Where in the world is the Edward action figure? Zero to Eddie

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Dear Rob –

With you back in Los Angeles, and being spotted all over town mini Edward decided to be a dear and drive me to find you… too bad we got stuck in traffic. You escaped this time but not for long… Edward’s driving skills are second to none and from what we’ve heard of yours it’s shouldn’t be too hard to keep up with you.

Never drive faster than your guardian Edward can fly…

Location: Los Angeles, driving down the 101 south. in traffic. ALWAYS in traffic.

Check out where Eddie’s been

42 Responses to “Where in the world is the Edward action figure? Zero to Eddie”

  1. the captain says:

    great advice. esp on oscar-eve.

    is there nothing that dear edward cullen action figure can’t do?

    driving on LA’s freeways is akin to piloting a plane blindfolded…

    he should be the next president.

  2. Angela says:

    Wish I was there…Been there once. It was crazy traffic, kindof like Honolulu traffic.

  3. mrs. kat cullen (: says:

    Awww, I’m so excited about tonight’s oscar-show! It’s gonna be ROBtastic…
    Maybe you should take mini Edward to the red carpet to make sure Rob doesn’t take the back door b/c he sure wants to see where all the screaming comes from when it’s not because of him…*lol*

  4. Angie says:

    From twitter user RobPattzNews

    #Rob @ Oscar rehearsal: IMDb user (lines): Rob: I became a Vampire to find the right woman Amanda: Hey I have 3 dads

    #Rob @ Oscar rehearsal: IMDb user: they took all cameras and cell phones w/ cams.. I hid my in a well $!!??#$# secret spot

    #Rob @ Oscar rehearsal: IMDb user: Amanda seemed in awe of him.

    IMDb user: (Rob) he was nervous, but was talking to everyone.. it seemed the other celebs were more nervous to meet him!

    JUST IN: Oscar rundown leaked.Rob’s introduction reportedly comes after Art Direction Award.At least 6 awards in http://tiny.cc/Dae6L

    IMDb User: More details from Oscar rehearsal. Rob talked to Zac Efron on stage. HM3 clip is also included in segment Rob is introducing.


    Who is this Amanda?

  5. Angie says:

    Too funny. Again Comments from twitter user @RobPattzNews


    #Rob’s line at Oscars RT@sutherncrazygrl but that’s not true. he found his perfect girl. her name is (Tomstu!) lol

    *SPOILER ALERT*: IMDb member @ rehearsal: they show ‘Twilight’ clip and Rob says “I had to become a vampire to find my perfect girl”.

  6. Emily W says:

    Haha- were you driving while you took this? I must confess, last time I took the 6hr drive from Dallas to Lubbock, tx (medium size college town, everything in between basically farms and tiny towns so one lane roads) I was bored and took a few pics of the awesome scenery when no one was coming or near me… Probably not the brightest idea I’ve ever had, but the only places to stop by the more scenic stuff are truck stops. And 23 yr old chick driving alone… at a truck stop… not the best idea in the world heh.

  7. brummielover says:

    love it and best part is..no one probably even looked twice when say saw pocket Edward driving lol

  8. Valerie says:

    What great driving skillz pocket Edward!

    Nice to know you’re alive moon!

    @Angie that is Amanda Seyfried, she plays on Big Love and was in Mama Mia.

  9. JBell says:

    @Angie – Thanks for posting all those; I was on my way here to begrudgingly do it myself. Glad you beat me to it. lol

    @Moon – I have a picture exactly like that with Pocket Edward, except I was on I-95 over here on the east coast! I did some photoshoots with him last week. lol He was complaining about me only doing 75mph and was trying to take over.

    So, according to Twitter and that website that leaked the rundown, Rob isn’t actually presenting an award but introducing a montage which will be right around 9:15pm EST if everything runs on time. There is also still the talk he won’t be on the red carpet πŸ™ Something in my gut is telling me it will turn out to be true. Good thing Jena and I have that plan worked out; Amber, are you available tonight? We’ll be needing the Marauder’s Map yet again…

    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good…”
    I must be off to fine tune our plan of action, see you all later. πŸ™‚

  10. vogue18 says:

    It’s me, Vogue! I couldn’t get the exact same name at wordpress when registering, but I think I have this figured out and got a proper pic up, instead of looking like a little blue monster.

    Hey, is pocket Edward available to drive us all in a limo to the awards tonight?

    @angie – thanks for the scoop! always interesting!

    @Jbell – why would posting about Rob be done begrudgingly? You’d be showered with virtual hugs and kisses from us for throwing us a few crumbs about Rob πŸ™‚

    I am SO DARN EXCITED to watch him tonight! I literally have butterflies for him! He’s come so far, so fast. I’d love to know what’s going through his head as he’s standing up there tonight.

  11. vogue18 says:

    dammit! I still see that blue monster icon!

  12. Natsu says:

    I took my Eddie the action figure to the zoo yesterday. He attacked a wallaby and giraffe since we couldn’t find the mountain lions. On our way there we also took the highway but I had to place him in the booster seat since he wanted to change my radio station and take over the steering wheel. He can be so stubborn for a little guy!

    I’m also REALLY excited to watch him tonight! He’ll do great!!!

  13. Natsu says:

    @vogue – I see your picture. πŸ™‚

  14. Genevieve says:

    @Moon- Great pic! Edward is so skillful! ‘He can do anything’! Wasn’t Bella complaining about that in Twilight?

    Can’t wait to see ‘our leader’ tonight! Oh the anticipation!

  15. JBell says:

    @Vogue – I see your picture too. πŸ™‚ and I only say ‘begrudgingly’ because it was a lot of copy and pasting that I wasn’t up for lol

  16. Steph says:

    @JBell – Thanks for posting the info on the timing of Rob’s portion (the only one worth watching) of the Oscars. I can’t wait!

    The videos on youtube afte this goes down are gonna be wildly out of control, me thinks. πŸ™‚ Yay for us!

  17. Genevieve says:

    @Angie- Good to know when Rob’s going to be on! Thx for the info! I’ll be glued to the tv!

  18. sass says:

    Well I suppose that line is not too corny….but I am not loving it.

    I am excited to see him in all of his glorious hotness though!

  19. JBell says:

    ALERT! Those of you that DO NOT live in the states, The Associated Press is going to have a LIVE simulcast here:

    Also, I was thinking while folding laundry that maybe all of this breaking news about New Moon/Eclipse/Little Ashes was all released just a couple of days before the Oscars so that Rob will have something to talk about when he walks the red carpet!! I REFUSE to give up hope on this damnit.

    T-Minus 5:13:08 until Red Carpet Live on E!
    T-Minus 7:12:48 until Red Carpet Live on ABC!
    T-Minus 7:42:26 until 81st Annual Academy Awards!
    T-Minus 8:27:13 until Rob comes on stage and induces mass hysteria throughout the world and causes TiVo to break down. (God I hope not!)

  20. sass says:

    I must confess I am not loving his line..it is bordering on corny.

    But I am very much looking forward to seeing Rob in all of his glorious hotness!

  21. vogue18 says:

    @Jbell – “I am so proud of him; proud beyond words….this is SUCH a big deal and I really hope everyone there tonight realizes that he is more than just Twilight’s Edward. I just wanna give him a big ol’ hug and grab his face and say, β€œI am so proud of you!” and see him grin back. ”


    I do hope there’s NO BEARD, I just adore his impossibly beautiful face, and the beard, while sexy in it’s own right, takes away from that killer jawline, creamy skin, and dimple in his chin that makes we weak in the knees *faint*

    I am dismayed by the stupid crap they’re probably going to make him say!! OMG, poor Rob. He is so much better than LAME lines like that!! Why can’t we have more than a couple of sentences? Don’t they know he’s the hottest star of the night? Jeeez…………

  22. Rhonika says:

    I’m so excited!!!! Can’t wait!

  23. Genevieve says:

    The Oscar ratings will HIT THE ROOF!

  24. English Girl says:

    @JBell – I think I love you! Thanks so much for that link. I can’t believe that we cancelled our movie channel sub a week ago ‘cos we never really watched them and then I find out that the full live oscar show is being shown on ….. Sky Movies in the UK and no where else, though the red carpet footage is on several channels and Sky are showing highlights of the actual ceremony the next day (surely Rob MUST be a huge highlight for us Brits – I will go nuts if they don’t include him!).

    Now I just have to stay up very late without my DH wondering what the heck I am doing (and he gets up at 4.30am UK time on a Monday morning so it’s going to be a long night).

    Pocket Edward – would you like to go to work for me tomorrow please? (Ps I love it how Pocket Edward is so dominant – I love a man in charge!). Come to England Pocket Edward and I’ll teach you and Rob how to drive on the right side of the road …. ha ha ha – my own personal road that is.

    (Gets bucket of water ready to throw over self later tonight in case of spontaneous combustion in front of E coverage on TV or live coverage on pc.)

  25. JBell says:

    @Sass – You know how these stuffy awards shows go… corny and cheesy lines for the actors to read to try to get a stifled, uneasy laugh/groan out of the rest of the stars and industry people.


    $20 bucks the beard will be making it’s debut at the Oscars tonight as well. I see it being well groomed/trimmed with a nice sexy appeal to it though… although it’s already sexy and so is he and it just doesn’t matter what he does anymore because anything he does is sexy.

  26. Genevieve says:

    @JBell- the emphasis being on ‘ANYTHING’. *sighs*

  27. vogue18 says:

    Yaaay! Jena’s here!

    Hey girl! “high five” πŸ™‚

    I don’t know what’s up with these avatars, I can see you! You can’t see me, I can’t see me, Genevieve can see me, WTF?

    Anywhoooo, WHO’S EXCITED!??!!

    On another note, I was reading something today where Rob said he’s backing off doing his music for now; one reason being that he was unhappy that somebody recorded a video of him doing an open mic night, and put it on the internet.

    He said “that wasn’t the point of me performing.” He’s so damn modest, but what I wish he’d realize is that there are SOOOOOOO MANY fans out there who will never get to see him perform in a venue like that, and it’s our only way to enjoy his live performances. Please don’t be mad, Rob! We love you and I am eternally grateful to people who provide me an outlet to partake of your beautiful music. I’m sure the people who record you (not the papparazzi, they’re creeps) mean no disrespect to you, or wish to cheapen your performances by sharing them. You’re like that rare jewel in the Smithsonian that people line up for hours just to see.

  28. JBell says:

    Sigh. I am so proud of him; proud beyond words πŸ™‚ This is SUCH a big deal and I really hope everyone there tonight realizes that he is more than just Twilight’s Edward. I just wanna give him a big ol’ hug and grab his face and say, “I am so proud of you!” and see him grin back. Awwww. Nice warm and toasty thoughts to get me through the day… lmao

  29. Sass says:

    @JBell…*sigh*…I know…sometimes it is downright cringeworthy.

    I am pretty sure I will be sufficiently dazzled enough to believe that whatever comes out of his mouth will sound like “Sass, keep the light on, I will be taking the red eye back east asap.”

  30. Jena says:

    One tv’s set to record TV Guide red carpet.
    The other is set for E!. If he doesn’t walk the carpet I’ll be okay because I know he’ll be there eventually but at the same time I’ll go to a corner and sit in the fetal position rocking back and forth crying….so on second thought I won’t be okay, LOL!

    WEEEE JBell, that was really sweet! I’m with ya!

    E! is having a post Oscar show from 10:30pm – 1:30am (central time) so check that out as well as they usually go to the parties and maybe Rob will be shown.

    I have tomorrow off so I’ll stay up late to rip stuff and I’ll send it in.

  31. Jena says:

    Vogue, I can’t see your photo. πŸ™

  32. Rhonika says:

    E! Live Countdown to the Oscars just begun!!!

  33. Genevieve says:

    @Jena- That’s strange- I can (see Vogue’s gravatar).

    I can’t wait to see the stuff you’ll be sending in!

    Yeah, the writers for these shows always try to come up with s/t witty- but hopefully it’ll come across okay.

  34. Sass says:

    @Vogue…I agree, I NEED to see his jawline tonight!

  35. Sass says:

    Coverage has begun already, huh?

    Guess my kids will be eating cereal for lunch and dinner tonight.

  36. Genevieve says:

    ‘his jawline’ THUD!
    What about those lips and EYES? Woo hoo!
    Bring it on Rob!

  37. Genevieve says:

    Haha, LOL! ‘cereal for lunch and dinner’. Good one Sass!

  38. Sass says:

    @Genevieve, yeah those are kind of hot too… πŸ˜‰

  39. Angela says:

    I am getting really excited. Already set my DVR to record the pre-show, show and post-show. yeah!!

  40. JustGotWicked says:

    so i just got home from a stop at Walmart…
    I couldn’t help but notice that Edward and Rob were following me around the store.

    I first saw Rob’s amazing face on a book stand. It was like a little mini bio. Then as I was walking down the magazine aisle, I saw Rob again! I was wandering aimlessly around the store some more and happened upon several Twilight calendars and Edward was staring right at me! I was getting a little paranoid by this point but kept my cool. After looking at some candles and whatnot, I walked right by the posters and wouldn’t you know that they were opened to a poster of Edward…
    Seriously. They were watching me from every angle.
    It was kinda nice seeing his face everywhere though. I didnt have my camera or I would have shared it with you ladies.

    Anywho… Cant wait to see his beautiful face again tonight on the boob tube =)

  41. Rhonika says:

    E! Live on the Red Carpet is on. Let’s keep our fingers crossed!

  42. Rhonika says:

    Zac Efron is on the carpet. Come on Rob has to be!!!

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