: How was your Christmas? What did your sisters get you? No, I didn’t get my twi-calendar 🙁 I was bummed…

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It's an American Apparel Christmas…

Dear Rob,
Got your Christmas Card.

Loved it. Have a great Christmas, yourself. I hear you’re back home in London. Give kisses to your  ‘mum’ for me.

xo

PS: You’re looking a little skinny. Did someone photoshop your beautiful face onto an American Apparel model again? Next time, use your own hot bod. xo

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Mile high club

Dear rob-

My plane’s delayed at the airport and I can’t help but think & hope you won’t be by yourself on xmas in la. If you are, proceed directly to the burbank airport and go home with me. My family will make you laugh, and my mom will feed you amazing food till you explode and I will deny ever writing this blog. No harm no foul right?

So what do you say? Bring your one jacket and that silly hat and let’s leave this sad little town for beautiful sunny arizona- land of swimming pools and retirees.

Merry xmas-
Me

Ps i’ll meet you in the plane bathroom

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