Where in the world is the Edward Action Figure – Mushroom Ravioli Edition

eyes not obscured cause she's not embarrassed and well like 80 something

eyes not obscured cause she's not embarrassed and well she's like 80 something

Dear Lil Edward-

Last week I got a picture text message (on the left) from my Mom and it said this:

Edward took Doris to Lunch at BJ’s. They had mushroom ravioli.
Love, Mom

WHAT?! So now you’re skipping out on me on our sacred day? Sunday is the day WE go out and take pictures. Hrrrrummmmpphh.

Ok, ok… as much as I wanna be mad it’s actually quite endearing. You know how to treat the ladies, my dear. Me, the young, the uh not so young… all of us and we love you for it. Your charms are NOT lost on grandmas! Just like my mom says ALL ladies love Edward.


Location: BJ’s Restaurant – Chandler, Arizona

Where else has mini Edward been?

564 Responses to “Where in the world is the Edward Action Figure – Mushroom Ravioli Edition”

  1. Helloitslaura says:

    He has professed to love older women before, ha ha. Very cute. I’m sure Doris was charmed by PE’s anachronistic chivalry.

    Which reminds me, the line:

    “You speak like you’re from another time”

    would be so much better if it were instead:

    “You are an anachronism”

    Because isn’t Bella supposed to be smart? And don’t smart people express themselves with succinctness and articulation?

    Ok so this was sort of a tangent, sorry.

    Go Pocket Edward!!!!

  2. Doris is awesome, plus I love that her eyes aren’t obscured cuz “well she’s like 80something”


  3. junsikat says:

    I’m always very excited about Pocket Edward’s adventures and I have to say this one is the cutest. The woman looks like my great grandmother and that got me wondering what she would have said, if I had taken her out to dinner with a small plastic “action figure”…Probably something she used to say very often like: “This is one of your crazy modern things like this microwave-thing (What also would have reminded me of Rob) and I’m way too old for sh** like that (Yes, she really would have used a swear word) LOL

  4. sherin says:

    That’s so sweet of pocket Edward !!! No woman who is still living and breathing can resist his charm!! And the mushroom ravioli ummm nom nom nom!!! A BIGGG hello to u all LTR gals,am at work n will be back later,my patients are soooo in d way of my robsession, me thinks I need another job .

  5. IfOnly says:

    Yeah Grandma! We’ll all fly our Rob flag in public no matter what our age! Even pocket Edward dazzles! We have ages 5-80 loving him on here don’t we? Any one got a family memember younger or older than that who loves Rob? The Coolness runs in the family Moon – good genes.

    • Robin522 says:

      Yup. My two year old sees his picture on the computer and he says,”Daddy!”.

      • IfOnly says:

        ROFL! That is too funny!

      • Mrs. P. says:

        Shut up,
        I showed my daughter(who just turned 2) a pic of Rob, and asked “who is it Bella?” normally she would say “It’s Wobby” but this past week she said “It’s Daddy, Mommy”

      • steelewind says:

        Everytime I am online my 7 year old asks, “Are you looking up your boyfriend, Mommy?” then tattles on me. She has actually said to my S.O. “Robert is better than you!” (Poor guy:()

  6. sherin says:

    Deleted baseball scene!!!! Rob growls and gives ’em the finger..again!!!LMAO!!!!!!!! he is so adorkable!!!


  7. Ayden says:

    That’s awesome. And I’m loving Doris for joining in the revelry and visiting with PE! She deserves a prize

    (and I have internet access at the new place… woohoo!!!)

    • IfOnly says:

      Hey Ayden! Internet access woo hoo!! I don’t think we could survive without it.

      • Ayden says:

        Me either! I missed everything on Friday and Saturday. Rob was in my state yesterday… didn’t even know about it until yesterday afternoon. Could have sent out a rescue team to kidnap him away and held him hostage until they renegotiated whatever part of his contract has them pimping him out all over the place.

        No Internet = Worst thing EVER.

        • sherin says:

          Yeah I feel ur pain Ayden! No Internet = no LTR = no rob fix = jumps off the highest cliff for me! LOL!I depend on my iPhone to read comments in here, u ladies are seriously addictive.I could prolly make a fortune if I put up a center for robaddiction,but then,who wants a cure for robsession???!!!!

          • Ayden says:

            My Robmergency backup plan was to climb to the roof and threaten to jump and take out innocent bystanders if they didn’t get me Internet before Tuesday. Rather relieved I didn’t have to go that route. It’s a damn long way down, lol!

  8. Carrie says:

    @Ayden WooHoo!!! I was worried we would see you on the news.
    This is Duffy Dixon reporting- “Women in middle of street cursing cable company. Her internet wasn’t hooked up yet and she couldn’t get her daily Robert Pattinson fix. More at 5 o’clock.”

  9. veddersgirl says:

    @Ayden, We had a blast. Of course we took PE. I will post pics on my blog soon. I am working on it today. Hopefully I can it done it one day. I’m not very good with the layout stuff. so it takes me a longtime to post on it.

  10. V says:

    Doris you rock! Like my Grandma who is 86 and the only one (!) in my family who understands my Robsession. Maybe I should get her a little Edward for herself.

    Carrie – good to hear you had a great time. Can’t wait to see the pics!
    What is Acheron?

    (((((LTRgals)))) Have a Robtastic Sunday all!

  11. Carrie says:

    @V Acheron is a book in the Dark Hunters series by Sherrilyn Kenyon. They are great books.
    Here is link to here website http://www.dailyinquisitor.com/hunter/intro.htm

  12. Just a Girl says:

    Pocket Edward is such a gentleman.

  13. Just a Girl says:

    So I tried catching up on the posts from the last 2 days…
    Welcome to all the newbies.
    I read that you guys are looking for some new vids…what do you want?
    There was mention of laughs and I can’t remember the others? Please let me know.
    @Carrie let me know if you are already working on any so we don’t duplicate.
    Ack I have like a million tweets to read!
    Sorry I haven’t been around lately, I’m suffering from some serious Robsomnia…ya know when you lie in bed at night and it takes 3 hours to fall asleep because your thinking about everything you read and saw about Rob on the internet and all the things you’d do and say if you met him and your wondering what he’s doing at that exact moment. Umm I hope I’m not the only one who suffers from this *blushes*
    Needless to say I broke down and took some meds yesterday to get some sleep.
    @Gen I haven’t forgotten about you, I’m going to send you some new Closer files in different formats in the hopes one will work.

    • soccermom says:

      @JAG – I can sympathize with the loss of sleep. IfOnly and I up til 430am last night! Stalking Rob in teen mags, Going to Twilight at $1.00 theater, watching The Haunted Airman and chatting on here the whole time! I was up for 23 hours! 12 of it spent on nothing but Robsession!

    • Genevieve says:

      @JAG <3 ya!
      @Soccermom- YOU’RE ALREADY UP! LOL!

  14. Carrie says:

    JAG. I am just posted smile video. I think u said you were going to do smokin video. Let me know if you need any pics. Right now working on Bella and Edward video. That’s all I got for now. Shoot me an email if you want on what else u are working on.

  15. brummielover says:

    Nooo she ate while Edward talked…don’t get crazy on us 🙂

  16. IfOnly says:

    @ Carrie – props on the smile video. For me it’s the cute smile that does it. (And those eyes…..and hands……and nice package……)

  17. That is freakin’ awesome!!!

  18. Just a Girl says:

    It’s official we LOVE the mankiss.
    My 2 Dirty Little Ashes vids on YouTube have 4210 view in 4 Days!
    We aren’t the only PattinPervs out there!

  19. Byrdie says:

    @Moon – you come from a long line of incredibly hip, and obviously sexy women. Of course, PE would be seriously attracted – Doris is a star!

  20. Byrdie says:

    @Carrie – I have a huge Rob smile on my face right now after having watched that video. I hadn’t read the title cuz I was so drawn in by his smile, and after like 7 photos, I was like “hey, these are all of his smiles – LOVIN IT”. Thanks for making this snowy day in Seattle oh so bright.

  21. Byrdie says:

    @JAG: I am the very selfish person who has requested, not one, but two videos: Smoking and Laughing. I saw you asked above about it being video clips or photos – for the laughing, I was really hoping for video clips since I want to see AND hear his infectious laugh. I guess this might be much more difficult to do, but if at all possible, I truly would owe you not only my first Rob kiss, but most certainly the first horizontal bop with the fine boy as well. Whatchathink?

  22. Byrdie says:

    and finally to Soccermom and IfOnly – WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP ALREADY?!?! You crazy ladies are unstoppable and put me to shame. I managed to keep my kids at bay this morning and slept until 10AM. I will be holding child neglect tutorials later this week if you want to attend.

    How was THA? Sketchy ending?

    • French_Nugget says:

      Good Morning Byrdie! I read their comments about it last night. I just couldn’t help myself. I don’t care if it’s spoiled. lol

      • Byrdie says:

        Hi FN: Too funny! I usually do the same thing, ie. read the final comments from the day before (although I’m usually one of the last ones on there), but this morning I didn’t. Guess I’ll go wander over there now.

  23. French_Nugget says:

    Ayden! Glad you’re back.

  24. soccermom says:

    @Byrdie – LOL !! Plenty of child neglecting going on here. Bed at 4:30am then up at 9am to drive home from IfOnly’s house (she lives an hour from me). We were dragging my 8 year old all over last night during our Robstalking although I think she was enjoying the craziness. She literally fell asleep in my arms during the movie!
    THA was weird, but just like everything else he appears in, you just can’t take your eyes off Rob. So handsome. Beautiful skin. I think he chain-smoked entire movie!

    • Byrdie says:

      You will definitely be considered hip when your 8 y/o is 20 y/o hanging on LTR weaving the tales of her Robsessed upbringing! As long as you feed her, I’m thinking you are safe for a while.

      I’m guessing the smoking was going on before THA. He probably either took the role cuz they were looking for a smoker OR suggested Toby was a chain smoker. I heard he really tried to add different dimensions to the Edward character (mostly dark) and Katherine had to keep pointing out that Edward did actually smile from time to time. The boy is dark fo’sho’.

      • soccermom says:

        I think Vogue pointed it out yesterday. He is dark with some ‘issues’. Definitely a ‘tortured artist’. Makes us love him more.

  25. JBell says:

    @Carrie – The song you used for the Rob video is absolutely perfect! You are too cool for school, let me tell ya. lol

  26. IfOnly says:

    @Byrdie – yeah, we definately think this movie is where he picked up the smoking habit. It was a weird movie but still good. Just used to movies where I can typically figure out what is going to happen and how it will end (typical hollywood movies – LOL). With this one, you’d see something and you were like oh, this could be this and this person could do this and this could happen. But no, not the case. You should still definately watch it though. He’s still beautiful in it. Plays a different character well – I love that he’s not the same person in each movie. But as soccermom said last night – we don’t really want Toby visiting our dreams. The whole movie is on google video. It’s only a little over an hour long.

    • Byrdie says:

      I’m actually a big fan of the weird twisted indie, so I’m looking forward to it, but thanks for the warning. I think I’m going to like THA better than TBMH anyway. I’ve watched little bits of TBMH and the made-for-tv-acting is SO annoying, it is gonna be tough to pull through. I was just skipping around looking for Rob, but now I will try to sit still and watch the whole thing.

      Hope you have a lazy day planned to recover from your Robfest.

  27. JBell says:

    Doris = Win!

    @Moon – Soooo, does that mean Mom owns a Lil’ Eddie? …or does Doris?? lmao

    • themoonisdown says:

      lilcrazycow (cousin) has a mini eddie… but im thinking the others need one too! obviously they are helpless to his charms

  28. soccermom says:

    @IfOnly – Get that link for BMH. Add that to our list next weekend.

    • IfOnly says:

      Ok. I already watched it (that is the night I was up until 5am blogging to myself – ha ha). But twist my arm…..I will watch it again. 😉

  29. soccermom says:

    *shocked expression* IfOnly – you watched it without me?? It’s OK. JK. I remeber you telling me that now. LOL! You can help me forward through to the Rob parts.

  30. vogue says:

    Uhhh…..*head lolling left and right* *eyes rolling in skull* *foggy headed Vogue*……………

    I am BEAT. I need sleep!!

    I had a full-out Edward-Cullen-fest last night. First it started with taking 4 hours to watch Twilight online, pausing and rewinding any scene with Edward, studying his face, listening to his beautiful voice, etc… just some hardcore swooning.

    THEN, I lit’rally spent ALL $(%&#* night, from 11:30 PM to 6:30 AM reading “Wide Awake” nonstop!! OMG that is one epic fanfic!! I’m still not done, and I’m a fast reader! It is not hardcore porn at all (there’s a little hint of stuff, but I’m at chapter 29, and still nothing more than kissing, but it’s SO GOOD).
    It is an amazing and beautifully written story of a very angst-ridding dark Edward and really screwed up Bella. SOOOOOOOO mesmerizing!! Holy Crow, this woman writing this is talented!!

    I only slept till 9:30, got up shortly, went back to bed and slept till 11 AM, and I feel like crap.

    So, be warned that you may have your life iterrupted if you attempt to read this fanfic! Even the original Twilight books did not make me pull all-nighters like *Wide Awake*!!

  31. debs says:

    hi everyone! coming out of lurkdom to find out if anyone knows why professional photographers like to take black and white pictures of rob?

    • vogue says:

      why? why NOT? LOL! I’d think it’s because of his beautiful bone structure and features. His face is a work of art itself, and black & white photos accentuate those elements in a different way.

      • soccermom says:

        Vogue is absolutely right. I’m not an artist or photographer, but read some comments once by an art major who said that Rob has the most perfect bone structure for an artist’s eye. The defined jaw line and angles of his face are perfect. I think she was reponding to a ‘Rob is ugly’ comment.

    • IfOnly says:

      They discriminate? I thought they just liked taking pics of him? But black and white is very classic and artsy. I like to make some of our personal pics black and white. There is just something about them.

  32. vogue says:

    It kept you up all night too?? If so, glad I’m not the only one!
    I kept looking at the clock thinking “go to bed! it’s late!” and then thinking “why? I can sleep later! this is too good to put down!”

    I N-E-V-E-R stay up all night like that. Sleep is very important to me, so that says a lot that I couldn’t stop reading that damn story. I want to savor the last few chapters, I’m going to be really sad when I get to the end of what she has finished! Talk about withdrawals!!

  33. soccermom says:

    Gosh Vogue – Really have to find time to read that one now! You have me hooked. I’ll really be in trouble ’cause I DID stay up all night reading the original Twilight series. My life has already been interrrupted by Robsessing and LTR. Couldn’t get much worse! DH and kids already used to being neglected.

  34. vogue says:

    Oh, Doris reminds me of my precious, sweet grandma who passed away a few years ago! What a beautiful smile she has!

  35. French_Nugget says:

    @ Vogue I kept telling myself “just one more chapter” Plus I hate reading on the computer, but you’re right it IS too hard to put down.

    @soccermom I stayed up and read the Twilight series too. There are definitely times I’m glad I don’t have a DH or kids to distract me. I just have to tolerate the eye rolls from my mom and dad. lol

  36. Ayden says:

    I’m off for for a His Holy Hotness GQ reconnaissance and retrieval mission.

    Wish me luck ladies! I’m goin’ in!

  37. French_Nugget says:

    I must now return to the real world 🙁 I will miss you all and keep the image of Darkward in my head while I’m away.

    One of my favorite lines from WA: “Tit for f***ing tat” aawww…..he’s so cute!

  38. Genevieve says:

    Possible SPOILER- but so cute ‘adorkable’-


  39. vogue says:

    DID SOMEBODY FIND GQ MAGS?? Are they out now???

  40. soccermom says:

    @Genevieve – yes, have been up for about 6 hours now.Trying to recover from our Robstalking escapades last night. LOL! We had so much fun. Supposed to be catching up on housework/paperwork today, but you see where I am!!

    • Genevieve says:

      I had fun too! Couldn’t sleep when I finally went to bed. Was thinking about Rob and you gals- and the fun we were having! Yay!

      • soccermom says:

        I know! Adrenaline from finding the boxer briefs pic kept us going I think. Yeah, you got busted by DH didn’t you? Did you have to pay a fine?(If ya know what i mean?)

  41. Angie says:

    You know how Rob loves to listen to rap, like Eminem. I wonder if he likes the band Hollywood Undead.

    I got see him miming to the track “Undead”


    But that song rox!

  42. V says:

    I would so like to make a Rob video for youtube, but have no clue whatsoever. Can you gals help me?

  43. soccermom says:

    @Vogue – we found nothing but JT last night. Don’t think there is anything you missed. i think Ayden is just going out to check! LOL! Don’t panic. Take deep breaths.

    • vogue says:

      Ok, ok…..whew…..alright. getting a grip.
      I am so worried that I’ll not get one!!! 🙁

      Thanks SoccerMom!!

      • soccermom says:

        Vogue, I’s OK. I share your anxiety over wanting to find this issue. I was tempted to subscribe to GQ the other day, but wasn’t sure it would guarantee me the April issue. Between all the LTR ladies, i’m positive we can make sure no one goes without those glorious photos.

  44. Angie says:

    — Meant to say —

    I COULD see him miming to the track “Undead”

  45. soccermom says:

    Well ladies, having fun as usual, but should really head for shower and grocery store. I could survive on Rob alone, but kids and DH insist on food for some reason. Will check in later. Have fun!

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