Hallelujah! This is the day that the Lord has made
Dear Rob-
Sunday morning I get up to check my email and find out I was sent this lovely image from pal Lula that you see on the left, as part of our weekly “Sunday Worship” session. Don’t get weirded out dear this is just the gals having some good ‘ol fashioned fun!
The email went as such:
Good Morning,
It is Sunday…let’s give praise!
Hallelujah!
So immediately I enlarged it and right clicked to make it my new desktop background image and this is what happened…
.
Obviously, a sign from God himself. So of course I kept it and wrote this back:
So uh when i went to make this my desktop background image this is what happened…
god works in mysterious ways.
amen
All day today anytime I would open my computer I was greeted with the the site of your crotch all up near my icons and of course start giggling because this is the BEST desktop wallpaper EVER invented. I rule at all things computer-y.
Yea, yea call us sacrilegious or inappropriate but we love us some Jesus and we love us some ROB! And ain’t nuttin wrong with that!
All my love and desktops!
Themoonisdown
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Don’t go to the darkside JBell, here look at RobQ again. You’ll feel better I promise!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/ScjZrGcVJ4I/AAAAAAAAFPo/Kb3Y2qG72eU/s1600-h/HQ4.jpg
Oh Jeez….I love the man’s legs…can we start a topic on LegPorn, too, besides JawPorn???
*sigh* That picture makes me fall into a dollop on my keyboard. I would so like to pop the poppers on that shirt and peel it off of him, it’s just too tight for him …. and the chest hair ….. the arm hair ….. stroke stroke stroke. Yum. *quadruple sign*
@EG: missed you so much! you just mentioned two or three other RobTopics worth investigating…. *swoons*
Help is on the way (Robamedic is here)- Not new but GOOD!!!!
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=3242&fullsize=1
@Gen: you helped JBell hopefully and killed me in the process. This one never gets old. Will be out for a quick shower….badly in need of it, wont’ say why… 😀
http://www.robertpattinsonsource.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=3276&fullsize=1
You love me, I know you love me… <3
I also love whoever invented HQ pics…
*swoons*
*falls off chair*
Look what Fakerpattz found! RobCrotch summarized.
http://i40.tinypic.com/1rp7qt.png
I was just about to post that myself. Talk about serendipity! It seems like Rob’s crotch is on many people’s minds today…
the last pic definitely had a bulge!!!! *drool* I lurve you fakerpatzz!
@Ceri: great pic….just finished drooling myself…. 🙂
Question from the non-native speaker, though: what is the “Orly” caption supposed to mean, other than Paris’s airport?
@JBell: we’re here to help!!!! don’t go over to the StuSide!!! Stay with us!!!
@vickib – “Dear Jesus, Please help my husband stop being a douche! love, me” I’m hyperventillating, the dog is ready to call 911.
I too, had to put the robcrotch on my PC, just to, ummm, see, ya know…if it would work.
Amber asked for a retweet of this, but for those of you not on Twitter. Dreamboat posted to her blog about the How to Be Soundtrack. Her tweet follows!
joebendesigns Wow! Dreamboat Records just posted to my blog about the release of How to Be soundtrack. Read it here: http://tinyurl.com/cpxq5u Please RT!!
Amber’s got the BIG SCOOP today on the HTB Soundtrack!! She’s so official! I’m so proud!
Here’s her 2nd Tweet! –
joebendesignsDreamboat posted to my blog “that big news is literally days, if not hours away” on HTB soundtrack. http://tinyurl.com/cpxq5u Please RT!!
Oh! Oh! Oh! I’m an idiot! Seriously. This confirms it.
DH wizarded up some magic last night and hooked my laptop up to the HDTV so I could watch videos on the big screen! AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT!
How the ‘ell I forgot that, I don’t know (totes blaming the demerol) but WEE! RobCrotch on the big screen!!
re RobCrotch on the Big Screen…..I.AM.DIED.
And your DH goes straight to the list of LTR best buddies…alongside the now famous Mr Soccermom…
DH is a genius. Here’s his prize.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_03/HeidiKlumREX_468x748.jpg
Oh no! How come I didn’t get the RobCrotch when I set that pic as my background??!! Stupid smart Mac, why must you know how to set pics properly. Oh how you taunt me!!
Add Apple to the FKL list for Mela STAT!
Happy day! I am no longer taunted. My computer geek roommate just showed me how to “override” the settings so that I get the “proper” background pic. Yay! Although I’m pretty sure I could have done without the “honestly, you are so juvenile” speech… whatevs.
Keep Apple on FKL and add Mela roommate to ppl we <3
Interesting tidbit.
I sent FakeRpattz and FakeTomStu the same vid…due to copyright RP could view it but not Tomstu…this means RP is in North Amercia and TS is in Europe.
Where they actually r in real life. I still think they’re fake but it’s interestin…
i really hope thats actually them…hiding in plain view LOL
Anyone notice how Ashley & Kellen are really quiet since TwitterGate interview?
Noticed that too. Just figured they are busy with filming.
@JAG u know how to rip and edit video??? If so do you think u could do a couple of RobCrotch clips for the new RobCrotch video. I am almost done. Have pics and music uploaded. Just working on editing. 🙂
You want vid clips?
Yes please. I just don’t how to edit them.
twittergate?shiz,i missed out on a world shattering event??how did that happen?please fill me in?noticed they have been silent too
@SpunkMe. Fake Lezbo Lover are you here?????
Mmmm..
Damn, I forgot what I was going to say.
hey gals,i noticed a faketomstu popped in here yesterday to ask why we werent writing him letters since he was sexier than rob?LMAO!!!!
where? LOL
around this time on yesterday’s blog.soccermom also noticed it.
I also made a comment about it. He popped in at 4:00 ish.
so.should we start a lettersto tomstu,too?LMAO!! jbell is on the verge of joining the stu-side.razzi are not doing a good job these days.
dear rob,
baby please show yourself once in a while,just so we know you are all right after getting hit by that stupid signboard (btw,i hope,after that incident, you suddenly realized that sherin-thats me-is the one you really need and not kstew-pot ,but lets talk about that another time)
love,
me
here it is.
http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2009/03/23/the-fakers-are-amazing/comment-page-2/#comments
Popping in to say Hi! GOTTA do work today. Must not be in Rob-land today for too long. Too much to do.
HOT DIGGITY DOG on that wallpaper, girls!! If that wasn’t Divine Intervention, I don’t know is!!
Gen posted:
“Has anybody seen this one?- Interesting.
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/03/recycling-old-robs-best-story-ever.html ”
Actually, I don’t think it’s strange at all, unlike I’m sure some people might.
Rob is a very special person. I will bet you a million dollars that he has intuitive abilities (some people call that psychic, but that is a cheesy, overused term) that he may or may not be aware of.
He was able to tap into the vast unconcious, or rather, because of the way his mind works, it was able to get through to him, for a short while.
Everything about Rob’s reported behaviours indicates to me that he is very sensitive to energies, add that to his creativity , and I totally get this story he told.
He may an Empath, which must be unbearable when in crowds (remember him crying in Italy???). That would explain his desire to be alone, and actually his drinking would help to calm the feelings of being bombarded with energies from other people.
There is so much going on with him that is invisible to the naked eye. Trust me on this. Just because you can’t see “energies”, doesn’t mean they don’t exist.
You can’t see the wind, but you can see it’s effect.
I love you when you get all philosophical and deep into thought like that. I love you when you post RobPorn too, but you already know that. The human mind and psychcological effects really interest me
Thanks man. I take back the “you’re dead to me” comment. You knowz I was jus’ foolin’.
Actually, as much as I appear to be a shallow, depraved, uncouth, shameless, twisted, wanton girl, I’m actually very inerested and involved in those sorts of pursuits, and am actually quite refined when I want to be. LOL!
I have several friends who are intuitives, and/or are geniune “psychics”, who actually make a living with their gifts and things like helping the police, etc… (like I said, HATE that word, but will use to for descriptive purposes), and I myself have some sensitivities to the energetic realm.
So, the more stories and details about Rob I hear, the more he is “familiar” to me. He even made mention in an interview once that the “energy” at one of the premieres was overwhelming to him, that he could actually feel it bearing down on him. I totally understand what he is saying, even if he doesn’t. Even if the noise and screaming were removed, there was an energetic force present that people who are “sensitive” would have felt and it would have been quite overwhelming, to say the least.
OMG, my heart breaks for him sometimes……
Oh my, I think you’ve hit it on the nail! When I first saw that video a whiloe back I was like was he on drugs? But I don’t think so. I think you’re right!
I am confident that there is truth to my suspicions. I’ve seen and experienced enough in my life that is making me put 2 and 2 together. Much like in Twilight when Bella starts seeing how everything about Edward that she’s witnessed beings to add up. I don’t care if anybody thinks I’m “out there” with this, I know what I know, and there’s a lot more to Rob than meets the eye.
When I heard his Best Story Ever I said Welcome to my world. Not weird at all. I love that he told it and have been puzzling over whether or not he was pulling everybody’s leg since it was supposed to be a story. But how far did he reach for it?
I think he was telling the truth. Like Kristen Stewart said “Rob can’t lie, that’s what I love about him”. Rob seems to be honest to a fault in his interviews. I totally believed what he said.
So did I Vogue. It has intrigued me for the last few months. Like I said, could totally have happened. Remember when he talked about writing in that diary when he was filming GOF? He was manifesting his future. He didn’t want luck to come to him all at once but spread it out over his lifetime. I’m sure he will have a great career ahead of him but it must be scary for any actor when you’re only as good as your next job. He’s got the chops though. Once all the TW stuff is done he can start finding his way into more and more challenging roles. Oh how I’m looking forward to following his dazzling career!
sometimes god does NOT work in mysterious ways. amen.
btw,can i join in the fake lesbo relationships floating around here??? i totally want to receive fake lesbo kisses and stuff,too 🙂
Sure the more the merry. However, SpunkMe get a little jealous if I start whoring myself out too much. We’ll have to keep it on the DL. 😉
oh wow! a whore-some!i mean,foursome!!! eh,spunkme,you dont mind,do you?LOL
@JBell “Oh Tom. I love you. Maybe even more than Rob right now…”
You are dead to me.
Or else you had better be sitting there with someone holding a gun to your head, making you type that.
LMFAO I’m sorry!! I explained myself!! I just needed some RobLovin’! It’s been too long since we’ve has a sighting! Monica, Sherin, Ayden, Gen, Carrie & Ceri all helped me out with some Rob pics.
S’ok…..I replied above to your reply to me, and I retracted that statement 😀
prayed you through, if you will!
LMAO!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh vogue,you crack me up!!!!!
dear sucky-good-for-nuthin-cant-come-up-with-a-pic-of-rob-this-week-papparazzi:
you all suck.its your fault jbell has now turn to the dark side.
p.s. someone please call a witch doctor to exorcise tomstu demon from jbell STAT
While I do agree that it sucks the big wazzooo that we’ve had no Rob sightings, I am sorta glad that he’s been able to elude them. I started to watch that video where poor baby boy was trying to run from the paps, when he was trying to get into his hotel and the doors were locked…..UGH. It made me sick to my stomach to watch, FOR REAL!! I was yelling at the video, like that psycho guy who went apeshit on Youtube over Britney “LEAVE ROB ALOOOOOONE!!!” I really thought I was going to cry!
I had to turn it off! I couldn’t stand it! They chased him, followed him into a corner, and then I turned it off!! He was like a caged animal, looking for an escape!! I can’t imagine living under a microscope like that, day after day.
KEEP HIDING ROB!!! GOOD JOB!! We love you but we can sacrifice not seeing you for your sanity!!
Good afternoon girls!
UC and Moon – I know I have said this before, but I’ll say it again – the mere fact that such a talented and gorgeous creature was placed on this planet for us to adore is further proof that GOD is a woman and wants us to be happy!
I was trying to catch up from yesterday since my D**M internet was on the fritz, and would just like to say that Vogue, you are a DIIIRRTTYYY girl! What would we do without you??
…we’d spontaneously combust, that’s what.
I take it you watched “Rob’s Big Finish” ?
Did you get tinglies in your secret yes-yes spot?
Did your kitty cat start purring?
I’m happy to sell first class tickets for a ride to Nirvana, aka the sound of Rob….er……uh…… getting his joystick worked over. 😀
@sherin – Twittergate. Ashley, Kellan & Rachelle talked to Access Hollywood on Saturday at their event at Kitson in LA and the interviewer asked if they had Twitter accounts. They said no.
I believe them to be lying. How the hell else can you get personal/candid shots that they post??
Here’s the vid – they talk about it at the VERY end :]
http://www.accesshollywood.com/twilight/twilight-stars-hit-kitson-march-21-2009_videotab_1068922
thanks jbell,the goddess of all things rob-related!!! i also believe they are lying coz i saw their pics on twiiter,i mean,those were obviously candid shots, not those done in a photoshoot,etc.etc.so either someone close to them are posing as them,or its really them on twitter and they have been told to lie about it or else a whole lot of peeps are gonna “follow” them to infinity(sheeshh and its bad enough as it is right now,i get the fail whale crap a lot nowadays,twitter needs to get a better server or pull their shit together)
That is the best unexpected desktop photo ever! LOVE IT! So my plan of going to work today failed. And now I’m voting at the kid’s choice awards website. I really am sick aren’t I? LMAO!
work comp FAIL! lame!!
I did the same thing earlier. I have no idea who most of the people on there were. 🙂 We are too cool for school.
LMAO! You’ve got the Sprouse twins and then another teenybopper and then they stick Jason Lee in there, LOL! I’m still voting.
OMG this is tooo funny. That happened too easily and was too perfectly centered. Definitely a sign.
My roommate is technically Canadian and had planned to go home at the end of the month. But he just got his dream job and is going to be super busy for a few months and can’t go. So, I was trying to talk him into exchanging them for tickets to Vancouver for me (so I could stalk the Twilight set AND visit some places I’ve been dying to go); but apparently tickets can’t be transferred to other people. And I don’t have a passport :(.
Must have this pic and gonna, re do my back ground. The husband thinks it’s funny to keep taking Rob off of it. This one would do him in I bet! lol
Hi All, I’m here…short visit for now…must pick up 7 year old at school in 15 minutes, so talk dirty to me and do it fast!
@Carrie–here I am and look I can’t seem to leave you aklone for a few hours either before you start whoring around on me with Sherin. I guess with Vogue added into we are turning into an all out orgy fake lesbian GROUP..
@Sherin–Did ya read The Submissive yet? Did ya? Did ya? I figured you were deep in Robward lust when you never came back on last night.
@Vogue—you and your VaJJ stomped off last night because we asked it to get tested before joining our fake lesbo family and although you get around alot…I trust you are clean and washed…will you fake lesbo us? Also, your site was the bomb! I laughed so hard reading through all your posts!
@JBell Do not I repeat do not go to the darkside. I know the force is strong over there with that delectable Brit look of TomStu, but Rob’s pulling force is stronger….do not try this against our Leader, he will have to spank you for it ….maybe even with a riding crop on your yes yes spot!
@JAG WTF?! You haven’t been Robwhorey enough lately…get on it …I do mean lickety! I know you know how to do it for us! <3 you bunches!
@Genevieve…anymore fantasies today? Come on spill it!
@UC and Moon…Today’s post is…I.AM.DIED. *THUD* Monumental!
& that is supposed to DETER me from going to the darkside?? Seriously?
Dear Rob,
SpunkMe promised you would spank me for going to the darkside… “maybe even with a riding crop on your yes yes spot!” I’ll meet you over there, Tom & I will be waiting.
Love,
xoMe.
@JBell
WHAT??!!!! (in Rob’s Super High voice)
THAT does not deter you! Do you want a softer spankin’ from His Holy Hotness? How about a ride on His Hi-Ho Silver while he plays his piano for you? He may not be able to complete the song but HHSilver will!!!!!!!!!
Hey Spunk! no worries, Va-JJ has a short memory span.
Hey, can you give me the link to that RPatzz_Kstew site you keep referencing? I’m not familiar with it.
Glad you liked my insane ramblings. My blog is sort of a place for me to exorcise the filth that clutters my mind. It’s cathartic.
@Vogue
My VaJJ is glad that yours is not huffy. Did it manage to seduce you with all it’s wine pourin’, Let’s Get It On music selection, massaging last night? You need to then set that video of Rob on a continuous loop to play….
RPattzKStew site…. http://community.livejournal.com/rpattz_kstew/
Oh and I want you to send an extra kit to Rob for me!!!! I WANT IT!!!!
@SpunkMe I can’t help it that I am so hot and everyone wants to have fake lezbo affairs with me. Just know that you have my heart and I can’t ever quit you. 😉
@Carrie
Awwww, baby! You really know how to seduce me, dontcha?
You are Hot! It’s why we’re together…
I am your trophy fake lezbo wife and am proud of it. Can I stop working now. I just wanna sit at home look hot and shop all day.
Me too…we’ll have to talk about that one!
hahaha, I can’t stop laughing.
As rob said in the dvd commentary.
“thats a bit saucy!”
@SpunkMe do u want to go to KOL concert with me and TRR. She is going to order tix ans wanted to know if you are in.
@Carrie
I WANT to….how much are tickets? Let me know and then I can check with DH.
Oh Holy Rob, I want to go to Kings of Leon so bad!
Will find out and let u know ASAP.
ROFL!!!
“maybe even with a riding crop on your yes yes spot!”
Can I sign up for that too?
Riding crop??!?!?! THERE??? Count me OUT.
Maybe on my buttocks, but Va-JJ is wagging her finger in a “no-no” manner and shaking her head.
Yes, there! I didn’t say it had to be a hard slap. JJ will be ok with some light tapping with a riding crop. Hell, Rob can tap, slap, pummel jj. Anything, anytime, anywhere
lmfao My thoughts EXACTLY.
I’m glad I’m not alone in that…
Hhmmmm…..Va-JJ just raised one eyebrow and gave her best crooked smile, Edward style.
NO!!! Riding Crop to Va-JJ is evil. Only Va-JJ haters would do that it the precious Va-JJ.
LOL! ‘but Va-JJ is wagging her finger in a ‘no-no’ manner and shaking her head’! Shiz Vogue! You do have a way with words!!!!!!
@Vogue
Oh and yes I don’t mean hard–just a tickle!
Say yes, then you get a tickle with Rob’s pickle
*eyebrows going up and down*
Domward would never hurt you,EVER, it’s all about the pleasure..your pleasure….Your kitty would purr…trust me!
What’s my safe-word? Can it be “DomehardRob”? please?
Sounds good!
Let see SubBella’s is Turpintine
WideAwake Bella’s is Cookie
Vogue’s is DomehardRob
Mine would be….well, nothing because I’d take whatever he wanted to do!!! Domward is the next holy under Rob.
Yes you can just go here…..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764216/1/The_Submissive
And let yourself be Bella…..Oh Domward!!! It’s gettin’ hot in here!
Finished that story a month ago…….Oh Domward, I LOVE YOU!!!
Are you reading The Dominant now? Chpt 4 posted yesterday….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918631/1/
Yummy!
@Monica
Oh Jeez….I love the man’s legs…can we start a topic on LegPorn
Definite Leg Porn is needed….mmm let’s start a focus on that area too…then we’ll move to his chest hair and then his arms….Anybody ever seen a picture of Rob in shorts…if so please post…from ROBQ, his knees are pretty D*mn hairy, HOT!
@JAG make a video of his legs please and I know how you know to pick the right music. MsBumpnGrindIWantToF*ckYouLikeAnAnimal!
@SpunkMe do u want to go to KOL concert with me and TRR. She is going to order tix ans wanted to know if you are in.
Here you go. Legs – uncovered
http://movies.about.com/od/littleashes/ig/Little-Ashes-Photos/littleashespic5.htm
I love his chicken legs. They are so adorkable.
oh wow… cold shower time
*thud*
I don’t know about thudding after the legs in this pic. He looks like he might have gotten a little more mature (read-hairy) since that movie was shot. Now the legs he’s sporting in recent pics – yummo!
any part of him makes me thud. Just seeing the legs… and then picturing whats in between them…
yummy
AGREED!
@TRR
Oooo that is a great start for my VaJJ—where’s the hairy knees/legs? Keep searching! That will carry me though for a bit….just think of sitting in that boat in between those legs and all that could go on….
@SpunkMe: totally with you on the LegPorn. The VidQueen JAG should get her teeth into this…
@JAG: dont’ carried away and do it literally without telling us though!!! 😀
@TRR: re LegPorn exactly the one I was thinking of. Though I might be able to dig out some from GoF times….naked and wet RobLegs after a dangerous dive in the dark lake… yummmy!!!
info-
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1607590/20090323/story.jhtml
@UC- I<3 your comment on that article! Brilliance!
Amen and amen.
Ok time to pick up my girlie at school…I’ll check back in when I get home!!! Keep it hot for me!
<3 you all!
LMBO that is just hilarious
@Carrie do you have any specific video in mind for Robcrotch?
@SpunkMe – I have pornblock…I need to come up with something good! Tonight.
@JAG I will go thur fav videos tonight and let you know.
sounds good
*raising freak flag*
Can someone email me the links to The Submissive, The Dominant & I Love LA?? I think that’s what they’re all called.
jesse988@aol.com
Me love you long time of course!
They are all posted in JAG’s blog.
Thank ya lovah
I’m not surprised about the comments about the razzi being polite here in Canada. Celebs are easy to spot in my neck of the woods and we typically ignore them & give them their space.
Okay so yesterday my daughter asked if a pic of Rob was her daddy…today…I was looking at something with him on it….(DUH) and she goes “not my daddy? who IS THAT?!”….so I broke down and told her…I said “hunny this is Rob. Mommy likes him”. She pranced away and left it at that.
Just a little bit ago, I was getting out of the shower and I droppped my towel to get dressed..she goes “I see your boobies!!! Does Wob wike your boobies?”…OMG. I collapsed in a fit of laughter on my bed. She was laughing along with me thinking she was so funny..now she is repeating over and over “WOBS BOOBIES”
I am so f*cking dead if she says this when my hubby comes home! LMFAO…..
Rob loves your boobies 4-sure!
Too much funny. AM LMFOA!!!!
I am so dying laughing!
I’m sure Rob dos like your boobies!
I seriously told her “we can’t talk about Rob or boobies ANYMORE” and shew as all “ROB!!!” “BOOBIES” ..damn it.
I hope he would like them..I’ve been blessed in that department. Perky, D’s…even after nursing 2 babies! 🙂 Wow…really, what am I doing? Trying to get a date? LMFAO..why did I tell you all that?
am so f*cking dead if she says this when my hubby comes home! LMFAO…..
LOL!!!!!!!!!! omg,ur baby girl is funny!!!!!!!!!!! im sure wobbie likes boobies!period! just ask Erpattz!
@SpunkMe now going to have to read the Submissive. Link u sent last night w/piano scene was too steamy. I am so bad. I am printing story at work so I can read at home.
@themoonisdown – the Lord as indeed blessed us all – so happy he gave us sight – to enjoy the “robcrotch”!
CHECK THIS OUT… Fakerpattz posted this on twitter…. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1rp7qt&s=5
NM filming info-
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2009/03/new-moon-movie-now-filming-at-jacobs-house/
@Jbell – *raising freak flag*
Can someone email me the links to The Submissive, The Dominant & I Love LA?? I think that’s what they’re all called.
I’ve had a running entry at my blog since Feb 26 of twiporn that I keep adding to:
http://sexytimewithrobpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/02/bow-chica-bow-woooow.html
Oh, and today I did another blog entry, but it’s a bit OOC (out of character) for me. But I think it’s really nice, and I’m glad I did it.
Gotta run! Late clients today. Be back later tonight, like after 9 EST.
Interesting:
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/2008/12/new-moon-script-finds-a-way-to-upsize-edward-cullen/
I say SCREW being true to the book! They were’n’t in Twilight!!!
They did stuff that WASN’T in the book, and eliminated things that could have been filmed!! Buncha hypocrites…..
THE MORE EDWARD CULLEN, THE BETTER.
EDWARD = $$$$$$ for the studio (aren’t they doing this to make money, not for charity)
AND….
More EDWARD = more lusting for us at the movie theatre!!
@Vogue: the right woman around when we need some perspective!! Right said! While some undirty corner of my mind (still some left but they tell me it’s curable) still would be disappointed if they soiled Steph The Guru’s work…. 🙁 , the fangirl in me screams “The More Cullen, the Better for us”…. 😀
I do hope though, that they will be TRUE TO EACH SYLLABLE of some specific characters in Eclipse and in BD….because otherwise I’ll camp out of Summit HQ to put up my protest!!!!!
Screw the PG13!! We want Rob!!!
@Vogue
Can’t link… get error…. what did it say?
Me too. Error I mean.
LMFAO!! you guys crack me UPPPPP!!!
oh dear i can’t breath!
‘How to Be’ info-
http://themovie-fanatic.com/htb/bts-photos
http://www.facebook.com/discography/album.php?aid=56024047110
‘How to Be’ soundtrack release date info-
http://www.facebook.com/discography/album.php?aid=56024047110
Robsessed-
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/03/ryan-reynolds-calls-rob-dreamy.html
He is Ryan, HE REALLY IS!!!!
I just watched that. That interview made me love Ryan even more. He is so sexy. M mm Ryan and Rob sandwich. RAWR!!!
best line “I’m not gay, bu I;m thinking about it” LOL!!!
Who wouldn’t? If anyone could make someone switch ‘teams’ then it would be Rob.
I’ll have me some of that (STAT)!
Hmm, actually I’ll make do with just Rob. ‘Rob sandwich’ I’ll have that to go please thankyou! LOL!
nah,methinks a want a tender,juicy rob-hotdog sandwich yummm
@Sherin–Did ya read The Submissive yet? Did ya? Did ya? I figured you were deep in Robward lust when you never came back on last night.
spunkme……i was soo deep into robward lust last night,i was so wading in waist – deep ,oh-my-god-do-me-hard-robert-cross-eyed-eyeball rolling-cant-breathe- lust i never managed to get back here.so if i suddenly disappear again tonight,you gals know where i am-reading fanfic with robert pattinson.
Hi all back from school carpool!
@Sherin
Ok so were you turned on or something? I couldn’t tell from your answer. LOL!!!
Answer the question though—was it Submissive you were reading? Admit please.
im reading that tonight!i finished the office last night and boy,was it freakin’ hot!!! but its only til chapter 7!WTF!! i need moawwwwwrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me too!!
The Submissive is better IMO than The Office even!!!….
Robdomward is not too kinky–
one scene with the riding crop
and
one with uh lez just SAY IT..get the butter!!!,
but otherwise to me it was pretty normal HOT sex stuff!!
It will make your VaJJ start lighting candles and pouring you a glass of wine while putting on Bump ‘N Grind on the CD playa!
I feel way too out of the loop. What is with the butter? Did I miss that somewhere in the story? I read the Sub story!
I’m so confused…
Didn’t you see my post a few days or so ago about figuring the whole SAY IT OUT LOUD SAY IT post?
Ok, so I came across that article/video again of Kristen and Rob did for MTV on the set of Twilight….
Twilight’ Stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Turn Up The Heat To Prepare For Love Story
Sample from article I want to point out:
MTV: Edward and Bella are an iconic love story for a whole generation. How do two actors meet, and then begin building a chemistry that the whole film will depend on? Any favorite movies, authors, books that helped you bond?
Kristen Stewart: Yeah, “Last Tango in Paris.”
Pattinson: That’s kind of what we’re basing the entire [Edward and Bella] relationship on, in a lot of ways.
MTV: So you guys get together and watch NC-17 Marlon Brando movies?
Stewart: Just that one. And what else did you give me? “Doomed Love.”
Pattinson: Yeah, I gave her a book of Virgil.
Stewart: “Doomed Love” by Virgil. It was good.
Pattinson: [Laughs.] We don’t really get on at all.
So, I was curious what this was, so I Googled it…and look what it says…Last Tango in Paris (Italian: Ultimo Tango a Parigi) is a 1973 film directed by Italian Bernardo Bertolucci which tells of an American widower drawn into a sexual relationship with a young, soon-to-be-married Parisian woman. It stars Marlon Brando, Maria Schneider and Jean-Pierre Léaud. The film was given an X rating by the MPAA upon release in the USA. After revisions were made to the MPAA ratings code, it was classified as an NC-17 in 1997. The film has its NC-17 rating for strong nudity, some violence, a scene of rape, and language.
I further checked into it on YouTube…ugh..however during a rape scene in the film by Brando on this chick –it’s some anal rape scene with butter (sick!) anyway the point is…during this act, he keeps telling the girl to say certain things (they aren’t sexual in any nature), but at one point I guess she won’t and he starts saying “Say It!….Say It!” I thought that was interesting and Rob is standing right up behind Kristen when he says this in the movie!! Holy Crap! So they aren’t kidding about basing stuff on this movie.
So, then I start thinking…ok, can you imagine sitting around at night by yourself with Rob going over lines etc. and watching this totally porno type movie with him and nothing happening? I mean seriously?? No, my friends, I am sorry, but that would be completely impossible and if it was just a co-worker dude, it would be completely uncomfortable! And here is a quote from Rob after Harry Potter, but before Twilight: ‘Wow, I must be great, I’m like f—ing Brando!”’ he says. ”I had this specific idea where ‘I’m going to be a weirdo, this is how I’m going to promote myself.’ So, this movie to watch with Kristen was his idea, I’m sure.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it now. i missed that one tiny detail and it spiraled into grave confusion on my part.
Sorry such a long repeat post, but for all those that were MIA then and those Newbies and Lurkers, this was our 1st Conspiracy type theory re:Rob gettin’ it on with KStew…..
Somebody on the last page mentioned Rob being the second coming. I would also like to think of him as the third coming, the fourth coming, the fifth coming, etc., etc. until he can’t come no more. At least until the next day.
heheheh that was me Sass! thanks for understanding what i was getting to
I am eternally grateful to you my dear. *bows down*
LMAO!!!! i want to be in the line for the “second coming”……girls…line start to the left!!!
Hallelujah! Praise Rob and his F*cktastic Robnana!
saw this in a comment at robsesses…anyone here read this yet?was wondering if its good.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4931698/1/First_Night_in_the_Cottage_Edward_Bella_BD
No but I started reading this one per Vogue last night that is HOT!….
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4461299/9/Warmth
The link starts at Chapter 9 cause that’s where Vogue said to start….
She knows her shiz, so I went with it…..
im soo gonna be buried with all these fanfics to read asap
dear rob,
i bet you come to LTR and read our post and all the recommended must read fanfics out there.come on ‘fess up already.
p.s ur friend faketomstu was here whining why we werent writing him letters since he’s sexier than you.please tell him jbell is thinking about it.
love,
me
I must confess, pardon the pun, that I have had impure thoughts about Rob while attending mass.
*waiting for lightening bolt to strike*
God will not punish you for reveling in the gift He has given us.
Amen.
Well, since you put it that way…
And following THAT comment. lmfao
Is it wrong that I really want a fanfic that is Tom & Rob in a threesome!?
Vogue – I’m counting on you for this! LOL
No, not wrong Jbell. I think it would be an interesting read.
I just printed a 183 pages of fanfic at work.Is that wrong. Nah. I’m sure my boss would be cool with it. 🙂
@Carrie
Hey sweet cheeks!
Givin’ in to the Submissive are you?
Yeah, Domward knows how to please.
Right there…oh yeah….