World Premiere of a new Rob video

Dear Rob,

My grandmother wrote on my Facebook wall (yes, I said that) and said, “Hi UC, I read where “hunk” Robert Pattinson doesn’t shower and is stinking up the set.- thought you’d like to hear that.” Yes. She said that.

I go by a fake name on LTR & LTT and that isn’t because I am afraid to tell our readers my real name, but I’m afraid that people like my grandmother, my dad and my great aunt Ruth will visit this site and send me letters about how they’re “disappointed in me.” I keep my mouth shut when people say inaccurate things about Twilight or judge it unfairly in public (it kills me), and I never EVER talk about you, Robert Pattinson, in public in any way other than to say “That actor Rob-something who is a vampire in some movie and a wizard in another.” I do this because I know that my knowledge about you and Twilight makes me look crazy. So I stay quiet. HOW DID MY GRANDMOTHER KNOW ENOUGH TO SEND ME THAT FACEBOOK MESSAGE (and who is teaching the old people how to use facebook!? STOP!)?

I went on that rant because the video I am about to share made me feel extremely, extremely dirty. Yet that has not stopped me from watching it 3 times in a row or posting it online, despite the fear that my grandmother may or may not know about this site. Some might call me crazy, I just call me awesome.

Premiering: The Rob Crotch Volume 2

Love, UnintendedChoice
(It’s on days like these that I’m glad I have a fake name)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z8YsWUiwos]

Much love to the magical and talented Carrie who has provided the amazing video for today! See volume 1 here

PS: If one of you is really my grandmother going by a name like “I want to do Rob” or “UCsGma” please fess up so I can be prepared for the next time I see you. Leigh Anne? Is that really you? Or are you my “Mimi?”

*Moon note: i gave my dad facebook “lessons” over t’giving and christmas. he now posts videos of his jeeping trips with his facebook bff’s. even i haven’t gone that far. it is quite humbling. Oh and if Rob’s crotch has spoken to you this morning (you might wanna get that checked out!) you should show your appreciation and reverence by voting for us at the Dazzle Awards! Scroll down to Best Rob Fansite and vote like you mean it!*

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Hallelujah! This is the day that the Lord has made

Dear Rob-

Sunday morning I get up to check my email and find out I was sent this lovely image from pal Lula that you see on the left, as part of our weekly “Sunday Worship”  session. Don’t get weirded out dear this is just the gals having some good ‘ol fashioned fun!

The email went as such:

Good Morning,
It is Sunday…let’s give praise!
Hallelujah!

So immediately I enlarged it and right clicked to make it my new desktop background image and this is what happened…

.

Obviously, a sign from God himself. So of course I kept it and wrote this back:

So uh when i went to make this my desktop background image this is what happened…

god works in mysterious ways.

amen

All day today anytime I would open my computer I was greeted with the the site of your crotch all up near my icons and of course start giggling because this is the BEST desktop wallpaper EVER invented. I rule at all things computer-y.

Yea, yea call us sacrilegious or inappropriate but we love us some Jesus and we love us some ROB! And ain’t nuttin wrong with that!

All my love and desktops!
Themoonisdown

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Saturday am delight- we can't stop staring

Dear Rob,

Our marvelously talented reader, Carrie, made this kick-ass video for us to share with everyone. We really love the, uh, song…

Love,
UnintendedChoice & theMoonisDown

Ready, Set, WATCH- we’ve got the hoses ready!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXtJxu8wEwQ]

Anyone else wanna throw water on themselves, dance on a bar and drink a lot of beer right now? Even though it’s Saturday morning? We also wanna head bang (and then bang someone else, ifyouknowwhati’msaying)

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